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Old 11-15-2009, 04:31 PM   #766
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^^That don't rhyme
But I'm no mime
I just laffed right teh F out loud

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Old 11-25-2009, 03:39 PM   #767
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BOU:

You're still around
This much is true
Won't go away
Like a shoe stepped in poo

Your early season stumble
Eased by mid-season wake up
Remarkably similar
To a herpes flare up

Give the Donks a fight
Maybe you make the show yet
A wildcard looks possible
We'll see, I don't bet.

You can knock out the Colts
Business as norm
Then come to New England
Where it won't be as warm
Come to New England? BOU does doubt
After Brees roughs you up in a lopsided rout
BOU wants to welcome you to his fair city
Because to the Saints you'll fall, such a pity
Just a hiccup on your way to the post season
Not a worry about that trip out West (sigh, we know the reason)
Still our juggernaut is an unstoppable beast
(well, so long as we get by the Chiefs at least)
How funny was it watching the Steelers tank?
Like getting free money on a trip to the bank
this week the Bolts will move up in the seeding
For Pats this week only, kleenex you'll be needing.
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Old 11-25-2009, 03:43 PM   #768
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Happy Thanksgiving to the people of these boards
This is one rhyme that you'll feel good towards
BOU wants to wish you the very best
A holiday with friends, family, and the food-filled fest
Just remember when your mother-in-law starts honking
All the many years her daughter you've been bonking
And pour yourself another stiff drink
No, not about choking her out should you think
Just realize it's a small price to pay
for that family you're thankful for, on this special day.

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Old 11-25-2009, 04:03 PM   #769
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BOU disappears for 3/4ths of the season,
now that his team is decent, he thinks that it's a reason
to rear his ugly head, yet there's no doubt
That his dumbass claims still hold no clout.
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Old 11-25-2009, 05:28 PM   #770
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Happy Thanksgiving BOU. I look forward to avenging many losses in the upcoming playoffs.

But until then, enjoy your turkey.

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Old 11-25-2009, 10:25 PM   #771
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Happy Thanksgiving to the people of these boards
This is one rhyme that you'll feel good towards
BOU wants to wish you the very best
A holiday with friends, family, and the food-filled fest
Just remember when your mother-in-law starts honking
All the many years her daughter you've been bonking
And pour yourself another stiff drink
No, not about choking her out should you think
Just realize it's a small price to pay
for that family you're thankful for, on this special day.

Happy Thanksgiving BOU.

looks like we may be seeing you in the playoffs after all
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Old 11-26-2009, 10:48 AM   #772
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BOU disappears for 3/4ths of the season,
now that his team is decent, he thinks that it's a reason
to rear his ugly head, yet there's no doubt
That his dumbass claims still hold no clout.
This is convenient for the brainless to claim
since BOU came here plenty when his team was lame.
Find something clever, original, or true
and maybe we'll all be a tiny bit impressed with you.
Too much to ask? Feel free to disappoint
BOU the king of rhyme in the meantime we'll annoint
But enough of this nonsense go enjoy this day
We can smack later in the season, come what may.

Happy Thanksgiving!
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Old 11-26-2009, 11:04 AM   #773
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Happy Thanksgiving to BOU
To his family the best.
During this holiday.
This massive turkey fest???
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Old 12-14-2009, 12:16 PM   #774
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What in the heck is up with Moss?!
Not long ago of receivers, he was boss
Now he's gone and made Belicheck cross?
Even after a game that was not a loss.
he seems to drop each Brady toss
Perhaps he's lost all of his good joss?
Maybe his legs need a speed shot of NOS?
Or is it just too much of that cannabis sauce?
Either way, this rhyme sucks more than Diana Ross.

What's up with that guy???
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Old 12-14-2009, 12:22 PM   #775
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Bet you wish Moss was a Charger
Rivers would have another weapon in his larder
16 in a row teh Bolts have won in December
Just like Lexus says a December to remember
Rivers has never lost in the last month year
Hall of Famers are judged on what they do AFTER parties celebrating New Year

Yeah, this is my BOOMSTICK
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Old 12-14-2009, 12:25 PM   #776
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Moss is a problem right now...that is true,
But why is BOU focused on a wholly non-Chargers issue?
Is it because he has our interests at heart?
Or does he want to revel in the growing Randy Fart?

I don't know and it's an open question,
but I dunno BOU, maybe you ought to hold this one in detention.
In any event, I see the Pats playing the Chargers in January,
And maybe it's in that context that BOU has some Randy Moss worry.
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Old 12-14-2009, 02:50 PM   #777
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Well a Bolts fan would know,
When a guy is washed up.

Is he even on the roster?
Or is LT on PUP?

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Old 12-14-2009, 03:01 PM   #778
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LT is fresh for the Playoff
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LT is fresh for the Playoff
Sitting on the bench Ladainian
His playoff stats are almost as bad
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