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HarpoonIPA 07-17-2012 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by tehrick67 (Post 1902619)
I let the answering machine get it, it was about 9:55:coffee:

My father was telling me his neighbor who is in her 80's couldn't get back to sleep last night because of the description of him and not saying why they were looking for him. She was scared shitless, which I have no idea why.

tehrick67 07-17-2012 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by HarpoonIPA (Post 1902626)
My father was telling me his neighbor who is in her 80's couldn't get back to sleep last night because of the description of him and not saying why they were looking for him. She was scared shitless, which I have no idea why.

Don't tell her, but lots of strange people are lurking the streets everyday and she's not getting phone calls about them:coffee:

HarpoonIPA 07-17-2012 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by tehrick67 (Post 1902628)
Don't tell her, but lots of strange people are lurking the streets everyday and she's not getting phone calls about them:coffee:

I told him to tell her, that he is wanted for killing 18 senior citizen in there 80's. He didn't find that funny :coffee:

TBrownslady 07-17-2012 11:33 AM

Was this on your house phone? We don't have one and no calls on the cell phone.

HarpoonIPA 07-17-2012 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by TBrownslady (Post 1902636)
Was this on your house phone? We don't have one and no calls on the cell phone.

House phone on my end

tehrick67 07-17-2012 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by HarpoonIPA (Post 1902635)
I told him to tell her, that he is wanted for killing 18 senior citizen in there 80's. He didn't find that funny :coffee:

I think it's funny:shrug: old people need a better sense of humor, like RG:coffee:

HarpoonIPA 07-17-2012 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by tehrick67 (Post 1902641)
I think it's funny:shrug: old people need a better sense of humor, like RG:coffee:

Speaking of, I miss good old RG and BoR can we have Emergency Communications make calls on them?

Claremonster 07-17-2012 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by HarpoonIPA (Post 1902647)
Speaking of, I miss good old RG and BoR can we have Emergency Communications make calls on them?

Just leave a trap that consists of a bunch of bananas, vitamin water, and nipple lotion, in a bucket hat like an Easter basket... You'll have RG in no time. :coffee:

HarpoonIPA 07-17-2012 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Claremonster (Post 1902649)
Just leave a trap that consists of a bunch of bananas, vitamin water, and nipple lotion, in a bucket hat like an Easter basket... You'll have RG in no time. :coffee:

Any particular brand of nipple lotion?

Coltsfan2theend 07-17-2012 11:59 AM

Going to talk to my dad about moving into his house today, he mentioned it last Wednesday. It would be 1/2 the distance to work, so 1/2 the fuel. It would also take the amount I pay in rent from 390 to 150 at most a month. I think my plan to propose to Sarah would happen in October if I can next month. Since my room mate is staying in the apartment, as long as I am paid up on rent, chances are I can get out of my part of the lease as soon as this month. Plus if the worst case scernio happens in December and he is not available to live there, at least I am there to take care of it.

Coltsfan2theend 07-17-2012 02:50 PM

The final word is with my room mates parents, if they say it is okay, I am moving in with my dad at the end of this month.

mikiemo83 07-17-2012 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Claremonster (Post 1902355)

This just popped into my head!!

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away

imapig 07-17-2012 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by mikiemo83 (Post 1902886)
This just popped into my head!!

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away

Awe how romantic...wuv:coffee:

taltos 07-18-2012 09:52 AM

The original Sit on my Face:http://<iframe width="560" height="3...reen></iframe> Enjoy along with this other little gem:
http://<iframe width="420" height="3...reen></iframe> :Fart:

3 Point Stan 07-18-2012 10:53 AM

So I guess Octomom has a porn video coming out soon.

Yeah... so there's that I guess.


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