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RoadGrader 06-21-2007 12:50 PM

THE OFFICIAL: N00bs ~~ Jump In The Water's Fine Here Thread
 
Summer's Officially here today and Your Planet Needs You N00bs..........

Time to stop lurking and jump right into the cool, refreshing waters of PatriotsPlanet by making your introductory posts here, I mean what the hell are you waiting for?

Nothing much is going on with Training Camp not open yet, no Planet regulars are having (or admitting to having) any affairs they want to talk about -- WE NEED SOME FRESH INPUT, Dammit

Be the 1st on your block to jump in -- we won't bite (at least not hard enough to leave any of those incriminating marks The Authorities like to find)

Especially any of you shy, retiring women out there who have been dying for more excitement in your lives -- why not rip those nasty, restricting clothes off your bad selves, jump into the cool pool we have here and make those fine [Mod edit for content] of yours stand out prominently, your [Mod edit for content] uplifted in proud testament of the fact that your outer beauty is simply a facade hiding your inner beauty yearning to be free

Soccer moms welcome --- Rugby chicks too, maybe (if you're hetero -- [know what I'm talkin'?] )

I can promise you all (even you guys) a hale and hearty welcome here, unless you prove to deserve otherwise

Maybe even The Clown that runs this joint will make this thread a Sticky (whether you N00bs turn it into one anyway with a hawt 1st post) if he's not too busy juggling his balls back there wherever he is

the thread is now yours

HelenaHandbsket 06-21-2007 12:53 PM

B00bies?

http://pancho.cahlander.com/website/...ed%20Booby.jpg

Major A$$hole* 06-21-2007 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HelenaHandbsket on 06-21-2007 at 01:53 PM
B00bies?

http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/1422/...ance_edit2.jpg

drool

(P - shoulder) 06-21-2007 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HelenaHandbsket on 06-21-2007 at 10:53 AM
B00bies?

http://pancho.cahlander.com/website/...ed%20Booby.jpg

Those boobies sure look perky!

Hemi_1 06-21-2007 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HelenaHandbsket on 06-21-2007 at 01:53 PM
B00bies?

http://pancho.cahlander.com/website/...ed%20Booby.jpg


NICE. :thumb:

Baron Samedi 06-21-2007 01:00 PM

Hey, this thread is for Noobs, you boobs!!!

babalu87 06-21-2007 01:04 PM

Why isnt THIS the "logo" on Sox Planet???

http://www.galapagosonline.com/Islan...Tower/red1.jpg

(P - shoulder) 06-21-2007 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by babalu87 on 06-21-2007 at 11:04 AM
Why isnt THIS the "logo" on Sox Planet???

http://www.galapagosonline.com/Islan...Tower/red1.jpg

Well, bless my soul, a red socked boobie. I didn't know such a thing existed, I thought they only came in the blue footed variety.

MEPATNUT 06-21-2007 01:49 PM

It might be a good idea for a thread to be stickied on the main forum welcoming new posters or lurkers. It would be a good first step.

They could "sign in" say something about themselves and be welcomed by the regular posters ( except RG).

Something to ponder.

Undertaker #59* 06-21-2007 01:56 PM

Okay we'll try it, but I am going to unsticky a few threads too.

New users, have trouble just jumping in? Use this thread to introduce yourself.

SamBam39 06-21-2007 02:30 PM

Nudes are nice. I agree we should be more welcoming to memberless member Nudes. Make them feel at home and comfortable here. {whisper...whisper}

What....nOObs!!!??? Oh that is an entirely different subject. Never mind!:o

southcarolina 06-21-2007 11:50 PM

I like my n00bs grilled with some mustard based barbeque sauce.


Heeeeeeeeeere n00bie n00bie n00bie

patsfan31 06-22-2007 07:59 AM

Ya I got something to say!!!

My wife is a teacher and obviously is off for the Summa.....

So she just calls and tells me she invited over two of her Milf friends and they will be drinking beer in the pool all day!!

And oh ya she wanted to know how to light my little baby (my polished, stainless steel man grill)...

It is one thing to call and tell me that all three will be parading around scantily dressed, probably having sun tanned oiled wrestling matches in the pool. But to call and ask how to use my flame thrower two thousand. That just tickles my ball bag... (not in the good way)

Any way Happy Summa everyone : :toast: :toast:

(although now that I think of it, when I do arrive home I could arrive to three drunk horny women) :hump: :Ohbaby: blowup

bideau 06-22-2007 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by patsfan31 on 06-22-2007 at 08:59 AM
Ya I got something to say!!!

My wife is a teacher and obviously is off for the Summa.....

So she just calls and tells me she invited over two of her Milf friends and they will be drinking beer in the pool all day!!

And oh ya she wanted to know hot to light my little baby (my polished, stainless steel man grill)...

It is one thing to call and tell me that all three will be parading around scantily dressed, probably having sun tanned oiled wrestling matches in the pool. But to call and ask how to use my flame thrower two thousand. That just tickles my ball bag... (not in the good way)

Any way Happy Summa everyone : :toast: :toast:

(although now that I think of it, when I do arrive home I could arrive to three drunk horny women) :hump: :Ohbaby: blowup

Gee, thanks for that visual :mad: Now I won't get any work done for the rest of the day.

If you don't find a reason to go home early, then you are truly sick.

mikiemo83 06-22-2007 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bideau on 06-22-2007 at 09:11 AM
Gee, thanks for that visual :mad: Now I won't get any work done for the rest of the day.

If you don't find a reason to go home early, then you are truly sick.

I have a reason - picts for the planet members - both membered and memberedless


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