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Old 06-01-2003, 09:12 PM   #16
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CD: For a guy with a lifelong Springsteen jones, I will go off the board with "Aretha's Gold", a compendium of the Queen of Soul's greatest hits. Even on a portable tape player, it gave me hours of listening pleasure on the beaches of Hawaii in the carefree 80's.

Food: Medium rare grilled Chateau Briand. And, since I'm treating this like my last meal before execution (i.e., no consideration to weight gain or health or anything) a side of fried shrimp and clams. With a really good red wine (not French.)

Love slave: Of course, if Mrs. ItsGood is unavailable to be the Lovey to my Thurston, Sarah Michelle Gellar, before she got all skinny and dropped a cup size (by her own admission.)

Comfort item: I have never had the luxury of a really good video game system. I would love to have one hooked up to a plasma screen TV with NFL, MLB and those kinds of games where you shoot the hell out of demons and Nazis and such.
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About Neeson, what can I say. I'm in to rugged guys. I'm not so keen on "Pretty" men.
Perhaps I wasn't clear or accurate. You simply characterized OJ as "complex". Presumably you meant this in a "figuring out who he is going to cut up next is complex" sort of way. ;) You know I can't resist an opportunity to rattle your cage. (They say we only rattle the ones we love).

I'm not advocating "pretty" men, in fact I'm not advocating "men" at all. I'm simply trying to solve the riddle of "pretty women walking with gorillas." There's masculine then there's just simply not attractive. Neeson walks that line. Being masculine doesn't mean you have to look like Mike Ricci (who, by the way, is considered "hot" by many women, presumably with his bridge in).

So you like Renee do you? I can always throw another log on the fantasy....
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Oops. Sorry. Not in that way. (See my reply to the new girl-on-girl fantasy thread posted by IG_IG) But I think she'd be great company. I think I'd rather have great company than great sex on a desert island, anyway.

But did I ever tell you about the time my college roommate came home drunk off her...

oh, never mind. It's a dull story.
That is so like a woman. I believe this is my fantasy, and in it the two of you aren't so chatty, alright?

Dull story? Well if you must, go ahead and bore us with all of the details....
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But did I ever tell you about the time my college roommate came home drunk off her...

oh, never mind. It's a dull story.

heh heh heh.


You might as well tell us the story. It's already waaaay more salacious in our twisted minds than truth could ever be. I think.
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That is so like a woman. I believe this is my fantasy, and in it the two of you aren't so chatty, alright?

Dull story? Well if you must, go ahead and bore us with all of the details....
Oh yes Alice, do tell your boring drunken college sorority stories..... They'd be great fun to hear around the campfire.

Vanderloogen, eat your heart out buddy!! We have real women over here, not teeny boppers that yak yak yak about their alleged escapades. ;)
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I gotta go with something by the Commander...for over a quarter of a century, the tunes of Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen have always been able to lift my spirits. Especially when alcohol is involved, as it is (in my humble opinion) the best drinking music in the world. "We've Got a Live One Here" has a nice selection of vintage Commander music.

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This is really a tough one. Barbequed ribs... Pad Thai ....calamari... Buffalo wings.... but if there's one food that I could eat every day without getting tired of it, it would have to be a Perfect Cheeseburger.

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Well, there's only one woman that I'm sure can put up with me for the long term. Mrs. dKm and I will be celebrating our 20th anniversary later this month. Jeez, trading her in for a new model at this point would kind of feel like a Jimmy Johnson-ish move.
But, if forced to do so, I would have to go toward a youth movement. Not that I'm a dirty old man (although I am), but for the reason that we'll likely be stranded for a good many years. A younger lady would have more prime years available. I could go with Natalie Portman. Better yet, Kirsten Dunst. She gets my spidey sense tingling.

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A thousand cases of top quality toilet paper. I'll give the rest of you jokers about 3 weeks of wiping your butts with sand before you start beating a path to my hut to trade your air beds, plasma TVs, and air conditioned RVs for a couple of rolls of Charmin.
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Old 06-03-2003, 05:57 PM   #22
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Well, there's only one woman that I'm sure can put up with me for the long term. Mrs. dKm and I will be celebrating our 20th anniversary later this month. Jeez, trading her in for a new model at this point would kind of feel like a Jimmy Johnson-ish move.
Jeezus, can't you follow simple instructions? and then you pick a couple of tootsies like Dunst and Portman?

What's the problem, weren't the Olsen twins available?

At least the tunes and food were solid choices.

I can't believe the luxury item choices on this thread. You pick toilet paper. Just like you focusing on your winky. You forgot to include the Sunday Globe Sports section.

Then we have everything from RV's, castles to Piper Cubs. Looks like I'm going to have to be more careful with the rules in the future;)

Seriously, this turned out better than I expected. A lot of solid CD suggestions that I can steal. Not bad entertainment for the middle of June. Thanks folks.

Anyone for seconds?
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Hmmmmm..... This is a tough one for me, cuz I'd have such a hard time narrowing anything down but:

CD: Acoustic Soul by India Arie... I listen constantly and this CD has got a variety of tunes on it. *The CD isn't completely necessary since my "lover" will be croonin some Sax tunes to me, anyway..."

Food: A huge variety of the Freshest of the Fresh Sushi.... with some Japanese beer and Sake for Sake Bombs!!

Lover: Look to the left ladies and gentleman... Surprise?! LOL Now who else could it be??? (And if Peg just happens to be on an island close by, think of the game of naked coed football we could have! hehehe)

Luxury Item: Have to have my Origins Ginger Souffle body lotion.... Can't live without slathering the whole body daily.
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Besides that, I've heard rumors that Neeson is...let's say...well equipped to handle any emergency that may arise. I forget where I heard this but whoever told me sounded credible.

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Oh Yes! I recall seeing "The Unit" in a movie at one time... Can't recall just what it was at the moment, but Good Choice, Alice!!
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Lover: Look to the left ladies and gentleman... Surprise?! LOL Now who else could it be??? (And if Peg just happens to be on an island close by, think of the game of naked coed football we could have! hehehe)
Yeow!! What fun!! So, what position would I play?!... ;)
And yourself?!...
Just think-- You and I and our respective Tedy/Teddy(s)... It doesn't get much better than that!
Guess that one of us would need to list a boat as our luxury item, though, so that we could transport to our "away" games! LOL!
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Yeow!! What fun!! So, what position would I play?!... ;)
And yourself?!...
Errrrrr.... I'd choose Wide Receiver!!!!! lol... (Who says it's better to give than receive?! Hogwash!)

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Jeezus, can't you follow simple instructions? and then you pick a couple of tootsies like Dunst and Portman?

What's the problem, weren't the Olsen twins available?
The Olsen twins? ....Hmmmm, they are legal now.....on the other hand, I'd always be worried about Uncle Jesse barging in on us.

You have a a problem with the young and nubile Kirsten Dunst? All I can say is, if the photo below doesn't make your Peter Parker stand at attention, then....well, your proclivity for Broadway show tunes starts to make a lot more sense.

I don't know how long you're planning on being marooned on that island, but I would like to point out that your Ms. Bullock, at 39 years of age, is fast approaching the end of her "cute and perky" days. After 10 or 20 years, Kirsten will still have me shooting my web several times a day, while your sex slave is looking more and more like frail old Aunt Mae.
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I don't know how long you're planning on being marooned on that island, but I would like to point out that your Ms. Bullock, at 39 years of age, is fast approaching the end of her "cute and perky" days. After 10 or 20 years, Kirsten will still have me shooting my web several times a day, while your sex slave is looking more and more like frail old Aunt Mae.
Just remember that YOU will be aging at the same time, wiseguy. A couple of years on that island with you and the Green Goblin would start looking pretty damn good to her. But what do I know being a gay showtune addict and all.

You might need a little rest to build signal fires or something.

Come to think of it, after seeing that pic of Ms. Dunst rescue would be a major disappointment. She done growed up!!

Does she fit into Wink's theory of: half-your-age-plus-7-years range of perfect compatibility?
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Just remember that YOU will be aging at the same time, wiseguy...

Does she fit into Wink's theory of: half-your-age-plus-7-years range of perfect compatibility?
Hmmm... That would mean that Kirsten would have to be the ripe old age of 30.5! I don't think so...
Geez--I wish I had known about Wink's theory last summer when I was seeing a 26 year old... Then maybe I wouldn't have dumped him over the "age differential"...
What I think that you guys are forgetting is that men reach their sexual prime in their early 20's... Women don't reach their's until their mid to late 30's... Hmmm... So, what's wrong with this picture?!... When Kirsten is 30 something, dKM will be...!!!...
Hee-hee! But, WHO'S keeping track though?!...
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Hmmm... That would mean that Kirsten would have to be the ripe old age of 30.5!

It was one of the great philosophers, either Emmanuel Cant, Rene Descarte, or Sylvester Stallone who, when asked why he preferred young women, said,
"For the same reason that people like puppies."
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