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imapig 07-12-2012 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by TBrownslady (Post 1901201)
hush pig










:p

OK :coffee:

Pyxis 07-12-2012 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by TBrownslady (Post 1901197)
You smart lady you! :) I didn't think of that I was going to continue picking through it

Yep. Just give away or throw away what you don't want. :)
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Pyxis 07-12-2012 01:52 PM

ABC premiered Good Afternoon American this week. It blows. Just like all the rest of these stupid shows, everyone talks over each other and laugh at shit that isn't funny. :shake:
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Beaglebay 07-12-2012 03:12 PM

Our cornucopia of pointless posts has reached 1000 pages. Positively pissah, Planet Peeps :toast:

Claremonster 07-12-2012 03:20 PM

Stupid boss. He won't let me change my outgoing phone message to "Thank you for calling *etc*. I'm currently unavailable. Please leave a message, and I will call you back in the order in which I like you. Some of you may not receive a return phone call. Ever"

Something about "not professional enough" or some such bullshit. Sigh. :sulk:

Claremonster 07-12-2012 11:46 PM

So, I'm trying to learn some Hawaiian song, "Puamana" on the Uke, but I don't speak Hawaiian. Luckily, I noticed it rhymes almost with "Hoochie Mama" so I can still sing while I'm playing. :coffee:

PumpDee 07-13-2012 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Claremonster (Post 1901466)
So, I'm trying to learn some Hawaiian song, "Puamana" on the Uke, but I don't speak Hawaiian. Luckily, I noticed it rhymes almost with "Hoochie Mama" so I can still sing while I'm playing. :coffee:



Working your way up to "Stairway"? :coffee:

Claremonster 07-13-2012 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by PumpDee (Post 1901485)
Working your way up to "Stairway"? :coffee:

Hell no. Next is some Slayer tune. Although, learning Stairway would be handy just to annoy guitar store dudes with the uke. :coffee:

Beaglebay 07-13-2012 06:56 AM

Freebird!

PumpDee 07-13-2012 07:03 AM

How about the National Anthem? Like Hendrix at Woodstock????

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Claremonster 07-13-2012 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by PumpDee (Post 1901492)
How about the National Anthem? Like Hendrix at Woodstock????

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Nah. I'll probably go for some Frank Zappa tunes

mikiemo83 07-13-2012 09:20 AM

wow one more to 15000 post in this thread

Coltsfan2theend 07-13-2012 09:22 AM

Yeah

Claremonster 07-16-2012 01:23 PM

One of the Most Detested Sex Acts Is Good for Women

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There's a lot of chatter over the age old sex debate, to spit or swallow, but when it comes to decisions, this is an easy one. If you love your partner and can muster up enough strength to take one for the team, take one for the team. Not only do guys love it when women swallow -- something about the whole completion thing -- but there are actually measurable benefits to swallowing, too.

1. Semen can boost your mood. Sure, this study had to do with intercourse, but if the hormones in semen, mainly testosterone and estrogen, make women happy when they screw, why wouldn't they make women happy when they swallow? Going on that theory, swallowing can make you happier. So next time the kids are screaming for SpongeBob, think about the benefits of another type of bob. The head bob.

2. Semen does a body good, pass it on. That's right, semen may be a cure for sore throats and diabetes! The next time you eat too much sugar and worry about your insulin levels, balance it out with a little semen (and, of course, talk to your doctor). If you lose your voice shouting at the kids for fighting, protect your throat with semen. These are only some of the possible medical benefits for semen. I can only imagine what else science will uncover about swallowing. Perhaps it's the cure for world hunger?

3. Semen can taste good. Like French fries or fruit, it all depends on what he eats. When you're looking for a filling snack, why not a little love juice? It's high in protein and only 20 calories per teaspoon. And when he eats celery, cranberries, watermelon, and drinks pineapple juice, he'll taste even juicer.

4. And for those who can't get themselves to swallow, fear not. You should feel good knowing that a little semen on your face may do wonders for your skin. According to The Sexual Teachings of the White Tigress, semen facials are good for you. And in her memoir, I'm Wild Again, even Helen Gurley Brown recommends the semen facial: "Spread semen over your face, [it's] probably full of protein as sperm can eventually become babies. Makes a fine mask — and he'll be pleased."

mikiemo83 07-16-2012 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Claremonster (Post 1902355)

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