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Old 06-14-2018, 02:47 PM   #1
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Parentisms...

I'm at an age now where I get a sort of sadistic joy using these phrases myself...can't really explain it, it's just very satisfying.

"I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed."

"If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?"

"Stop crying before I give you something to cry about."

"DO I HAVE TO PULL OVER?!?!?"

"There are kids starving in Africa."

"You need money for a movie? Maybe you can get a job while you're there."

"Money doesn't grow on trees, you know."

"All bosses are jerks. You'll make a good boss someday."

"You're not a man until you pay taxes, boy."

I know there's a thousand more...a little help?
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Old 06-14-2018, 02:56 PM   #2
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My kids are now in their 30's, so I forgot a lot of my parentisms.

But most of them always began with, "When I was your age....."
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Old 06-14-2018, 03:01 PM   #3
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My kids are now in their 30's, so I forgot a lot of my parentisms.

But most of them always began with, "When I was your age....."
Jr's not quite that old but he's about to be 21 and start his 3rd year of college. Pretty much the only ones I use these days are "I know you're smarter than that" and "don't do anything stupid that's going to cost me any money"
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Old 06-14-2018, 04:03 PM   #4
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"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out. Don't ever forget that."

"Sure, go ahead and do it. I'm sure you'll see the error of your ways when you're done."

"You're at a crossroads, little girl. Which path are you gonna take? Make sure it's the right one because I won't be there to help if it's not."

My personal favorite, "If you open your mouth one more time, I will end your life."

Needless to say, I had little patience.
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Old 06-14-2018, 05:43 PM   #5
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I was a whiny little kid and often bored. I always expected my mother to figure out something to entertain me. "Mommy, what can I doooooooo?"

After she had made a bunch of suggestions, all of which I rejected, her ultimate answer was: "You can go watch daddy."

That always shut me up in ultimate frustration and became a family joke. I finally gave up plaguing her, as I knew what the punchline was going to be.
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Old 06-15-2018, 05:38 AM   #6
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For the teenage years.
Nothing in life is free. Would you like to ____________ today so you can __________ tomorrow? Your decision.

Do you want to clean your room or do you want to pay me to do it?

You caused the problem. How can you fix it?

I think my answer is no. Why should I say yes?

Act like a child and I'll treat you like one.

One day you'll thank me.

For the single digit years.
My house, my rules.

Stop crying or I'll give you a reason to cry.

That wasn't a request.
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Old 06-15-2018, 05:53 AM   #7
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To my son over the years:

"If you do something stupid to end up in jail don't call your dad or me, you best call granddad or your uncle." (They don't live in the state.He has heard this enough to where he finishes the sentence.)

"You don't know what hungry means." ( I grew up dirt poor where meals were not always a given. He has heard this a lot when he was growing up.)

"You don't know how lucky you have it."

"I remember when..."

Just a few that came to the top of my head.
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"see that little shit (point to a whinny kid) do not become him."

"Why? because I said so."

I really am pretty lucky, so far so good. I don't have much of an issue (knocks on wood).
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"see that little shit (point to a whinny kid) do not become him."

"Why? because I said so."

I really am pretty lucky, so far so good. I don't have much of an issue (knocks on wood).
Agreed you have amazing children but that is in due part to you. I am also fortunate. The grief my son has caused me has been little and normal stuff. The big stuff were learning experience. When he does something that make me a little frustrated I think overall of everything and remind myself we are fortunate.
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the no harm no foul idea. oh mine piss me off but comparative to other kids I know of I am lucky. Same with me, the grief is only normal stuff, often coming of a certain age things.

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"You can either finish your plate, or go to bed."

My dad had an interesting one; "I'm not punishing you for what you did, I'm punishing you for getting caught."
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My wife's favorite...

"Look me in the eye and tell me you're not lying"

Worked every time.
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I just gave this look and they had the look of terror in their eyes. It was rather easy for them to do what they’re supposed when I was around.
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Mom said that to me one time. I got a really good whack and some down town when I replied, "Promise?"
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