Funny story the Stinger will appreciate

[O.Z.O.]

Mrs. O.Z.O. and I have been looking at rentals properties for the last couple weeks. I hate it, it sucks, so we're just going with a real nice, huge apartment for the next year while we wait to see where Mrs. O.Z.O's company ends up moving to.

Anyway, we go to look at this townhouse Saturday afternoon. The people currently living there were slobs, which was a turnoff in and of itself...but...even worse...they were Yankee fans. And I don't just mean Yankee fans...I mean hardcore, RABID Yankee fans. Shit with interlocking 'NY's in every room. A big poster sized arial picture of the Toilet. One kid had Yankee sheets, a comforter set, and a Captain Overratedfuktard Fat Head on his wall, the other (a girl, I'm assuming...but you never know with these cretins) had a pink Yankee hat with a pink, kid-sized A-Rod jersey...



It was kind of like the Amityville horror...you know, the part where they go in and a voice says "GET OUT!!!", kind of the same thing. I told Mrs. O.Z.O. afterwards that it's a good thing we didn't like the place because I would have had to have had a priest perform an exorcism first.

[Benign Despot]

Yankee Fans and Slobs is kind of redundant isn't it?

[DarrylStingley]

I hope you didn't neglect to report the parents to the appropriate authorities.

[Jaric]

Originally Posted by DarrylStingley

I hope you didn't neglect to report the parents to the appropriate authorities.

Its safe to assume the damage is already done, and we should just focus our attention elsewhere. Like where there is the possibility of rehabilitation.

(You know you suck when even the people who don't watch or like your sport hate you)

[O.Z.O.]

Originally Posted by jaric of teh jungle

Its safe to assume the damage is already done, and we should just focus our attention elsewhere. Like where there is the possibility of rehabilitation.

(You know you suck when even the people who don't watch or like your sport hate you)

Your Yankee hatred FAR overshadows your Colt fandom.

[Jaric]

Originally Posted by O.Z.O.

Your Yankee hatred FAR overshadows your Colt fandom.

I can't explain it. I don't even watch baseball.

But I see those damn pinstripes and the rage starts. It's scary really.

[Benign Despot]

Originally Posted by jaric of teh jungle

I can't explain it. I don't even watch baseball.

But I see those damn pinstripes and the rage starts. It's scary really.

It's the first stage of your transition to the dark side.

Feel the rage - let it flow though you, it will make you strong, and in due time you will learn to worship Belichick and your transformation will be complete.