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Old 05-02-2003, 04:10 PM   #3
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My story is somewhat similar to Hawg's.

I believe it was around the '90 or '91 time frame. Our buddy Rusty was getting married in a couple of weeks (Of course his name was Michael, but if you lived in our little slice of S.E. Mass and had red hair, you were either called Red or Rusty).

Rusty's bachelor party was going great! We had the entire downstairs of the Attleboro Elks rented out. We had a big table of sammiches, munchies and other goodies and a cash bar, tended by my father in law. To say we got drunk is not necessary and would be a major understatement.

The entertainment showed up around 9, I guess. She looked kinda funny in her police outfit and what appeared to be very short hair. Unlike Hawg's girl, our stripper did not forget her music and got started right away. Once her police cap came off, her jet black hair went 3/4 of the way down her back. Without going into too much gory detail, this dancer was smoking hot and also took many liberties with her own intimate areas, if you know what I mean.

All the guys were hootin' and hollerin' and having a grand old time. A couple of the "not so nice fellas" took Rusty and the girl in the back room to partake in something. I don't know what it was but somebody mentioned there may have been some drugs back there. I would never condone that type of activity, but this is what some of the guys said..... I really wouldn't know!

They came back looking loopier than ever and the dancing continued. We made Rusty get out in the middle of the floor for is final bachelor dance. She worked him over good, then made him lay on his back on the floor. She then made Rusty's head disappear, if you catch my drift. After about 20 seconds of gyrating happily, she screamed out, jumped up and made the mistake of putting her hands down there. What she drew back was Rusty's dinner. He buttered her buns and entire private region w/ hurl which now covered his whole head! The scene resembled some kind of low budget horror film that made everybody completely uneasy and nauseous.

Rusty spent the rest of the night with half his body in the large plastic trash can. We had to clean up his mess on the floor, the hot babe (now disgustingly stinky) left and all we could do was drink more while we checked on Rusty from time to time to be sure he wasn't aspirating. The nerve of some people..... vomiting on a perfectly good stripper's private parts!

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