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Old 05-01-2007, 08:58 PM   #37
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Man, I had an experience that stayed with me to this day.
I was about 21 or 22 at the time. My friend and his wife had a rented house, and a bunch of us would often congregate over there.
One stinking hot and humid July night we were sitting there sweating and decided to play Monopoly. The game begins and Doug (our host) decides to whip up a large batch of frozen Pina Coladas. Being so hot, the frozen drinks were damned refreshing. I sucked one down in a gulp or two, and immediately started another. That went down fast also. I had a third, and a fourth in a about a ten minute span, and then started to feel pretty well toasted... after about 15 minutes I knew two things... I was pretty well ripped, and I was gonna blow dinner. I staggered out the front door and crawled into the front seat of my car, and passed out lying across the seat, face down. I woke up to the impending volcanic eruption, and simply opened the car door, stuck my head out and hurled right there on the ground, after which I shut the door passed out again for an unknown amount of time. I awoke to the sound of the car door opening, and my brother commenting on my condition. He opened the glove box to get a pack of smokes, and I heard him say.. "hey, did iit rain out or somethin?" He had no shoes on!
It was a clear night. I started laughing and said "Hey, you're standing in my dinner buddy!".
He immediately grossed out and the guy he was with cracked up.
I passed out again.

'Twas about all I can recall of that night. I can tell you that I have never again had a Pina Colada, 26 years and counting, and even seeing one on a menu reminds me of that night!
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