Mr. Gore....we need to talk

[no1jag]

Please freaking explain to me how in the hell FL is in a deep f***ing freeze for the past week and possibly having snow as far south as Tampa this Saturday. We've been having lows in the freaking 20's all week and haven't rose above 55 since Monday.

This sh!t is not funny it's freaking cold!!!!!!

There is a chance the winter of 2010 will not stop at record cold and frequent freezes along the Gulf Coast. AccuWeather.com meteorologists are pondering the possibility of more snow for the Sunshine State this weekend.

http://sirocco.accuweather.com/iwxpage/adc/popup/iws6_430.jpg

http://www.accuweather.com/news-story.asp?article=6

:Lecture:Yeah and before all you chowdahs in New England say suck it up. Repeat after me "no1jag lives in f***ing Florida not Mass.!!! ROFL

[babalu87]

Ever seen a Manatee in Memphis

NO

They all frozed to death in Florida

APOLLO BEACH, Fla. - More than 200 manatees are wintering in a balmy canal outside a power plant, the latest exotic Florida animals seeking refuge from the state's frigid temperatures.

Giant eagle rays and spinner sharks joined them in the 70-degree waters Thursday as onlookers watched them frolic.

"This is a spa for them," said Wendy Anastasiou, an environmental specialist for the Tampa Electric Company.

With temperatures up to 20 degrees below normal, some less resourceful animals needed help from humans to survive.

Turtles seem to be the hardest hit, with some 200 rescued Thursday from St. Joseph's Bay in the Panhandle. They were brought to Gulf World Marine Park, where they will stay warm in a holding pool until they can be released back into more pleasant water.

Along Florida's Atlantic Coast, 93 sea turtles were found floating a lagoon and experts said the cold water shocked their tropically inclined systems. Most were endangered green sea turtles who were sent to research facilities for some TLC.

"We try to collect them and get them to a warm location so we can check them out," said Roger Pszonowsky, a volunteer with the Sea Turtle Preservation Society in Brevard County, Fla.

Freshwater turtles can go into mud and hibernate, he said, but sea turtles don't have the same advantage and that's why they suffer from "cold stunning."

Animals that live in the water weren't the only ones affected. Iguanas fell out of trees in South Florida because the cold-blooded reptiles become immobilized and lose their grip when the temperature falls into the 40s or below.

Things are less dire for the manatees, which are not in immediate danger. On Thursday, the gentle giants at the Big Bend Power Plant in Apollo Beach - some weighing 3,000 pounds - floated slowly to the water's surface to sip air. Every so often, one would surface on its belly, making the crowd on a viewing platform ooh and ahhh.

Anastasiou said it's typical for the giant, vegetarian mammals to seek warmer water in the winter when the temperature of Tampa Bay dips below 68 degrees. Even when it is chilly, the sea cows swim out to the Gulf of Mexico to graze on grass during the day. During cold spells, the animals congregate in massive numbers, which is impressive for the humans who flock to the viewing centers to gawk.

"This is amazing," said Sharon Carpenter of Pinellas Park, who visited Tampa Electric's Big Bend Power Station on Thursday.

She wasn't so impressed with the cold, or the forecast - which isn't discounting flurries for parts of the state.

"I don't like it at all," said the Ohio retiree. "I dreamt about snow last night."

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Teh animals help them

[Claremonster]

:Lecture:Yeah and before all you chowdahs in New England say suck it up. Repeat after me "no1jag lives in f***ing Florida not Mass.!!! ROFL

Suck it up, girly-man. :coffee:

[Benign Despot]

55?

I'd be wearing a tee shirt.

Please Child

[southcarolina]

http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1368606&postcount=7175



http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1370825&postcount=7274

[no1jag]

Ever seen a Manatee in Memphis

NO

They all frozed to death in Florida



Teh animals help them


I bet Mr. Gore didn't see this coming huh?

[Claremonster]

It's raining here in the Seattle area. :coffee:

[mikiemo83]

no one cared anymore so Jingle and Jangle went to find someone with Christmas Spirit



after much follies Mrs. Claus gave a shout out to Mothernature to let it snow in Southtown

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b57/Todd-In-Phoenix/Mis.png

[Fully Tilted]

**** + Off


:thumb:


Asshole ROFL

[no1jag]

http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1368606&postcount=7175



http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1370825&postcount=7274

Yeah yeah that's great and all SC. But your in the freaking Carolinas you all get this sh!t at least once a year up there.

[babalu87]

It's raining here in the Seattle area. :coffee:

Tell us something we dont know Sunshine

no one cared anymore so Jingle and Jangle went to find someone with Christmas Spirit



after much follies Mrs. Claus gave a shout out to Mothernature to let it snow in Southtown

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b57/Todd-In-Phoenix/Mis.png

ROFL @ teh Purple Elvis

[Claremonster]

Tell us something we dont know Sunshine





Wait. I though it was us here that dont' know sunshine?

[no1jag]

Tell us something we dont know Sunshine



ROFL @ teh Purple Elvis

Is that Elvis or Jay Leno? ROFL

[babalu87]

Is that Elvis or Jay Leno? ROFL

A bit of both I guess

FAIL CARTOON anyway.

The features on the Miser Bros. are down to the nose hairs but Santa and teh Mrs Claws look like a child drew them.

[RoadGrader]

Please freaking explain to me how in the hell FL is in a deep f***ing freeze for the past week and possibly having snow as far south as Tampa this Saturday. We've been having lows in the freaking 20's all week and haven't rose above 55 since Monday.

This sh!t is not funny it's freaking cold!!!!!!

There is a chance the winter of 2010 will not stop at record cold and frequent freezes along the Gulf Coast. AccuWeather.com meteorologists are pondering the possibility of more snow for the Sunshine State this weekend.

http://sirocco.accuweather.com/iwxpage/adc/popup/iws6_430.jpg

http://www.accuweather.com/news-story.asp?article=6

:Lecture:Yeah and before all you chowdahs in New England say suck it up. Repeat after me "no1jag lives in f***ing Florida not Mass.!!! ROFL



http://www.habitationofjustice.com/wp-content/uploads/simpsons_nelson_haha.jpg

[southcarolina]

Yeah yeah that's great and all SC. But your in the freaking Carolinas you all get this sh!t at least once a year up there.

hey i told you to be prepared, and now its winter and i panted the wheat and grew the wheat and harvested the wheat and ground the wheat and made it into bread, and now you can have none.

[no1jag]

http://www.habitationofjustice.com/wp-content/uploads/simpsons_nelson_haha.jpg

Did you pass out before you could complete the copy and paste of the picture? I see nothing. ROFL

[no1jag]

hey i told you to be prepared, and now its winter and i panted the wheat and grew the wheat and harvested the wheat and ground the wheat and made it into bread, and now you can have none.

I have guns. So I kill the meat and you can have none of that. :harumph:

[Claremonster]

Don't worry! I'll save him!

http://www.boxercreative.co.uk/soakitup/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/vitamin-water.jpg

http://www.mdhb.com/images/banana1.jpg

Quick, No1jag! Rub his nipples!

[southcarolina]

I have guns. So I kill the meat and you can have none of that. :harumph:

are you threatening me?

[no1jag]

are you threatening me?

Was this sent via PM?

[RoadGrader]

Did you pass out before you could complete the copy and paste of the picture? I see nothing. ROFLhttp://www.supertightstuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/goosebumps.jpg<--YOU



ME ---->http://www.habitationofjustice.com/wp-content/uploads/simpsons_nelson_haha.jpg

[SteelerFan87]

We've had pretty much nonstop snow every day. It's pissing me off.

It's cold here up north where it's supposed to be, it's cold down south where it isn't, it's cold in Europe, it's cold in China...
It's almost like this coldness is like.... GLOBAL or something... Hmm...

[O.Z.O.]

tell me about it...

I've been in Orlando the whole week freezing my nuts off. Supposed to snow here tonight.


WTF?

[RoadGrader]

tell me about it...

I've been in Orlando the whole week freezing my nuts off. Supposed to snow here tonight.


WTF?

http://www.habitationofjustice.com/wp-content/uploads/simpsons_nelson_haha.jpg


serves you right for never finishing that PatriotsPlanet Movie you cast us all in ROFL

[O.Z.O.]

http://www.habitationofjustice.com/wp-content/uploads/simpsons_nelson_haha.jpg


serves you right for never finishing that PatriotsPlanet Movie you cast us all in ROFL



I'm never going to be allowed to forget this...am I...:sulk:

[RoadGrader]

I'm never going to be allowed to forget this...am I...:sulk:your gonna haveta hope I sustain an onset of dementia sooner rather than later and forget who the F you are ROFL

[TheBostonJay]

I had to actually get one of those mini heaters. :rolleyes:

I know.. I know. I've been wussified by Floriduh weather.

:sulk:

[xpatriotpatsfan]

It's raining here in the Seattle area. :coffee:

now that's mighty strange :blink:

[xpatriotpatsfan]

it was cool in the house when i got home today, so i opened the windows to let the warm in popcorn

[PatrietteAz]

WHYthe fck is this stupidity here?? It is playoff weekend. BAD boy. GO sit in the corner.

[ParanoidPatriot]

Has anyone actually seen the balls freeze off a brass monkey?

[TheBostonJay]

:grrr:

[Claremonster]

Has anyone actually seen the balls freeze off a brass monkey?

I have. I was working as a janitor at Sri Lanka's Antartic base. Someone brought a brass monkey, "For luck!" they said. Well, I was the last one still living after the cave-in happened. There I was. Stuck in the snow, immobilized, watching that brass monkey freeze and freeze until. You guessed it. They froze off. As I died, my last mortal view was of two frozen brass monkey balls stuck to my eyes - and I knew there was no way the ferryman would accept them for passage. Then I died.

Sigh.