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Hawg73 12-11-2002 07:57 PM

Official PatriotsPlanet Girlie Pic Thread
 
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Since our previous girlie thread was deleted in the great newsgroup purge, I am now (after being chastised by FallingAlice) officially starting one. Not sure of the rules but I believe it means no nudity and.....ummmmm.....thats about it as far as I know.

And to start things off heres a pic of Letitia Casta from Victoria's Secret and modeling fame.:thumb:

Hawg73 12-11-2002 09:55 PM

Clearly. Yours wasn't bad either although it is giant. I personally would like to see a little more skin, but think you were just trying to have a little fun and screw up my girlie thread. Tit for tat, Clarice. So to speak.

Tiger_69 12-11-2002 10:33 PM

Due to lack of enthusiasm for searching, I'll go with the reason I believe Brady choked for a few games....

http://community.webshots.com/image1...7sBKmZU_ph.jpg

Hawg73 12-11-2002 10:57 PM

Lordy, Tiger. She is really hot, but Brady actually was dating her at he beginning of the season when he was playing great. As I understand it, she dumped him concurrent with his worst stretch of the season. I'm not saying that was the reason but......the last time I got dumped by a hollywood starlet it took me a good three weeks to get my mojo back. Guys like Tom and I understand.
>:)

pookie 12-11-2002 11:02 PM

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Surely Alice was not pleased that I got this photo of her when she was least expecting it!!!!!! Note the grrrrrr look on her face! :thumb:

Hawg, I hear you regarding getting dumped by the Hollywood model, starlet types. When Anna Kournikova broke up with me I ended my hockey career and took up cricket!

Tiger_69 12-11-2002 11:26 PM

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pookie 12-11-2002 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tiger_69
Due to lack of enthusiasm for searching, I'll go with the reason I believe Brady choked for a few games....


I am not seeing any of your pics Tiger. There all showing up as little {x} jpegs .... regardless of what they are. Am I the only one? I think I may be....

Tiger_69 12-12-2002 12:05 AM

that happens to me occasionally pook. If go out and come back you should see it. If not, I'll e-mail it to you tomorrow or just go to webshots.com and do a Tara Reid search....or any other search for that matter.

pookie 12-12-2002 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by FallingAlice
She has my butt, though.



Ummmmmm... Alice, what are you doing for the next 20 years???? hehehehe

o:-)

pookie 12-12-2002 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by FallingAlice
No, seriously, pook.....

That truly IS my butt. The woman stole it. She left me with nothing.

B*tch.

:banghead:

Well, lemme tell ya Hawg, my bretheren.... That's a fine a$$ you got there! I gotta get me one of them.



:hump: Is this not a funny emoticon or what????

Hawg73 12-12-2002 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pookie
Well, lemme tell ya Hawg, my bretheren.... That's a fine a$$ you got there! I gotta get me one of them.



:hump: Is this not a funny emoticon or what????

Pookie,

I'm a little confused buddy. :confused: I thought we were talking about Alice's ass, not mine. Am I missing something or are you talking about my girl Letitia, who is as fine as can be but has the mental capacity of a Sea Lion.

You're scaring me Pook! :eek:

That humping emoticon is great. Second only to pukin' Eason.

pookie 12-12-2002 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by Hawg73
Pookie,

I'm a little confused buddy. :confused: I thought we were talking about Alice's ass, not mine. Am I missing something or are you talking about my girl Letitia, who is as fine as can be but has the mental capacity of a Sea Lion.

You're scaring me Pook! :eek:

That humping emoticon is great. Second only to pukin' Eason.

Big humongous duhhhhhhhhh on my part. I didn't even glance at the fact that Alice posted the "That truly IS my butt" piece and for some bizarre reason thought it was you bustin' aggots Hawg.... I'm sure that your rear end is wonderful too... :Eason:, but I'll stick with Alice's type if you don't mind. My mistake.

Here's the pic o' the day.... this one straight from Dallas....

pookie 12-13-2002 08:38 PM

Today's babe of the day
 
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Hawg73 12-13-2002 09:02 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by pookie
Big humongous duhhhhhhhhh on my part. I didn't even glance at the fact that Alice posted the "That truly IS my butt" piece and for some bizarre reason thought it was you bustin' aggots Hawg.... I'm sure that your rear end is wonderful too... :Eason:, but I'll stick with Alice's type if you don't mind. My mistake.

Here's the pic o' the day.... this one straight from Dallas....

Pookie,

Listen, I think you are one of the best Patriot fans on the planet and I respect you and like you. But.....I have to admit that I am a little worried about you. First, this and then you let yourself get your tail waxed by JohnnyReb on Pats.com. I'm shaking my head here but that picture went part way to restoring my faith. To show you I'm not really upset and cheer you up after Johnny flamed you (allright it was just a little bit), I found for you a picture that combines the best attributes of sport and femininity and helps restore faith in the sexual orientation of the LPGA.

pookie 12-14-2002 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hawg73
Pookie,


Buddy!!! What is that act that she is performing on that phalic thing-a-ma-jig????? Boing! As for JR..... I know and you know what that punk is made of.... I chose to ignore his "waxing" somewhat and I enjoy the fact that Bruschi would move JR's silly post to never-never land. You, as my big toe, my mentor, my young uncle wouldn't protect a bro with a stupid name such as mine?

Next up....Batman! Have you seen the banter? He's maaaaaddd at me! Good.

pookie 12-14-2002 01:56 AM

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Originally posted by Hawg73
Pookie,


The more I look at your pic Hawg, the more I realize that it is THE best pic posted in the 'girly' thread yet! Holy macaroni, how could you post such a sexually explicit pic? Hehehehe.....I love this board!

BTW... Nice Santa Hannah photo!!

pookie 12-15-2002 01:58 AM

Pic of the Day
 
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pookie 12-17-2002 09:53 PM

Consolation for a tough Pats loss
 
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Babe of the day........

12-17-2002 11:09 PM

Naughty Santa
 
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A Christmas Wish

pookie 12-18-2002 09:31 AM

Nice Holiday touch NR, with the ho, ho, ho!

12-18-2002 07:06 PM

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by FallingAlice [/i]
[B]You know, if she weren't wearing those bizarre 5-inch stilleto heels, I think she would officially have "Dwarf" status. [/B][/QUOTE]


Dwarf? What do you mean? She's just the right size. Are you referring to her two breasts, mostly white meat...? I have always been more of a leg man. Don't get me wrong, ample breasts are nice accouterments but not a requirement. Commenting on the girlie thread seems catty... You don't see me commenting on the men in the beefsteak thread. I am not jealous of Pookie/Bean at all. :)

I think it is [I]my[/I] fantasy here Alice.... I agree about the glass slippers though, kind of tacky.

Hawg73 12-18-2002 09:36 PM

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I don't really wish this to look like I'm making fun of anybody. I can't win, but here goes nothing: In honor of FallingAlice's question about womens pro football I give you some of the members of the New England Storm, who I just learned are the "sister" team to the New England Patriots. How 'bout that?

pookie 12-18-2002 09:42 PM

Babe of the Day
 
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Hawg73 12-19-2002 06:45 PM

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In honor of the release of The Two Towers, Lord of the Rings part II this week, I am posting a pic of my new favorite movie fantasy chick, the amazingly hot Liv Tyler. She plays an elf named Arwen and looks mighty fine in them pointy ears, although I couldn't find a picture of her sporting them. This one will have to do for now.

For those of you interested in the movie itself (I loved the book and part I - seen it about 5 times) check out this review from a site I was tipped off to from a chiefsplanet post. I will be checking this place for reviews in the future as it seems like a great place.

http://www.chud.com/reviews/tttsjr.php3

12-19-2002 08:41 PM

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by FallingAlice [/i]
[B]As far as taste in Elfin women, Hawg, you beat NoRespect hands down....

NoRespect,

Rattling my cage again, are we? Honestly! I'm all alone here. If Peg or Carolyn or any other FEMALE poster (or at least a gay man) would post some male hottie who wasn't suffering from a run-away penis or multiple facial wounds, then I might not be so critical.

By the way, the blonde on the very end of the NE Storm picture is kind of cute. [/B][/QUOTE]

Elfin women, give me a break. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a woman in a g-string and a Santa hat on short notice at this time of year? Besides, I think she's cute. I will say that Liv Tyler is adorable.

I think the blonde in the storm photo is the attorney from Vt that I saw interviewed. She is the shortest one on the team (In keeping with the elfin theme.) The brunette in the rear has potential as well (that could be taken the wrong way....) As for the picture as a whole, I must as Hawg so wisely did, plead the fifth. In a word -- footware.

Where are the women of Patriots.com? I can't believe that more people don't prefer this site to that one. Every time I visit it is just one flame war after another. It is getting really hard to take.

You are on your own with the beefcake thread unless Pookie decides to champion the cause. I wouldn't hold your breath waiting for the football queens to show up. As for rattling your cage, I haven't even begun...

Hawg73 12-19-2002 09:51 PM

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Originally posted by NoRespect
Every time I visit it is just one flame war after another. It is getting really hard to take.
Oh really NR?, Why I have absolutely no idea what you could be referring to. Thank god I gave all that nasty stuff up some time ago. :fire:

Hawg73 12-19-2002 09:57 PM

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Originally posted by FallingAlice
Soooo much to say and such little time.

As far as taste in Elfin women, Hawg, you beat NoRespect hands down. Besides that, I understand that Liv Tyler acted on box in a trench the entire time. They were going to call it Scott of the Antarctic and the Three Rings, but decided against it in the end.


Alice, I read it three times and I have to admit that I don't quite understand your references here, but normally get you just fine. Did you always make sure to wear a helmet at all times while patrolling the crease or am I a little slow on the uptake?

pookie 12-19-2002 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoRespect

Where are the women of Patriots.com? I can't believe that more people don't prefer this site to that one. Every time I visit it is just one flame war after another. It is getting really hard to take.


C'mon NR...All of us over on Patriots.com are one great big happy family............... like Roseanne Connor's family!!

I don't have any idea why the girls over here are not posting here.... even the young'ens like Star and Shades18 and countless others. They would love the features over here.



Alice,
I'm sorry that you had to see my picture that way in the beefcake thread with my runaway thng-a-ma-jig. NR told me he'd never let that pic get out!
:Eason:

pookie 12-19-2002 10:35 PM

Almost forgot......
 
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Babe of the Day....

pookie 12-19-2002 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hawg73
I am posting a pic of my new favorite movie fantasy chick, the amazingly hot Liv Tyler.
Wow! How did I miss that post Uncle Hawg????!! Liv is now a full fledged woman! I haven't seen a picture of her in a dog's age. She aint no little teeny bopper anymore (see Armageddon)!

12-19-2002 11:42 PM

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Hawg73 [/i]
[B]Oh really NR?, Why I have absolutely no idea what you could be referring to. Thank god I gave all that nasty stuff up some time ago. :fire: [/B][/QUOTE]

Well of course I wasn't talking about you Hawg. I know that you would never engage in such silly behavior.

You weren't by chance referring to that little pitched battle you were having with mike0402ohno? The one that went on for about 40 posts and made War and Peace look like a quick read? To your credit I think you scored a coup by getting him to actually discuss football for the first time in history. Of course most of his answers still credit the QB with all that is evil and good but that is a subject for another day.

When I challenged Batman to talk about something other than Brady's performance he transferred his attacks from Brady to...Ken Walter? The old adage is true: "Offense wins games but punting wins championships." Have you ever seen two punters listed under "key matchups"?

Honestly I think I have just about had it with that board. It has been taken over by idiots and trolls. There was a time when I enjoyed trolling for largemouth just like the next guy. (Then I met a man on my porch handing out leaflets who changed my life.... :) ) I can't handle the brain damage. I am stepping aside for awhile. Let some of the others get some playing time.

Phobia 12-20-2002 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoRespect
The brunette in the rear has potential as well
I'd take the brunette in the rear, too.

pookie 12-20-2002 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phobia
I'd take the brunette in the rear, too.
Wow! Maybe she's not that kind of girl.....

12-20-2002 12:14 PM

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Phobia [/i]
[B]I'd take the brunette in the rear, too. [/B][/QUOTE]

I'm ambivalent (notice I did not say that I could go either way.) Brunette in the rear or the blonde on the end. Given my druthers I usually prefer brunettes but I am nothing if not accommodating. I was of course talking about taking her to dinner and a movie. What were you talking about?

Hawg73 12-20-2002 08:55 PM

Ya know after 14 weeks you start getting footballed out...
 
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......but the girly thread is interesting 365 a year.

Here is another one of my all-time favorites the incredible Nikki Cox. Forget the twins, she looks fine as triplets. I figure if Pookie is going to keep posting blondes I need to balance things out a little to keep the Girly thread democratic. Yeah, that's it.

Hawg73 12-20-2002 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Pookie & NoRespect --

Pookie -- as far as your runaway thingamajig goes, have you thought of getting an agent?

And thats the way a porn career starts. Pookie is tucking himself in after using the men's room in a club. A man in a loud checked jacket notices Skippy the dancing pickle and asks him if he'd like to make a few bucks. Next thing you know Pookie is starring in
The Man Eating Sorority Sisters of Delta Chi and it's all asses and elbows.

Regarding your disappointment at the lack of participation (particularly the great Pats chicks from that site, not a jerk in the bunch) from Pats.com (sorry NEM, I mean Patriots .com). I still think that everyone will end up here. It has just been a slow process and I think the great newsgroup purge may have hurt a little.

Pookie and I have been discussing the bad seed factor on that board and both NR and he have about had it. I have a few friends that are on hiatus like DropKickMurphy and It's Good that are posters par excellence that are too busy to get on right now but are thoroughly impressed and they will eventually be here on a regular basis.

I paraphrased a famous quote to Pook: "I have seen the future of Patriot message boards, and it's name is PatriotPlanet." Extra points for anyone that can come up with the original reference.

You have done a great job bringing this site into fruition. I am so impressed with Austin/Kyle that I can't even find the words. Don't worry Alice they'll come eventually and some of them might even be chicks so you don't have to deal with us all by your lonesome (not that you don't handle things just fine).

12-20-2002 10:47 PM

I still have made a choice
 
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by FallingAlice [/i]
[B]Hockey Chicks are JUST as cute as Soccer Chicks.

Mia Hamm my @ss! [/B][/QUOTE]


Hmmmm. Cammi is actually quite hot, although that photo does not do her justice. In the age-old debate of Hockey chicks vs. soccer chicks -- I will choose freewill.

Hockey chicks are hot in a tough and scrappy way. Soccer chicks are wholesome and so aerodynamic.

And please do not slight Mia.

12-20-2002 11:21 PM

Re: Ya know after 14 weeks you start getting footballed out...
 
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Hawg73 [/i]
[B]......but the girly thread is interesting 365 a year....I figure if Pookie is going to keep posting blondes I need to balance things out a little to keep the Girly thread democratic. Yeah, that's it. [/B][/QUOTE]

That is just scary. I almost posted something to that effect. Why is it that this thread just feels like home. (the womb?) I never want to leave.

I think I have identified Pookie's tendencies when it comes to women. He insists on passenger side airbags and he doesn't care if the carpets match the drapes.

I will band with you in the fight to ensure that women of all hair color receive equal representation. Remember the decision in the pivotal case of Brown v. the Board of Education. (Not to be confused with Blonde v. the Board of Education.)

pookie 12-21-2002 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Pookie -- as far as your runaway thingamajig goes, have you thought of getting an agent?

As my wife and many others have said before... You can't stop Pookie, you can only hope to contain him....

Eeek..

pookie 12-21-2002 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Oh, and for you NoRespect...a hockeychick brunette. :D
Ok...Sexist comment coming...

Laurie Baker would do just fine!! Yummy.

pookie 12-24-2002 02:52 PM

Babe of the Day
 
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pookie 12-24-2002 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by FallingAlice
Pookie --


How much time each day do you spend surfing the web for these babes?

What IS it with men and blondes?


1) No time at all... They all come off of one web page. rock103.com.

2) Blondes take our minds off of the pain and agony of 2 losses in a row.

pookie 12-24-2002 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Pookie --


How much time each day do you spend surfing the web for these babes?

What IS it with men and blondes?


1) No time at all... They all come off of one web page. rock103.com.

2) Blondes take our minds off of the pain and agony of 2 losses in a row.

Hawg73 12-26-2002 09:58 PM

I'm overdue
 
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I had a football post today, it's time for a refreshing break.
Here's a nice pic of Lelee Sobieski. Haven't heard of her? You will.

pookie 12-26-2002 10:43 PM

Re: I'm overdue
 
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Originally posted by Hawg73
Here's a nice pic of Lelee Sobieski. Haven't heard of her? You will.
Nice Hawg! What a great set of.......... eyes.

Who is Lelee Sobieski anyway?

Here's my babe o' the day.

Hawg73 12-27-2002 03:36 PM

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Pook,

SHE'S A BRUNETTE!!! Oh my god, you are unpredictable and can't even be contained . Lelee is a chick who had a bit role as a jailbait type hooker in Eyes Wide Shut and starred in the mini-series Joan Of Arc. What a babe, and she can actually act. I meant to grab a different pic of her and can't seem to edit it so what the hell, here is another.

12-27-2002 04:25 PM

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Hawg73 [/i]
[B]SHE'S A BRUNETTE!!! Oh my god, you are unpredictable and can't even be [I]contained[/I][/B][/QUOTE]

Welcome to the Dark Side Pookie. :thumb:

pookie 12-27-2002 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by NoRespect
Welcome to the Dark Side Pookie. :thumb:
I'd like to thank you all for showing me the light....er, or is it the dark?!?!?

pookie 12-27-2002 08:20 PM

I give you all....
 
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...the Brunette of the Day!

pookie 12-28-2002 10:34 PM

Staying with the brunette theme....
 
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Hawg73 12-31-2002 04:55 PM

And yet another brunette......
 
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I just ran across this one and felt she was worthy of pumping new life into the Girlie thread. May it never die.

Can torn jeans look any better?

pookie 12-31-2002 06:38 PM

She should get rid of those rags for cryin' out loud.....onto my bedroom floor, that is!

pookie 12-31-2002 06:47 PM

My, what a itty bitty swim suit
 
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If only her Mom could see her in this thread....

Hawg73 01-02-2003 09:27 PM

Re: My, what a itty bitty swim suit
 
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Originally posted by pookie
If only her Mom could see her in this thread....
It's official Pook, you like the slutty looking ones. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

pookie 01-03-2003 11:39 AM

Slutty????!!!! I think that she is a fine specimen of a warm blooded, wholesome American young lady! Sheesh!

01-04-2003 06:22 PM

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[B]Well, she is clean shaven. I'll give her that.[/B][/QUOTE]

I am glad to see she flosses.

Hawg73 01-05-2003 09:25 AM

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Ok, Enough skimpy two piece bathing suits with thongs and postage stamp sized coverups. Time for a couple of sensible one piecers. Here are three very funny and pretty hot chicks from Saturday Night Live.

pookie 01-05-2003 10:58 AM

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Originally posted by Hawg73
Ok, MORE skimpy two piece bathing suits with thongs and postage stamp sized coverups.
What's that Hawg? MORE skimpy thongs and borderline rated PG-13 pictures for the girly thread? Your wish is my command.

Hawg73 01-05-2003 01:07 PM

Pook,

Very nice, she is too fine.

I can't really make out the previous pic by Alice. I'm happy to see I'm not the only one to have problems making my attatchments come out correctly. It must be that ol' Schadenfreude. Could it be Barbara Eden? She was hot but I had a thing for Gladys Kravitz (don't tell anyone).

01-05-2003 01:09 PM

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Hawg73 [/i]
[B]Ok, Enough skimpy two piece bathing suits with thongs and postage stamp sized coverups. Time for a couple of sensible one piecers. Here are three very funny and pretty hot chicks from Saturday Night Live.[/B][/QUOTE]

Pookie:

I'm a little worried about Hawg. Sensible swimwear? More coverage? Saturday Night Live chicks??? Who's he trying to fool anyway?

Anyway, it appears that the fate of the free world once again is in our capable hands Pook. And I QUOTE:

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by MoreThong73 [/i]
[B]Stop Making Sense! It's a waste of fabric. People are starving in Africa.[/B][/QUOTE]

Hawg73 01-05-2003 05:18 PM

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Pookie:

I'm a little worried about Hawg. Sensible swimwear? More coverage? Saturday Night Live chicks??? Who's he trying to fool anyway?

Anyway, it appears that the fate of the free world once again is in our capable hands Pook. And I QUOTE:

I love a challenge. You know how to push my buttons don't you? Well, how do you like them apples?

Hawg73 01-05-2003 05:20 PM

And one for good measure
 
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I am a little surprised that nobody has posted a pic of the world's most athletic model. For our own Texan ex-patriot Pookie here's a shot of Anna cowgirl style.

How 'BOUT them cowgirls?

01-05-2003 06:15 PM

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Hawg73 [/i]
[B]I love a challenge. You know how to push my buttons don't you? Well, how do you like them apples? [/B][/QUOTE]


He's going to be alright Pook. Them apples is just fine. Another one plucked from the brink of sensibility.

pookie 01-05-2003 08:55 PM

Re: And one for good measure
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hawg73
I am a little surprised that nobody has posted a pic of the world's most athletic model. For our own Texan ex-patriot Pookie here's a shot of Anna cowgirl style.

How 'BOUT them cowgirls?

Oy vey!! I gotta have that! I'm such a slut! I'm really beginning to think that I'm truly a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

You're going to be just fine Hawg! We're glad to see you got over your Saturday Night Fever! Uh-oh, have I opened up a new can of worms????

Hawg73 01-06-2003 05:32 PM

This will probably get me in hot water...
 
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Here is a photo of Britney Spears proving that she has matured as an entertainer and musician and would never resort to cheap and sleazy tactics to get attention for herself.

pookie 01-06-2003 05:45 PM

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Brittany....yummmmmm!!!!

Hey, we almost forgot another very sexy female athlete....Gabby!

Hawg73 01-06-2003 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by pookie
Brittany....yummmmmm!!!!

Hey, we almost forgot another very sexy female athlete....Gabby!

Pook,

You probably just scored major points with Alice for featuring a chick that is a real world-class athlete. I, on the other hand, am probably close to getting kicked out of here for that Britney shot.

:p

pookie 01-06-2003 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hawg73
Pook,

You probably just scored major points with Alice for featuring a chick that is a real world-class athlete. I, on the other hand, am probably close to getting kicked out of here for that Britney shot.

:p

Hehehe... Ya, but you'll be Ok Hawg, you'd never get the boot. You could sell ice cubes to the eskimos for Pete's sake.

pookie 01-06-2003 10:55 PM

One more really nice athlete.....
 
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Isn't she pretty though? And swings a mean 3-Wood!! Natalie Gulbis - LPGA

spinaltap 01-07-2003 10:13 AM

i don't know who this kid is alice. all i know is that i never saw anything like that at a pats game! wish i did, it would make the inflated ticket prices a little easier to swallow.

spinaltap 01-07-2003 11:41 AM

alice, were you getting complaints from other people or just trying to keep it clean? i do feel honored to be the first one to get reprimanded for a post. i hope you don't think that i was being sexist or anything of that ilk. keep up the good work alice, i need a good woman to keep me in line. :)

spinaltap 01-07-2003 01:43 PM

how can i get an untucked t-shirt?

i did not know the FCC had it's eye on this sight. even if they do, what kind of regulatory rights do they have over the internet?

01-07-2003 02:21 PM

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by FallingAlice [/i]
[B]You're right on Gabby Reece, but -- SURPRISE -- wrong on the Brittany Spears thing.

I can't help but admire a young woman half my age who has managed to turn herself into a millionaire/world celebrity.

(Oh and I'm not sure, but I think down at the bottom of the Kournikova picture, it appears that a penis-shaped object is sticking out from the bottom of the frame. Coincidence? I think not.) [/B][/QUOTE]

I want to say that I am offended by the obvious and spurious attempts by Hawg and Pookie to court your favor. Have they no decency? This is after all the girlie thread and it must remain above all about the objectification of women. I remain true to the cause and will not sacrifice my integrity simply to win brownie points with the moderator. Gentlemen, I suggest you re-examine your priorities.

That said, here is another picture of Britney. What's that you say Alice? You admire Britney? Well it would appear that I have killed two birds with just the one stone....


p.s. -- As for the phallic object, I guess we know where your mind is Alice. All of the other railings in the background do have a similar appearance...or maybe it WAS just put there to appeal to the prurient FEMALE mind.

01-07-2003 02:22 PM

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pookie 01-07-2003 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by NoRespect
I want to say that I am offended by the obvious and spurious attempts by Hawg and Pookie to court your favor. Have they no decency? This is after all the girlie thread and it must remain above all about the objectification of women. I remain true to the cause and will not sacrifice my integrity simply to win brownie points with the moderator. Gentlemen, I suggest you re-examine your priorities.

Now wait just one second there young man! I happen to truly believe that the young and upcoming Natalie Gulbis is one of the hottest chix in golf and Gabby Reese..... c'mon, what guy wouldn't want to set her at the net for a slam???? :hump: Huh?

01-07-2003 07:53 PM

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by FallingAlice [/i]
[B]I don't know, Shurkis. He looks distraught and traumatized to me.

Yeah, that's it. Distraught and traumatized.

Funny, but none of you guys ever mentioned getting flashed by a female fan in the Pats Posters tell all thread.

Maybe we can find this kid, Shurkis, and request a first-person account of his experience. [/B][/QUOTE]


I am distraught and traumatized. I missed the first act of official censorship. Some kids have all the luck.

So, tried to slip one past our Alice huh Shurkis? Nice try but you are going to have to be quicker than that. Alice is a goaltender and she is tough to beat stick side. Next time you want to slip a little nudity in you need to get some bodies in front of the net. The book on her is that she can be beaten high to the glove hand but I haven't tested it out myself.

Hey I am curious. We have been so well behaved (and blissfully free from trolls) that no one has even attempted to post obscenities. Does this site have any ****ing filters?

Hawg73 01-07-2003 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by NoRespect
IHey I am curious. We have been so well behaved (and blissfully free from trolls) that no one has even attempted to post obscenities. Does this site have any ****ing filters?
I was thinking the same thing about the trolls. Here we are just having fun and talking about football and whatever and getting used to the idea that this is the way it is going to be. I wonder if this place pops up when you do a general search on the Patriots in Google?

I would be perfectly content if we never saw a troll in here but THAT will never happen.

p.s. I was lucky enough to see the pic that Shurkis posted and it was pretty funny, but I knew (sadly) that it had to go.

Hawg73 01-07-2003 09:16 PM

All this talk is nice but.....
 
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There is a song on the soundtrack of the remake of Oceans 11 that is a remix of an obscure Elvis Presley tune and the refrain is:

"A little less conversation and a lot more action" and that is a nice sentiment from the King.

So since I have been accused of being a shameless suckball to curry favor from Alice (untrue, there is some shame involved) and also of recent wussified behavior, I have decided to push the envelope a little and show a pic of my favorite 'lil cheerleader. I thought at first that there might have been a hint of nipple showing but I put the pic under an electron microscope and studied the pixelation detail and have decided it is only a shadow.

pookie 01-07-2003 11:17 PM

Hey Hawg and NR!!!
 
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Here's one more in our age range, but most likely out of our league! Please note that the areolas are indeed covered by at least a sheer covering, thus meeting the patriotsplanet girly pic guidelines. What say ye fellow old men?

01-07-2003 11:29 PM

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by FallingAlice [/i]
[B]Well, well, if it isn't NoRespect, agent provocateur.

So, we meet again, NoRespect.

...in my opinion, Hawg and Pookie have shown excellent judgment with their transparent attempt to curry favor. Kissing butt is a crucial survival technique. [/B][/QUOTE]


And so we do Alice, and so we do.

If you want sucking up, then it is shameless sucking up that you shall have. That curry could use a little salt.

As for the impression that I was hoping to discredit the fair Britney, not at all. I was merely hoping to point out the irony of being able to hold her up as an icon of the female sex object while already having your approval on the subject. Currying and otherwise seasoning your favor while promoting my cause at the same time...did it work? Hmmmm.

And I agree, the Avengers was such a cool series and Emma Peel was very sexy. Often imitated but never duplicated. From that woman on The Pretender series, James Bond, Austin Powers and possibly even Get Smart. Secret Agent Man?

That's not a gun [I]baby[/I], THIS is a gun.

01-07-2003 11:34 PM

Re: Hey Hawg and NR!!!
 
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by pookie [/i]
[B]Here's one more in our age range, but most likely out of our league! Please note that the areolas are indeed covered by at least a sheer covering, thus meeting the patriotsplanet girly pic guidelines. What say ye fellow old men? [/B][/QUOTE]


You both are doing the lord's work.

pookie 01-08-2003 04:55 PM

Re: Re: Re: Hey Hawg and NR!!!
 
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Originally posted by FallingAlice

I gotta talk to AustinChief about this. There has to be some switch he can put on it that changes the default.

There's gotta be a better way Alice.

Austin 01-08-2003 09:13 PM

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Originally posted by FallingAlice
I gotta talk to AustinChief about this. There has to be some switch he can put on it that changes the default.
You should be able to click on the EDIT button on the "offending" POST and then look for a checkbox at the top that says DELETE... check that box than hit the DELETE button to the right... I think...

Go ahead and test it with my next post.

--Kyle

Austin 01-08-2003 09:14 PM

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Here is my blatantly offensive post to be deleted....

pookie 01-08-2003 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by Austin
Here is my blatantly offensive post to be deleted....
Bwwwwwaaaahahahahahahaha... That's hilarious!

01-08-2003 09:42 PM

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Austin [/i]
[B]Here is my blatantly offensive post to be deleted.... [/B][/QUOTE]


ROFL

Hawg73 01-08-2003 09:51 PM

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That IS funny. Please keep Austin's post on here and delete mine instead. Is this offensive enough?

Austin 01-08-2003 09:59 PM

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ok here is another that violates the rules...

a COMPLETELY EXPOSED TIT

(actually this is the Parus Major.. otherwise known as the Great Tit!)

pookie 01-08-2003 09:59 PM

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Originally posted by Hawg73
That IS funny. Please keep Austin's post on here and delete mine instead. Is this offensive enough?
Yep! That sure is offensive alright! Matter of fact, it's downright disturbing and I'm afraid to go to sleep tonight in fear that I'll dream of that beauty sitting on my head Hawg!

Austin 01-08-2003 10:17 PM

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ok.. this is it.. my last attempt at stretching the envelope.... a stunning shot of TITS and ASS!

01-08-2003 10:21 PM

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Hawg73 [/i]
[B]That IS funny. Please keep Austin's post on here and delete mine instead. Is this offensive enough? [/B][/QUOTE]

We have a winner. Thanks Hawg -- rest assured your sacrifice has not gone unnoticed.

Austin, thanks for showing us that great tit! Truly magnificent. Are you an ornithologist?

Hawg73 01-08-2003 10:22 PM

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I won't let Austin outdo me with his dang offensive pics!!! Just cause you're a genius don't mean diddly to me!!!

Right back at you, Chiefboy with three sets of totally exposed NIPPLES!!!!:D

Damn, I just saw the tits and ass pic, I am quitting!!! You win. DRAT!!!!

pookie 01-09-2003 09:43 AM

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Oh, g*d. Boys will be boys.

Alright, alright. I hate to be a shrew (not to be compared with a tit).

I kept the cartoon. I kept the tit. I kept the tits and ass. I kept the fat lady with love on her mind. (Some men like that you know.) I kept the fully exposed nipples.

I'm willing to turn a blind eye to a lot.

But KOURNIKOVA WENT!!!! :harumph:

A new official rule of the PatsPlanet Girlie Pic thread is NO KOURNIKOVA pictures.

Honestly, Hawg, can't you find some other blond trollop? There are a world of them out there. Or even a different tennis-player babe? Hingis and Sabatini are actually better looking than Kournikova, anyway, they're brunette's and they can ACTUALLY play the game.

But I have a question, Austin...can't anyone just go ahead and delete any post by clicking on "Edit" and then going to delete? I've edited my own posts this way before. And obviously, I can do it to other posters. But can a regular poster just go in and delete other's posts using this method?

No, Alice.... We can only edit or delete our own posts, while you being the cyber-equivalent of the bionic woman can nuke all of us with your admin rights.

I am afraid, however, that I shall now search high and low for any and all Anna Kourikova pictures and put them in this place, as she is one of the hottest chickies going right now. I hope you've got that "delete" finger in good shape.

spinaltap 01-09-2003 10:35 AM

Sorry Alice, I went for a little bit of humor during the work day. Some chick flashing her boobs at a browns game should not be offensive to anybody. Can I please re-post it? I don't think enough people saw that one.

spinaltap 01-09-2003 10:58 AM

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a little bit of tyra anyone?

spinaltap 01-09-2003 12:46 PM

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i couldn't resist this one. borderline perhaps? who the hell cares.......holy S**T!

pookie 01-09-2003 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by shurkis
i couldn't resist this one. borderline perhaps? who the hell cares.......holy S**T!
Borderline??? No way man! That came outta SI and one can purchase SI at the local 7-11 and it doesn't have to have a special plastic wrapper on it, so it's PG-13 all the Shurk!

Pssst, Shurkis.... Find pics of Anna Kournikova.

spinaltap 01-09-2003 01:54 PM

I'll be looking for the Kournikova pictures soon enough. I just can't help but admire those wonderful swimsuits that SI advertises on a yearly basis. But answer me this: Do you think you'll ever see someone wearing a bathing suit like the one above at Hampton beach? Or any beach for that matter. Actually, Europeans really like to show their goods and I'm sure they've sold a few suits of that nature over there.

spinaltap 01-09-2003 01:56 PM

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I know this isn't really a girlie pic. Someone sent this to me recently with the caption: "How men ruin a romantic evening".

spinaltap 01-09-2003 02:26 PM

the thought of obese, unshaven, smelt eating russian women makes me a little queezy.


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