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bideau 10-08-2008 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babalu87 (Post 930997)
Gone for a few weeks after the Superbowl, nobody cared
:sulk:

SLOW ride through the mid-west at 70

Alot of people went missing after the Super Bowl.

We've got our stops planned. We leave Friday evening and will get into Missoula late Monday. I'll likely be watching the Pats/Chargers game in Rapid City, SD. Most of the route is I-90. We'll just keep making progress and will get there eventually.

Fortunately, the wife and I fly back (leaving the car with the daughter).

babalu87 10-08-2008 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Claremonster (Post 931031)
I don't think that's the case anymore. Else, I wouldn't keep getting pulled over in Montana on the interstate doing 90...


Thats just the MAN discriminating against you

Claremonster 10-08-2008 10:33 AM

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From December 8, 1995 to May 28, 1999 Montana's daytime automobile speed limits were "reasonable and prudent", according to interpretation by Highway Patrol officers. Fines were increased and motorists were advised to drive carefully according to existing weather and road conditions. American speed enthusiasts were delighted and the state's Interstate highways got a reputation as the Montanabahn. Congress was not amused, and neither were many Montana residents. With a little help in potential Federal funding restrictions, speed limits were restored. Montana's maximum speed limit is now 75 MPH on the Interstates

:coffee:

babalu87 10-08-2008 10:36 AM

:lame:

Damn beat me, I was reading the article

Damn me for reading on teh internetz

No speed limit
On March 10, 1996,[72] a Montana patrolman issued a speeding ticket to a driver traveling at 85 mph (140 km/h) on a stretch of State Highway 200. The 50 year-old driver was operating a 1996 Camaro with fewer than 10,000 miles (16,000 km) on the odometer. Although the officer gave no opinion as to what would have been a reasonable speed, the driver was convicted. The driver appealed to the Montana Supreme Court. The Court reversed the conviction in case No. 97-486 on December 23, 1998; it held that a law requiring drivers to drive at a non-numerical "reasonable and proper" speed "is so vague that it violates the Due Process Clause ... of the Montana Constitution".

Effective May 28, 1999, as a result of that decision, the Montana Legislature established a posted speed limit of 75 mph. Official Montana Department of Transportation site


Nanny State

Where the mammy nuns?

SteelerFan87 10-08-2008 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by bideau (Post 930990)
I'll have my speed controls sitting in the passenger seat and the back seat. Both women in my life start shrieking about the time I hit 75.

75?? That's SLOW!

If I'm not going at least 80 on the highway on my way to and from school, I'm pissed off because there's probably some slow asshole in front of me.

babalu87 10-08-2008 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteelerFan87 (Post 931081)
75?? That's SLOW!

If I'm not going at least 80 on the highway on my way to and from school, I'm pissed off because there's probably some slow asshole in front of me.


Yeah, thats what she said too

http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/0/200..._163202600.jpg

No.1jag 10-08-2008 12:06 PM

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Is this considered statuetory rape?

Claremonster 10-08-2008 12:15 PM

I have a picture of me from Montana, urinating on Gen. Custer's memorial somewhere. :rolleyes:

JD10367 10-08-2008 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by no1jag (Post 931247)
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Is this considered statuetory rape?

Hell, no! Most married guys deal with about the same level of activity in response to their mountings. ROFL

JD10367 10-08-2008 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Claremonster (Post 931277)
I have a picture of me from Montana, urinating on Gen. Custer's memorial somewhere. :rolleyes:

Boy, you're betting an AWFUL lot on the hope that God ISN'T an old white guy, aren't you... ROFL

Claremonster 10-08-2008 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 931284)
Boy, you're betting an AWFUL lot on the hope that God ISN'T an old white guy, aren't you... ROFL

He isn't, so it's all good. :thumb:


http://i16.tinypic.com/2qmnbbq.jpg

JD10367 11-03-2008 10:52 AM

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

On Halloween, the first Trader Joe's in Rhode Island opened on Route 2 in Warwick.

Halle-#$^&in-lujah!! :bow: :clap: woohoo :thumb:

easycome_easygo 11-03-2008 11:26 AM

Something really effin' sucks. Can you figure it out? I will give you a hint...


Damnit, Bobby!

Pyxis 11-03-2008 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by VYF (Post 960895)
Something really effin' sucks. Can you figure it out? I will give you a hint...


Damnit, Bobby!


Something from King of the Hill?:shrug:

mikiemo83 11-03-2008 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VYF (Post 960895)
Something really effin' sucks. Can you figure it out? I will give you a hint...


Damnit, Bobby!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyxis (Post 961028)
Something from King of the Hill?:shrug:

no much worse, Bobby Brady is taking his hall monitor act as seriously as teh mods here take a SF87 post

Annihilus 11-03-2008 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by VYF (Post 960895)
Something really effin' sucks. Can you figure it out? I will give you a hint...


Damnit, Bobby!

Teh Cancelled.

:(

PatrietteAz 11-03-2008 12:31 PM

My orchid plant is blooming and I am stunned cause I killed two others before that people brought when they cam to dinner. They ae SOO gorgeous!

PatrietteAz 11-03-2008 12:31 PM

Also..what yardage does that penatly about covering up the center on FG attempts carry? 5 Yards?

easycome_easygo 11-03-2008 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Annihilus (Post 961046)
Teh Cancelled.

:(

Teh suck.

PatrietteAz 11-03-2008 04:57 PM

SO, I am reading Patriot Reign while getting my hair colored and read the passage about how the then TE from Seattle ,Christian Fauria witnessed us coming out as a team in 2001. He called his FIL RIGHT after that who he had placed a bet with against the pats and said this :

"You've already won!.." Then he talked to himself..

"This is what football is all about. It's the biggest spectacle in sports and you give up your individual right to be noticed? THe pinnacle of your career and you share it with some slapdick who is never going to see the field?..It's commendable It's it's..man I've got goosebumps."

Silly woman there is no crying in football especially in the middle of a friggin salon! :)

TBrownslady 11-03-2008 05:00 PM

My little 15 year old cousin just said to me "don't forget children....always use a condom"

Whaaaaaaaaat? LOL I then proceed to tell her thanks mom remember I am not 15 and she says well I'll be 16 in a month! LOL Oh right that makes it better! That lil sh*t

DarrylStingley 11-04-2008 07:52 AM

I moved three blocks and live in another town, and forgot to re-register.

Does that mean I can't vote?

I assume the answer is yes.

Tool = me.

mikiemo83 11-04-2008 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by DarrylStingley (Post 961850)
I moved three blocks and live in another town, and forgot to re-register.

Does that mean I can't vote?

I assume the answer is yes.

Tool = me.

call ACORN and ask them to help..tell them you need a ride to vote :D

babalu87 11-04-2008 08:08 AM

I found a place that has hops at a decent price. $24/pound isnt too tough to take considering a batch of the wifeys favorite IPA east up about 6 or 7 ounces.

I just dont know whether to order 3 or 4 pounds................?

PatrietteAz 11-04-2008 09:41 AM

I am sooo proud of my kids. We sat in the jacuzzi last night discussing EVERYTHING from politics to comforming to society to football ALL under a surprise meteor shower in a sky so clear you could see the Milky Way. THAT is what life is about y'all!!

bideau 11-04-2008 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by PatrietteAz (Post 962067)
I am sooo proud of my kids. We sat in the jacuzzi last night discussing EVERYTHING from politics to comforming to society to football ALL under a surprise meteor shower in a sky so clear you could see the Milky Way. THAT is what life is about y'all!!

I miss those family chats. They're rare for us these days with the kids now living in NYC and Missoula. Both will be home for the Christmas holiday so we'll have a few days of that. We're so looking forward to it.

mikiemo83 11-04-2008 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by bideau (Post 962071)
I miss those family chats. They're rare for us these days with the kids now living in NYC and Missoula. Both will be home for the Christmas holiday so we'll have a few days of that. We're so looking forward to it.

bid have you thought about video streaming to talk to the kids...I have a friend who does it with family in Poland and as a joke even took the lap top out on his boat to take them for a ride...it is amazing and a great way to make that phone call more personal

PatrietteAz 11-04-2008 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by bideau (Post 962071)
I miss those family chats. They're rare for us these days with the kids now living in NYC and Missoula. Both will be home for the Christmas holiday so we'll have a few days of that. We're so looking forward to it.

I hear that bideau..I am treasuring the moments knowing how fast they too will be scattered around living their lives. Heck Conner gets his license in a few weeks and even then I won't get to see him much at all.

PatsFanLisa 11-04-2008 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by bideau (Post 962071)
I miss those family chats. They're rare for us these days with the kids now living in NYC and Missoula. Both will be home for the Christmas holiday so we'll have a few days of that. We're so looking forward to it.

Buy everyone webcams for Christmas, Bid. My daughter and I use it all the time, even though she's local and can just drive over here in a half hour.

bideau 11-04-2008 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by mikiemo83 (Post 962075)
bid have you thought about video streaming to talk to the kids...I have a friend who does it with family in Poland and as a joke even took the lap top out on his boat to take them for a ride...it is amazing and a great way to make that phone call more personal

We're connected with our daughter. We video chat a couple of times per week. Our son has said he'll go get a webcam (we got ours for under $30) and hook it up. The software (and call) is free. And we can do conference calling.

We'll probably take the laptop and webcam to my sister's for Thanksgiving and let the family see and talk to her (she can't come home for Thanksgiving).

mikiemo83 11-04-2008 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by bideau (Post 962084)
We'll probably take the laptop and webcam to my sister's for Thanksgiving and let the family see and talk to her (she can't come home for Thanksgiving).

that will be an emotional call

it is cool, much better than just the voice when you can see the face


send her a package she can only open while you watch

bideau 11-04-2008 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by mikiemo83 (Post 962092)
that will be an emotional call

it is cool, much better than just the voice when you can see the face


send her a package she can only open while you watch

She won't be alone. Her "not my boyfriend" is flying there to spend the weekend with her. :coffee:

mikiemo83 11-04-2008 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by bideau (Post 962094)
She won't be alone. Her "not my boyfriend" is flying there to spend the weekend with her. :coffee:

well that is nice of him to do....seeing as he is not her boyfriend and all :huh:

bideau 11-04-2008 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by mikiemo83 (Post 962096)
well that is nice of him to do....seeing as he is not her boyfriend and all :huh:

We're the parents and we're double :huh: :huh: with a :shrug: thrown in.

Whatever......She's almost 24. It's none of my business.

babalu87 11-04-2008 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by bideau (Post 962094)
She won't be alone. Her "not my boyfriend" is flying there to spend the weekend with her. :coffee:


ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Thats high-sterical

Lets see, my little girl is 3 going on 13............ oh, I'm soooo looking forward to her growing up :banghead:

Major A$$hole* 11-04-2008 10:18 AM

Morgan Webb is teh hawt!

Pics taken out out of respect to PAZ's sensibilities!

PatrietteAz 11-04-2008 10:19 AM

UM can we put that in the right thread please?

Claremonster 11-04-2008 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by PatrietteAz (Post 962136)
UM can we put that in the right thread please?

Why? I think it was totally random. :huh:






:p

PatrietteAz 11-04-2008 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Claremonster (Post 962142)
Why? I think it was totally random. :huh:






:p

Yeah but there is a RATHER FULL thread for just such outbursts.:) Whatevah no biggie.

babalu87 11-04-2008 10:34 AM

She'd be hot if she ordered a few sandwiches, ribs with corn bread and collard greens NOT bathing suits

Claremonster 11-04-2008 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by PatrietteAz (Post 962160)
Whatevah no biggie.

Well, that's not entirely true after those pics :fire:

PatrietteAz 11-04-2008 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Claremonster (Post 962166)
Well, that's not entirely true after those pics :fire:

>)

easycome_easygo 11-04-2008 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by babalu87 (Post 962164)
She'd be hot if she ordered a few sandwiches, ribs with corn bread and collard greens NOT bathing suits

It's all about food and beer with you. ROFL

Major A$$hole* 11-04-2008 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by PatrietteAz (Post 962136)
UM can we put that in the right thread please?

:confused:
Why is it in the wrong thread???
I had a random thought about Morgan being hot. I didn't think it warranted its own thread so I posted it here.

PatrietteAz 11-04-2008 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Major A$$hole* (Post 962231)
:confused:
Why is it in the wrong thread???
I had a random thought about Morgan being hot. I didn't think it warranted its own thread so I posted it here.

Because there is an entire years long thread for this. It's no biggie but just as you likely don't want to see our posts of half naked hot men..I could live without those pics too. :) :shrug:

Major A$$hole* 11-04-2008 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by PatrietteAz (Post 962235)
Because there is an entire years long thread for this. It's no biggie but just as you likely don't want to see our posts of half naked hot men..I could live without those pics too. :) :shrug:

I really don't care. I have yet to read any of the posts on this thread that don't relate to Morgan Webb, who is teh hwatness by the way and plays videogames.
So as far as I know this thread is filled with pictures of half nekid men.:shrug:

PatrietteAz 11-04-2008 11:15 AM

WOW. WHy did I come back to this place again? Oh wait that's right you really don't CARE what another user here respectfully asked you. Thanks for being a royal DOUCHE and welcome to IGGY. Don't bother to respond. I won't see it and I am sure no one else here CARES either.

Major A$$hole* 11-04-2008 11:15 AM

Olivia Munn by the way hott too. Not as hot as Morgan but not bad either.
I'll refrain from posting her pics. Just google her.

Major A$$hole* 11-04-2008 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PatrietteAz (Post 962260)
WOW. WHy did I come back to this place again? Oh wait that's right you really don't CARE what another user here respectfully asked you. Thanks for being a royal DOUCHE and welcome to IGGY. Don't bother to respond. I won't see it and I am sure no one else here CARES either.

I said I really don't care if you post pics of half nekid men.
But if you want to read it any other way knock yourself out!
Oh noezz! I'm on Paz's Iggy!:***:

Claremonster 11-04-2008 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Major A$$hole* (Post 962264)
Olivia Munn by the way hott too. Not as hot as Morgan but not bad either.
I'll refrain from posting her pics. Just ogle her.

Ok :D

PatrietteAz 11-04-2008 11:48 AM

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Major A$$hole* 11-04-2008 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by PatrietteAz (Post 962387)
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</P>My works IT filters block that picture. You might want to try another one.

Oh wait! You can't read this message because I'm on your Iggy. Awwww! Too bad!:(

PatrietteAz 11-04-2008 11:51 AM

I miss Frank...

Major A$$hole* 11-04-2008 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by PatrietteAz (Post 962400)
I miss Frank...

Yeah! Me too!














Who is Frank???:confused:

Claremonster 11-04-2008 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Major A$$hole* (Post 962406)
Yeah! Me too!














Who is Frank???:confused:


Zappa.

PatrietteAz 11-04-2008 11:55 AM

Clare do you know that song? If not you gotta listen to it.:)

Major A$$hole* 11-04-2008 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Claremonster (Post 962409)
Zappa.

This guy?
http://webplaza.pt.lu/~eich/Frank_Zappa.jpg

Claremonster 11-04-2008 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by PatrietteAz (Post 962415)
Clare do you know that song? If not you gotta listen to it.:)

Oh yeah, I listened for a few seconds and immediately recognized it :thumb:

PatrietteAz 11-04-2008 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Claremonster (Post 962419)
Oh yeah, I listened for a few seconds and immediately recognized it :thumb:

One of the best lines from the song "You sniffed the wreaking butts of angels and acted like it was cocaine"

ROFL Terry bozio goes nuts at the end but the cut it off on that version.

Claremonster 11-04-2008 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by PatrietteAz (Post 962426)
One of the best lines from the song "You sniffed the wreaking butts of angels and acted like it was cocaine"

ROFL Terry bozio goes nuts at the end but the cut it off on that version.



I dig me some Zappa ROFL

easycome_easygo 11-05-2008 11:23 AM

Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?

ron1625 11-05-2008 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by VYF (Post 964064)
Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?

Pizza hut?

easycome_easygo 11-05-2008 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by ron1625 (Post 964067)
Pizza hut?

Speaking of pizza, I got some from the mellow mushroom last night and I want to re-heat it in the oven because pizza warmed up in the microwave is nasty. What temperature do I set the oven for and how long do I keep it in the oven?

ron1625 11-05-2008 11:32 AM

depends how frazzled you want it, wouldn't leave in too long or all it will dry it out too much.:shrug:

http://www.chicagopizzaclub.com/2008...eat-pizza.html

easycome_easygo 11-05-2008 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ron1625 (Post 964078)
depends how frazzled you want it, wouldn't leave in too long or all it will dry it out too much.:shrug:

My friend told me to sprinkle some water on it before I put it in the oven so it won't dry out. The same person also told me a long time ago that aliens landed on my roof and that is why I hear strange noises in my attic. :shrug:
Absolutely made no sense but I believed him for a second. Not.

ron1625 11-05-2008 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by VYF (Post 964098)
My friend told me to sprinkle some water on it before I put it in the oven so it won't dry out. The same person also told me a long time ago that aliens landed on my roof and that is why I hear strange noises in my attic. :shrug:
Absolutely made no sense but I believed him for a second. Not.

need to watch out for them aliens in the attic ROFL

easycome_easygo 11-05-2008 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ron1625 (Post 964100)
need to watch out for them aliens in the attic ROFL

He said they want to have alien babies with me. ROFL

He :high: a lot btw.

ron1625 11-05-2008 11:46 AM

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ron1625 11-05-2008 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by VYF (Post 964106)
He said they want to have alien babies with me. ROFL

.

ROFLROFL

easycome_easygo 11-05-2008 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by ron1625 (Post 964109)
Aliens or???

LOL I'm not afraid of rats. I worked in a pet store when I was in high school. I had to grab rats by their tails and give them to customers. Not one of my favorite jobs but it was fun playing with all the other cute animals... minus the snakes. :)

ron1625 11-05-2008 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by VYF (Post 964122)
LOL I'm not afraid of rats. I worked in a pet store when I was in high school. I had to grab rats by their tails and give them to customers. Not one of my favorite jobs but it was fun playing with all the other cute animals... minus the snakes. :)

snakes in the Attic...mmm...could be a title for a movie?

easycome_easygo 11-05-2008 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ron1625 (Post 964133)
snakes in the Attic...mmm...could be a title for a movie?


LOL I cringe when I see pictures of snakes. I don't do well when it comes to snakes. My friend played a mean joke on me a few years ago. He left a fake snake in my car and then one on my front porch. That ay hole! :cuss: I'm still mad at him for doing that. I don't think I ever recovered emotionally from that.

ron1625 11-05-2008 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by VYF (Post 964148)
LOL I cringe when I see pictures of snakes. I don't do well when it comes to snakes. My friend played a mean joke on me a few years ago. He left a fake snake in my car and then one on my front porch. That ay hole! :cuss: I'm still mad at him for doing that. I don't think I ever recovered emotionally from that.

would comment but....ROFL

easycome_easygo 11-05-2008 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ron1625 (Post 964158)
would comment but....ROFL

Oh I can imagine what you're thinking. Yes, no comment. ROFL

SteelerFan87 11-05-2008 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by VYF (Post 964072)
Speaking of pizza, I got some from the mellow mushroom last night and I want to re-heat it in the oven because pizza warmed up in the microwave is nasty.

That is so true! Pizza reheated in the microwave is an abomination!

ron1625 11-05-2008 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SteelerFan87 (Post 964396)
That is so true! Pizza reheated in the microwave is an abomination!

try the method on the link,sounds like it might work, and yes microwaves make the whole thing into a gooey mess!

ThreeFeather 11-05-2008 03:46 PM

In Mel Brooks' 'Silent Movie,' mime Marcel Marceau is the only person who has a speaking role.

Claremonster 11-05-2008 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by VYF (Post 964064)
Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?

Detroit.

DarrylStingley 11-11-2008 07:25 AM

I've figured out why the Celts are starting off poorly in each game this season.

They're missing the James Posey Man Hugs.

Are any of you good at hugging very tall men?

imapig 11-11-2008 07:32 AM

:dbanana:I won $2 on a scratch today...

RoadGrader 11-11-2008 08:52 AM

not actually having paid close attention and with this random question just having popped up in my squash, I would have to say it's been approximately 239 days, 2 hours, 53 minutes since I last awoke with sweet morning wood if anyone out there is remotely interested

mikiemo83 11-11-2008 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by RoadGrader (Post 970695)
not actually having paid close attention and with this random question just having popped up in my squash, I would have to say it's been approximately 239 days, 2 hours, 53 minutes since I last awoke with sweet morning wood if anyone out there is remotely interested

Sex in the Dark



There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard,"

She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"



The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

" I 'll explain the toy . . You explain the kids."

imapig 11-11-2008 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by mikiemo83 (Post 970703)
Sex in the Dark



There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard,"

She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"



The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

" I 'll explain the toy . . You explain the kids."

:blink:ROFL

tommysgirl 11-11-2008 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarrylStingley (Post 970640)
I've figured out why the Celts are starting off poorly in each game this season.

They're missing the James Posey Man Hugs.

Are any of you good at hugging very tall men?

:wave::wave:

ThreeFeather 11-11-2008 07:48 PM

If you don’t like your city’s chicken regulations, then try and change them!

JD10367 11-19-2008 07:35 AM

Why does Tropicana orange juice taste so much better than other companies' orange juice?

imapig 11-19-2008 08:15 AM

Simply orange is real good.

Muse 11-19-2008 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by imapig (Post 979510)
Simply orange is real good.

i use it for everything, and the fun part is i can get it at the dollar store so i tend to stock up on 3-4 bottles.

:thumb:

DarrylStingley 11-19-2008 12:09 PM

Cassel's been very good, but let's not forget that he's got Moss and Welker to throw to, and Gaffney, who is damn good, is the third WR. He's got the best RB pass catcher in the NFL in Faulk. He's got a good to decent TE. He's got a line who is giving him time. And he's in a system that broke records last year.

How will Cassel look when he graduates to a less gaudy offense?

DarrylStingley 11-19-2008 12:11 PM

Good trade for the Sox. Great relievers are hard to find. Ramirez could be that. Crisp was a luxury.

DarrylStingley 11-19-2008 12:12 PM

Hard, pointy nipples are key. Everything else falls away on the importance meter when it comes to tits.

Then again, nearly all tits are good, so let's not lose persepctive here.

DarrylStingley 11-21-2008 08:00 AM

I wonder if the Pistons have managed to remove the three foot acorn the Celtics shoved up their collective asses last night and then twisted until there was a lot of blood.

I'm saying "no, it's still up there and the blood is flowing like a menstruating nun."

Mercy.

DarrylStingley 11-21-2008 08:01 AM

Don't mind me, I'll keep posting here.

PatsFanLisa 11-21-2008 08:07 AM

DS, you're on a roll this morning. Do you need some Xanax?

DarrylStingley 11-21-2008 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PatsFanLisa (Post 981762)
DS, you're on a roll this morning. Do you need some Xanax?

Nah, I'm just getting my ya yas out.

mikiemo83 11-21-2008 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarrylStingley (Post 981757)
I wonder if the Pistons have managed to remove the three foot acorn the Celtics shoved up their collective asses last night and then twisted until there was a lot of blood.

I'm saying "no, it's still up there and the blood is flowing like a menstruating nun."

Mercy.

I just hope the Acorn get Antonio McDyess to reconcider and sign with the Celtics


oh and we have a Celtics Planet subforum at Sox Planet

http://www.soxplanet.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6460

:D

DarrylStingley 11-21-2008 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by mikiemo83 (Post 981793)
I just hope the Acorn get Antonio McDyess to reconcider and sign with the Celtics


oh and we have a Celtics Planet subforum at Sox Planet

http://www.soxplanet.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6460

:D

Economically, there's no shot of McDyess coming to the Cs given what Detroit will pay him and what the Celts can pay him. It would have been nice, but it's not going to happen. And yeah, I'd love to be wrong.

Mikie, I know you shout out to Sox Planet once in a while and that's your perogative, but I seriously doubt that I'll ever post there given the lack of traffic. I'm a huge 3PS fan, but there's only one Planet for me.

mikiemo83 11-21-2008 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by DarrylStingley (Post 981797)
Economically, there's no shot of McDyess coming to the Cs given what Detroit will pay him and what the Celts can pay him. It would have been nice, but it's not going to happen. And yeah, I'd love to be wrong.

he was to make $6.8 million this year with Detroit, he has not won a NBA title and has made close to $100,000,000 in his career, I think if the Pitons continue to flounder and the Celtics excel the monetary difference will not be that great when you factor in Detroit will not win with Iverson on the team.

Oh and did you know that Billups was one of his best friends, that Billups, Peirce and Garnett are pals?


I hope the need for the ring is greater than the need for cash and look at the 100,000,000 made to date as reason for money to play a small factor.

DarrylStingley 11-21-2008 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikiemo83 (Post 981822)
he was to make $6.8 million this year with Detroit, he has not won a NBA title and has made close to $100,000,000 in his career, I think if the Pitons continue to flounder and the Celtics excel the monetary difference will not be that great when you factor in Detroit will not win with Iverson on the team.

Oh and did you know that Billups was one of his best friends, that Billups, Peirce and Garnett are pals?


I hope the need for the ring is greater than the need for cash and look at the 100,000,000 made to date as reason for money to play a small factor.

I think that the Pistons can pay him around that number and the Celts less than $3 mm.

And I think that answers the question, sadly.

I'd play for the ring under those circumstances, but most pro athletes aren't wired that way, it seems.


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