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Old 06-15-2018, 11:48 AM   #31
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Old 06-15-2018, 12:27 PM   #32
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You knew you were in trouble when your mom used your full name, middle name and all.

That always meant an ass whooping.
Hell yes this was my mom and I do the same thing with my son and when I say it in French he knows not only is mom mad but she is damn mad. Yup, you nailed this one.
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Old 06-15-2018, 12:37 PM   #33
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You knew you were in trouble when your mom used your full name, middle name and all.

That always meant an ass whooping.


My 87 year old mother recently moved in with me and she’s used this a few times already. Once a parent, always a parent.


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Old 06-15-2018, 12:40 PM   #34
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My Dad later in life when he was running a bar.

"always sit where you can see the doors and see who is coming in"

"Whose-it's came by today" then I guessed which friend of mine was whose-its. "you know, the mailman" "The one who makes me laugh" "the T worker, no not that one" "the three on bikes"

"Oh Believe me you (followed with words about what I was doing was stupid and going to get me in trouble)"
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Old 06-15-2018, 12:41 PM   #35
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Hell yes this was my mom and I do the same thing with my son and when I say it in French he knows not only is mom mad but she is damn mad. Yup, you nailed this one.
You speak French?
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Old 06-15-2018, 01:18 PM   #36
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That's what you got out of that sentence? LOLOL

Yes, I am French descent on both sides. My mom's family is from the "Old Country." My first language is French which is why I seem to butcher the English language so well without even trying to do so
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Old 06-16-2018, 07:10 PM   #38
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I'm sure my kids will disagree, but I can't think of any I use.
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Old 06-17-2018, 07:13 AM   #41
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Mom I’m bored.
Me: Do you want me to find something to keep you busy.
Never mind.

You better get over here before I get to 3.

You think I’m fooling around.

The rest have been taken and I’m one of those that used the full name when they were in big trouble.

Then there were days where I go through all the names before I’d get to the right child still do....lol


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My Ma was famous for her expressions.

"He means well"

"Oh, the poor soul"

"Better Days are Coming."

Most of them positive, but one day when we were just wearing her out she yelled "I wish I was DEAD!!!!". Which briefly caused us to behave.

My Dad had some that I never heard before or since. He desribed some people with something that sounded like "Shinny-ah-shanoog" (gaelic?) and he defined that as meaning "a little bit of everything, but not much of anything".

He also liked using the expression "He's the world's tallest midget" which, I believe, was related.
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My dad, with his thick Irish brogue, "Yo bi's pickup yer ties" (You boys, pick up your toys).

Which was followed with, "But we don't have any ties".

Whoopings ensued.
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I'm sure my kids will disagree, but I can't think of any I use.
I've actually used "What is your major malfunction" which I stole from your profile pic.
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