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B A Rabbit
01-12-2005, 08:01 PM
Manning Discouraged to Find His Horoscope Reads: “Choke Versus Patriots Again”

Hot on the heels of his dominating performance in a blowout playoff victory over the Broncos, Peyton Manning was discouraged to open the paper on Monday morning and find out his horoscope for the week read: “Choke versus the Patriots again.”

“I’m not a superstitious guy, and I rarely read my horoscope,” said Manning. “But I just happened to flip by it while I was eating breakfast. And I was shocked to see what it said. I didn’t know they ever got that personal.”

The weekly horoscope for Manning, an Aries born on March 24th, read in full: “Your old demons will pop up this week and you will fail to win the big game. The sheer scope of your failure as you choke versus the Patriots again will shock even your biggest detractors. Stay close to your family for support, especially your daddy.”

sportspickle (http://www.sportspickle.com/features/volume4/2005-0112-manning.html)