Moral dilema......

[cadmonkey]

if you were stranded on a desert island, and you caught a Mermaid would you eat it? Or would you only eat the lower half in fear that if you ate the top part you be be a canibal?

Discuss

[Claremonster]

I'd figure out some way to hit it three times (I'm guessing it would have to be oral or breasticular), and then, when I got bored, I'd eat her.

[Costanza]

if you were stranded on a desert island, and you caught a Mermaid would you eat it? Or would you only eat the lower half in fear that if you ate the top part you be be a canibal?

Discuss

Is she hawt?

[Sucka Micok]

I would make her lay eggs.

[Costanza]

I'd figure out some way to hit it three times (I'm guessing it would have to be oral or breasticular), and then, when I got bored, I'd eat her.

When she started to nag. That's when I'd eat her.

[Sucka Micok]

Is she hawt?

All mermaids are hawt

[midgar8784]

I'd figure out some way to hit it three times (I'm guessing it would have to be oral or breasticular), and then, when I got bored, I'd eat her.

This, word for word exactly.

[Claremonster]

When she started to nag. That's when I'd eat her.

When they nag. That's when I get bored. I'm just sayin.

[PatsRUs]

I'd just lick her, so she'd last longer.

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Mermaids eat people.

You're f*cked.

[Costanza]

Mermaids eat people.

You're f*cked.

Can't you just drag her ass onto the middle of the beach? Less of a fight, no?

[Claremonster]

I knew a kid in high school what caught a serious case of teh mermaids. Poor guy itched for days before he finally went to the doctor. He got some kind of messed up shampoo stuff to use.

[Deus Irae]

Mermaids eat people.

You're f*cked.

Given her lack of human anatomy below the waste, you'd hope she'd be willing to eat you. :coffee:

[Sucka Micok]

When she started to nag. That's when I'd eat her.

Make her go on a beer run when she starts to nag. Or, get her mouth busy on something else.

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Given her lack of human anatomy below the waste, you'd hope she'd be willing to eat you. :coffee:

Wrong definition of eat.

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[cadmonkey]

Is she hawt?

are there ugly mermaids?

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t228/CHRONIC360_PHOTOS/The_Little_Mermaid__by_daekazu.jpg

[Claremonster]

are there ugly mermaids?

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t228/CHRONIC360_PHOTOS/The_Little_Mermaid__by_daekazu.jpg

Yes.

http://www.alex-bell.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/mermaid-003-350x232.jpg

[cadmonkey]

Yes.

http://www.alex-bell.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/mermaid-003-350x232.jpg

Nana?

[Claremonster]

In fact, that's what they end up looking like if you dont' keep them wet. :coffee:

[Costanza]

In fact, that's what they end up looking like if you dont' keep them wet. :coffee:

So don't forget to whisper sweetly in their ear.... :)

[Claremonster]

So don't forget to whisper sweetly in their ear.... :)

Exactly. That' and you want her tailfin moving. You dont' want her just floating there, belly up.

[Costanza]

Exactly. That' and you want her tailfin moving. You dont' want her just floating there, belly up.

Bloated and smelly is bad.

[Claremonster]

Bloated and smelly is bad.

Leave my ex out of this. :coffee:

[Michigan Dave]

tittybang. Eff eating.

[Costanza]

tittybang. Eff eating.

She'll especially will like the Power Bait coming out at the end, me thinks.

[Peachhead]

I'd just lick her, so she'd last longer.

The question before us is where's her cli-TOR-is. - Bette Midler

[tehmackdaddy]

Of course I wouldn't eat her! I don't care for fish.

[mikiemo83]

I mount her like Bid on a dolphin and ride her ass to some Island that wasn't unpopulated

[southcarolina]

If the mermaid is blind, then i would f*ck her. if she isnt, then eat her.

[SkiptoMyLou]

She's gotta have some type of hole down there. They gotta be more useful.

[Michigan Dave]

She's gotta have some type of hole down there. They gotta be more useful.

I bet it smells like fish.:coffee:

[Stevo]

Of course I wouldn't eat her! I don't care for fish.

You son of a bitch, you took that from me!

Although I was going to say "I'd only eat half of her, I'm not a big fan of fish"

still......you're a mind thief.....or something

[southcarolina]

heheh

screwshi


hehehe

/amuses self

[Sucka Micok]

She's gotta have some type of hole down there. They gotta be more useful.

a blowhole?

She has to poop...bunghole?

[3 Point Stan]

When she started to nag. That's when I'd eat her.

Behind every hot mermaid is a man stranded on a deserted island who's sick of her.

[Claremonster]

Behind every hot mermaid is a man stranded on a deserted island who's sick of her.

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL :coffee:

[The Gr8est]

if you were stranded on a desert island, and you caught a Mermaid would you eat it? Or would you only eat the lower half in fear that if you ate the top part you be be a canibal?

Discuss

I hate it when that happens.

[Costanza]

I hate it when that happens.

I know, huh?!!!

ROFL

[mikiemo83]

one would have to have morals to be concerned, no?

[Box_O_Rocks]

one would have to have morals to be concerned, no?Or an appetite. :coffee:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S7VnD0PV1GY/R5DWN0B1ixI/AAAAAAAABh4/j4Ex2KtHjsc/s400/mermaid.jpg

[Claremonster]

This thread smells like pussy

[Patriots44]

I bet it smells like fish.:coffee:

or a McDonalds cheeseburger..... :coffee::coffee:

[Claremonster]

or a McDonalds cheeseburger..... :coffee::coffee:

ROFL :coffee:

[lightbrigade]

if you were stranded on a desert island, and you caught a Mermaid would you eat it? Or would you only eat the lower half in fear that if you ate the top part you be be a canibal?

Discuss

If it was Daryl Hanna circa 1984 I would eat it all night.......:bhump:

[Box_O_Rocks]

If it was Daryl Hanna circa 1984 I would eat it all night.......:bhump:Don't be so picky, she was hawt in Kill Bill. >)