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Old 11-04-2006, 11:36 PM   #76
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Originally posted by Bandwagoneer on 11-03-2006 at 05:34 PM
Simplified Bolts chant:


Mar-ty-ball!
Mar-ty-ball!
Mar-ty-ball!

etc.
Mar-ty-ball? Is that the best you can do?
Time to chillax and make way for the master BoltsOwnU!
Martyball has been dead since the mess in Balt
I was there to see it, it was the coach's fault
That was a long plane ride home I can tell ya
If there was a Bronco fan in here, we all could smell ya
I had a better flight after we dominated Frisco
Limo at the stadium, full of chicks and a vat of Crisco
Soon I venture to the den of gap-toothed fools
Off to Denver, I got chunks of those fans in my stools!
Tomorrow though I'm praying it ain't a trap
In San Diego, I want to see us out of Cleve, beat the crap!
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Old 11-22-2006, 03:33 PM   #77
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Well look who has ascended to the top of the heap
We treated Denver to a beatin' like a whore that's cheap
I really hope you can win your division crown
Then you can come face us in our seaside town
I'm here to tell you just what's in store
Bolts this year, won't even lose four
3 and 0 without merriman is pretty hot
2 and 0 without Castillo as well shows how hard we fought
When they come back, our team will be flat out scary
coming into our house for other teams is just plain hairy.

Jake Plummer, the best friend a division rival ever had.
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Old 11-22-2006, 03:45 PM   #78
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So BOU rambles back in town
To be bringin' the rhymin' back down
I must be a-goin', so this will be brief, don't think me no turd
I wish you a Happy Thankgivin' BOU, give your ownsef the bird
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Old 11-22-2006, 05:22 PM   #79
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Here's to a Happy Thanksgiving for one and all
to patting full stomachs and watching football
I'm a big fan of turkey deep fried
When I tried it, it was so good I almost cried
While sipping a drink I'll watch a rival tumble
Maybe Plummer giving up another fumble?
Or Larry Johnson coughing up the rock
Either team can lose, their fans I'll mock
Tryptophan dreams will carry me off to slumber
Until Sunday when against the Raiders, we deliver the lumber
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Old 12-07-2006, 04:49 PM   #80
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BoltsOwnU is here to spread the news
On our Superbowl explosion, we've lit the fuse
Looks like y'all might just be coming to Diego
Maybe for tailgating, renting a Winnebago
Bring some sunscreen and some frosty drinks
I'll bring some snacks and hotties methinks
Just don't fool yourselves for a moment into thinkin'
that our cruise to the Championship you have a chance of sinkin'
Next on our list is Denver's team of cheaters
Shutting them out is but one more step for Diego's world-beaters.
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Old 12-07-2006, 06:33 PM   #81
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BOU you know I loves you but I'm here to say
It's about yo Stacked Whack Ginormous Signature, what the Hey?
RG's poor wheel-mouse hand has to work hard getting to the end of your post
Then craps out in the Girlie Pic Thread when he be needin' it the most
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Old 12-07-2006, 07:03 PM   #82
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Originally posted by RoadGrader on 12-07-2006 at 03:33 PM
BOU you know I loves you but I'm here to say
It's about yo Stacked Whack Ginormous Signature, what the Hey?
RG's poor wheel-mouse hand has to work hard getting to the end of your post
Then craps out in the Girlie Pic Thread when he be needin' it the most
HAHAHAHAHA Roadgrader this rates tops
I guess I should succumb to the signature cops
Sorry to make more work for your tired wrists
Gotta make it tough for your afternoon trysts
Look on the brightside you probably saved money
on fewer towels needed for off your monitor, wiping the honey.
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Old 12-07-2006, 07:33 PM   #83
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There once was a man from Cleveland
Who in playoff matches was always pinned.
Bolts can beat his chest, but after all,
There's a reason it's called "Martyball".
A 5-12 post-season record is hardly pretend.
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Old 12-07-2006, 07:44 PM   #84
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Old 12-07-2006, 08:12 PM   #85
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Bolts you got game, but Threadkiller is money
And I love all your Raider smackdowns cuz they're funny
Now, for 13 long years I rocked the Bay Area
And I can personally say that I've seen nothing scarier
Than game day in that ship of fools - Raider Nation
Like the lock up in the Oakland downtown police station
But Bolts, you are lugging a load as you rhyme
Like the smell of the felons on your defensive line
The linebacker limping round with three caps in his knee
And the quarterback position manned by a rookie
Your team has mad talent but history has shown
That the playoffs aren't conqured by talent alone
Take last year for instance when the powdery blue
Went poof down the stretch when they choked their last few
Now I know that you think that we're all one trick ponies
Cause we harp on your head coach - but Pats fans ain't phonies
You know we know ball so let me display
The game plan in the playoffs that Mahty will lay
LT to the left, LT to the right
LTLTLTLT all night
Wither Phil Rivers and the great Mr. Gates?
A conservative game plan never equates
To playoff success - like the game with the Jets
In 2000 and 4 - what a 4th quarter mess!
You couldn't blames Brees or LaDanian T
There was only one guy and his name was MAR-T
It's been forty years plus since the Chargers wore bling
In Threadkillers book that just don't mean a thing
I wish you success versus Donkeys and Clots
But when it comes to RING BLING....?
We're the haves, you're the have NOTS!
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Old 12-07-2006, 08:15 PM   #86
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Old 12-07-2006, 09:03 PM   #87
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Originally posted by Threadkiller on 12-07-2006 at 05:12 PM
Bolts you got game, but Threadkiller is money
And I love all your Raider smackdowns cuz they're funny
Now, for 13 long years I rocked the Bay Area
And I can personally say that I've seen nothing scarier
Than game day in that ship of fools - Raider Nation
Like the lock up in the Oakland downtown police station
But Bolts, you are lugging a load as you rhyme
Like the smell of the felons on your defensive line
The linebacker limping round with three caps in his knee
And the quarterback position manned by a rookie
Your team has mad talent but history has shown
That the playoffs aren't conqured by talent alone
Take last year for instance when the powdery blue
Went poof down the stretch when they choked their last few
Now I know that you think that we're all one trick ponies
Cause we harp on your head coach - but Pats fans ain't phonies
You know we know ball so let me display
The game plan in the playoffs that Mahty will lay
LT to the left, LT to the right
LTLTLTLT all night
Wither Phil Rivers and the great Mr. Gates?
A conservative game plan never equates
To playoff success - like the game with the Jets
In 2000 and 4 - what a 4th quarter mess!
You couldn't blames Brees or LaDanian T
There was only one guy and his name was MAR-T
It's been forty years plus since the Chargers wore bling
In Threadkillers book that just don't mean a thing
I wish you success versus Donkeys and Clots
But when it comes to RING BLING....?
We're the haves, you're the have NOTS!
BoltsOwnU is left momentarily speechless in the presence of greatness. . .


But really m'man, have you seen us dominate of lateness?
While your boy Brady has become a turnover machine
I'll gladly stick with Rivers whom you mislabel as green
Smacking down the Raiders is my obvious strength
I see that yours may well be rhyming at length
We can agree that the Colts and the rest will fail
But compared to us, even the Patriots pale
Even if we ran LT all day and night
the way he's playing our scores would be out of sight
But heres a newsflash you all can ponder
Martyball's dead and buried out yonder
Baltimore was the last time we'll witness that mess
Glad to see the end of it, I must confess
No now is the time for the Rise of the Bolts
We're gonna take it all, unlike the sorry Colts.
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BoltsOwnU is left momentarily speechless in the presence of greatness. . .


But really m'man, have you seen us dominate of lateness?
While your boy Brady has become a turnover machine
I'll gladly stick with Rivers whom you mislabel as green
Smacking down the Raiders is my obvious strength
I see that yours may well be rhyming at length
We can agree that the Colts and the rest will fail
But compared to us, even the Patriots pale
Even if we ran LT all day and night
the way he's playing our scores would be out of sight
But heres a newsflash you all can ponder
Martyball's dead and buried out yonder
Baltimore was the last time we'll witness that mess
Glad to see the end of it, I must confess
No now is the time for the Rise of the Bolts
We're gonna take it all, unlike the sorry Colts.
A Troll de Force performance as always Bolts.

My wife wants sex. I'm signing off until tomorrow. Check the rhymes when you awake.
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A Troll de Force performance as always Bolts.

My wife wants sex. I'm signing off until tomorrow. Check the rhymes when you awake.
RG saw this last post by T_killer and was all a-twitter
At the prospects to also get sex but nay, nay was left bitter
It's all so easy you see
that the missus of RG
Shakes her head at all the time
that RG spends on line
With all of you clowns
It's no wonder she's in the downs
And has announced that she doesn't mean to embitter
But if it's sex RG wants he should become a switch-hitter
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RG saw this last post by T_killer and was all a-twitter
At the prospects to also get sex but nay, nay was left bitter
It's all so easy you see
that the missus of RG
Shakes her head at all the time
that RG spends on line
With all of you clowns
It's no wonder she's in the downs
And has announced that she doesn't mean to embitter
But if it's sex RG wants he should become a switch-hitter
What up Bolts? Our boy Roadgrader logged on today
To find out that Threadkiller, to his dismay
Had knocked boots last night after dropping the rhyme
That shocked BoltsOwnU and his homies on-line
And it's left him, I'd say, kind of sad, kind of crabby
And in need of a rhyme like one penned by Dear Abby
"Dear Abby" wrote our friend "something is wrong
With the lack of attention paid to my ding-dong
My wife can't believe all the time that I spend
Discussing Pats football with all of my friends
And it's not just the football it's also the polls
And the photo shop missions for capping on trolls
My friends they say "Real Doll" but she's in my truck
Riding shotgun in diamond lanes to save me a buck
I'm down to Rosie Palmer and her five sisters
I need your advice" sincerely, Getting Blisters
"Dear Blisters," wrote Abby "here's my advice
You need something to sprinkle you love life with spice
Dress up is good and role playing is free
Now let's think for a minute to see what you'd be...
You could dress your wife up like Little Bo Peep
And then she'd be the shepherd and you'd be a sheep
She could be Foghorn Leghorn and you'd be that dog
You could dress like Miss Piggy, she'd be Kermit the Frog
You could make Bam-Bam as she dresses like Pebbles
She's the whole Union Army and you'd be the Rebels
So you see, Mr. Blisters, the answer's quite clear
If it's sex that you want then you need some new gear
Make your fetish wear nice, I can't be old or shabby
You'll get all you can handle." Sincerely, Dear Abby.
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