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Old 07-14-2009, 09:33 AM   #1501
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Shetland made her jumpers
And the devil made her features
Threw up her hands when my mum said our names
Embroidered all her stories with slanderous claims
It's over and done with...

This is the story of losing my virginity
I held my breath and the bed held a trinity
People I'm making no claims to no mystery
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But, ah, they didn't make the impression
That some people say

This is the story of watching a man dying
The subject's unpopular
But I don't feel like lying
When I think of it now I acted like a sinner
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Old 07-14-2009, 09:37 AM   #1502
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Put the keg on my coffin
And think of me every so often
Have a losers day parade
for all my friends
Drink up life like a river
'til the pizza man delivers
And smile and know
I loved you 'til the end

Here's what you do when my time comes to pass
Charlie told me through the reflection
in his glass
Don't waste time praying
'cause I'm never coming back
Just throw a party in my name

Put the keg on my coffin
And think of me every so often
Have a losers day parade
for all my friends
Drink up life like a river
'til the pizza man delivers
And smile and know
I loved you 'til the end

Here's what to write
on the stone over my grave
His friends were earned,
and not a penny saved
Don't waste time crying
'cause you too are on your way
To meet me at the pawn shop in the sky

Put the keg on my coffin
And think of me every so often
Have a losers day parade
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'til the pizza man delivers
And smile and know
I loved you 'til the end

Smile and know
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:32 PM   #1503
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I need a better job just to pay for son numero 2 groceries. I made him a triple decker PB and honey for a snack before football and lifting..and I hear "Mom that was really good...can I have another one?" WTF..5-6 pieces of bread for a snack? LOL at least it is healthy bread.
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:33 PM   #1504
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I need a better job just to pay for son numero 2 groceries. I made him a triple decker PB and honey for a snack before football and lifting..and I hear "Mom that was really good...can I have another one?" WTF..5-6 pieces of bread for a snack? LOL at least it is healthy bread.

It could be worse. It could be Lyric Bread.
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:34 PM   #1505
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It could be worse. It could be Lyric Bread.
Do I dare ask or google that? It sounds vaguely familiar...

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Old 07-14-2009, 04:35 PM   #1506
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Old 07-14-2009, 09:10 PM   #1507
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Old 07-14-2009, 10:46 PM   #1508
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Freezer at work broke today. I just spend the last two hours taking everything out of it and moving it into the freezer truck we had to Rent. Now I have to show up on my day off to organize the damn thing.
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Old 07-14-2009, 10:47 PM   #1509
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Can't you tell the to eff off you have plans?
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He is the King of Kings. He'll just tell his dad, and woe be unto ye who shalt interfere with the day off of thine. He'd smite that three times.

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He is the King of Kings. He'll just tell his dad, and woe be unto ye who shalt interfere with the day off of thine. He'd smite that three times.

Or something.
He'll toss the holy hand grenade?
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If i did not come in they have been screwed since there only one person working tomorrow in receiving. I need all the money I can get to pay for this new Vacation.
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If i did not come in they have been screwed since there only one person working tomorrow in receiving. I need all the money I can get to pay for this new Vacation.
Oh ok..you need the cash!! Ok then
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He'll toss the holy hand grenade?
He'll toss something.



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