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Old 07-13-2017, 04:14 AM   #1
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ESPYS 2017 - Brutally Funny PManning

Manning is terrific as the host - funny, brutal and both John Cena & Kevin Durant want to kick his ass.




Pats get "best game" & Edelman gets in the best line of the night.




Peyton at his retirement home

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Old 07-13-2017, 07:55 AM   #2
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Manning is terrific as the host - funny, brutal and both John Cena & Kevin Durant want to kick his ass.

Peyton at his retirement home

Thanks Chevss! Loved when Manning discovers who Ruth's "grandson" is.

Can't embed, but here's one more video of Manning hosting a Super Bowl party:

http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=19974762
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It might get me banned to even speak about ESPN but in my defense they were on the TV while I was at the bar last night. I don't care for Peyton Manning on the field, but off the field, he is hilarious. From what I saw last night, he killed it. Everybody was fair game. I think he legitimately pissed off Kevin Durant too. This is one of the skits that I saw but couldn't really hear it so I had to go back and watch it again when I got home.

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I don't know how I missed this post before I posted mine.
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I was reminded yesterday that it was on but my hatred for all things ESPN is so deep, I couldn't bring myself to watch it.

I'll see if I can find it on demand today.
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I thought the one with Manning hosting the Super Bowl party was classic. "I don't have a dog in this fight. GO FALCONS!!"

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I was reminded yesterday that it was on but my hatred for all things ESPN is so deep, I couldn't bring myself to watch it.

I'll see if I can find it on demand today.
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Can't watch at work but will later.

Obviously we all had it in for Manning as a player, but he's surprisingly hilarious when he does TV spots. His SNL stuff years ago was ****ing gold.
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ManninHGH is a better comedian than he was football player. But I think we already knew that.

I did not watch a second and won't. The ESPYs are the biggest JOKE on the biggest JOKE network.
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Peyton, after hanging from Atlanta's scrotum for a while (Ooh you're so great...You'll be back), he tells them (not exact words), And I'm telling them this now, at the beginning of the show because they'll stop paying attention 3/4 of the way through,
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ManninHGH is a better comedian than he was football player. But I think we already knew that.

I did not watch a second and won't. The ESPYs are the biggest JOKE on the biggest JOKE network.

My embedded videos are bootlegged to Youtube so espn isn't benefiting.
Manning is very good and worth the look see.
Plenty of left handed compliments given to the Pats throughout.
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Samuel L Jackson presented the Best Team award. He was very happy the Pats didn't win since he's a Falcons fan. More funny stuff.






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My embedded videos are bootlegged to Youtube so espn isn't benefiting.
Manning is very good and worth the look see.
Plenty of left handed compliments given to the Pats throughout.
One of his best self-deprecating lines came when he complimented Serena Williams for winning while she was carrying a baby. He said it reminded him of the Denver Broncos Defense carrying him to a Super Bowl win.
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I give Manning a lot of props for being really funny, and being a good sport with some of the jokes at his expense (while giving props to the Pats).
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Manning was good and he has a decent delivery considering he’s not a comedian.

One thing that still bothers me though is that no one will dare crack a joke about Manning’s alleged HGH use or even better his T-Bagging of a female trainer in college. Plenty of great material to fire back at him, yet there is this unspoken rule that it crosses the line.

I really hoped Edelman would have a good zinger, especially since Manning made that deflategate joke on Brady. Instead he made some lame joke about him playing better indoors.
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