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Old 06-29-2018, 08:12 AM   #1
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This is one of my go to site when I need a laugh and as a fellow scientist I love it

http://scienceprofessorquotes.tumblr.com/

Just some fun ones at a glance.


“Inanimate objects aren’t stupid; people are stupid.”
— Organic chemistry professor after I told him I couldn’t find a “stupid 19/22 glass stopper”


“Organic chemistry is a necessary evil in this world”
— Biochemistry prof, complaining about organic chemists


I concur, I hated Organic Chemistry even though I needed it for the degree.




“You know there’s 3 types of mathematicians? The ones who can count and the ones who can’t.”
— Partial Differential Equations Professor




“I like to keep my office door closed so people don’t come in and talk to me about things I don’t care about”
— E&M professor


“Now I know you all were taught this last year in science but I don’t trust those other teachers, one is a chemist and the others are physicists - what do they know about biology?”


Year 11 biology teacher
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Old 06-29-2018, 08:32 AM   #2
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!!!

Holy crap....this is my doppleganger!
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Old 06-29-2018, 09:06 AM   #3
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!!!

Holy crap....this is my doppleganger!
Oh crap, LOLOLOL.Buddy this was too funny.

Other gems:



“I don’t even know what a hashtag is. It’s called a hashtag function?”
— Math Graduate coordinator trying to understand a computer science talk



““So, the first thing you should know about Python [a programming language] is that you will forget to close the brackets. So, when one of you inevitably asks me why your program is swarming with syntax errors, I will just hand you this.” *holds up small business cards that reads ‘CLOSE THE FUCKING BRACKETS’*”
— computer science teacher



“You’re not just engineers, you’re *chemical engineers*, which is even worse.”
— thermodynamics professor


“Science advances one death at a time”
— Geology professor
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Old 06-29-2018, 09:33 AM   #4
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Oh crap, LOLOLOL.Buddy this was too funny.
Let me put it this way....

My shirt today says "Hi, I don't care. Thanks."
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Old 06-29-2018, 09:41 AM   #5
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Let me put it this way....

My shirt today says "Hi, I don't care. Thanks."
OH my gosh, LOLOL I need to get one of those for the hubby.
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Old 06-29-2018, 10:27 AM   #6
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OH my gosh, LOLOL I need to get one of those for the hubby.
I've got two of these;

http://www.badideatshirts.com/Hi-I-D...irt-P2901.aspx

And 3 of these....

http://www.badideatshirts.com/Words-...irt-P3202.aspx

EDIT: Here's a science nerd one for ya;

http://www.badideatshirts.com/IVE-LO...IRT-P2503.aspx
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Old 06-29-2018, 11:26 AM   #7
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Let me put it this way....

My shirt today says "Hi, I don't care. Thanks."
You sound like your personality is the same as mine...INTP-T.
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Old 06-29-2018, 01:46 PM   #8
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You sound like your personality is the same as mine...INTP-T.
I'm an INTP. I don't know what the extra T is about.

I'm very INTP, too. I check off like very box.

EDIT: I looked into INTP-A vs INTP-T. I'm not sure which I would fall under. It's not very clear the distinction. I'm not sure I buy into it, but whatever...shrinks like their terms and definitions....makes them feel like real scientists and doctors, I guess.

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This is one of my go to site when I need a laugh and as a fellow scientist I love it

http://scienceprofessorquotes.tumblr.com/

Just some fun ones at a glance.


“Inanimate objects aren’t stupid; people are stupid.”
— Organic chemistry professor after I told him I couldn’t find a “stupid 19/22 glass stopper”


“Organic chemistry is a necessary evil in this world”
— Biochemistry prof, complaining about organic chemists


I concur, I hated Organic Chemistry even though I needed it for the degree.




“You know there’s 3 types of mathematicians? The ones who can count and the ones who can’t.”
— Partial Differential Equations Professor




“I like to keep my office door closed so people don’t come in and talk to me about things I don’t care about”
— E&M professor


“Now I know you all were taught this last year in science but I don’t trust those other teachers, one is a chemist and the others are physicists - what do they know about biology?”


Year 11 biology teacher
FROM YOUR ENTRY:

“Just like students, currents always choose the path of least resistance.”

And I personally, along w/many others, like to point out there are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don't.

Cheers

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FROM YOUR ENTRY:

“Just like students, currents always choose the path of least resistance.”

And I personally, along w/many others, like to point out there are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don't.

Cheers
Actually there are ten kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary, those who don't and those who weren't expecting a Base 3 joke.
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“You know there’s 3 types of mathematicians? The ones who can count and the ones who can’t.”
— Partial Differential Equations Professor
Which reminds me of my favorite Einstein quote:

"Not everything that can be counted counts; not everything that counts can be counted."

Amen.
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I concur, I hated Organic Chemistry even though I needed it for the degree.[/B]


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Known far and wide as the most dreaded course in the world. Dropped my Junior year at umass afte the third class. Whew.
Organic 2 was the only class I failed in college.I got a D and that was failing since this was my major, Chemistry. I ended up taking it at a nearby college because after all taking it during the summer for six weeks would make me figure it out way more than a semester of it LOLOL I did but man it was %^**&&.
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