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Old 09-12-2007, 09:02 PM   #361
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Originally posted by Threadkiller on 09-12-2007 at 09:10 PM

Quick question for all the trolls (be honest, be true):
What would you say if your GM had hired someone new
To coach your Powder Blue for a year or two?
And you said to yourself "hmmmm, I wonder who?"
And found out it was Belichick, well now what would you do?
Would you pump your fist and start to count the rings?
Or say "We don't want that cheater and the bling he brings!"
If you said the second one then it could only mean two things
You are either a liar or a ding-a-ling
If you said the first so Bill could fill your cup
Then take a look in the mirror and shut the f*ck up
Now back to the game the pain is brewing
Reporters are sniping and the Pats are stewing
LT's still talking tho' he's "a classy guy"
Merriman's dropped 20 without his 'roid supply
They've got this game circled cuz they dropped their pants
Last January when we did the 'roid dance
On your home field, your squad did yield
Our squad said "win or come home on your shield."
But win or lose it won't erase the playoff disgrace
When we kicked your ass all over the place
Who's gonna stop our wideouts? Your DBs are weak
And Randy Moss is a stone cold freak
We beat your ass without 2 of our best players
New England Patriots = Chargers slayers
First ThreadKiller let me answer your question
and in this post I'll teach you a lesson
My Steelers don't need Belichick, it's true
Because we already have more Lombardi's than you
Your coach is a troll. A hobo is he
And really he smells like a weasel to me
Here in Pittsburgh we prefer good character
with Chuck Noll, Mike Tomlin, and Bill Cowher
A paranoid bastard your coach is, you see
and this ain't the first time he's cheated, between you and me
And as for your reference of what the Spartans would say
When the Pats play the Steelers, they'll be smartin' that day.
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Old 09-12-2007, 09:06 PM   #362
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Originally posted by SteelerFan87 on 09-12-2007 at 07:02 PM
First ThreadKiller let me answer your question
and in this post I'll teach you a lesson
My Steelers don't need Belichick, it's true
Because we already have more Lombardi's than you
Your coach is a troll. A hobo is he
And really he smells like a weasel to me
Here in Pittsburgh we prefer good character
with Chuck Noll, Mike Tomlin, and Bill Cowher
A paranoid bastard your coach is, you see
and this ain't the first time he's cheated, between you and me
And as for your reference of what the Spartans would say
When the Pats play the Steelers, they'll be smartin' that day.
Oh bravo, bravo indeed.
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Old 09-12-2007, 10:13 PM   #363
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Here comes Steely McBeam, a boy among men
Got his hopes riding the chopper with young Mr. Ben
Fond of Greek words, his schoolingís a hit
Hereís a word for Steely & BOU Ė think hypocrite
Pointing fingers is fun, just not at your team
Neither Chargers nor Steelers are squeaky clean
But boys love their fantasies; you both can dream
Of puppies, kittens, rainbows, football frolicking
Your rose colored glasses deserve a good mocking
Many transgressions there are for both clubs to list
Playing a saintís not my game, so Iíll desist
You wouldnít be here to talk smack if the past
Didnít feature the Pats kicking gold and blue ass
Iíll conclude with some words from Vince Lombardi
Simple and eloquent, spelled out quite plainly
Ruminate on this as you call our coach a cheat and a bore
ďIf winning isnít everything, why do they keep scoreĒ?
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Old 09-12-2007, 10:19 PM   #364
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Originally posted by RavenB on 09-12-2007 at 11:13 PM
Here comes Steely McBeam, a boy among men
Got his hopes riding the chopper with young Mr. Ben
Fond of Greek words, his schoolingís a hit
Hereís a word for Steely & BOU Ė think hypocrite
Pointing fingers is fun, just not at your team
Neither Chargers nor Steelers are squeaky clean
But boys love their fantasies; you both can dream
Of puppies, kittens, rainbows, football frolicking
Your rose colored glasses deserve a good mocking
Many transgressions there are for both clubs to list
Playing a saintís not my game, so Iíll desist
You wouldnít be here to talk smack if the past
Didnít feature the Pats kicking gold and blue ass
Iíll conclude with some words from Vince Lombardi
Simple and eloquent, spelled out quite plainly
Ruminate on this as you call our coach a cheat and a bore
ďIf winning isnít everything, why do they keep scoreĒ?
The way yo Preach on there Sister
Makes it hard to resist ya

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Old 09-12-2007, 10:20 PM   #365
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The way yo Preach on there Sister
Makes it hard to resist ya

For real doh....

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Old 09-12-2007, 10:22 PM   #366
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Originally posted by RavenB on 09-12-2007 at 11:13 PM
Here comes Steely McBeam, a boy among men
Got his hopes riding the chopper with young Mr. Ben
Fond of Greek words, his schoolingís a hit
Hereís a word for Steely & BOU Ė think hypocrite
Pointing fingers is fun, just not at your team
Neither Chargers nor Steelers are squeaky clean
But boys love their fantasies; you both can dream
Of puppies, kittens, rainbows, football frolicking
Your rose colored glasses deserve a good mocking
Many transgressions there are for both clubs to list
Playing a saintís not my game, so Iíll desist
You wouldnít be here to talk smack if the past
Didnít feature the Pats kicking gold and blue ass
Iíll conclude with some words from Vince Lombardi
Simple and eloquent, spelled out quite plainly
Ruminate on this as you call our coach a cheat and a bore
ďIf winning isnít everything, why do they keep scoreĒ?
RavenB my dear this smack doesn't suit you
Speaking of Ravens, watch out for Ray Lewis, he'll shoot you
Interesting that you mention Big Ben
While he rides motorcycles, Tom Brady rides men
and goats, indeed, there's pictures to prove it
I'm sure dashoe could show you, before the mods remove it
You talk alot about winning, so you must not know
the Steelers will crush the Pats, rain, sleet, or snow.
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Old 09-12-2007, 10:31 PM   #367
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RavenB my dear this smack doesn't suit you
Speaking of Ravens, watch out for Ray Lewis, he'll shoot you
Interesting that you mention Big Ben
While he rides motorcycles, Tom Brady rides men
and goats, indeed, there's pictures to prove it
I'm sure dashoe could show you, before the mods remove it
You talk alot about winning, so you must not know
the Steelers will crush the Pats, rain, sleet, or snow.
Looks like young Steely's been replaced with dashoe
Here come the lame homophobic jokes donít you know
I thought that college would sharpen your wit
Falling back on old material, sad you must admit
Your verbal desperation has come to the fore
Your youth is showing right down to the core
Tis okay to admit this old galís got the better
Of your weak smack right down to the letter
Might help to get a dictionary or a thesaurus
Is this the best that you have, might you need a Greek chorus?
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Old 09-12-2007, 10:40 PM   #368
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Looks like young Steely's been replaced with dashoe
Here come the lame homophobic jokes donít you know
I thought that college would sharpen your wit
Falling back on old material, sad you must admit
Your verbal desperation has come to the fore
Your youth is showing right down to the core
Tis okay to admit this old galís got the better
Of your weak smack right down to the letter
Might help to get a dictionary or a thesaurus
Is this the best that you have, might you need a Greek chorus?
Ah, I see you don't give up easily
That's good, it means more fun for me
Your rhyming is good, your words are clever
but if you're trying to beat me, you'll be trying forever
Why don't you admit, it's not even a question
without his cameraman, the Steelers D will give Belichick indigestion
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Old 09-12-2007, 10:54 PM   #369
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Originally posted by SteelerFan87 on 09-12-2007 at 11:40 PM
Ah, I see you don't give up easily
That's good, it means more fun for me
Your rhyming is good, your words are clever
but if you're trying to beat me, you'll be trying forever
Why don't you admit, it's not even a question
without his cameraman, the Steelers D will give Belichick indigestion
To best you with words is easy for me
Not a challenge at any rate itís plain to see
Your rhyming and ideas, sorely they lack
A coherent approach with any attack
Well the fun has been had all night must you labor
To assemble a verbal riposte in your favor
My purpose in the beginning was made crystal clear
To show the reflection that you most fear
Your favorites with their feet firmly of clay
No choirboys in the game we watch and they play
My words end right here, feel free to try again
Though your chances are slim, try multi-syllables, my friend!
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First ThreadKiller let me answer your question
and in this post I'll teach you a lesson
My Steelers don't need Belichick, it's true
Because we already have more Lombardi's than you
Your coach is a troll. A hobo is he
And really he smells like a weasel to me
Here in Pittsburgh we prefer good character
with Chuck Noll, Mike Tomlin, and Bill Cowher
A paranoid bastard your coach is, you see
and this ain't the first time he's cheated, between you and me
And as for your reference of what the Spartans would say
When the Pats play the Steelers, they'll be smartin' that day.
Please SteelerFan! You're not even in my league
I flow like Deion Sanders. At your best your George Teague.
I hit like Williams and Mantle. You're more like Wally Pipp.
You're a leaky rowboat and I'm a cargo ship
I know why you're smarting and having your day in the sun
Because in the last decade versus Pitt we're 5-1
We own your squad, your bunch of frauds
We walk upon your field like Olympian Gods
Slaughter you, slay you - completely dismay you
When I look at the schedule I can't wait till we play you
Week 13 is when we stomp your spleen
Just a little bit worse than we did to GangGreen
Stop acting like your boys are squeaky clean
And morally better than any football team
They are cheap shot artists of great reknown
Just like the o-linemen in DonkeyTown
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Old 09-13-2007, 10:10 AM   #371
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Please SteelerFan! You're not even in my league
I flow like Deion Sanders. At your best your George Teague.
I hit like Williams and Mantle. You're more like Wally Pipp.
You're a leaky rowboat and I'm a cargo ship
I know why you're smarting and having your day in the sun
Because in the last decade versus Pitt we're 5-1
We own your squad, your bunch of frauds
We walk upon your field like Olympian Gods
Slaughter you, slay you - completely dismay you
When I look at the schedule I can't wait till we play you
Week 13 is when we stomp your spleen
Just a little bit worse than we did to GangGreen
Stop acting like your boys are squeaky clean
And morally better than any football team
They are cheap shot artists of great reknown
Just like the o-linemen in DonkeyTown
The Pats record vs the Steelers is not worth repeating
After all, how do we know it wasn't caused by Belichick's cheating?
Steelers coaches say he even did it when he coached the Browns
Without that advantage, his teams would look like clowns
master of halftime adjustments, a genius, they say
But that's pretty easy when you know the defense's play
Also, a Pats fan shouldn't talk of being dirty
Rodney Harrison plays for the Pats, doesn't he?
A joke of a team the Pats were, and ever shall be
Pretty pissed should be the Rams, Panthers, and Eagles, if you ask me
The Pats were never known to be the biggest, fastest, or most skilled
By outsmarting their opponents is how the Pats killed
Now we see maybe they weren't so smart
Perhaps this cheating is what gave them their start?
Next to the Pats accomplishments, an asterisk belongs
Just like that other jagoff, Barry Lamar Bonds
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Time for the master to lay down a track
and Ravens fans the focus of my brutal attack
First for Cheats do spare us the excuses
For the Fifth Amendment soon BeliVick will have many uses
As for the Raven bird you'd best pipe down
your team soon will be reaching for Cade McNown
TK if you are a cargo ship we can smell the load
A mixture of fertilizer perhaps and some hobo's choad?
Walking on Gilette like deities of myth?
LOL sure we're the Jedi, Cheats are the Sith
Now if we can put aside cute abstract reference
BOU will give reason why you'll soon show him deference
His team is flying in from America's Finest City
Again we'll own you without mercy, quarter, or pity
All of America will be rooting for the blue and gold
Because teams with cheating philosophies really get old
But still the Donks now have company in the gutter
The Pats join them in breaking rules as their bread and butter.
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Time for the master to lay down a track
and Ravens fans the focus of my brutal attack
First for Cheats do spare us the excuses
For the Fifth Amendment soon BeliVick will have many uses
As for the Raven bird you'd best pipe down
your team soon will be reaching for Cade McNown
TK if you are a cargo ship we can smell the load
A mixture of fertilizer perhaps and some hobo's choad?
Walking on Gilette like deities of myth?
LOL sure we're the Jedi, Cheats are the Sith
Now if we can put aside cute abstract reference
BOU will give reason why you'll soon show him deference
His team is flying in from America's Finest City
Again we'll own you without mercy, quarter, or pity
All of America will be rooting for the blue and gold
Because teams with cheating philosophies really get old
But still the Donks now have company in the gutter
The Pats join them in breaking rules as their bread and butter.
ppssstttt..... BOU - RavenB is a pats fan.
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ppssstttt..... BOU - RavenB is a pats fan.
(for that little tip, you must now post pics of your wifes friend... the one with the "roaming hand"! )
Meh, BOU knows she likes the Cheats
But those fleas in her sig made for lyric treats
Better in her sig than places best not to mention
Those sorts of things lead to medical detention
But only one verse did the purple jokers earn
The rest was a dedicated Cheatriot burn
Why not remind her "psst, its CHARGER Chants"?
So she's not getting hot about Steely McBeam's pants
The Steelers will get their turn soon enough
Only if to make the post season, they've got the stuff. (They don't).
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Arriving soon in Beantown home of the Sacred Cod
Where the Cabots talk to Lodges and the Lodges talk to God
a left coast barrister who calls himself B-O-U
Will be landing at Logan but I don't know when he is due
He'll meet some friends and talk about stealing some signs
and they'll make their way to Foxboro behind enemy lines
The lights will all be on and in the national glare
They'll find themselves standing in the Champion's lair
The music will be pumpin' and the crowd will be crazed
Soon BOU and crew will be find themselves quite amazed
At what they got themselves into-- but by then it's too late
-the Pats pound San Diego right out the gate
By the quarter's end the Pats are leading 14 to zip
and LT's started thinking 'bout zipping his lip
Just before halftime- a Brady bullet to Moss
tacks on seven more just to show them who is boss
The second half is even worse -- it's more of the same
--the beasties from the East make the Bolts look lame
With the final finally posted BOU starts to cry
At how much cash he dropped to watch his team up and die
He'll understand by then that we're the best in the biz
they all find out eventually -- it is what it is.
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