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Old 01-12-2007, 03:00 PM   #196
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Originally posted by RoadGrader on 01-12-2007 at 11:56 AM
Please come back BOU whether SD wins or they lose
And post them gal pics as long they don't include youse
BoltsOwnU will be back win or lose
Probably reeling from a bit too much booze
I love that this thread started in 2005
Like a prophetic blossom with time has thrived
I expect our teams to meet this way year after year
So why in the world would I not keep coming here?

This game is gonna be great
First class all the way, not freight
The winner will be the class of the AFC
And will roll Balt, or the Colts of Indy
So fo now this game is the true XLI
I can't wait to see which team flies.
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Old 01-12-2007, 03:02 PM   #197
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Bolts, I am agreeing with the RG
post pict of the gals for us to see
oh yeah and One more request
the ones without you we like the best
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Old 01-12-2007, 04:56 PM   #198
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Bolts, I am agreeing with the RG
post pict of the gals for us to see
oh yeah and One more request
the ones without you we like the best
Me with the girls strengthens my cred
otherwise just peruse your girlie-pic thread
I can't help it if they are drawn to my savage grace
or perhaps tempted by the smile on my face
At the end of the day I just pour the booze
Kickin' it in the sun before the Patriots lose.
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Old 01-12-2007, 09:12 PM   #199
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Originally posted by BoltsOwnU on 01-12-2007 at 02:50 PM
Damn it fools don't hijack this thread
Mess with my rhymes? You'll wish you were dead
Talkin' bout hockey and shit that don't matter
In here, its the Patriots my lyircs batter
Let's get this party back on track
talking about the Pats folding under the Bolt Attack
Make no mistake, the Pats are getting owned
Like a two bit ho, bent over and boned
I know the homoeroticism is wearing thin
But I know seeing Brady bent over makes most of you grin
This week has seen our rivalry burn hot
Unfortunately for your team, out of them we'll beat the snot
I'll be back here so we can stay pals
I'll even post some tailgate pics of me and my gals
With ya Bolts. Screw the hijackers.
Hockey's cool, but let's speak of linebackers
You Chargers fans make me laugh cause your quarterback sackers
Make you think your D's better than our backfield attackers
Check the real stats, we're O-line stackers
6 points less a game than your steroid jackers
Bolt's, your boy with the frog avatar's a pud whacker
Dude should stick with what he knows - NASCAR, the little cracker
All these other rhymes are dull my stuff is shiny as lacquer
Bolts is Tom Brady's sexuality tracker
Not as bad as Dashoe but Bro go grab your girl and mack her
Chargers trolls bring it like 12 year old hackers
I beat them like I was the Pats and they were the Packers
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Old 01-12-2007, 09:40 PM   #200
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Think they'll eat up the Pats like we were made of souvlaki
Mmmmmm.... souvlaki....
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Old 01-13-2007, 12:51 AM   #201
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With ya Bolts. Screw the hijackers.
Hockey's cool, but let's speak of linebackers
You Chargers fans make me laugh cause your quarterback sackers
Make you think your D's better than our backfield attackers
Check the real stats, we're O-line stackers
6 points less a game than your steroid jackers
Bolt's, your boy with the frog avatar's a pud whacker
Dude should stick with what he knows - NASCAR, the little cracker
All these other rhymes are dull my stuff is shiny as lacquer
Bolts is Tom Brady's sexuality tracker
Not as bad as Dashoe but Bro go grab your girl and mack her
Chargers trolls bring it like 12 year old hackers
I beat them like I was the Pats and they were the Packers
Good advice my friend my batch is sprung
Accordin' to her, it's easy because I'm so well-hung
Now enough with the comparisons of Bolts and a horse
I'm gonna spell it out for you here in a code simpler than Morse
Your season has but one more day before its over
Brady will look like he's playing Red Rover Red Rover
Let's face history just won't get it done
But for us, making it, is gonna be fun
I like your team, players, and fans
Hell, even your cheerbabes have really great cans
But none of that will help you avoid the beating
That awaits at the hands of a team that there's just no defeating.
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Old 01-13-2007, 03:56 PM   #202
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This is it for this thread, it's the end of the line
Enough time for Threadkiller to drop one last rhyme
Face it Colts fans and Ravens fans too
The SuperBowl is tomorrow just ask BoltsOwnU
Which ever one of these teams wins and then goes through
Is gonna kick the unholy shit out of you and your crew
If the Pats beat the Bolts they're the league's hottest team
And we all know what being red hot in the playoff means
Well, almost all of us. I mean Ravens fans do
But when the weather gets cold you know the Colts do too
If the Bolts prevail then I can say the same
October twenty two's last time they lost a game
The thing about the Colts and Raves is they're one way
The Colts can throw up and down the field all day
But when they've got to D up, Offenses free up
I don't give a damn if they beat weak ol' KC up
The Ravens hit hard, damn sure no wild card
But their O is one dimensional and slow as a tub-o-lard
But the Bolts and the Pats play well both side of the ball
That's why Threadkiller says tomorrow's game decides it all
Our coach is a master, their team speed is faster
We're bigger and stronger, they're skillful and younger
We know 'bout the playoffs, they've had a nice 2 week layoff
#12's a playoff master, #21's a D's disaster
So to all you cocky Bolts fans who have been here this week
Threadkiller's advice to you is to walk as you speak
Take the bus downtown to your local branch
Withdraw your life savings then head back to the ranch
Call up your local bookie I'm sure he'll take your action
Put your dough on San D at 6 and a fraction
Then call me up up Monday when you're a broke motherf*cker
I'll send you a loaf of white bread, a jar of Jif and some Smuckers
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Old 01-13-2007, 08:03 PM   #203
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TK my man you are pretty long-winded
If you bet on your team though, it one to be rescinded
One thing upon which we both can agree
that neither team is gonna walk in and take it for free
Moreover still, the rest is for kicks
tomorrow the true champions will be getting their licks
Whoever wins will be the one to hoist the Lombardi
I hope it's the Bolts in Miami, where I'm sippin' Bacardi!
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Old 01-14-2007, 09:50 AM   #204
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BOU for all of your rhymin' one could say you're a real wordsmith spinner
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Limerick inspired by Moeb

There once was a cat named BoltsOwnU
Whose confidence grew and grew
He was talkin' the trash
Smokin' the hash
But now, his head's in the loo.
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Old 01-15-2007, 11:37 AM   #206
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Limerick inspired by Moeb

There once was a cat named BoltsOwnU
Whose confidence grew and grew
He was talkin' the trash
Smokin' the hash
But now, his head's in the loo.


here is my try

The Charger fanbase ran it's mouth
so much that the team thought it was headed south
but then on Sunday the Patriots came out
and the Chargers realized they weren't going to rout
68,000 fans were shown how it's done
and in the end, the better team won
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Old 01-15-2007, 11:39 AM   #207
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we are waiting and waiting but Bolts is still MIA
but with a set like that to find comfort in, it's OK
I know he'll return and Bolts will definitely man up
too much booze, I don't think he awoke with a hop

so we sit and ponder his next lyrical treat
while wondering if in Indy I'll have a good seat
see I making the pilgrimage to the RCA Dome
I'm taking the wife, didn't want to be left home

LT and the boys need to lighten up some
sound so depressed don't give him a gun
what the heck, it was a great game
soiled his rep. defaced his own name

with charges against the Patriots team
a very sore loser unfortunately he did seem
here's to next season for the Lightening Bolts
Keep up the martyball and he better than Lou Holtz
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Old 01-15-2007, 11:56 AM   #208
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Pats and steelers sharing the hate
Both teams the Bolts shall dominate
But this is the Pats board so they get my attention
next week Pittsburgh in my rhymes I'll mention
I hope you all won't ban me when the game is done
Patriots 14, Chargers 41!!!
Beating the overrated Bolts was fun,
LT's mouth was the only thing that could run.
Losing to NE was something SD couldn't avoid,
no matter how much smack talk was said by Merroid.
You may think seeing the Pats in the Bowl will be a bore,
but starting today, the call of the Chargers is now "FORE!"
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Bolts you know we sure did tell
Pats coming to your house would not bode well
For a team with a bye, their feet up at home
Not paying mind to the game at Qualcomm

Talent a plenty, emotions running hot
A good team came in now look what youíve got
Players in the pro bowl impressive for you
Another bowl they would prefer, donít lie tell it true

The Pats were the pros, showed how itís done
Play a good game, cause some mistakes and have fun
To the championship game now they will go
Show the Colts they donít need wind and snow

A good game plan, preparation and focus is all
Tom Brady and team will answer the call
The Pats will come home, championship in hand
Then one more game to go, the seasonís final stand
For this year can bring another Lombardi and ring
I said before, never enough, bring on the games then the bling!
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