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Old 09-05-2008, 12:43 PM   #46
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Yes, I see there is sign of intelligent life here. You have a really good football team but the fact of the matter is that the NFL is not going to allow you to cheat this year. Our defense is expected to be dominant. Bernard Pollard has one goal for the first Qtr and that will be to snap the Legs of pencil boy Moss. After that, you may as well turn the channel.
Oh, yeah? We have the blueprints on cheating. We have the green light to cheat. We're gonna cheat cheat cheat. You know why? Cuz we're good at it. Yeah, we cheated all the way through last year, even after the first game when you all found out about us cheating. We didn't win all those games and go undefeated cuz we're good. We cheated. You know why? Cuz we're cheaters. Everyone tells us that.




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Old 09-05-2008, 12:44 PM   #47
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I'm new here and just wanted to let you know that the next time you eat that pork chop, well, I'm probably the one that jerked off that boar and inseminated that sow to make that for you and , well, after the Chiefs hand you that big loss sunday you'll still be able to go to the fridge and pull out your sausage thanks to me!
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Old 09-05-2008, 12:44 PM   #48
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Old 09-05-2008, 12:44 PM   #49
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What a coincidence!

Lunch break = 30 minutes.

Pig orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

Full yet hogf$cker?

Stop swallowing the herd. The price of pork is gonna skyrocket!

First of all ---- you are very rude!

Second---- Pig orgasm lasts more like 10 minutes

Thirdly----- Patriots are gonna lose!

Fourth----- Why haven't you been banned ?
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Old 09-05-2008, 12:44 PM   #50
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Patriots planet is full of pigs so this is a good market for you!
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Old 09-05-2008, 12:45 PM   #51
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Patriots planet is full of pigs so this is a good market for you!

Um, your name is not politically correct, sir.
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Old 09-05-2008, 12:45 PM   #52
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First of all ---- you are very rude!

Second---- Pig orgasm lasts more like 10 minutes

Thirdly----- Patriots are gonna lose!

Fourth----- Why haven't you been banned ?
1st of all he is funny

2nd of all pig orgasm do last longer, been proven in an article

3rd not against you nope

4th we like him, we are keeping Dwight
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Old 09-05-2008, 12:46 PM   #53
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Who on god's green earth with start their first post with an admition of having possibly the worst job on the planet and toss a bomb like he did and think they would be taken remotely serious?

He makes "Deliverance" look like a couple of grad students at MIT.
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Old 09-05-2008, 12:47 PM   #54
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Who on god's green earth with start their first post with an admition of having possibly the worst job on the planet and toss a bomb like he did and think they would be taken remotely serious?

He makes "Deliverance" look like a couple of grad students at MIT.
We must be nice to the visitors, Dwight.
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Old 09-05-2008, 12:48 PM   #55
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2nd of all pig orgasm do last longer, been proven in an article

You aren't really arguing how long it takes pigs to cum with a leading expert? Are you? You read it in a book. The guy does it for a job.
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Old 09-05-2008, 12:49 PM   #56
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2nd of all pig orgasm do last longer, been proven in an article

I don't even want to know how you know that! ;)
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Old 09-05-2008, 12:49 PM   #57
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Patriots planet is full of pigs so this is a good market for you!
If I wanted to see some quality pigs, I'd go to KU's campus...
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Old 09-05-2008, 12:49 PM   #58
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You aren't really arguing how long it takes pigs to cum with a leading expert? Are you? You read it in a book. The guy does it for a job.


I actually saw it in a documentary concerning this
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Old 09-05-2008, 12:49 PM   #59
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You aren't really arguing how long it takes pigs to cum with a leading expert? Are you? You read it in a book. The guy does it for a job.
I imagine he wrote the book on pig splooge.
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Fourth----- Why haven't you been banned ?
Because he is a beet farmer at night and the weekends and a paper salesmen for Dunder Mifflin http://www.dundermifflin.com/ on the week days.
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