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Old 02-13-2006, 10:51 PM   #69
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Several years ago, during the summer, there must have been some sort of contest between magazine sellers and religious door knockers to see how many of them can knock on my door before I got pissed off.

If I remember correctly, I had 2 magazine sellers and 3 different holy rollers come to my door on a Saturday. Every time, I was called to the door because no one in family has the balls to say no and close the door. (Plus being 6'1" and large, standing about 8" above the front porch, I guess there is "scary" factor there").

Well on Sunday, I got another visit from a holy roller and I got so pissed I told them that I was in the middle of my weekly Satan study group. I then told them we were discussing human vs. animal sacrifices and that we could use another point of view in the discussion.

Well the look on their faces were priceless and they left very quickly. I watched them as they walked down my driveway, the signaled to the others in the "clan" and they got in their van and left the entire neighborhood.

Now if there is a way I can get rid of the magazine salesman......
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