The REAL reason Charles Barkley was speeding

[easycome_easygo]

Ex-NBA superstar told Arizona cops he was racing to get a "blow job"

DECEMBER 31--Following his arrest earlier today for drunk driving, Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had "given him a 'blow job' one week earlier," which the former NBA star described as "the best one he had ever had in his life." According to a Gilbert Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here, police asked Barkley where he was going at the time of the 1:26 AM traffic stop in Scottsdale. "You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job," answered Barkley, who is pictured in the below mug shot. A cooperative Barkley also joked with a civilian police employee that, "I'll tattoo your name on my ass" if it would get him out of the DUI charge. Barkley, 45, was busted after failing field sobriety tests, and had blood drawn so investigators could establish his alcohol content. Barkley was cited for a misdemeanor charge and released at the scene, thus avoiding a trip to the Maricopa County jail. Barkley, now a basketball commentator on TNT, was elected to the NBA Hall of Fame in 2006. His 16-year career included an MVP award and a spot on the 1992 U.S. Olympic basketball squad, the so-called Dream Team that captured the gold medal. He has several prior arrests, including a 1997 aggravated battery bust and a 1991 assault collar.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1231081barkley1.html

ROFLROFLROFL I'm bored. :shrug:

[tehrick67]

If I thought I was going to get a bj I would have broken the sound barrier:coffee:

[Claremonster]

Ex-NBA superstar told Arizona cops he was racing to get a "blow job"



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1231081barkley1.html

ROFLROFLROFL I'm bored. :shrug:




Barkley, 45, was busted after failing field sobriety tests, and had blood drawn so investigators could establish his alcohol content. Barkley was cited for a misdemeanor charge and released at the scene, thus avoiding a trip to the Maricopa County jail



Wait... what about all those "Drive Hammered, get Nailed" commercials that say you WILL go to jail if you drive under the influence...? I guess that doesn't apply to famous people? :shrug:



The blowjob thing is pretty funny, though ROFL

[tehrick67]

Wait... what about all those "Drive Hammered, get Nailed" commercials that say you WILL go to jail if you drive under the influence...? I guess that doesn't apply to famous people? :shrug:





I wonder if he walked over and got his bj:shrug:

[Claremonster]

I wonder if he walked over and got his bj:shrug:

Probably, and when he got there she said, "Sorry, I'm fresh out!"

[easycome_easygo]

Wait... what about all those "Drive Hammered, get Nailed" commercials that say you WILL go to jail if you drive under the influence...? I guess that doesn't apply to famous people? :shrug:



The blowjob thing is pretty funny, though ROFL

Lol, what a complete maroon! ROFL I will know what's up next time I see someone speeding down the road. "Oh he must be on his way to get a blowjob." :doh:

[tehrick67]

Just a little advise, if your getting a blowjob while driving don't hit any pot holes:coffee:

[Claremonster]

Lol, what a complete maroon! ROFL I will know what's up next time I see someone speeding down the road. "Oh he must be on his way to get a blowjob." :doh:

I remember reading an article in Playboy years ago, that talked about the things guys would put themselves through for sex. One person they talked to had a slipped disk in his back, but he had an opportunity to have sex so he did, injured himself further, and had to call 911 ROFL Another guy was at work, and had an opportunity to get some strange, and he took the opportunity... then on his way home, he realized that he smelled like sex, perfume, and whatever, so he stopped at a gas station on his way home that night, and doused himself with gasoline, figuring he could cover up the evidence of another woman... then, got in his car, started driving, and almost lit a cigarette...


We men are strange animals. :shake:

[easycome_easygo]

I guess Matt Dillon was racing for a little sumthin' sumthin' as well. ROFL

Matt Dillon was arrested overnight!

The actor was busted in Vermont for speeding - a lot.

State Police stopped Dillon on Interstate 91 in Newbury. He was reportedly traveling 106 miles per hour.

He is due in court next month to answer to a charge of excessive speed.

[Claremonster]

I guess Matt Dillon was racing for a little sumthin' sumthin' as well. ROFL

106 miles an hour in Newbury? For a blowjob? In Newbury? Shit, Newbury is a place where, if you were promised a blowjob, you might wanna drive 100 miles an hour to get AWAY from it...

[Muse]

I guess Matt Dillon was racing for a little sumthin' sumthin' as well. ROFL

He needs to talk to Charles and get the story straight huh?:)

[tehrick67]

I guess Matt Dillon was racing for a little sumthin' sumthin' as well. ROFL

He was going to give a blowjob:coffee:

[easycome_easygo]

I remember reading an article in Playboy years ago, that talked about the things guys would put themselves through for sex. One person they talked to had a slipped disk in his back, but he had an opportunity to have sex so he did, injured himself further, and had to call 911 ROFL Another guy was at work, and had an opportunity to get some strange, and he took the opportunity... then on his way home, he realized that he smelled like sex, perfume, and whatever, so he stopped at a gas station on his way home that night, and doused himself with gasoline, figuring he could cover up the evidence of another woman... then, got in his car, started driving, and almost lit a cigarette...


We men are strange animals. :shake:

Wow! Someone who actually reads the articles in Playboy. eeek

[easycome_easygo]

He was going to give a blowjob:coffee:

ROFL

[Muse]

Wow! Someone who actually reads the articles in Playboy. eeek

:bow:

[johnlocke]

Wow! Someone who actually reads the articles in Playboy. eeek

You get it just for teh pics of teh wiminz? :shrug:

[Claremonster]

Wow! Someone who actually reads the articles in Playboy. eeek

Hey, when you already have the perfect woman, who needs airbrushed plastic chicks?

[easycome_easygo]

You get it just for teh pics of teh wiminz? :shrug:

I don't look at that magazine. Cosmo is my bible. :p

[easycome_easygo]

Hey, when you already have the perfect woman, who needs airbrushed plastic chicks?

Awe, thanks Clare. wuv

Oh wait, you're not talking about me. :sulk:

[Muse]

Awe, thanks Clare. wuv

Oh wait, you're not talking about me. :sulk:

wuv you are adored

[imapig]

Hey, when you already have the perfect woman, who needs airbrushed plastic chicks?
I bet your Idea of a perfect woman has 3 tits, can suck chrome off a hitch, and cooks your game every night...:coffee:

[Claremonster]

I bet your Idea of a perfect woman has 3 tits, can suck chrome off a hitch, and cooks your game every night...:coffee:

Your point? :rolleyes:

[imapig]

Your point? :rolleyes:
your the f ucking man!:Party:

[SteelerFan87]

I hope they don't catch me speeding on my way to Tennessee...

:coffee:


:D

[Claremonster]

I hope they don't catch anyone speeding to my house...

:coffee:


:D

:fire:

[patswin]

I don't look at that magazine. Cosmo is my bible. :p+

I see Cosmo at the grocery checkout all the time. Every cover I see has articles about female orgasmic techniques and the like. Any truth to those?

[Claremonster]

+

I see Cosmo at the grocery checkout all the time. Every cover I see has articles about female orgasmic techniques and the like. Any truth to those?

I have a stack of them (Cosmo, not female orgasms) in my nightstand. I'll try some, and let you know.

[patswin]

Hey, when you already have the perfect woman, who needs airbrushed plastic chicks?

Wanted: Perfect woman. Must be able to cook and clean fish. Must own boat and motor. Please send pics of boat and motor.....

[easycome_easygo]

Must own boat and motor. Please send pics of boat and motor.....

I don't own a boat and motor but yeah you know where I'm going with this. ROFL

:p

Okay I'm going out for the night. Don't wait up for me. :)

[JD10367]

So you buy Playboy only to avoid the pics and read the articles. Perfect woman my ass. Just come out of the closet and stop the charade!! :hump:

"He" also knows pocketbooks very well, and picks out good jewelry. :rolleyes: ROFL

[jaychamp]

I was trying to edit my post and deleted it by accident. Glad you quoted me :)

[Claremonster]

:harumph:"He" also knows pocketbooks very well, and picks out good jewelry. :rolleyes: ROFL

Ah... but I have discovered the secret that has eluded men for centuries.

Listening and paying attention = an unlimited supply of blowjobs and :hump:

Been trying to teach you all the secret, :shake: but I can see the only resort I have left is to write a book and SELL the information.

[JD10367]

:harumph:

Ah... but I have discovered the secret that has eluded men for centuries.

Listening and paying attention = an unlimited supply of blowjobs and :hump:

Been trying to teach you all the secret, :shake: but I can see the only resort I have left is to write a book and SELL the information.

"Men Are From Mars, Women Suck My Penis", by Clare Monster?

[Claremonster]

"Men Are From Mars, Women Suck My Penis", by Clare Monster?

Sounds good :toast:




ROFL ROFL ROFL

[LurkingWife]

"Men Are From Mars, Women Suck My Penis", by Clare Monster?


Hey, you bought that book.

[tommysgirl]

:harumph:

Ah... but I have discovered the secret that has eluded men for centuries.

Listening and paying attention = an unlimited supply of blowjobs and :hump:

Been trying to teach you all the secret, :shake: but I can see the only resort I have left is to write a book and SELL the information.

Men don't have the attention span to read. They're too busy thinking about how to get blowjobs and :hump:. It's a vicious cycle.

[Claremonster]

Men don't have the attention span to read. They're too busy thinking about how to get blowjobs and :hump:. It's a vicious cycle.

I"m sorry, what? I was trying to get a blowjob and :hump:

[Costanza]

Men don't have the attention span to read. They're too busy thinking about how to get blowjobs and :hump:. It's a vicious cycle.

Put it in the can and they will read it. :D

[Claremonster]

Put it in the can and they will read it. :D

:LOL:

[dchester]

If I thought I was going to get a bj I would have broken the sound barrier:coffee:

Yes, I don't see what the issue is here.

:shrug:

[Costanza]

Yes, I don't see what the issue is here.

:shrug:

It must have been a woman cop. A lesbian, even.

[Claremonster]

It must have been a woman cop. A lesbian, even.

I wonder if the reason she let him go instead of arresting him and hauling him to jail for DUI was because he and she engaged in a swordfight.

[Steve-o]

So, wait. Does this make him less likely or more likely to become the Governor of Alabama?

[easycome_easygo]

Nascar driver Danica Patrick got pulled over for speeding recently in Arizona. I wonder if she was on her way to give a bj. :p

[Costanza]

Nascar driver Danica Patrick got pulled over for speeding recently in Arizona. I wonder if she was on her way to give a bj. :p

:rimshot: ROFL

[luso2kx]

Charles Barkley = Hero of the Common Man