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Old 07-15-2018, 12:21 AM   #61
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This dude is tired too.

The top says sex...I didn't see any of that...
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Old 07-15-2018, 07:11 AM   #62
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This seems like a metaphor for life in general. You're just strolling along minding your own business when WHAMMO! Something you never saw coming just lays you out.

Guy is SOOO lucky it wasn't permanent lights out.

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Old 07-15-2018, 07:15 AM   #63
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The top says sex...I didn't see any of that...
Road head?
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Old 07-15-2018, 11:25 AM   #64
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I have always wanted to go after a year when the Sox, C's and Pats all won championships. I wanna go lying on a pool float on Newfound Lake, tripping on acid while getting a blowjob.

I have always thought dying on acid would be the ultimate trip as death is the ultimate journey into the unknown.
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Old 07-19-2018, 01:06 AM   #66
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Old 07-19-2018, 02:38 AM   #67
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Old 07-19-2018, 10:20 AM   #68
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The accepted answer would be "in my sleep", but sometimes I'm thinking in epic fashion.
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Old 07-20-2018, 11:38 AM   #69
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The accepted answer would be "in my sleep", but sometimes I'm thinking in epic fashion.

Clearly epic has its appeal. Rushing into a burning build and saving a family of 15 and dying while throwing the last of the un-burnt toddlers from a 3rd floor window into the waiting arms of a firefighter. But, epic can be confused with stupid as well. Climbing up on a traffic light and falling into oncoming traffic is epic. Backing over the edge of a cliff while taking a selfie would be epic. If I go that way I surely don't want to confuse the two.
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Old 07-23-2018, 09:55 AM   #73
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So naked and wet while taking a shower then?
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Old 07-23-2018, 10:13 AM   #74
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Naked and wet and hit by a bus? Curious.

Naked and wet pissing on the 3rd rail? Disastrous.

Naked and wet constricted and eaten by a goliath anaconda? Heinous.

I could go on.
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Groundhog Day style?
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