Could a mod please contact me

[Pats24]

I have a question about a post I'd like to make, but want to get approval first.
Thanks

[Claremonster]

popcorn

[ParanoidPatriot]

I'm a mod, but not here. do you wnat me to contact you? why?

[Claremonster]

http://mortystv.com/showcards/mod_squad.jpg

Hey ma mere. Where you going with that fine little ass baby? Why don't ya get out on the street earn a real living huh, start hustling...

[Hawg73]

See your PM box.

Hmmm.....what ground haven't we covered yet?

Not much.

[shirtsleeve]

I have a question about a post I'd like to make, but want to get approval first.
Thanks

Are you gonna post a pic of your post? or Poll your pole? :huh: Or maybe your pole will post a pic of you:shrug:

[Pyxis]

popcorn
Scoot over and pass the popcorn.

[RavenZ]

Scoot over and pass the popcorn.

Yup, we're all intrigued now.

popcorn

[shirtsleeve]

Yup, we're all intrigued now.

popcorn

I brought the beer.:toast:

popcorn

[tehrick67]

I hope this is a favorite cheese thread:thumb:

[Claremonster]

I hope this is a favorite cheese thread:thumb:

I hope it's a pole-dancing cow thread. Cuz, you know, there's no way those udders are real. :coffee:

[RavenZ]

:(

[tehrick67]

I'm not a fan of fake udders, I likes em realz..

[Claremonster]

I'm not a fan of fake udders, I likes em realz..

You into Dairy Showers, too?

[shirtsleeve]

I hope this is a favorite cheese thread:thumb:

I was kinda hoping for a Norwoodia type story.

[Claremonster]

I was kinda hoping for a Norwoodia type story.

Oh, so a Favorite Cheeseburger Ass Thread.

[tehrick67]

You into Dairy Showers, too?

only when I'm drunk:spock:

[shirtsleeve]

Oh, so a Favorite Cheeseburger Ass Thread.

Yeah, but more over, a "Favorite fishy cheeseburger ass with furry feet" thread.

[tehrick67]

maybe it's a thread about embarassing foot fungus:coffee:

[Claremonster]

Yeah, but more over, a "Favorite fishy cheeseburger ass with furry feet" thread.

Ooh. That would be awesome. Especially if he does a dine and dash at Red Lobster, leaving the furry-footed cheeseburger ass chick with the bill.

[Mr. Happy Sock]

I was kinda hoping for a Norwoodia type story.

Wait.....what?

[Claremonster]

maybe it's a thread about embarassing foot fungus:coffee:

true, it could be something about a potentially embarrassing issue of a personal nature, like Brady Lady's Butt Slugs, or RG's Impotence... :coffee:

[ParanoidPatriot]

I've never seen a thread about how mimes call in to talk radio.

[SteelerFan87]

If it ends up being a "tom is skinny: z" post, I will give him rep every day forever. lol

[tehrick67]

or RG's Impotence... :coffee:

I thought the problem was lenght:shrug: it doesn't work either:rolleyes:

[Claremonster]

I thought the problem was lenght:shrug: it doesn't work either:rolleyes:

Speaking of not working, I notice SF87 has arrived. Maybe it's a virginity problem, much like his. :shrug:

[Jaric]

So I'm perusing the current threads on the front page to get a feeler for what constitutes an "acceptable thread" and we have threads about a 12 hour sex orgy, an "ask the indian" thread, a thread about the mother of octoplets possibly going into porn, several threads on the end of the world, and a thread about killing gay kittens.

And after looking at those threads, and knowing what other threads have been posted in the past, I have to ask myself, wtf is the OP intending on posting that he is not sure if it's out of bounds or not?

What level of perversion is he intending to unleash on Patriots Planet?

[tehrick67]

Wait.

This board has mod's:shrug:

[Jaric]

Wait.

This board has mod's:shrug:
Like 25 of em.

Allegedly.

Sources say.

[Claremonster]

So I'm perusing the current threads on the front page to get a feeler for what constitutes an "acceptable thread" and we have threads about a 12 hour sex orgy, an "ask the indian" thread, a thread about the mother of octoplets possibly going into porn, several threads on the end of the world, and a thread about killing gay kittens.

And after looking at those threads, and knowing what other threads have been posted in the past, I have to ask myself, wtf is the OP intending on posting that he is not sure if it's out of bounds or not?

What level of perversion is he intending to unleash on Patriots Planet?

I don't know. But, the suspense is terrible... I hope it lasts.


There's no earthly way of knowing / Which direction we are going / There's no knowing where we're rowing / Or which way the river's flowing / Is it raining? / Is it snowing? / Is a hurricane a-blowing? / Not a speck of light is showing / So the danger must be growing / Are the fires of hell a-glowing? / Is the grisly reaper mowing? / Yes, the danger must be growing / 'Cause the rowers keep on rowing / And they're certainly not showing / Any signs that they are slowing!

http://onceuponawin.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/win-pictures-willy-wonka1.jpg

[ParanoidPatriot]

It could be one about mutiples? Nose picking?




We alredy had some of those didn't we?:sulk:





I know,:Lecture: he want to post a Red Sox thread now that DS has taken a break.

[tehrick67]

Maybe he's a bed weter:coffee:

[Pyxis]

3 pages of smart ass speculation. Not bad for 15 minutes.

[BY1401]

Maybe he's a bed weter:coffee:

They say that's a characteristic of serial killers. :shrug:

[Ras]

They say that's a characteristic of serial killers. :shrug:

Killing small animals is one trait.......

[Claremonster]

They say that's a characteristic of serial killers. :shrug:

Killing small animals is one trait.......

Good call.


By - get that gerbil out of your butt. :harumph:

[sonsofkraftybob]

I bet he's wondering if it's ok to post a football related thread on the main board...

This could be thread of the year.

[tehrick67]

I bet he's wondering if it's ok to post a football related thread on the main board...

This could be thread of the year.

This is a football board:blink:

[shirtsleeve]

I am beginning to think its Sado-masichist.

Whips, chains, mink hancuffs, candlewax. These are a few of my favorite things.

[Ras]

Well, we're waiting! (http://werewaiting.ytmnd.com/)

[BY1401]

Good call.


By - get that gerbil out of your butt. :harumph:

It's okay. She won't die in there.

And yes, it's a she. Using a dude gerbil would be teh gheyz.

[tehrick67]

I wonder if he/she has itchy nipples:blink:

[Claremonster]

It's okay. She won't die in there.

And yes, it's a she. Using a dude gerbil would be teh gheyz.

Well, as long as she gets air. :coffee:

[gomezcat]

Good call.


By - get that gerbil out of your butt. :harumph:

Especially as it's my gerbil and I'm getting horny again.

[Claremonster]

Especially as it's my gerbil and I'm getting horny again.

Jesus, I hope you guys practice safely and put it in a little rubber gerbil suit. :shake:

[Undertaker #59]

Do British gerbils have bad teeth too?

[gomezcat]

Jesus, I hope you guys practice safely and put it in a little rubber gerbil suit. :shake:

F***, no. That's half of the appeal. Did you ever see South Park and the lemmywinks episode? OMFG that was funny.

[Ras]

Speaking of itchy nipples......anybody who lives in and around Providence and get FOX64, do you find this guy annoying as hell?

http://imgsrv.mix985.com/image/wbmx2/UserFiles/Image/new_site/SHAWN/HEADSHOT.jpg

[gomezcat]

Do British gerbils have bad teeth too?

Any gerbil that goes up someone's arse is unlikely to have good teeth, are they? It also has a wrinkly, haughty, British Upper Class type nose.

[Claremonster]

F***, no. That's half of the appeal. Did you ever see South Park and the lemmywinks episode? OMFG that was funny.

So, I take it you guys ride bareback then. :coffee:

[shirtsleeve]

Poor little Raggot...:sulk:

[gomezcat]

So, I take it you guys ride bareback then. :coffee:

:hump::jester:.

Have you ever started something and thought, "this is not going to end well" and ignored that instinct?

[Ras]

:hump::jester:.

Have you ever started something and thought, "this is not going to end well" and ignored that instinct?

kinda like posting on this thread?

[Claremonster]

Any gerbil that goes up someone's arse is unlikely to have good teeth, are they? It also has a wrinkly, haughty, British Upper Class type nose.

And when it's in your bowels, it plays Futbol with a rolled up poo.

[Claremonster]

:hump::jester:.

Have you ever started something and thought, "this is not going to end well" and ignored that instinct?

Every day.

[babalu87]

I brought the beer.:toast:

popcorn

Pardon me but
WHO THE FVCK ARE YOU TO BRING THE BEER?

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff144/babalu87/Kegerator/Outsideoffridgeupdated.jpg

[shirtsleeve]

And when it's in your bowels, it plays Futbol with a rolled up poo.

Use a flashlight, damn it!

[babalu87]

Do British gerbils have bad teeth too?

UT dissapears for a month and smacks us with that frying pan ROFL

SWISH!

[RavenZ]

No post from Mr24 yet? WTF?

[shirtsleeve]

Pardon me but
WHO THE FVCK ARE YOU TO BRING THE BEER?

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff144/babalu87/Kegerator/Outsideoffridgeupdated.jpg


Hey! I'll drink yours!:toast:

[Hawg73]

No post from Mr24 yet? WTF?


Nope. I PM'd him and have been waiting patiently.

I can't imagine what it is that somebody would actually ASK to post it here.

I'm thinking unimaginably heinous, but we've already covered that, haven't we?

[Jaric]

No post from Mr24 yet? WTF?
Are you suggesting that Jack Bauer created a PP account to talk to us about gerbil butt secks?

[gomezcat]

kinda like posting on this thread?

Exactly.

[shirtsleeve]

Nope. I PM'd him and have been waiting patiently.

I can't imagine what it is that somebody would actually ASK to post it here.

I'm thinking unimaginably heinous, but we've already covered that, haven't we?

He likes to play Buffalo Bill in his basement and wants to post pics of his new suit?:huh::shrug:

[Jaric]

Nope. I PM'd him and have been waiting patiently.

I can't imagine what it is that somebody would actually ASK to post it here.

I'm thinking unimaginably heinous, but we've already covered that, haven't we?
If it's not at least in the same realm of perversion as a donkey show, I'm going to feel seriously let down.

[shirtsleeve]

If it's not at least in the same realm of perversion as a donkey show, I'm going to feel seriously let down.

Hey! Thats performance art, you know!:mad:

[Claremonster]

Are you suggesting that Jack Bauer created a PP account to talk to us about gerbil butt secks?

Maybe it will be his new method of torture next season... except, change "gerbil" to "Porcupine". :coffee:

[RavenZ]

Nope. I PM'd him and have been waiting patiently.

I can't imagine what it is that somebody would actually ASK to post it here.

I'm thinking unimaginably heinous, but we've already covered that, haven't we?

Possibly he/she is worried about not living up to the hype.

[gomezcat]

The link below is NOT SAFE FOR WORK but as funny as f***. For info, the Countryside Alliance is one of those "save the countryside from them townies" groups:

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/

[gomezcat]

He likes to play Buffalo Bill in his basement and wants to post pics of his new suit?:huh::shrug:

I can imagine that someone would be scared of putting that on here; all the criticism for bad stitching, mis-matching skin colours and so on would be too much for a man to bear.

[babalu87]

Maybe it will be his new method of torture next season... except, change "gerbil" to "Porcupine". :coffee:

"'Torchum' Never Stops"

[Claremonster]

I can imagine that someone would be scared of putting that on here; all the criticism for bad stitching, mis-matching skin colours and so on would be too much for a man to bear.

Well, that, and all the "I'D HIT IT!" replies from some of our more eccentric posters. :p

[BY1401]

I can't imagine what it is that somebody would actually ASK to post it here.


I sent some pics to UT a while back asking him if they were okay. I thought they got floated around the secret mod forum, but he probably just kept them for himself.

[shirtsleeve]

I can imagine that someone would be scared of putting that on here; all the criticism for bad stitching, mis-matching skin colours and so on would be too much for a man to bear.

Good point.

Plus, trying to compete with LVent in the hair and makeup department is pressure in itself.

[gomezcat]

Well, that, and all the "I'D HIT IT!" replies from some of our more eccentric memberless posters. :p

Fixed.

[gomezcat]

Good point.

Plus, trying to compete with LVent in the hair and makeup department is pressure in itself.

Does this mean that we can start a "have you ever had sex with, and then tortured, killed and skinned, a free-agent douchebag at an Elton John concert while looking at nude Debbie Gibson pics" poll?

[Claremonster]

Does this mean that we can start a "have you ever had sex with, and then tortured, killed and skinned, a free-agent douchebag at an Elton John concert while looking at nude Debbie Gibson pics" poll?

That's like the Holy Grail of Threads. A myth, nothing more. :coffee:

[LVent*]

Pardon me but
WHO THE FVCK ARE YOU TO BRING THE BEER?

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff144/babalu87/Kegerator/Outsideoffridgeupdated.jpg

I see some miller lite up in there!

[JD10367]

I'm bored with my job, and I have some anger issues I'd like to work out. I think that Hitman For Hire would be a nice career change. Could a Mod please contract me? As long as it's people who deserve it, I'll give you a good discount. I just need to borrow a handgun from Marvin Harrison... :coffee:

[Moebius]

Nope. I PM'd him and have been waiting patiently.

I can't imagine what it is that somebody would actually ASK to post it here.

I'm thinking unimaginably heinous, but we've already covered that, haven't we?

One would assume something like the various raffles and such that have been done in the past, but I'm hoping for something more heinous as well. :D

[Dwight Schrute]

At this point he's quivering in a dark corner of his home asking "Dear Lord, what have I unleashed...."

[bideau]

Nope. I PM'd him and have been waiting patiently.

I can't imagine what it is that somebody would actually ASK to post it here.

I'm thinking unimaginably heinous, but we've already covered that, haven't we?

Perhaps he wants to start a football thread :shrug:

[babalu87]

Perhaps he wants to start a football thread :shrug:

http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=43356

[fulltilt]

6 pages of sarcasm and this is where I end up...

[Brownfan80]

Well, all this lead up for nothin'?

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/disappointing-christmas-photoshop.jpg

[RoadGrader]

6 pages of sarcasm and this is where I end up...the 6th post I read by you after I'd joined here intro'd me to teh wonderful world of RealDoll®©™

I came here for football and now look what's become of me :shake:

[ParanoidPatriot]

http://www.geekzone.co.nz/images/blog/moderating.jpg

[fulltilt]

the 6th post I read by you after I'd joined here intro'd me to teh wonderful world of RealDoll®©™

I came here for football and now look what's become of me :shake:

See? It pays to specialize..:blink:

[BizarroAnnihilus]

I sent some pics to UT a while back asking him if they were okay. I thought they got floated around the secret mod forum, but he probably just kept them for himself.

If ur talking about the gerbling photos, no we didn't see those.

[JD10367]

the 6th post I read by you after I'd joined here intro'd me to teh wonderful world of RealDoll®©™

I came here for football and now look what's become of me :shake:

Did you catch "Love Me, Love My Doll" on BBC America as LW pointed out in another thread? We TiVoed it but haven't watched it yet. :D

[RoadGrader]

Did you catch "Love Me, Love My Doll" on BBC America as LW pointed out in another thread? We TiVoed it but haven't watched it yet. :DI didn't bother to see it on account of I was sure the RealDolls had bad teeth which would been a turn off for me :)

[PSC_Pats_Fan]

Let's get the show on the road here, for pete's sake...


The anticipation is killing me!!! :mad:

[shirtsleeve]

the 6th post I read by you after I'd joined here intro'd me to teh wonderful world of RealDoll®©™

I came here for football and now look what's become of me :shake:

Thats it! He wanted to post a Youtube of a snuff flick involving his RealDoll®©™ and wanted to ask the mods if you could take it!

[RoadGrader]

Thats it! He wanted to post a Youtube of a snuff flick involving his RealDoll®©™ and wanted to ask the mods if you could take it!HA!! I'll just drink (per your original F'n way-off on the alcohol part recipe) a couple of MaiTais and they could do a double colonoscopy plus a renewal circumcision w/o sedation on me while I watch the snuff flick -- I would have no prob

[tehrick67]

This thread is very disappointing:coffee:

[shirtsleeve]

HA!! I'll just drink (per your original F'n way-off on the alcohol part recipe) a couple of MaiTais and they could do a double colonoscopy plus a renewal circumcision w/o sedation on me while I watch the snuff flick -- I would have no prob

You are kidding, right?:spock:

[Muse]

This thread is very disappointing:coffee:

:Ohbaby:

[shirtsleeve]

:Ohbaby:

Boobies!

[fulltilt]

This thread is very disappointing:coffee:

We tend to set the bar pretty low here..

[Muse]

Boobies!
:hump:

[xpatriotpatsfan]

<a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/19/funny-pictures-how-bowt-nao-n-nao/"><img class="mine_3277716" title="funny-pictures-cat-wonders-what-you-are-thinking" src="http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2009/02/funny-pictures-cat-wonders-what-you-are-thinking.jpg" alt="funny pictures of cats with captions" /></a><br />more <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com">animals</a>

[Muse]

bewbies?

[shirtsleeve]

Maybe the OP just wanted to be touched by his noodly appendage?:shrug:

[Muse]

Maybe the OP just wanted to be touched by his noodly appendage?:shrug:

are you offering?


popcorn

[shirtsleeve]

are you offering?


popcorn

:spock:

[Muse]

:spock:

well heck we have to pick up the tempo here, the OP person has left us in the dark:D

[Moebius]

well heck we have to pick up the tempo here, the OP person has left us in the dark:D


Ok, show us your bewbies. :D

[Muse]

Ok, show us your bewbies. :D

I have none:banghead::banghead::banghead:

thanks for reminding me :sulk:

show us yours?

:D

[Pats24]

Sorry for the delay, was off the site for a few hours. I have sent the request to Hawg, I hope to have an answer and unveil the secrecy soon. But I can assure you, it will not be as exciting as what you've already come up with in your head.

[shirtsleeve]

Sorry for the delay, was off the site for a few hours. I have sent the request to Hawg, I hope to have an answer and unveil the secrecy soon. But I can assure you, it will not be as exciting as what you've already come up with in your head.

Well that is disappointing.:sulk:
*Puts nipple clamps away*

[Muse]

Well that is disappointing.:sulk:
*Puts nipple clamps away*

hold on, you might need to torture or please him depending on the secret:)

[tehrick67]

Sorry for the delay, was off the site for a few hours. I have sent the request to Hawg, I hope to have an answer and unveil the secrecy soon. But I can assure you, it will not be as exciting as what you've already come up with in your head.

I'm sure they appreciate your respecfulness but I don't think you have to worry, have you seen some of the threads on this site:shrug:

[bmooney54]

At 5 posts per year, I hope it is the quality because it sure ain't the quantity!

[mikiemo83]

ok pats24....what is it?


http://blog.makezine.com/FPIG-0005-FINGER.gif

[RoadGrader]

ok pats24....what is it?


http://blog.makezine.com/FPIG-0005-FINGER.gifthe poor kid's waiting for Hawg to respond who by now is no doubt in a whiskey coma so you can kiss off getting any new thread tonight it says here :shake:

[babalu87]

ok pats24....what is it?


http://blog.makezine.com/FPIG-0005-FINGER.gif

Doesnt matter he could have a live video of Jesus and Bigfoot playing hacky-sack and he will still

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/majickturtle/00bs7te7.jpg

[mikiemo83]

the poor kid's waiting for Hawg to respond who by now is no doubt in a whiskey coma so you can kiss off getting any new thread tonight it says here :shake:
I should be with him in that whiskey bar

[Moebius]

I have none:banghead::banghead::banghead:

thanks for reminding me :sulk:

show us yours?

:D

You really wanna see hairy manboobs? I mean I got some good clevage right now, but....

[Muse]

You really wanna see hairy manboobs? I mean I got some good clevage right now, but....

:rockon:

[imapig]

:coffee:http://reactin.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/man-boobs.jpg

[king of kings]

:coffee:http://reactin.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/man-boobs.jpg

WTF? :Eason:

[imapig]

WTF? :Eason:Hey Musie wanted to see manboobs...:shrug:





:jester:

[king of kings]

Hey Musie wanted to see manboobs...:shrug:





:jester:
Yep you are right. That pic still make me want to :Eason:
I have none:banghead::banghead::banghead:

thanks for reminding me :sulk:

show us yours?

:D

[shirtsleeve]

Yep you are right. That pic still make me want to :Eason:

Id still would rather see musie's non boobs!:banghead:

[Muse]

id still would rather see musie's non boobs!:banghead:

rofl

[BostonTim]

It's okay. She won't die in there.

And yes, it's a she. Using a dude gerbil would be teh gheyz.Gere-ing up for a long night?

Cheers, BostonTim

[Pyxis]

At this point he's quivering in a dark corner of his home asking "Dear Lord, what have I unleashed...."


Yeah, especially after reading Clare's porcupine switch idea.

[Claremonster]

Yeah, especially after reading Clare's porcupine switch idea.

I'm inventive, what can I say?

[tehrick67]

maybe it was a case of crotch rot:shrug:

[Brady's Bunch]

i read this whole fvcking thread and all i remember are disgusting pierced man tits

[Pyxis]

No, I think all of us fruitcakes sent him running.;)

[tehrick67]

No, I think all of us fruitcakes sent him running.;)

Teh planets not for everyone:shrug:

[Pyxis]

i read this whole fvcking thread and all i remember are disgusting pierced man tits


rofl. Totally agree.

[Claremonster]

i read this whole fvcking thread and all i remember are disgusting pierced man tits

And yet, you probably STILL rubbed one out looking at it. :p

[imapig]

And yet, you probably STILL rubbed one out looking at it. :pI wonder if that bone hangin from his neck is BB's?:huh:
















ROFL

[mikiemo83]

i read this whole fvcking thread and all i remember are disgusting pierced man tits
is it the guy in you Sig topless?

[Pyxis]

Thanks for posting, Mikie. I couldn't handle that pic...and please don't quote it anyone.

[RoadGrader]

:coffee:http://reactin.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/man-boobs.jpggeez them looks like some fierce itchy nipples rat thar :shake:

[tehrick67]

I shouldn't have looked at that pic so close to lunch:spock:

[Muse]

while we still wait for the big post from the OP

popcorn

[mikiemo83]

while we still wait for the big post from the OP

popcorn:muse:popcorn:toast: - almost lunch time

[Claremonster]

:coffee:http://reactin.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/man-boobs.jpg

Thanks for posting, Mikie. I couldn't handle that pic...and please don't quote it anyone.

Dont' quote what? be specific, please. :coffee:

[Claremonster]

while we still wait for the big post from the OP

popcorn

You're waiting for a big post?


Check your PM... :fire:

[LVent*]

i read this whole fvcking thread and all i remember are disgusting pierced man tits

:Eason: I agree

[imapig]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/cza1092l.jpg

[ParanoidPatriot]

The next one who posts that photo will have an assclown poll.

[imapig]

Thanks for posting, Mikie. I couldn't handle that pic...and please don't quote it anyone.http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/CarGirl/StackofManBoobs.png

[Claremonster]

The next one who posts that photo will have an assclown poll.



God, you're cranky...


:coffee:http://reactin.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/man-boobs.jpg

[Costanza]

geez them looks like some fierce itchy nipples rat thar :shake:

I would rather look at nasty, infected, odoriferous diabetic ulcers than that business there. :shake:

[imapig]

I would rather look at nasty, infected, odoriferous diabetic ulcers than that business there. :shake:
I take that means your not in the mood right now?ROFL

[Costanza]

I take that means your not in the mood right now?ROFL

Not in the mood for those. Washing would probably be a good idea for dude to ponder.

[imapig]

Not in the mood for those. Washing would probably be a good idea for dude to ponder.soo your saying this still a chance then GOOD!:)

[Costanza]

soo your saying this still a chance then GOOD!:)

No, no. Not with them tittays.

[Claremonster]

soo your saying this still a chance then GOOD!:)

:shake: yet ROFL

[Claremonster]

No, no. Not with them tittays.

THESE Tittays?

:coffee:http://reactin.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/man-boobs.jpg

[mikiemo83]

No, no. Not with them tittays.those are unfun bags, rancid sweater pies, nevertouch knocker

[Costanza]

THESE Tittays?

Yes. I can't even think of any of my usual funny as well as witty responses for that. :Fart:

[Claremonster]

Yes. I can't even think of any of my usual funny as well as witty responses for that. :Fart:

Speechless I see. A fine quality in a woman. :archive:

[Costanza]

Speechless I see. A fine quality in a woman. :archive:

Uh...

...nevermind.

:p

[Claremonster]

Uh...

...nevermind.

:p

Sorry, you keep talking, but all I hear is "Mmmmffffpppp... Mmmmmm.... Mmmmmffffppppphhhhh" :fire:

[Claremonster]

Sorry, you keep talking, but all I hear is "Mmmmffffpppp... Mmmmmm.... Mmmmmffffppppphhhhh" :fire:

And I am totally gonna get that put on a t-shirt :rockon:

[Costanza]

And I am totally gonna get that put on a t-shirt :rockon:

You whore ROFL

[Claremonster]

you whore rofl

heh heh :p

[Pats24]

You guys impress me. 11 pages of banter all over a simple "mod request". As stated by some, I am not a regular poster here, but I do visit daily. Considering some of the posts I've seen, I shouldn't be suprised by how this post was taken over, but I am. Status update, Hawg seemed to think it would be fine to post, but wanted to check with the other mod's. Once he has I will post. Again, lower your expectations, this is nowhere near the hairy manbews from previous posts.

[Claremonster]

You guys impress me. 11 pages of banter all over a simple "mod request". As stated by some, I am not a regular poster here, but I do visit daily. Considering some of the posts I've seen, I shouldn't be suprised by how this post was taken over, but I am. Status update, Hawg seemed to think it would be fine to post, but wanted to check with the other mod's. Once he has I will post. Again, lower your expectations, this is nowhere near the hairy manbews from previous posts.

Oh, don't sell yourself short. (That's RG's job)

[Muse]

:muse:popcorn:toast: - almost lunch time



watch me miss it while i go out for lunch

:)

[Muse]

You're waiting for a big post?


Check your PM... :fire:




still waiting big guy:)

[Costanza]

Status update, Hawg seemed to think it would be fine to post, but wanted to check with the other mod's. Once he has I will post..

So, why not just a PM to them, hmmmm?

[Muse]

God, you're cranky...

maybe its a cry for help? :)

[Claremonster]

still waiting big guy:)

Hey... it's big. The uploading takes time. :coffee:

[Muse]

Hey... it's big. The uploading takes time. :coffee:

the hairy man tatas are big

gosh mind posting it again for us all CM?:thumb:

[imapig]

Again, lower your expectations, this is nowhere near the hairy manbews from previous posts.seems to me your leaving us a sliver of hope that this thread could turn worse..:coffee:

[Claremonster]

the hairy man tatas are big

gosh mind posting it again for us all CM?:thumb:

You mean this?

:coffee:http://reactin.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/man-boobs.jpg

I hope not, cuz I can't bring myself to inflict that on people over and over again. :shake:

[Muse]

You mean this?



I hope not, cuz I can't bring myself to inflict that on people over and over again. :shake:


yip dem be da ones :)

kills me everytime

:kisss:

[Muse]

:coffee:http://reactin.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/man-boobs.jpg



.

[imapig]

:coffee:http://reactin.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/man-boobs.jpg

You mean this?



I hope not, cuz I can't bring myself to inflict that on people over and over again. :shake:Pretty horrific titties i must say and your right we really shouldnt post pics like this...

[Muse]

darn off to lunch, hopefully we will see the OP or more hairy man boobs when I return

:thumb:

[babalu87]

You guys impress me. 11 pages of banter all over a simple "mod request". As stated by some, I am not a regular poster here, but I do visit daily. Considering some of the posts I've seen, I shouldn't be suprised by how this post was taken over, but I am. Status update, Hawg seemed to think it would be fine to post, but wanted to check with the other mod's. Once he has I will post. Again, lower your expectations, this is nowhere near the hairy manbews from previous posts.

You cant suck enough

The hairy manbewbs are YOU FAULT

YOU are responsible for the wrath they hath brought

Near 9000 posts and I have never layn my eyes on manboobs like those, not until you asked for a MOD to contact you when you just as easily could have contacted a MOD but you must have been feeling lonely lately

[Pyxis]

You cant suck enough

The hairy manbewbs are YOU FAULT

YOU are responsible for the wrath they hath brought

Near 9000 posts and I have never layn my eyes on manboobs like those, not until you asked for a MOD to contact you when you just as easily could have contacted a MOD but you must have been feeling lonely lately


I second that!!! I can handle this 11 or 12 page hijack, but someone is gonna pay for those manbewbs.:coffee:

Clare, don't even do it. I can hear those keys clicking from all the frickin way down here.

[Claremonster]

I second that!!! I can handle this 11 or 12 page hijack, but someone is gonna pay for those manbewbs.:coffee:

Clare, don't even do it. I can hear those keys clicking from all the frickin way down here.

Don't worry, I'm not gonna post these:

http://reactin.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/man-boobs.jpg

Just so you know what I plan on not posting

, because that would be mean, inconsiderate, and rude. :coffee:

[mikiemo83]

is that Mangini?

[imapig]

I second that!!! I can handle this 11 or 12 page hijack, but someone is gonna pay for those manbewbs.:coffee:
:rolleyes:

[imapig]

I'm just glad the gunt didnt get brought up here or even worse both being shown on the same individual...:coffee: http://www.on-linebelize.com/library/dating/dating%20images/fat%20naked%20guy%20with%20man%20tits.jpg

[PatsFan09]

This thread is so full of fail.

[Pats24]

You cant suck enough

The hairy manbewbs are YOU FAULT

YOU are responsible for the wrath they hath brought

Near 9000 posts and I have never layn my eyes on manboobs like those, not until you asked for a MOD to contact you when you just as easily could have contacted a MOD but you must have been feeling lonely lately

My apologies. I have posted the same "can a mod contact me" on other forums I visit regularly, but none have exploded like this. One or two comments, then a mod takes care of it. PP posters are clearly in a league of their own.

[Grumpy_Bottom]

This thread is so full of <s>fail</s>manboobs, I can't get enough!
:coffee:

[babalu87]

My apologies. I have posted the same "can a mod contact me" on other forums I visit regularly, but none have exploded like this. One or two comments, then a mod takes care of it. PP posters are clearly in a league of their own.

Whats that tell you?

[Pats24]

Whats that tell you?

The request posts did not explode, the posts after getting permission have done well.

It tells me that the Planet is a much more active site than some of the others I visit. Kudo's to the planet, I think!

[Ras]

I have a question about a post I'd like to make, but want to get approval first.
Thanks

In honor of your request -

[Pats24]

In honor of your request -

How did you get that picture, I was told it had been burnt?

[RoadGrader]

In honor of your request -http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=69502&stc=1&d=1235757879http://www.cast-soft.com/cast/images/yikes.gif

[imapig]

In honor of your request -:suicide:








ROFL

[Brownfan80]

My apologies. I have posted the same "can a mod contact me" on other forums I visit regularly, but none have exploded like this. One or two comments, then a mod takes care of it. PP posters are clearly in a league of their own.

Welcome to the Planet!

Yeah, the gang here is a little different, a vibe of their own. Your thread was very mysterious, so we were all titillated into action.

[babalu87]

Kudo's to the planet, I think!

http://www.cast-soft.com/cast/images/yikes.gif

Indeed

[matou98]

Whats that tell you?
It tells ME that this place is always ready to turn a feather into an elephant :coffee:



That's such a healthy attitude to meet life with :rockon:

[Pats24]

Welcome to the Planet!

Yeah, the gang here is a little different, a vibe of their own. Your thread was very mysterious, so we were all titillated into action.

It wasn't meant to by mysterious, I intentionally didn't post anything about it because I wanted approval first. It's nothing that over the top but some sites have welcomed me posting it and others have not. As I visit the site on a daily basis I wanted to respect the rules and get mod approval. In hindsight I should have simple PM's the mods directly.

I can handle the jabs and poking, I was a pats fan when they were known as the patsies afterall!

My concern now is simply that the content will not live up to the hype, kinda like DeLaHoya's comeback a few months ago.

[RoadGrader]

It wasn't meant to by mysterious, I intentionally didn't post anything about it because I wanted approval first. It's nothing that over the top but some sites have welcomed me posting it and others have not. As I visit the site on a daily basis I wanted to respect the rules and get mod approval. In hindsight I should have simple PM's the mods directly.

I can handle the jabs and poking, I was a pats fan when they were known as the patsies afterall!

My concern now is simply that the content will not live up to the hype, kinda like DeLaHoya's comeback a few months ago.oh we're so hoping it lives up to Oscar's little comeback ROFL




http://www.celebritycowboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/oscar-delahoya-2.jpghttp://www.celebritycowboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/oscar-delahoya-1.jpg

[matou98]

oh we're so hoping it lives up to Oscar's little comeback ROFL




http://www.celebritycowboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/oscar-delahoya-2.jpghttp://www.celebritycowboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/oscar-delahoya-1.jpg

Eww ROFL +1

[Muse]

Don't worry, I'm not gonna post these:

http://reactin.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/man-boobs.jpg

Just so you know what I plan on not posting

, because that would be mean, inconsiderate, and rude. :coffee:

:thumb:
:LOL::LOL::LOL:

[Grumpy_Bottom]

This shall be forevermore known as the thread that cost a thousand retinas

[Muse]

I see my fellow planeteers has not disappointed me

:thumb:

[Pyxis]

Don't worry, I'm not gonna post these:

http://reactin.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/man-boobs.jpg

Just so you know what I plan on not posting

, because that would be mean, inconsiderate, and rude. :coffee:


Not to mention shitty.:coffee:

[Muse]

Oh gosh this thread has had me in tears,

thank you Planet

[Ras]

It tells ME that this place is always ready to turn a feather into an elephant :coffee:
That's such a healthy attitude to meet life with :rockon:

Speaking of feathers.......

[Claremonster]

Not to mention shitty.:coffee:

True. It would be a real shitty thing to do, to post these.

http://reactin.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/man-boobs.jpg

[Muse]

True. It would be a real shitty thing to do, to post these.

http://reactin.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/man-boobs.jpg

and to quote from you again yip be not nice

[newsleepyjean]

Well, that, and all the "I'D HIT IT!" replies from some of our more eccentric posters. :pYou talking about me again?

[Claremonster]

You talking about me again?

Only if you'd post "I'D HIT IT!" when one of our Buffalo Bob type posters links us up with a pic of their latest "Woman Suit"...

[Muse]

Clare you have not posted that pic in a few min, ah mind doing the honors?

[Claremonster]

Clare you have not posted that pic in a few min, ah mind doing the honors?

Why would I do something shitty like that?

[Claremonster]

http://reactin.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/man-boobs.jpg

[Muse]

http://reactin.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/man-boobs.jpg

rofl

[newsleepyjean]

Only if you'd post "I'D HIT IT!" when one of our Buffalo Bob type posters links us up with a pic of their latest "Woman Suit"...Well as long as we're all going to Hell along with this thread...........

[Muse]

Well as long as we're all going to Hell along with this thread...........

saw this show live loved it!
:)

[Claremonster]

Well as long as we're all going to Hell along with this thread...........

I used to go to midnight showing of that, dressed like that. :rockon:

[Grumpy_Bottom]

I used to go to midnight showing of that, dressed like that. :rockon:
So you like teh frankenfurters? :coffee:

[Claremonster]

So you like teh frankenfurters? :coffee:

No, but I'm so damned hot, I can get away with anything. :coffee:

[Grumpy_Bottom]

No, but I'm so damned hot, I can get away with anything. :coffee:
I especially like your pierced nipple and boob acne :spock:

[newsleepyjean]

saw this show live loved it!
:)Me, too!
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[Claremonster]

I especially like your pierced nipple and boob acne :spock:

Thanks. I work out.

[Muse]

Thanks. I work out.

how?:muse:

[newsleepyjean]

I used to go to midnight showing of that, dressed like that. :rockon:I think I saw you there........

[Claremonster]

how?:muse:

How.

http://www.softpedia.com/screenshots/Native-American-Art_3.png

[Claremonster]

I think I saw you there........

ROFL :LOL:

:toast:

[newsleepyjean]

How.

http://www.softpedia.com/screenshots/Native-American-Art_3.pngIn a little New Mexico town, a pretty young tourist watched with considerable interest as an Indian said "Chance" to every passing female. Finally, when curiosity got the best of her, she walked up to him and said "Hello"—to which he answered, "Chance."
Instead of strolling on, she turned to him and said, "I thought all Indians said 'How.' "
Replied the Indian: "I know how—just want chance."

[Claremonster]

In a little New Mexico town, a pretty young tourist watched with considerable interest as an Indian said "Chance" to every passing female. Finally, when curiosity got the best of her, she walked up to him and said "Hello"—to which he answered, "Chance."
Instead of strolling on, she turned to him and said, "I thought all Indians said 'How.' "
Replied the Indian: "I know how—just want chance."

:thumb:

[shirtsleeve]

I think I saw you there........
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[Grumpy_Bottom]

Thanks. I work out.
http://www.roughedge.com/photogallery/1999/images/S_jimrose1.jpg

So I see :coffee:

[fulltilt]

1. Sixteen pages and no thread subject yet

2. The most savage thread highjack in Planet history.

3. As the bile rises into my mouth, I can only wonder if the manbewbs are lifted up in the shower to wash underneath?

:rolleyes:

[Muse]

How.

http://www.softpedia.com/screenshots/Native-American-Art_3.png

you are incorrigable :thumb:

[Moebius]

1. Sixteen pages and no thread subject yet

2. The most savage thread highjack in Planet history.

3. As the bile rises into my mouth, I can only wonder if the manbewbs are lifted up in the shower to wash underneath?

:rolleyes:


I take some small comfort in knowning that I only have manbewb clevage if I squeeze, and that I have no "underbewb" cleavage to worry about. Oh, and no heinous pimple action.

[Muse]

I take some small comfort in knowning that I only have manbewb clevage if I squeeze, and that I have no "underbewb" cleavage to worry about. Oh, and no heinous pimple action.

you know you started it all right?

:kisss:

[gomezcat]

Perhaps he wants to start a football thread :shrug:

On this board? Is he f***ing insane? :thwak:

[matou98]

On this board? Is he f***ing insane? :thwak:
Easy, easy. I'm sure he'd never do such a stoopid thing. Then he'd blow his cover as a true Planeteer and go into the masses of stupid, normal football forum poster. :cute:

[Mrs Gomezcat]

I am beginning to think its Sado-masichist.

Whips, chains, mink hancuffs, candlewax. These are a few of my favorite things.

To use or have used? Just curious. :whip:

[Claremonster]

To use or have used? Just curious. :whip:

I say we clunk him on the head, and when he wakes up bound and gagged, being whipped, with extremely hot candle wax dripping on his nipples, we'll get our answer... :fire:

Science is fun. :coffee:

[gomezcat]

I still haven't had my gerbil back and I'm getting lonely. :sulk:

[matou98]

I still haven't had my gerbil back and I'm getting lonely. :sulk:
What happened to it?

[gomezcat]

Dont' quote what? be specific, please. :coffee:

What happened to it?

It got used in some bizarre ritual earlier in the thread... :bhump:

[matou98]

It got used in some bizarre ritual earlier in the thread... :bhump:
Oh... maybe I just don't wanna know :shake:

[matou98]

Good call.


By - get that gerbil out of your butt. :harumph:
Oh yea, now I remember. Wish I didn't :blink:

[imapig]

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2006-07/operation-remove-lightbulb.jpg...:coffee:

[imapig]

It got used in some bizarre ritual earlier in the thread... :bhump:http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k137/audiotaliban/gerbil.gifPeta made these just for you...:coffee:

[IndyColtsSBXLI]

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll288/jbs143/This-Thread-Fails.gif

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll289/bp123123/gay_thread.jpg

why don't you just post it! your killing me

[babalu87]

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll288/jbs143/This-Thread-Fails.gif

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll289/bp123123/gay_thread.jpg

why don't you just post it! your killing me


Killing YOU?

BTW
You cant be using that Richard Simmons pic without the following disclaimer

(used by permission of teh babalu 2009)

[IndyColtsSBXLI]

Killing YOU?

BTW
You cant be using that Richard Simmons pic without the following disclaimer

(used by permission of teh babalu 2009)

You confused me here? it's not like im gonna get arrested???

And not really killing me just messin

[babalu87]

You confused me here? it's not like im gonna get arrested???

Wanna bet?

Are you familiar with the assclown asylum

[IndyColtsSBXLI]

Wanna bet?

Are you familiar with the assclown asylum

What did i do something wrong? am i not allowed to say Gay?

[gomezcat]

One of my favourite threads in the 17 or so months that I have been posting actively here. Well worth a re-read. :rockon:

[Pyxis]

Holy shit. I just read it again.