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mgoblue101415 02-01-2007 03:06 PM

OT: Okay, am I the only one?
 
Question for the ladies around here. Or guys, I suppose, if you wear them...

When you're getting dressed in the morning, still pretty much half asleep, do you ever have problems with putting V-strings on the right way the first time?

Even with the fricken tag.... Trying to get them facing the right way... With as little fabric and the damn thin stips on the side.... I was having major problems this morning. Every time I thought I had it, I went to put them on and then realized it was the wrong way again.


Am I the only one that has this problem????

mikiemo83 02-01-2007 03:11 PM

sorry I only am experienced in removal of said object - wish I could help more

**edit** oh and I could explain the finer points of placing money in to but I am sure that is not what you are looking for

cka203 02-01-2007 03:13 PM

v-strings? :shrug:

mikiemo83 02-01-2007 03:15 PM

http://www.ssb6.net/users/20279/dsp_im000039.jpg

mine are a little bigger than those shown

JD10367 02-01-2007 03:15 PM

TTIUWP. As usual.

If they look like what I think they look like, I'm thinking it should become very apparent that you have them on backwards, given that the buttcrack string would be in front. You'd certainly realize it when you pulled the waistband up tight! eeek

tehrick67 02-01-2007 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by JD10367 on 02-01-2007 at 03:15 PM
TTIUWP. As usual.

If they look like what I think they look like, I'm thinking it should become very apparent that you have them on backwards, given that the buttcrack string would be in front. You'd certainly realize it when you pulled the waistband up tight! eeek

Maybe they should come with directions:confused:

mgoblue101415 02-01-2007 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by JD10367 on 02-01-2007 at 02:15 PM
TTIUWP. As usual.

If they look like what I think they look like, I'm thinking it should become very apparent that you have them on backwards, given that the buttcrack string would be in front. You'd certainly realize it when you pulled the waistband up tight! eeek

The problem is... There's so little fabric in front, and a little bit at the top of the string and then it's all string... If you're holding it in your hand it's two pieces of fabric attached by "string".

It's not as simple as it woud seem. :Lecture:

Especially when you first wake up. :rolleyes:

O.Z.O. 02-01-2007 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by mgoblue101415 on 02-01-2007 at 03:18 PM
The problem is... There's so little fabric in front, and a little bit at the top of the string and then it's all string... If you're holding it in your hand it's two pieces of fabric attached by "string".

It's not as simple as it woud seem. :Lecture:

Especially when you first wake up. :rolleyes:

Just go commando.>)

mikiemo83 02-01-2007 03:23 PM

JD, remember that the lovely miss MGO is a petite little flower while we are more along the lines of a Windmill - thus the amount of material needed to encompass her Ass is much more limited than ours -add in the fact it is only a patch of material front and back and I can agree with her issue

I suggest a simple cloth marker stroke across the front inner band to end the dispute

or you could sew a name tag on the back but something tells me the tag may be bigger than the area it is to be attached to

RoadGrader 02-01-2007 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by mgoblue101415 on 02-01-2007 at 03:18 PM
The problem is... There's so little fabric in front, and a little bit at the top of the string and then it's all string... If you're holding it in your hand it's two pieces of fabric attached by "string".

It's not as simple as it woud seem. :Lecture:

Especially when you first wake up. :rolleyes:

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mgoblue101415 02-01-2007 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by Peytonsux on 02-01-2007 at 02:22 PM
Just go commando.>)

Until V-strings became readily available, there were some pants I had that I had to go commando, otherwise walk around with some major panty lines :eek:

The only problem is... Well, the ladies would understand... It's really not practical. You occasionally end up, um, "soiling" your pants. And that's never a good thing, especially when you're out.

tehrick67 02-01-2007 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mgoblue101415 on 02-01-2007 at 03:26 PM
Until V-strings became readily available, there were some pants I had that I had to go commando, otherwise walk around with some major panty lines :eek:

The only problem is... Well, the ladies would understand... It's really not practical. You occasionally end up, um, "soiling" your pants. And that's never a good thing, especially when you're out.

How absorbent are those strings??

JD10367 02-01-2007 03:29 PM

If you were a Jets fan, you could simply go by the "yellow in front, brown in back" rule. ROFL

mgoblue101415 02-01-2007 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by Therick67 on 02-01-2007 at 02:28 PM
How absorbent are those strings??
There isn't a string.... There is a small bit of fabric, usually, at the... The string doesn't start until it starts to go up the....

Well, you get the idea.

sonsofkraftybob 02-01-2007 03:32 PM

We need pix of the problem. I expect them 1st thing tom. morning.


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