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Old 07-27-2010, 10:14 AM   #31
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That's right, thank you.

Rule #1 -
If 2 of the 3 stalls/urinals are occupied, you are supposed to move to the sink and pretend to comb your hair.
What if you're bald, or shave your head?
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Old 07-27-2010, 10:15 AM   #32
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What if you're bald, or shave your head?
1) Take a paper towel
2) Dab it in some water
3) Rub your head clean

(I dunno, what do I look like - a life coach or somethin'?)
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Old 07-27-2010, 10:16 AM   #33
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(I dunno, what do I look like - a life coach or somethin'?)
Help, I need some
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Old 07-27-2010, 10:19 AM   #34
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It used to drive me bonkers when I would be at my desk and one of the guys in our dept would be making copies or sending faxes then come to me and tell me the toner needed to be changed. I would say something like, "Gee, I didn't realize it took ovaries to change toner!"

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Old 07-27-2010, 10:29 AM   #35
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What if you're bald, or shave your head?

Wash your hands, adjust your fly, or both.
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Old 07-27-2010, 10:31 AM   #36
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Wash your hands, adjust your fly, or both.
I tried both at the same time, but it made it look like I pissed my pants.
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Old 07-27-2010, 10:39 AM   #37
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I tried both at the same time, but it made it look like I pissed my pants.
If you have one of those hot air dryers, turn it on, Get a paper towel , thrust your hips forward so that wet crotchal region is directly under airflow. Vigorously rub wet crotchal region with paper towel until stain drys or you are sent to human resources for a review of sexual harassment policies.
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Answer: "It's not the ovaries, it the t*ts."
:cop: Some of the men would have qualified under that one.
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Old 07-27-2010, 10:41 AM   #39
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If you have one of those hot air dryers, turn it on, Get a paper towel , thrust your hips forward so that wet crotchal region is directly under airflow. Vigorously rub wet crotchal region with paper towel until stain drys or you are sent to human resources for a review of sexual harassment policies.
they ditched the paper towels for one od those turbo dryers

The mens room is right next to HR
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Old 07-27-2010, 11:02 AM   #40
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I think it all starts with men's room urinal etiquette if I'm not mistaken.
Your just mad because I was the dude next to you staring at it and laughing my guts out....
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Old 07-27-2010, 12:12 PM   #41
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Wash your hands, adjust your fly, or both.
What if you have no hands and are a eunuch?
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Old 07-27-2010, 12:14 PM   #42
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What if you have no hands and are a eunuch?

Eunuch's still have flies. Just no horse in the barn.
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Old 07-27-2010, 12:19 PM   #43
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what if you have no hands and are a eunuch?
he sits to pee not an issue
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Old 07-27-2010, 12:48 PM   #44
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I was just informed the toaster is hot, and I shouldnt put my hand on it, or it will burn......who knew?
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Old 07-27-2010, 01:03 PM   #45
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he sits to pee not an issue
Well it is if you've got no hands and are wearing button-fly jeans, muchacho!
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