Well, well, well...

[FallingAlice]

This is a fine how-do-you do.

I come back and you've rearranged the furniture.

But I see no one has dusted lately.

Isn't that just like men.

In the midst of a spirited game of backgammon with a potential cyber-consort, I received a rather hysterical request for assistance from one of my posse (a.k.a., "hangers on," "aides-de camp," or "proteges").

Do you know how long it's been since I've scored?

Yes? Someone called?

This better be important.

Somebody better have a fruitbasket waiting for me. And Pookie doesn't count.

[bideau]

Do we know you

[Annihilus]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Somebody better have a fruitbasket waiting for me. And Pookie doesn't count.

Annihilus would like to humbly and gratefully offer his fondest welcome to Queen Alice! (Assuming you're not an evil imposter).

Do you want your job back? Please?

Annihilus jokes, but would give it up in a second.

Don't ask why Annihilus is talking in the 3rd person. It's not his fault.

[Annihilus]

...oops...almost forgot.....

[FallingAlice]

Originally posted by bideau
Do we know you

Achh, don't call down the furies you impertinent francophone.

When Dionysos entered Thebes he was not recognized. And you no what happened then?

Bad s-h-i-t. Men rendered from head-to-toe. Heads lopped off. While maenads danced in orgiastic frenzy around their bodies.

Come to think of it, that's just the kind of quality entertainment that I know you guys are usually looking for.

[Annihilus]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Achh, don't call down the furies you impertinent francophone.

Sounds to Annihilus like bideau is about to have his ass handed to him by a girl

When Dionysos entered Thebes he was not recognized. And you no what happened then?

No, but Annihilus hopes that Dionysos knew how to spell know.

Bad s-h-i-t. Men rendered from head-to-toe. Heads lopped off. While maenads danced in orgiastic frenzy around their bodies.

Come to think of it, that's just the kind of quality entertainment that I know you guys are usually looking for.

Damn Straight. It's been a while.

[bideau]

I don't know....the Alice I remembered was a hockey goalie. The sax might just be a clever disguise

Perhaps Anni's fruit basket will soothe over any hard feelings.

[FallingAlice]

Originally posted by Annihilus
Annihilus would like to humbly and gratefully offer his fondest welcome to Queen Alice! (Assuming you're not an evil imposter).

Do you want your job back? Please?

Annihilus jokes, but would give it up in a second.

Don't ask why Annihilus is talking in the 3rd person. It's not his fault.

Third person, eh? I like it. It becomes you.

And no, no interest in my old job. I'm strictly emeritus now, baby.

Nice job with the fruit basket, by the way. Quick work. Do you have some kind of fancy screen-capture utility.

[Undertaker #59]

FallingAlice...

Hmmm....the name sounds familiar, but that avatar is wrong. It is reminiscent of the right one, but its throwing me off.

DUST?

I see no dust, ma'am. Just some empty pizza boxes.

And a few empty beer bottles.

Really, that is NOT dust - it is pollen.

Fine.


Oh hey, found it:

[bideau]

Originally posted by Annihilus
Sounds to Annihilus like bideau is about to have his ass handed to him by a girl

I've been married for almost 23 years. I'm used to it.

[FallingAlice]

Originally posted by bideau
I don't know....the Alice I remembered was a hockey goalie. The sax might just be a clever disguise

Perhaps Anni's fruit basket will soothe over any hard feelings.

It's a change of pace, I know, but it's new and improved. Much more life-like. That's very important in an online community.

[FallingAlice]

Originally posted by Undertaker #59
FallingAlice...

Hmmm....the name sounds familiar, but that avatar is wrong. It is reminiscent of the right one, but its throwing me off.

DUST?

I see no dust, ma'am. Just some empty pizza boxes.

And a few empty beer bottles.

Really, that is NOT dust - it is pollen.

Fine.


Oh hey, found it:

Oh my god! You found it! You wanna send that over my way?

[Mythjp]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Achh, don't call down the furies you impertinent francophone.

When Dionysos entered Thebes he was not recognized. And you no what happened then?

Bad s-h-i-t. Men rendered from head-to-toe. Heads lopped off. While maenads danced in orgiastic frenzy around their bodies.

Come to think of it, that's just the kind of quality entertainment that I know you guys are usually looking for.

Ah yes this is indeed the real FallingAlice!
Welcome Oh great one we are but here to serve.

[Undertaker #59]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Oh my god! You found it! You wanna send that over my way?

Better? Or do you like the new one?

[Annihilus]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Third person, eh? I like it. It becomes you.

And no, no interest in my old job. I'm strictly emeritus now, baby.

Nice job with the fruit basket, by the way. Quick work. Do you have some kind of fancy screen-capture utility.

Annihilus got the 3rd person idea from some crackpot yesterday in this crazy ass thread. Now he can't stop. It's rather ugly.

And Annihilus admits he's got some wicked advanced technology at his fingertips that can bring you things such as instant fruit baskets. In this particular case, it's called a RightClick-SaveAs© . You can get one on TV if you watch late night infommercials.