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View Poll Results: Did you ever witness the Primal Scene between your parents?
Yes 3 15.00%
No 10 50.00%
My parents never had sex 1 5.00%
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Old 05-20-2017, 01:12 PM   #1
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The Primal Scene

So I woke up at the crack and my mind was wandering over days of long ago. I remembered waking up at a similar hour when I was a girl and hearing what I thought was my dad having a heart attack (he had already had one, so I was on the alert). After awhile, I heard somebody get up and go into the bathroom and nobody was calling an ambulance. Finally dawned on me that the sounds I had heard were of marital congress - not medical emergency.

Up to that point, I don't think I had ever considered the reality that mom and dad did the deed. And supposedly children who witness the Primal Scene are impacted for life. I have to admit that I tried not to think about it afterwards.

So it made me wonder. How many peeps have walked in on something going on b/n their parents and how did it affect them? Feel free to elaborate beyond Yes or No if you want everyone's rapt attention.
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Old 05-20-2017, 01:55 PM   #2
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You may disagree but I think I'm alright.


I was nine. There was a lock put on the door next day.
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Old 05-20-2017, 02:16 PM   #3
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You may disagree but I think I'm alright.


I was nine. There was a lock put on the door next day.
I actually hesitated before posting this as it seemed kind of creepy. Then I realized that people in general think their parents having sex is creepy. Amirite? At least you knew what was going on. I have heard from some that they had no idea what they were witnessing. I grew up way before sex education was taught in school and had many fairly hilarious pieces of misinformation. Amazing what you pick up on the playground.
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Old 05-20-2017, 02:57 PM   #4
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The mere thought of my parents body parts and fluids intermingling in rythmic orgasmic exertion makes me physically ill.

I had to have been a planted seed from some memory wiped alien abduction.
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Old 05-20-2017, 03:00 PM   #5
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I'm going with creepy.
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Old 05-20-2017, 04:46 PM   #6
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I once attended Pre-cana class, which is a requirement for those wishing to be married in the Catholic Church.

My brother best described it as Catholic boot camp where you learn about finances and sexuality from a guy who took a vow of celibacy and lives on a fixed income.

Anyhow, on the final day I took a written exam that had some bizarre questions with the strangest being: "Do you think your Mother enjoyed sex?".

I thought about it long and hard and answered: "I'm not sure if my Mother ever HAD sex", which I hope gave the Padre some amusement.

Needless to say, I learned about the facts of life the old-fashioned way-- on the street corner when I was about 9. My younger cousin, hearing the gory details at the same time, freaked out and started running around in the streets frantically yelling: "Oh my GOD!!!!!! I can't BELIEVE my Father did that!!!!"

I still chuckle when I think about that epic reaction.
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The mere thought of my parents body parts and fluids intermingling in rythmic orgasmic exertion makes me physically ill.

I had to have been a planted seed from some memory wiped alien abduction.
I remember you now .
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I actually hesitated before posting this as it seemed kind of creepy. Then I realized that people in general think their parents having sex is creepy. Amirite? At least you knew what was going on. I have heard from some that they had no idea what they were witnessing. I grew up way before sex education was taught in school and had many fairly hilarious pieces of misinformation. Amazing what you pick up on the playground.
Sex ed taught in schools? I think in most places you still pick it up on the playground, at least in the Bible Belt.
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Old 05-20-2017, 05:40 PM   #9
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I was 12 or 13, my brothers and I were watching TV while my parents were "upstairs". The next show came on, which was "The Streets of San Francisco" with Karl Malden and Michael Douglas. I knew my Dad was a fan of the show. I ran upstairs to tell him it was on. He had something else going "on".
Like BTim, a lock went on their door soon afterward and I've never watched "The Streets of San Francisco" since.
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Old 05-20-2017, 06:23 PM   #10
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I never walked in on my parents, but given that I am 6th of 7 and my 86 year old mom often makes reference to my dad's sex drive, I'd say that they were quite active.

As parents, there's a reason why we have always had a lck on our door.
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I was 12 or 13, my brothers and I were watching TV while my parents were "upstairs". The next show came on, which was "The Streets of San Francisco" with Karl Malden and Michael Douglas. I knew my Dad was a fan of the show. I ran upstairs to tell him it was on. He had something else going "on".
Like BTim, a lock went on their door soon afterward and I've never watched "The Streets of San Francisco" since.
See what I mean? Scarred for life.


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I never walked in on my parents, but given that I am 6th of 7 and my 86 year old mom often makes reference to my dad's sex drive, I'd say that they were quite active.

As parents, there's a reason why we have always had a lck on our door.
Apparently the same reason you come from a very large family.
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I'm going with creepy.
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Old 05-20-2017, 09:06 PM   #13
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I was 12 or 13, my brothers and I were watching TV while my parents were "upstairs". The next show came on, which was "The Streets of San Francisco" with Karl Malden and Michael Douglas. I knew my Dad was a fan of the show. I ran upstairs to tell him it was on. He had something else going "on".
Like BTim, a lock went on their door soon afterward and I've never watched "The Streets of San Francisco" since.
Jesus H Christ, on a stick!

What a trifecta of suck!

Mom, Dad, and Karl Malden all connected in a sordid sex mess.

That's almost enough to make you cut your dick off.
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I'm very happy that I never experienced this one...it would only add to the mind****.

I've heard potential concussion like syndrome material from their headboard...eh, whateva...TFB should most def. go with that material.
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