Hi Losers!

[Dwight Schrute]

dwight at the philly Zoo I witnessed a giraffe erect.....I wish my arms were that long
- I would be the only 6'-2" center in the NBA

See. Now that is just some scary super-sized junk! What are they thinking letting the thing roam around like that with children about?

[Claremonster]

See. Now that is just some scary super-sized junk! What are they thinking letting the thing roam around like that with children about?

Poor giraffe, having to walk back in the dark, alone...

[RavenZ]

:mad:Don't hijack the pig jerking thread!:mad:

:shrug:

[Muse]

Poor giraffe, having to walk back in the dark, alone...

well maybe someone here was to hold his tail?

:shrug:

[Pyxis]

Wow. I leave for a few weeks and this is what I find.:shrug:

[Muse]

Wow. I leave for a few weeks and this is what I find.:shrug:

And your thoughts are?:shrug:

[Hogfarmer]

the Giraffe did him in

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1284/1223477281_b0010f4b17_m.jpg


Hey, that reminds me, when I was young my father was a zoo veternarian , me and my brother would sneak in at night and turn the monkeys in with geese. the monkeys would have their way with them just like the way the Chiefs are gonna have their way with Brady. I really don't expect Brady will survive the 1st qtr. Our D-line is huge. Nothing like last year.

[mikiemo83]

See. Now that is just some scary super-sized junk! What are they thinking letting the thing roam around like that with children about?Beats me


but the female went into hiding


remember a pigs penis is as curly as his tail

[Muse]

Will you still be around after Sunday's game? Or will you disappear like the others?

[RavenZ]

Hey, that reminds me, when I was young my father was a zoo veternarian , me and my brother would sneak in at night and turn the monkeys in with geese. the monkeys would have their way with them just like the way the Chiefs are gonna have their way with Brady. I really don't expect Brady will survive the 1st qtr. Our D-line is huge. Nothing like last year.

Gonna play to win the game, are they?

[Dwight Schrute]

dwight at the philly Zoo I witnessed a giraffe erect.....I wish my arms were that long
- I would be the only 6'-2" center in the NBA

I did the electrical work years and years ago in a development off 139 in Marshfield. The road there took me past a small horse farm. I'd be drinking my morning cup 'o joe and drive by and take a look at the horses daily.

One day I'm driving by and this one horse looks odd. I see it has 5 legs! That's not a fifth leg! That's his dick draggin' in the hay!

WTFHUGEDICKONAHORSE!!!!!!

[Pyxis]

And your thoughts are?:shrug:

I can't figure out how to sum up my thoughts, Muse! LOL

The first post of this thread was weird.

[Undertaker #59]

Hey, that reminds me, when I was young my father was a zoo veternarian , me and my brother would sneak in at night and turn the monkeys in with geese. the monkeys would have their way with them just like the way the Chiefs are gonna have their way with Brady. I really don't expect Brady will survive the 1st qtr. Our D-line is huge. Nothing like last year.

So you're saying that the Chiefs are Goose Fvckers? :shrug:

[Muse]

I can't figure out how to sum up my thoughts, Muse! LOL

The first post of this thread was weird.

ROFL and that is about how the whole thread is:)
Welcome back lady

[PatsFan09]

.

Herm the Sperm Edwards must be his nickname for Hog.

[RoadGrader]

the Giraffe did him in

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1284/1223477281_b0010f4b17_m.jpgJHC mikie....that is some serious leverage there :clap:

why I declare Ah haven't seen levarahg like theyat since -----well, this.........

http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=64167&stc=1&d=1220410047

and yes, Ah have no ideah wah Ah am tahlkin lyahk VYF rat now :shrug:

[Pyxis]

ROFL and that is about how the whole thread is:)
Welcome back lady


Thanks. I just have 5 minutes to run through. Thought I'd check out what kind a stuff has been up.

[Dwight Schrute]

Hey, that reminds me, when I was young my father was a zoo veternarian , me and my brother would sneak in at night and turn the monkeys in with geese. the monkeys would have their way with them just like the way the Chiefs are gonna have their way with Brady. I really don't expect Brady will survive the 1st qtr. Our D-line is huge. Nothing like last year.

So it runs in the family?

[Muse]

Thanks. I just have 5 minutes to run through. Thought I'd check out what kind a stuff has been up.

Tell ya never a dull moment here on the Planet o:-)

[TBrownslady]

Oh man I am leaving work early! You all have a wonderful weekend! I hope to bump in to some of you on Sunday!!! Most of you have my number! byyyyye

[bideau]

So you're saying that the Chiefs are Goose Fvckers? :shrug:

+1

[Dwight Schrute]

Oh man I am leaving work early! You all have a wonderful weekend! I hope to bump in to some of you on Sunday!!! Most of you have my number! byyyyye

Stop by and pee on this pipe for me!

[Hogfarmer]

Hey, I gotta go guys. I have a well, uh, an appointment with #326. He's a hampshire you know. It's been fun and good luck Sunday. You're gonna need it !

[Pyxis]

Tell ya never a dull moment here on the Planet o:-)


Wish I could be here more but work is a mother right now. Hope I don't get caught playing right now!

[Undertaker #59]

Hey, I gotta go guys. I have a well, uh, an appointment with #326. He's a hampshire you know. It's been fun and good luck Sunday. You're gonna need it !

Thanks for coming by and starting a classic thread. Don't be a stranger.

[TBrownslady]

Stop by and pee on this pipe for me!

Sure thing I'll be right there! :thumb:

[Hawg73]

Hey, that reminds me, when I was young my father was a zoo veternarian , me and my brother would sneak in at night and turn the monkeys in with geese. the monkeys would have their way with them just like the way the Chiefs are gonna have their way with Brady. I really don't expect Brady will survive the 1st qtr. Our D-line is huge. Nothing like last year.

Herm Edwards was asked his opinion of this scenario and, as usual, responded with the wit and charm he is noted for:


"When you go to the prom, you go rent your tuxedo, you get one of those big limousines and you feel pretty good. The next day you come to school, you've still got a goose hanging off your dick."

[Dwight Schrute]

Hey, I gotta go guys. I have a well, uh, an appointment with #326. He's a hampshire you know. It's been fun and good luck Sunday. You're gonna need it !

Watch out for carpal tunnel!

Or "tennis" elbow!

Check back after the whitewashing(probably not a good term as far as you're concerned) Sunday!

[Muse]

Oh boy I hope Hogfarmer comes back after Sunday:)

[Dwight Schrute]

Herm Edwards was asked his opinion of this scenario and, as usual, responded with the wit and charm he is noted for:


"When you go to the prom, you go rent your tuxedo, you get one of those big limousines and you feel pretty good. The next day you come to school, you've still got a goose hanging off your dick."

ROFLROFLROFL

[Muse]

seems appropriate for a hog farmer

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[Dwight Schrute]

Oh boy I hope Hogfarmer comes back after Sunday:)

I think he'll probably move on to week two's opponent.

If not, it will be fun!

[Muse]

I think he'll probably move on to week two's opponent.

If not, it will be fun!


darn he made my day :)

:cool:

[Dwight Schrute]

seems appropriate for a hog farmer

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I'm thinking more along the lines of Ole McDonald.

[Claremonster]

I think he'll probably move on to week two's pig list.

It will be fun!

Fixed. :coffee:

[Muse]

Fixed. :coffee:

:kisss:

you smart man you:)

[Pyxis]

:kisss:

you smart man you:)


Hey Muse...I gotta bolt. I'll try to stop in tomorrow. I have to finish a contract we just landed with Oxford University. WooooHooooo!!!

[Muse]

Hey Muse...I gotta bolt. I'll try to stop in tomorrow. I have to finish a contract we just landed with Oxford University. WooooHooooo!!!

hot dayum woman woohoo

talk to you soon then:)

[sonsofkraftybob]

With the screen name Hogfarmer...you better be female.

But I am picturing some toothless hillbilly in overalls with a metal rake, corn cob pipe and a straw hat tilling the penis fields with a shit eating grin on his lips.

[Dwight Schrute]

With the screen name Hogfarmer...you better be female.

But I am picturing some toothless hillbilly in overalls with a metal rake, corn cob pipe and a straw hat tilling the penis fields with a shit eating grin on his lips.

Up to his ankles in pig slop, grinning from ear to ear thinking of the next tug-job.

[Claremonster]

So, hopefully HogFarmer will come back because, one question I had was, how's his vision? Or does the whole "Don't do that, you'll go blind" thing not apply when yu're masterbating farm animal? :shrug:

[Muse]

is the party over?

[ParanoidPatriot]

hogfarmers Gf?

http://www.innovatingtowin.com/innovating_to_win/images/pig-lipstick.jpg

[12over4]

I'm new here and just wanted to let you know that the next time you eat that pork chop, well, I'm probably the one that jerked off that boar and inseminated that sow to make that for you and , well, after the Chiefs hand you that big loss sunday you'll still be able to go to the fridge and pull out your sausage thanks to me!
Hello hog****er. Well while you sodomize your pig wife and blame it on that damn baby you can also get down on both knees and do what you do to your brother which is self explanatory,:hump:. So why don't you get out of here before we make look like more of an idiot than you already do.

[CleatMarks]

Is school out again?

[Undertaker #59]

Hello hog****er. Well while you sodomize your pig wife and blame it on that damn baby you can also get down on both knees and do what you do to your brother which is self explanatory,:hump:. So why don't you get out of here before we make look like more of an idiot than you already do.

:shake:

[Muse]

may be time to close the thread?

[gomezcat]

This thread makes the Baby Jesus want to rub one out. :shrug:

That's wrong on sooooo many levels and I'm nowhere near being religious.

+1. :thumb:

[gomezcat]

Is school out again?

I think you are making assumptions that this person has ever been to school.

[tommysgirl]

Dudes..this was a funny thread. Don't start really going off on the guy, he was having fun and playing....:shake:

[Claremonster]

A perfect thread. Ruined :sulk:

[Muse]

A perfect thread. Ruined :sulk:

:hug:

[gomezcat]

Dudes..this was a funny thread. Don't start really going off on the guy, he was having fun and playing....:shake:

I couldn't be arsed reading through it all. Then I read through a bit and thought "ok, he's being funny", but I'd already posted by then. Think of it as me getting practice in for the next, real troll. :shrug:

[gomezcat]

A perfect thread. Ruined :sulk:

Hrmph. :mad: :spank::whip2:

[Muse]

I couldn't be arsed reading through it all. Then I read through a bit and thought "ok, he's being funny", but I'd already posted by then. Think of it as me getting practice in for the next, real troll. :shrug:

We have the jets in week two:)

[Claremonster]

Hrmph. :mad: :spank::whip2:

Good thing The Baby Jesus already rubbed one out, or he'd be really pissed at you and would turn your beer into vinegar later.

[gomezcat]

We have the jets in week two:)

So we do. Time to get out all those google image two fingered salutes and the like. I've deleted my post cos I clearly should have read through the thread first. Ho hum. :blink:

[gomezcat]

Good thing The Baby Jesus already rubbed one out, or he'd be really pissed at you and would turn your beer into vinegar later.

Tsk tsk. Drinking night is tomorrow night. Friday is recovering from the week and crashing early night (it's 10.15 here).

[dropKickMurphy]

I'm new here and just wanted to let you know that the next time you eat that pork chop, well, I'm probably the one that jerked off that boar and inseminated that sow to make that for you and , well, after the Chiefs hand you that big loss sunday you'll still be able to go to the fridge and pull out your sausage thanks to me!

Welcome.

Say, we had another member who used to be fond of giving handjobs to a certain Hawg.

We haven't heard from her in quite some time. If you happen to see her at your next Swine Masturbator's Anonymous meeting, tell her we said hi.

[EasyBigFella*]

If this thread is any indication, this is going to be a very fun season.

I think in Hogmaster's honor, I'm going to head to the store, buy a pork sausage and jerk it off behind my shed. Good night everyone!

[12over4]

Damn, i knew I overdid.
Should stick to the one-liners

[BY1401]

I have not read this thread.

Should I?

[Muse]

I have not read this thread.

Should I?
YES

[BY1401]

It looks kind of long, and I'm not a fast reader. :sulk:

[Muse]

It looks kind of long, and I'm not a fast reader. :sulk:

cliff notes?

[BY1401]

Do you have any?

[Muse]

Do you have any?

yip want it here or in PM?

[BY1401]

Either way. :)

[Muse]

Either way. :)

ok hogfarmer OP blasted the Pats saying his Chiefs were gonna beat us

Of course the group on PP ponied up and blasted him in good humor and taste

Then he made the fatal flaw
He said he is a hog farmer and he masturbates the hogs and knows how much they give out and how long it takes for orgasm

SOooooooooooooooooooo
you know where that went with THIS crowd on PP right?


He then got upset that we hijack his thread but like someone said, the minute you mentioned the above it was going to pot

done:)

a good read:)

[Costanza]

Let me just clarify real quick that I do not jack any of my pigs off. :Lecture:

[TITAN126]

Let me just clarify real quick that I do not jack any of my pigs off. :Lecture:

I thought you were married? ;)



Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh somebody stop me! :rimshot:

[mikiemo83]

Good thing The Baby Jesus already rubbed one out, or he'd be really pissed at you and would turn your beer into vinegar later.this from the bass player of satans penis....gawd I love this demented, group of malcontents

1 giant group hug to all you pervs....it's ok you can grab my ass :hug:

[Muse]

this from the bass player of satans penis....gawd I love this demented, group of malcontents

1 giant group hug to all you pervs....it's ok you can grab my ass :hug:


oerrr me first me first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wuv

[patswin]

Where is the hogfarmer anyway?
What, is he out smoking a post-coital cigarette with his ladies?

[gomezcat]

oerrr me first me first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wuv

I'll have sloppy seconds with him then. :hump:

[gomezcat]

this from the bass player of satans penis....gawd I love this demented, group of malcontents

1 giant group hug to all you pervs....it's ok you can grab my ass :hug:

Yeah, he's just a sick Injun bastid. I used to think I was sick till I came to this board. Any board where I can put a poll with the things I put in my "how excited are you about the coming season?" is good with me.

I have something of a split online personality; there's the slightly nutty moderator on patsfans, who is otherwise sensible and then there's me on here who is the real me, as Her Highness would testify when I take the masking tape off her. It's the only way to stop her talking.

[Mrs Gomezcat]

It's the only way to stop her talking.

I can think of better ways ;-)

He really is loosing it if he thinks he can shut me up :shrug:

Oh, and BTW, he can do sensible when he needs to. I think having to be reasonably sensible for 8 hours a day at work is rather a strain on his psyche though so he rarely does it otherwise.

[Muse]

I'll have sloppy seconds with him then. :hump:

Let's ask mikie :)

[bmooney54]

Hogfarmer talks about jerking off pigs in a thread entitled "Hi Losers" makes me think he went to the wrong booth at career day in high school. "Hmmm? fireman, nope...doctor, nope...carpenter, nope...oh this one looks fun!" Hindsight 20/20 I guess?

[tehrick67]

This thread is teh awsum..

[ParanoidPatriot]

Hey hoggie, has Herm learned the time out rules yet.

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/a/af/Herm&thecount.png/200px-Herm&thecount.png

[Hogfarmer]

You will see shortly!!!!! Just Remember , Eat bacon!

[BradyLady12]

mmm me loves me some bacon.

[bmooney54]

Pig whisperer, Do you still have those guys that dress in drag and wear the hog noses at your games?

[sir_drinkalot]

Pig whisperer, Do you still have those guys that dress in drag and wear the hog noses at your games?


pssst.....(redskins)

Chiefs have people that dress up as dwarfs so they'll be allowed to stand up at home games.

[HarpoonIPA]

Pig whisperer, Do you still have those guys that dress in drag and wear the hog noses at your games?

:huh:Isn’t that the Redskins fans you’re thinking of:shrug:

[bmooney54]

Yea, I guess I confused myself. It must have been a Freudian thing. Hog farmer jerks off pigs and those guys dress like pigs so I thought...well you know what I thought.

[SteelerFan87]

ROFL ROFL

This thread MUST go in the classics!

[EasyBigFella*]

This is just a fantastic thread. It MUST be send to the Oedipius Forum and Hogmaster must get a lifetime achievement award or something.

[Muse]

if not that at least a pearl necklace :)

[EasyBigFella*]

You will see shortly!!!!! Just Remember , Eat bacon!

Remember Hogfarmer, if you shake the pig's pencil more than once, you are playing with it.

[SteelerFan87]

This is just a fantastic thread. It MUST be send to the Oedipius Forum and Hogmaster must get a lifetime achievement award or something.

Most pigs masturbated in a lifetime?

:shrug:

[bmooney54]

A real doll for our new friend...

[EasyBigFella*]

Most pigs masturbated in a lifetime?

:shrug:

Works for me. The problem is, I HOPE he's the only guy on this board who has jaggedoff a pig. Therefore, if he did he once, he wins by default. I think we should crown him the "Proud Prince of Pig Penile Proliferation"

[bmooney54]

"Ppp Proud Prince of PppPig Penile Proliferation of PppPatriots Planet"

Porky would be ppproud!

[EasyBigFella*]

Porky would be ppproud!

Hogmaster: "Porky Pig. I hit that".

LOL.

[SteelerFan87]

I'm new here and just wanted to let you know that the next time you eat that pork chop, well, I'm probably the one that jerked off that boar and inseminated that sow to make that for you and , well, after the Chiefs hand you that big loss sunday you'll still be able to go to the fridge and pull out your sausage thanks to me!

What a malaka...



:D

[Hogfarmer]

Ok' Losers , It's Sunday morning, I'm here at work grinding feed , I've got 12 ton of feed to make and get in the bins before the game, I understand that it's gonna be a wet and windy day there. At least you will have a good excuse after your team goes down. Our punter is gonna be ferocious. I expect your punt returner will have at least 3 fumbles. That's right! May the semen from a thousand boars flood your stadium!!!!!!!!! Go Chiefs!!!!!!!!!!

[Muse]

Ok' Losers , It's Sunday morning, I'm here at work grinding feed , I've got 12 ton of feed to make and get in the bins before the game, I understand that it's gonna be a wet and windy day there. At least you will have a good excuse after your team goes down. Our punter is gonna be ferocious. I expect your punt returner will have at least 3 fumbles. That's right! May the semen from a thousand boars flood your stadium!!!!!!!!! Go Chiefs!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome back friend :wave:

[patswin]

Ok' Losers , It's Sunday morning, I'm here at work grinding feed , I've got 12 ton of feed to make and get in the bins before the game, I understand that it's gonna be a wet and windy day there. At least you will have a good excuse after your team goes down. Our punter is gonna be ferocious. I expect your punt returner will have at least 3 fumbles. That's right! May the semen from a thousand boars flood your stadium!!!!!!!!! Go Chiefs!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure this will be close to your last post, so enjoy the game. I got you pegged for the type that disappears after the beat-down.

[Hogfarmer]

I'm sure this will be close to your last post, so enjoy the game. I got you pegged for the type that disappears after the beat-down.


I'll be back to rub salt in your wounds or take my lumps. :Party:I have learned from years of Boar masturbation that you've got to take the bad with the good.

[newsleepyjean]

Yes, But now I have my own thread. Well, enjoy, Einstein. I don't expect you'll be here too long. :yawn: :zzz:

[patsload]

Ok' Losers , It's Sunday morning, I'm here at work grinding feed , I've got 12 ton of feed to make and get in the bins before the game, I understand that it's gonna be a wet and windy day there. At least you will have a good excuse after your team goes down. Our punter is gonna be ferocious. I expect your punt returner will have at least 3 fumbles. That's right! May the semen from a thousand boars flood your stadium!!!!!!!!! Go Chiefs!!!!!!!!!!

It's a sunny day

[Hogfarmer]

Well, enjoy, Einstein. I don't expect you'll be here too long. :yawn:

I won't be around the computer this afternoon, but I'll check in Monday when I'm done wacking off!

[Hogfarmer]

It's a sunny day


It won't be for long, The doom and gloom will be setting in shortly.

[tommysgirl]

ROFLROFL

I hope Hogfarmer stays. I love the Chiefs fans.

[newsleepyjean]

I won't be around the computer this afternoon, but I'll check in Monday when I'm done wacking off!
hey, do what ya do best! and btw? This will be my last response to you. I don't suffer fools too well. BU BYE :peace:<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/w7CclVneVpw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w7CclVneVpw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[SteelerFan87]

I have learned from years of Boar masturbation that you've got to take the bad with the good.

ROFL ROFL

Another classic quote from Hogfarmer!

[Hogfarmer]

Hey, that reminds me, when I was young my father was a zoo veternarian , me and my brother would sneak in at night and turn the monkeys in with geese. the monkeys would have their way with them just like the way the Chiefs are gonna have their way with Brady. I really don't expect Brady will survive the 1st qtr. Our D-line is huge. Nothing like last year.


WOW! My condolences! At least you HAD a quarterback!:Poke:


Look at the bright side. At least now you will know if Cassel is as good now as he was in High School!

[Spentcartridge]

If the Pats can still win most of the division games, they have a shot @ the playoffs. Once this happens, who knows where it can lead. How about your Chiefs? Got enough talent?

[tehrick67]

WOW! My condolences! At least you HAD a quarterback!:Poke:


Look at the bright side. At least now you will know if Cassel is as good now as he was in High School!

Speaking of High School, maybe the Chefs could beat a High School team, maybe not..

[RoadGrader]

WOW! My condolences! At least you HAD a quarterback!:Poke:


Look at the bright side. At least now you will know if Cassel is as good now as he was in High School!yeah well I for one would have been much more accepting of the play had one of your big fatguy D-linemen flopped onto TB's shin rather than that stumblebum Pollard who turtled when he saw Sammy Morris pick him up on his blitz route

what was Pollard thinking taking a dive at Morris? did he fall down all by hissef? fahkin' loser jadr0ol bastid :shake:

[Undertaker #59]

Are Chiefs fans in general upset at losing Brodie? Or would they rather have Huard in there?

I'll admit, I was more nervous about the game when Huard came in.

[Spentcartridge]

Are Chiefs fans in general upset at losing Brodie? Or would they rather have Huard in there?

I'll admit, I was more nervous about the game when Huard came in.

Me too. I remember how Huard beat the Pats when he came into a game for Marino!

[Hogfarmer]

Are Chiefs fans in general upset at losing Brodie? Or would they rather have Huard in there?

I'll admit, I was more nervous about the game when Huard came in.

I think Chiefs fans have zero confidence in Croyle, especially now, but are mainly upset because now it's gonna be another broken year at the QB position. He can't take a hit, thats for sure. All he has proven is that he's 0-7 as a starter. Damon Huard is good enough to get us 6-8 wins this year. We have to get us a real QB and an O-line, and a coach, and a GM.

[EasyBigFella*]

I always like Huard and thought he was great when he was here.

[easycome_easygo]

I don't know what to think here.

[Hogfarmer]

I don't know what to think here.

Great post!!!

[easycome_easygo]

Great post!!!

Thanks. ROFL Glad you liked it.