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Old 11-16-2018, 10:07 AM   #1
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Hogfarmer's kids turd

I swear to God this is true:

When I got home the other day my daughter said she had something to show me, she took me by the hand and I went with her into the bathroom. She showed me a turd she had laid 3 hours earlier but didn't want to flush it until I saw it. It was the most beautiful color of turquoise you can imagine. She wanted to know what that meant, so I quized her about what she'd eaten over the last 24 hours and we came up with nothing to turn her shit a bright blue green. I spent the next 2 hours googling blue/green shit trying to find out if she's gonna die. She's 18!

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Old 11-16-2018, 10:33 AM   #2
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I swear to God this is true:

When I got home the other day my daughter said she had something to show me, she took me by the hand and I went with her into the bathroom. She showed me a turd she had laid 3 hours earlier but didn't want to flush it until I saw it. It was the most beautiful color of turquoise you can imagine. She wanted to know what that meant, so I quized her about what she'd eaten over the last 24 hours and we came up with nothing to turn her shit a bright blue green. I spent the next 2 hours googling blue/green shit trying to find out if she's gonna die. She's 18!

Any doctors around here?

This belongs in the WTF Thread.
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Old 11-16-2018, 10:52 AM   #3
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Unless he's actually bragging about this.

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Old 11-16-2018, 11:24 AM   #4
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I swear to God this is true:

When I got home the other day my daughter said she had something to show me, she took me by the hand and I went with her into the bathroom. She showed me a turd she had laid 3 hours earlier but didn't want to flush it until I saw it. It was the most beautiful color of turquoise you can imagine. She wanted to know what that meant, so I quized her about what she'd eaten over the last 24 hours and we came up with nothing to turn her shit a bright blue green. I spent the next 2 hours googling blue/green shit trying to find out if she's gonna die. She's 18!

Any doctors around here?
The blue icing on a Dairy Queen ice cream cake will do that to you.
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Old 01-24-2019, 12:20 PM   #7
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This could be an interesting thread...call it The Life & Times of HogFarmer.
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TurquoiseTurd...kinda catchy actually...
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TurquoiseTurd...kinda catchy actually...

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Maybe TurquoiseTurd is that band that used to open for the Butthole Surfers back in the eighties???
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Maybe TurquoiseTurd is that band that used to open for the Butthole Surfers back in the eighties???
Heh...did you hear them cover Hurdy Gurdy Man? It's funny...
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