OT: J Lo...WTF happened

[Grumpy_Bottom]

I just died a little inside

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/01/02/alg_new-years_jennifer-lopez.jpg

[shirtsleeve]

I just died a little inside

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/01/02/alg_new-years_jennifer-lopez.jpg

So THAT is what caused the earthquake!

[PatrietteAz]

So THAT is what caused the earthquake!

I'm confused..why are you upset at that Bottom?:)

We were in San diego didn't feel the earthquake thank goodness.

[Grumpy_Bottom]

So THAT is what caused the earthquake!
It wasn't technically an earthquake, it was the clap of air closing on the vacuum caused by a million dicks shriveling

[Claremonster]

Where is her ass crack? That's just freaking weird-looking! I mean... Just... damn! What a deformity!

[Grumpy_Bottom]

Where is her ass crack? That's just freaking weird-looking! I mean... Just... damn! What a deformity!
Flagg stole it for an experiment :coffee:

[Claremonster]

Flagg stole it for an experiment :coffee:

That's just wrong. Asses dont' look right without the debit card swiper.

[Michigan Dave]

I've never thought JLo was all that hot. Not my type.

[shirtsleeve]

I've never thought JLo was all that hot. Not my type.

But she had a nice big booty. round and high! Its obviously been stolen. And the e.r. doc failed to lift what was left after the theft.

[groganfan]

i used to think she was hot, but that was years ago.

[AnOldTroll]

But she had a nice big booty. round and high! Its obviously been stolen. And the e.r. doc failed to lift what was left after the theft.

Bad pictures, I dont think she's hot either but I took notice of her booty last night, find a side shot. It's still there.

[Box_O_Rocks]

Miami ownership, she's now a fishtail.

[southcarolina]

When was J Lo on Star Trek?

[Costanza]

You guys are pricks. Just because you guys pull in hotter poon all the time, you judge so quick.

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Gaht Damn, that was funny.

ROFL <---- Jh, entertained.

[Michigan Dave]

You guys are pricks. Just because you guys pull in hotter poon all the time, you judge so quick.

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Gaht Damn, that was funny.

ROFL <---- Jh, entertained.

I never subscribed to the "just because someone is a celebrity, they're hot" school of thought. Some legitimately are, some are not. But IMO, I can go to a college bar and find a half dozen chicks hotter than JLo.

[Costanza]

I never subscribed to the "just because someone is a celebrity, they're hot" school of thought. Some legitimately are, some are not. But IMO, I can go to a college bar and find a half dozen chicks hotter than JLo.

Because you hold the key to some serious shower scenes, I must kiss your ass for more. The ones you gave me have expired.

[Deus Irae]

I never subscribed to the "just because someone is a celebrity, they're hot" school of thought. Some legitimately are, some are not. But IMO, I can go to a college bar and find a half dozen chicks hotter than JLo.

Absolutely. There are a lot of "hot" celebrities who are nothing but the product of good makeup work and skilled camera people.

[Costanza]

Absolutely. There are a lot of "hot" celebrities who are nothing but the product of good makeup work and skilled camera people.

For sure.

I'd love to have some silly Hollywood boyz doll me up and see what I could do- that way when I am 90 I could reflect about the good ol' days with the pool boy, lol.

[3 Point Stan]

I'm gonna have to check out the video to be sure but there's a very good chance that azz is just "in motion" and those shots are of some of the more awkward jiggle stages.

Anyone got video so we can get to the goddamn bottom of this?

/punintended

[LeonPowe]

Google "Jennifer Lopez snorkeling" and you can find a picture of her in a thong. She used to be hot.

[Grumpy_Bottom]

Where is her ass crack? That's just freaking weird-looking! I mean... Just... damn! What a deformity!
I FOUND IT!!!

http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/buttintheback-480x640.jpg

:doh:

[Grumpy_Bottom]

I'm gonna have to check out the video to be sure but there's a very good chance that azz is just "in motion" and those shots are of some of the more awkward jiggle stages.

Anyone got video so we can get to the goddamn bottom of this?

/punintendedThe horror starts at around 3:30
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[3 Point Stan]

The horror starts at around 3:30
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I don't see anything wrong there.

:coffee:

[Patriots44]

I saw her performance (I assume lip syncing is more accurate). that body suit wasn't doing anything for her in motion or still pictures.

[TOMBRADY]

Kim K is better

[Claremonster]

I FOUND IT!!!

http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/buttintheback-480x640.jpg

:doh:

Holy shit! That woman is wearing it like a hoodie!

[Number Cruncher]

I'm confused..why are you upset at that Bottom?:)


She looks like a TellieTubby

[fulltilt]

AAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
I'm blind!

[O_P_T]

Where is her ass crack? That's just freaking weird-looking! I mean... Just... damn! What a deformity!

You know, there's a very reasonable explanation for the umm "padding" in the body suit.

She's outside, in NYC, at midnight, on December 31st.

How many butt cracks has anyone seen on the ski slopes?

[mikiemo83]

i used to think she was hot, but that was years ago.yeaah many years ago now

I just died a little inside

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/01/02/alg_new-years_jennifer-lopez.jpg
I blame Jessica Simpson's stylist for this

[Moebius]

I'd hit it.

[Costanza]

40 years old, just had twins. I'd say she is doing okay.

[The Gr8est]

That's just wrong. Asses dont' look right without the debit card swiper.

It's ALIVE!!!!!!

Claremonster, welcome back! I heard you were dead.

[Box_O_Rocks]

It's ALIVE!!!!!!

Claremonster, welcome back! I heard you were dead.Zombies. Believe. :coffee:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/funny-pictures-cat-is-being-eaten-by-zombie.jpg

[Box_O_Rocks]

40 years old, just had twins. I'd say she is doing okay.http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/funny-pictures-cat-is-in-bad-dress.jpg

[PatrietteAz]

40 years old, just had twins. I'd say she is doing okay.

NO schitt..man I pity y'alls' wives as they age. LORDEEE..:)

[EasyBigFella*]

When I was at the game in Miami, they showed her on the jumbotron in a luxury box and I turned to my wife and said, "hey, look, its Shamu!!". Even the dumbass Fin fans laughed.

[O.Z.O.]

I never subscribed to the "just because someone is a celebrity, they're hot" school of thought. Some legitimately are, some are not. But IMO, I can go to a college bar and find a half dozen chicks hotter than JLo.

this^^^^^

I've always shared that same sentiment.

[Costanza]

this^^^^^

I've always shared that same sentiment.

It's a stigma, surely.

[TheBostonJay]

40 years old, just had twins. I'd say she is doing okay.

srsly.

[OSUBuckeye]

It's a stigma, surely.

No. It's a fact.