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Old 04-17-2007, 01:19 PM   #271
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Originally posted by BoltsOwnU on 04-17-2007 at 02:17 PM
This thread needs to get back on track
I'm stepping back in to strike like a lyrical heart attack
In here I speak of impending Charger domination
We already see the Steelers' pending ruination
Really, it's laughable to see smack from Pitt
Sorry pal, but that team this season won't do $h!t
If they get lucky they might win six
And Pitt fans will whine about the "fix"
So now I'm turning my eye on the Pats
They speak of balls? Well we're the bats
A merciless drubbing they'll meet in week two
Most of you fans will be tune out by the time we're through
And you'll have to wait out the season to get another chance
This year the outcome different if you luck into our post season dance
Still when you finish with but 8 wins in the bucket
You'll come here denying just how badly you suck it!
The Bolts could go 16-0
and the Pats could go 6-10.
But we all know when they meet in the playoffs
The Patriots will win again.
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Old 04-17-2007, 02:11 PM   #272
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Originally posted by BoltsOwnU on 04-17-2007 at 02:17 PM
This thread needs to get back on track
I'm stepping back in to strike like a lyrical heart attack
In here I speak of impending Charger domination
We already see the Steelers' pending ruination
Really, it's laughable to see smack from Pitt
Sorry pal, but that team this season won't do $h!t
If they get lucky they might win six
And Pitt fans will whine about the "fix"
So now I'm turning my eye on the Pats
They speak of balls? Well we're the bats
A merciless drubbing they'll meet in week two
Most of you fans will be tune out by the time we're through
And you'll have to wait out the season to get another chance
This year the outcome different if you luck into our post season dance
Still when you finish with but 8 wins in the bucket
You'll come here denying just how badly you suck it!
Surely you jest, when of the playoffs you speak,
Look at Norv's record- it truly REEKS!
Norv will turn this team inside out,
While watching you Bolts fans will all scream and shout
For a return to Marty-ball he'll make you wish,
When you come here to play, it'll be like shooting fish,
In a barrel, so easy, such a pathetic game plan,
Will Norv put together, your asses'll get slammed!
A lack of preparedness is Norv's calling card,
His team won't be ready to play kids in a schoolyard,
Let alone the Pats, looking to reclaim their glory,
To make sure when the greats are mentioned, they are part of the story,
The Bolt window slammed shut, we saw to that there,
LT cried like a baby, like somehow it wasn't fair,
That the Bolts were forced to play, on that sunny day,
A team far more determined and prepared to play,
Give it up BOU, you have doubt in your heart,
Norv's time in SD will go over, like in church would a fart!
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Old 04-17-2007, 03:20 PM   #273
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I love that bashing Turner is the best you can do
But let's get real, in week two, we'll be clobbering you
Bash Turner is it makes you feel better
But he'd inherited teams before that stunk to the letter
Our roster is stocked with young stars
More interested in championships than fancy cars
Norv actually designed the playbook we run
watching him make it even better will be fun
All will come at the expense of our opponents
Compared to our TEAM, you've got just components
So enjoy your offseason since it's not so bad
After what we do to you in Week Two, then you can get mad.

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Old 04-17-2007, 04:01 PM   #274
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I love that bashing Turner is the best you can do
But let's get real, in week two, we'll be clobbering you
Bash Turner is it makes you feel better
But he'd inherited teams before that stunk to the letter
Our roster is stocked with young stars
More interested in championships than fancy cars
Norv actually designed the playbook we run
watching him make it even better will be fun
All will come at the expense of our opponents
Compared to our TEAM, you've got just components
So enjoy your offseason since it's not so bad
After what we do to you in Week Two, then you can get mad.

Granted, bashing Norv is too easy, I reckon
7 years while he coached my 'Skins I was wretchin'
But let's cut through this crap of supposed "young stars"
You'd trade your QB in a New York second for ours
LT can be stopped with the right defensive game plan
Without his 'roids, Merriman will only be half the man
That is AD- who Rivers he will eat alive
We'll kick your sorry asses, this is no jive
Soon you will see, all too first hand
Why Turner has failed all across this land
With the 'Skins he had talent and a great owner, who knew how to win
Lack of preparing and planning did him in
He will drive you insane, you will scream at the tube
What the FVCK are you doing, you pock-marked skin boob!?!
This is his best chance, that much I will give you
If he can't win here, his career won't continue
To win is the Pats legacy, and perform well in the clutch
The Bolts? Norv? ...er, uh, ...not so much

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Granted, bashing Norv is too easy, I reckon
7 years while he coached my 'Skins I was wretchin'
But let's cut through this crap of supposed "young stars"
You'd trade your QB in a New York second for ours
LT can be stopped with the right defensive game plan
Without his 'roids, Merriman will only be half the man
That is AD- who Rivers he will eat alive
We'll kick your sorry asses, this is no jive
Soon you will see, all too first hand
Why Turner has failed all across this land
With the 'Skins he had talent and a great owner, who knew how to win
Lack of preparing and planning did him in
He will drive you insane, you will scream at the tube
What the FVCK are you doing, you pock-marked skin boob!?!
This is his best chance, that much I will give you
If he can't win here, his career won't continue
man o man why are the bolts hittin on the pats

dont they remember when we owned there ass on there own grass

troy brown causes a db too fumble cos the guy was on weed

so bring it on when the bolts come down too dynasty field

cos they only thing you will see is TB smahin up on your secondry

the bolts and the pats dont match it's like seing torry holt throw a pass
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BOU, you've got skills, of friendship I extend feelers
It could be so much worse, you could root for the Squealers!
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Rivers' foot is now in a cast,
Like his heart from the game last.

Marty's gone and so is Cam,
Lights-Out looking like a sham.

New uniforms they are the best,
for the fabu Chargers of Hillcrest.
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props for the Hillcrest reference. . .:-)

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Rivers' foot is now in a cast,
Like his heart from the game last.

Marty's gone and so is Cam,
Lights-Out looking like a sham.

New uniforms they are the best,
for the fabu Chargers of Hillcrest.
So what if our coach looks like a pineapple
I think Patriots4Ever needs to stop spiking his Snapple
Trade Rivers for Brady? I think we'll pass
Who will Brady knock up next?? Maybe Lance Bass?
Truth be told Rivers will be hitting stride
As Brady's legacy has faded and died
Don't get me wrong, Tom had his time
But thinking it will last longer is really a crime
At this point we've each done some owning on the other's grass
But we're loaded for bear, and we're gonna kick your @$$!
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Re: props for the Hillcrest reference. . .:-)

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So what if our coach looks like a pineapple
I think Patriots4Ever needs to stop spiking his Snapple
Trade Rivers for Brady? I think we'll pass
Who will Brady knock up next?? Maybe Lance Bass?
Truth be told Rivers will be hitting stride
As Brady's legacy has faded and died
Don't get me wrong, Tom had his time
But thinking it will last longer is really a crime
At this point we've each done some owning on the other's grass
But we're loaded for bear, and we're gonna kick your @$$!

How do you know Lance Bass is preggo?
Were you two playing "leggo my Eggo?"


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A playoff loss, Rivers crying
LT'S a pusssy, Shotty fired
Coming to Foxboro for revenge
bring a jacket and Merriman's syringe
going home, losers again
make excuse's, thats what you do
Pats a dynasty, Chargers stew
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When I look at the Bolts, to chuckle I start,
All the world's talent, but not a champion's heart,
Total arrogance to think, you merely step on the field,
And based soley on talent your opponents will yield,
Planning and preparation are the heart of the game,
And the guy doing yours personifies 'lame',
Doubt all you want, it shows how little you know,
Despite LT's greatness, Norv's gameplans will blow,
Hope you enjoyed your great '06 run,
'Cause watching Norv falter certainly won't be fun,
Before you claimed he's never had talent,
Frerrotte was a Pro-Bowler, he had Terry Allen,
Those 'Skins teams he had had the talent to win,
But his boneheaded miscues always did them in,
Turner's a stop gap, he'll be one-and-done,
With him at the helm there'll be no Super Bowl run
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Frettote come on, you must be joking
I think you best put down that think you're smoking
Talking about the "skins is like discussing the retarded
Speak nicely of them lest they be completely disregarded
That franchise is and was a JOKE, plain and simple
Compared to the Bolts of now, even their best roster, on my butt, a pimple
So why not get back to the reality of the present
I could step in as HC of the Bolts and roast the Pats like pheasant
Our players and schemes will remain unchanged
When we're done the Pats will feel abused and banged
Really I enjoy all the nervous chatter
"Norv this, Norv that" as if you believe it will matter
Still I'll end this rhyme with something new
Tonight I'm partying in Boston, with many drinks, not few.
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Hey PeytonSux thanks for holding this space
But now I'm stepping back up to reclaim my place
The wizard of words. The ruler of rhyme.
Pittsburgh entering in this discussion was a federal crime.
That rickety ass ox-cart not only has no wheels
But it's slippity-sliding backwards on banana peels
So let's stay on topic. Science: I drop it
Chargers talent: enormous. Playoff wins: Microscopic
Sure LT is elusive during the game
He was also elusive when it was time to shoulder the blame
That's why a loaded up team with Super Bowl sizzle
Turned to goo in the playoffs and completely fizzled
Where is the character? Where are the leaders?
A bunch of shot-by-the-cops-drug-selling-wife-beaters
And now they're getting pumped up for a week 2 game
And if they win they'll call it "payback" which is totally lame
Bolts... in your soul you know it ain't the same
That playoff loss ripped your heart out and hurt your brain
And with week 2 comes a second helping of pain
Because the venue may have changed but the outcome remains
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Ahh Threadkiller, you sure have game. . .

My tour of Boston has just about done
Partying with several of your hot chicks was a bit more than fun
yesterday for example the Red Sox had your attention
While that game was on, a couple of hotties took me to detention
but enough of my visit let's get back to smacking
The Pats are the weeds that we'll soon be whacking
Sure, cut my heart out the Pats did do
But beating you down early is the least we can do
Don't get me wrong, you guys have had a solid run of late
But I'll watch you all cry this year when you finish 8 and 8
Our job is to start your full season slide
The way we'll do it to you you'll wish for Astroglide
Your season will be over after game sixteen
just fourteen games after we stomp on your spleen
Our however is a story that will last till the very end
When we dominate XL double I, our fence here, I'll mend.;)
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Bolts... mi amigo.

You were pahtyin' with fuggin Debbie and Chahlene?

Soopah!

I can see it now. Bolts was in the bar
Then he heard: "I've been watchin'you... from afahhh"
It was Chahlene from Reveah, but Bolts was too cocked to care.
From one to ten she was a ten... if you're going by the size of the hair

Astroglide indeed!
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