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Old 10-02-2012, 08:17 AM   #1
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Epicwin bottle openers

Piggy will reaaallly like one in particular, I'm guessing,

http://www.chacha.com/gallery/2102/1...bottle-openers
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Old 10-02-2012, 08:25 AM   #2
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Piggy will reaaallly like one in particular, I'm guessing,

http://www.chacha.com/gallery/2102/1...bottle-openers
I would have been more impressed if she used her vag instead of the bikini...
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Old 10-02-2012, 08:32 AM   #3
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LOL I knew you'd pick that one!!!
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LOL I knew you'd pick that one!!!
I knew that you knew that I knew...
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Old 10-02-2012, 08:48 AM   #5
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I would have been more impressed if she used her vag instead of the bikini...
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I would have been more impressed if she used her vag instead of the bikini...
I don't want to know a chick who could open a beer bottle with her vag. If she ever sneezed during sex she'd rip a guy's d*ck off.
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Old 10-02-2012, 09:01 AM   #7
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This old biker goes into a whorehouse and tells the madam "I want a six-pack of beer and the roughest, meanest, wildest girl you got. The madam sends him into a room. The biker enters and makes himself comfortable.

In walks this huge, burly, positively fugly woman with a six-pack. She sets the beer on the night stand, strips, and gets on all fours. Sticks her ass high in the air and pulls her ass-cheeks apart. The biker says "Whoa woman, I don't go for any of the buttsex stuff." The hooker says "Calm down, I just thought you'ld want a place to open your beer."
Hmmm...
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Old 10-02-2012, 10:23 AM   #8
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I want the fridge one
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I want the fridge one
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had the Hat, it was Duff's beer, and teh ring, it was too small but the bikini one looks nice. Does the Dame come with it?
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Those are ok as long as you don't step in dog shit before opening yer beer.
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