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Old 09-19-2007, 04:45 PM   #1
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Do not read if you have a weak stomach!

I would like to start off by letting you know this is not a penthouse forum type of question. It's more like a discovery channel question.

I've read a few posts at this website that makes me feel this is not an inappropriate post.


Stop reading if you get offended easily, that is not my intent.


I was back home for Labor Day holiday in Arizona a few weeks ago. To make a long story short I hooked up with my younger sisters Friend, this had been a long time coming.

We went to her apt. and began pleasuring each other at the same time orally.
If you've done this before you know it's pretty hard not to catch a whiff of her ass during this, anyway, I had to breath out of my nose and I could smell McDonald's, yes, McDonald's. Her ass smelled exactly like a McD's cheeseburger. That's not why I'm posting this but it may play a part of my question.

In the morning when the sun was up I got a good look at her body,I noticed something that shocked me. She had a bush of pubic hair in her ass crack, it was very noticeable as she walked around nude. I'm not talking small little hairs around her balloon knot, I'm talking a bush 2" to 3" long.

I went out with an Italian girl who had tiny hairs there but not a bush. I've only been with white woman my whole life and this girl is German/Italian. I've also heard of Italian woman having hairy nipples but never seen it. Thats neither here nor there.

have any of you guys heard of , or hooked up with a chick with long pubes growing out of her ass crack?

This really disturbs me because I'm starting to think the McDonald's odor was coming from her hair in her ass crack.
YUCK!!

I was a big fan of McD's cheeseburgers, but now I can't even walk into a McD's restaurant.

also not that any of you care, the room smelt like this the next morning. sometimes as you know after a night of fooling around the room might have that "scent of ass" smell, which is acceptable.
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Old 09-19-2007, 04:48 PM   #2
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Old 09-19-2007, 04:52 PM   #3
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Old 09-19-2007, 04:52 PM   #4
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I'd like to know if any of you guys have ever seen a female with a "bush" of asscack hair.

It looked like Ben Wallace was trying to climb out of here ass head first!

yes, a FRO!
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Old 09-19-2007, 04:52 PM   #5
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...and that's the day you pick up your last trannie hooker.

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Old 09-19-2007, 04:53 PM   #7
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...and that's the day you pick up your last trannie hooker.

always gotta learn the hard way!
Yes, did this "chic" have a five inch long clitoris?
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Interesting first post.

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Yes, did this "chic" have a five inch long clitoris?
And that's why you check for the Adam's apple BEFORE you agree on a price!
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Old 09-19-2007, 04:56 PM   #11
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Yes, did this "chic" have a five inch long clitoris?

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Old 09-19-2007, 04:58 PM   #12
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Never seen a hairy anoos like that one norwood, though he's heard that it's not all that uncommon over in parts of Europe. Annihilus is sorry he couldn't be of more help. Maybe P4E can enlighten us about whether or not this is a European thing.

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enlighten us about whether or not this is a European thing.

Oh yeah...!! In continental Europe the women tend not to shave their pits or their , it's a jungle down there...!!!!!

U.K. girls are nice n smooth tho'...!!!!
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