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Mark_Henderson 02-12-2016 02:53 AM

Political Humor
 
I was thinking we could use a thread for political humor - a long American tradition, to maybe lighten things up. Stuff that isn't really partisan, but just funny.

I was looking at things on Youtube and came across this video of Robert Smiegel as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog behind the scenes ragging on people at one of the Democratic debates. There's some pretty funny stuff. He's done this at Republican events too. He's not political, just good at fvcking with people.


Joolz 02-12-2016 09:41 AM

Funny Or Die Presents Donald Trump's The Art Of The Deal: The Movie

I'll admit, I didn't watch the entire 55 minutes, but it got decent reviews in the press.

NY Times story behind the production.

benhamean 02-12-2016 02:01 PM

There's a million of these...
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...74/773/0e1.jpg

benhamean 02-12-2016 02:06 PM

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...77/769/ce1.jpg

Baron Samedi 02-14-2016 04:53 PM

Something for my fellow Planeteers for Valentine's Day....

20 Political Pickup Lines To Use This Valentine’s Day

1. I must be Uncle Sam because I WANT YOU
2. If you were a president, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.
3. George Washington might not like political parties, but I’d like to party with you
4. Did you say hello to Reagan before you fell from Heaven?
5. On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
6. I bet you’re glad they don’t tax good looks
7. Let’s discuss the state of THIS union.
8. Are you going to give me your phone number, or should I ask the NSA?
9. Our date will live in infamy
10. Even Obama wouldn’t veto you
11. I think you’re violating the Alien and Seduction Acts
12. I believe in life, liberty, and the pursuit of you
13. You look like my future first lady.
14. You must be an Obama entitlement program, because you’re raising my interest rate.
15. Here’s my number-call me legis-Later
16. Looking at you raises my spirits like Obama raises the National Debt
17. Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you’re stealing my heart.
18. Hey girl, I’d put you in my binder

http://futurefemaleleader.com/20-pol...-pickup-lines/

It says 20, I only see 18.

Baron Samedi 02-14-2016 05:01 PM

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...a2&oe=5764B3CC

O_P_T 02-17-2016 06:54 PM

I suppose this is as good a place as any to tell my variation on a famous JFK speech.
We choose...

We choose to go to her room in this hotel and do the wild thing,

not because she is easy, but because I am haaaaard.

Big/Sky/Fly 02-17-2016 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joolz (Post 2328625)
Funny Or Die Presents Donald Trump's The Art Of The Deal: The Movie

I'll admit, I didn't watch the entire 55 minutes, but it got decent reviews in the press.

NY Times story behind the production.

It was eh...

O_P_T 02-23-2016 06:58 PM

This is pretty good.

Hat tip to Jerry Thorton


Baron Samedi 02-25-2016 07:38 AM






benhamean 02-26-2016 10:07 AM

Some closed captioning from last night's GOP debate...

http://media.salon.com/2016/02/gopdebate.jpg

benhamean 02-29-2016 12:56 PM

The reality of the GOP primary is more humorous than any joke right now.

They are making dick jokes about each other, seriously.

Baron Samedi 02-29-2016 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by benhamean (Post 2331398)
The reality of the GOP primary is more humorous than any joke right now.

They are making dick jokes about each other, seriously.

At least 25% of the country will be voting for president on the basis of sexual organs this year.

Dick jokes are totally relevant in 2016.

bideau 03-01-2016 07:59 AM


Mark_Henderson 03-01-2016 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bideau (Post 2331539)

This is a comedy show, but what he's saying is devastating. If Trump's opponents had done a better job of hitting him with a lot of this early on, he wouldn't have gained so much momentum. WTF did Jeb Bush spend $120 million on?


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