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Muse
06-14-2008, 04:38 PM
Cool and Crazy: Tech Curiosities from Computex 2008

http://tech.msn.com/products/slideshow.aspx?cp-documentid=7978961&GT1=40000

Muse
06-14-2008, 04:40 PM
Lawmakers say Capitol computers hacked by Chinese

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080612/ap_on_go_co/china_hacking

Muse
06-14-2008, 04:43 PM
Would You Survive a Disaster?

http://lifestyle.msn.com/mindbodyandsoul/womenintheworld/articlemc.aspx?cp-documentid=7884613&GT1=32001

Muse
06-14-2008, 04:52 PM
Word of the day

prink \PRINGK\, transitive verb:
1. To dress up; to deck for show.

intransitive verb:
1. To dress or arrange oneself for show; to primp.

bmooney54
06-14-2008, 08:47 PM
Pickles. I haven't seen a commercial about pickles in like 20 years, but today there was not one, but TWO different commercials on TV about pickles, Vlasic and some fast food joint. It is a Muse conspiracy I say!

southcarolina
06-14-2008, 08:49 PM
Pickles

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h91/KillerKlown2713/1053456450_l.jpg

JD10367
06-14-2008, 08:53 PM
Nothing like a good fat sour one.

Muse
06-14-2008, 09:13 PM
Pickles. I haven't seen a commercial about pickles in like 20 years, but today there was not one, but TWO different commercials on TV about pickles, Vlasic and some fast food joint. It is a Muse conspiracy I say!

:thumb:

Muse
06-14-2008, 09:14 PM
Nothing like a good fat sour one.


Man I love your new sig with the care bears reinvented :)

Muse
06-14-2008, 09:15 PM
Pickles

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h91/KillerKlown2713/1053456450_l.jpg

:rockon:

Good one JD :)

JD10367
06-14-2008, 09:16 PM
Man I love your new sig with the care bears reinvented :)

Can't take credit for it, I just found them online. :) But I do like them!

Muse
06-14-2008, 09:18 PM
Can't take credit for it, I just found them online. :) But I do like them!

I actually own a Care Bear. Love a Lot, the pink one with the big ole heart on it's chest, hubby got it for me our first year dating. Still have it, great memories

JD10367
06-14-2008, 09:22 PM
Found one for P4E. ROFL

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff97/gigio_md/AbsolutCareBear.gif

JD10367
06-14-2008, 09:23 PM
And for the rest of you... :D

http://xs3.xoospace.com/myspace/graphics/13605.gif

Muse
06-14-2008, 09:26 PM
And for the rest of you... :D

http://xs3.xoospace.com/myspace/graphics/13605.gif


feel free to list them all, these are hilarious :)

southcarolina
06-14-2008, 09:41 PM
:rockon:

Good one JD :)

Yeah good one JD :)

JD10367
06-14-2008, 09:45 PM
Yeah good one JD :)

That guy's a freakin' genius, ain't he?!? :thumb:

southcarolina
06-14-2008, 09:48 PM
That guy's a freakin' genius, ain't he?!? :thumb:

I just wish *I* knew how to scour the internet and post all these cool pics of cartoon heavy metal drummers. Maybe....someday....

Muse
06-15-2008, 07:20 AM
Word of the day

claque \KLACK\, noun:
1. A group hired to applaud at a performance.
2. A group of fawning admirers.

Muse
06-15-2008, 07:21 AM
15 of the Most Cringe-Worthy Men Alive
http://men.msn.com/article.aspx?cp-documentid=8021998&GT1=32001

Muse
06-15-2008, 07:21 AM
New landlord tools for squeezing renters

http://realestate.msn.com/rentals/Article2.aspx?cp-documentid=7962262&GT1=35000

Muse
06-15-2008, 07:22 AM
4 great reasons to rent
http://realestate.msn.com/rentals/Article_parade.aspx?cp-documentid=7863122&GT1=35000

Muse
06-15-2008, 07:24 AM
A New Way to Guzzle Gas

http://www.newsweek.com/id/141199&GT1=43001

Muse
06-15-2008, 07:36 AM
Don't Stop and Smell the Flowers

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/index.php?cl=8305813

sleepyjean
06-15-2008, 08:06 AM
15 of the Most Cringe-Worthy Men Alive
http://men.msn.com/article.aspx?cp-documentid=8021998&GT1=32001
YOU FORGOT ONE !!

Muse
06-15-2008, 08:23 AM
YOU FORGOT ONE !!



Girl oh my freaken goodness! Excellent

sleepyjean
06-15-2008, 08:27 AM
Girl oh my freaken goodness! Excellent
LMAO We do have fun, don't we!!

Muse
06-15-2008, 08:56 AM
LMAO We do have fun, don't we!!

Hey they say laughter will keep a person young, we are doing a good job of that Jean woohoo

Muse
06-16-2008, 08:10 AM
word of the day

balbriggan (bal-BRIG-uhn) noun

A knitted, unbleached cotton fabric, used in hosiery and underwear.

[After Balbriggan, a town near Dublin in Ireland, where it was first made.]

Muse
06-16-2008, 08:12 AM
Sudoku addicts halt drugs trial

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080611/od_nm/sudoku_dc

Muse
06-16-2008, 09:29 AM
Drivers make run for the border to save on gas

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25175249&GT1=43001

Muse
06-16-2008, 09:31 AM
Roadside Emergency Kit: What to Carry With You
http://editorial.autos.msn.com/landingpage1.aspx?cp-documentid=435579&landing=safety&icid=153&GT1=22010

Muse
06-16-2008, 09:31 AM
46 Ways to Embarrass Yourself in Writing

http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/Features/Columns/?article=EmbarrassingWriting&GT1=27004

Muse
06-16-2008, 09:33 AM
Errors That Aren't: 12 Grammar Rules You Can Toss Out the Window

http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/Features/Columns/?article=ErrorsThatArent&GT1=27004

Claremonster
06-16-2008, 09:33 AM
Roadside Emergency Kit: What to Carry With You
http://editorial.autos.msn.com/landingpage1.aspx?cp-documentid=435579&landing=safety&icid=153&GT1=22010

* M16/M-203 Over-under combination
* Flares
* Emergency Food and Water


That's all I really need for any rush-hour emergencies.

Muse
06-16-2008, 09:34 AM
* M16/M-203 Over-under combination
* Flares
* Emergency Food and Water


That's all I really need for any rush-hour emergencies.

It is amazing how many people don't have anything that can help them in an emergency, with my old old car, I don't take the chance

Muse
06-16-2008, 09:35 AM
You Know You're an Anti-Bride If

http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/couplesandmarriage/article.aspx?cp-documentid=7898440&GT1=32001

Muse
06-16-2008, 09:37 AM
Medical litter: Device debris poses serious risk

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25120613

Muse
06-16-2008, 09:38 AM
Rebate Check errors

http://finance.yahoo.com/taxes/article/105233/Stimulating-Confusion

Muse
06-16-2008, 10:06 AM
What Is Burning Mouth Syndrome?

http://health.msn.com/health-topics/hubarticlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100205255&GT1=31036

Muse
06-16-2008, 10:08 AM
The Ten Performers Who Won’t Be Changing Their Stage Names Anytime Soon

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/listoftheday/46746/the-ten-performers-who-wont-be-changing-their-stage-names-anytime-soon

Muse
06-16-2008, 10:11 AM
How Airports Deal with Problem Passengers

http://www.aviation.com//safety/080613-airports-problem-passengers.html

Muse
06-16-2008, 10:20 AM
How to Survive Anything Mother Nature Throws at You

http://men.msn.com/articlepm.aspx?cp-documentid=7992076

Muse
06-16-2008, 10:21 AM
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Muse
06-16-2008, 10:25 AM
Ok will try again, am offering 5k of casino points this time around to the first person that ask. Time limited though.

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 10:25 AM
ask what?

Muse
06-16-2008, 10:26 AM
ask what?



haha good one
the first person who ask for the points I am giving away, are you asking?

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 10:27 AM
i am

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 10:28 AM
I want the 5k, and oh so much more!

:fire:

Muse
06-16-2008, 10:28 AM
I want the 5k, and oh so much more!

:fire:

ok i will give ya.......... 5001 , there :)

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 10:30 AM
ok i will give ya.......... 5001 , there :)

Ok, thank you,

but that's not what I meant by so much more!

Muse
06-16-2008, 10:31 AM
Ok, thank you,

but that's not what I meant by so much more!

Well since few people read this thread, what DID you mean?

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 10:33 AM
Well since few people read this thread, what DID you mean?

:moss:

prostate massage.

Muse
06-16-2008, 10:35 AM
:moss:

prostate massage.

:Party:

wow Monday and we having a prostate party

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 10:37 AM
:Party:

wow Monday and we having a prostate party

I told you the fatigue would get to me.

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 10:37 AM
Psst, check out the post numbers, I see Junior's number.

Muse
06-16-2008, 10:39 AM
I told you the fatigue would get to me.



It is almost over, we getting there :)

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 10:39 AM
It is almost over, we getting there :)

Yes we are, together!

Muse
06-16-2008, 10:39 AM
Psst, check out the post numbers, I see Junior's number.

oerr nice call buddy nice call , man I adore that player, i really do . Hey Grogan
if I ever stalk Junior and get caught and am in jail, would you bail me out?:LOL:

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 10:40 AM
oerr nice call buddy nice call , man I adore that player, i really do . Hey Grogan
if I ever stalk Junior and get caught and am in jail, would you bail me out?:LOL:

I'll try, and if I can't I'll come for conjugal visits, okay?

Muse
06-16-2008, 10:41 AM
Yes we are, together!

together forever and never apart , together forever with youuuuuuuuuuu

Remember that song?

Muse
06-16-2008, 10:42 AM
I'll try, and if I can't I'll come for conjugal visits, okay?

:thumb:

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 10:42 AM
together forever and never apart , together forever with youuuuuuuuuuu

Remember that song?

Can't say it's coming to me based on your rendition.

BY1401
06-16-2008, 10:44 AM
I now have 20 posts in this thread. When should I expect my commemorative gift to arrive?

Muse
06-16-2008, 10:44 AM
The coding was disabled so here is the link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XLsJryWc5XE

Muse
06-16-2008, 10:44 AM
I now have 20 posts in this thread. When should I expect my commemorative gift to arrive?

Let me know when you hit 50post and we will talk :thumb:

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 10:46 AM
The coding was disabled so here is the link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XLsJryWc5XE

umm, thanks, but I could have done without recalling that song!

:)

Muse
06-16-2008, 10:47 AM
umm, thanks, but I could have done without recalling that song!

:)

ROTFL, it is a song for the ages NOT :)

Muse
06-16-2008, 10:53 AM
Here Grogan a song just for you

The code was not available yet again

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zvoeeq-BH4w

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 10:55 AM
Here Grogan a song just for you

The code was not available yet again

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zvoeeq-BH4w

thanks, love that song, (much better than the earlier one).

Why is it "just for me"?

BY1401
06-16-2008, 10:56 AM
Let me know when you hit 50post and we will talk :thumb:

:sulk:

I feel so violated.

Muse
06-16-2008, 11:02 AM
:sulk:

I feel so violated.


Did you enjoy it?

BY1401
06-16-2008, 11:04 AM
Did you enjoy it?

Yes.

I mean, No!

Well maybe just a little.

Muse
06-16-2008, 11:05 AM
Yes.

I mean, No!

Well maybe just a little.

LOL , ok will toss ya a bone ( not that kind of bone)
Will give ya some cash, ok this is not coming out right

BY1401
06-16-2008, 11:09 AM
LOL , ok will toss ya a bone ( not that kind of bone)
Will give ya some cash, ok this is not coming out right

Lol.

Muse
06-16-2008, 11:10 AM
Lol.

Did I give you enough for your hoochie services? I am new at this

BY1401
06-16-2008, 11:12 AM
Did I give you enough for your hoochie services? I am new at this

Yes. My pimp will be pleased.

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Muse
06-16-2008, 11:15 AM
Yes. My pimp will be pleased.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Uw0fngpM2GY&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Uw0fngpM2GY&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>



Are you any good? I mean dang should have asked this before the payment huh

3 Point Stan
06-16-2008, 11:15 AM
Hey Muse, I'm pretty bored out of my mind today.

Please entertain or a-Muse me.

<*rimshot!*>

:)

Muse
06-16-2008, 11:16 AM
Hey Muse, I'm pretty bored out of my mind today.

Please entertain or a-Muse me.

<*rimshot!*>

:)



And in what way do you need enlightenment :)

3 Point Stan
06-16-2008, 11:18 AM
And in what way do you need enlightenment :)

Not really sure. But I am dog-ass tired today. Long day yesterday, had to stay up for the Celts, and the boy was kind enough to not sleep until about 3 AM last night.

I am on fumes today.

Muse
06-16-2008, 11:19 AM
Not really sure. But I am dog-ass tired today. Long day yesterday, had to stay up for the Celts, and the boy was kind enough to not sleep until about 3 AM last night.

I am on fumes today.

Ok let me give yah some jokes :)


Yo Mama So Ugly
she put the Boogie man outta business.

she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt

when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."

when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'

she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!

minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."

they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.

when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!

yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye...

she put Marilyn Manson out of business.

she was a guard at Snake Mountain

they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock...

even Harry Knowles refused to date her.

they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!

she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.

Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.

you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.

she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.

we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.

I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.

her shadow gave up.

people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...

her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.

when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.

hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.

instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.

they gave her a middle name...'accident'.

she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.

when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!

even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...

when she was born the Doc smacked her face.

Muse
06-16-2008, 11:20 AM
Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

folk exercise by jogging around her!

when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie

NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer

she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...

small objects orbit her.

she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!

she could be the eighth continent.

she nearly put Safeway out of business

the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

her Uni graduation photo was an aerial

when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

her fave food is seconds.

her belt size is Equator.

she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid

she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her

she shows up on radar.

she needs a map to find her butt.

she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!

she wears an asteroid belt.

her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'

she has TB ... 2 bellys.

she's once, twice, three times a lady.

she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.

the circus use her as a trampoline

stunt agencies use her as an air mattress

when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'

she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen

she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!

she deep fries her toothpaste.

Muse
06-16-2008, 11:21 AM
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Muse
06-16-2008, 11:22 AM
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Muse
06-16-2008, 11:25 AM
The man Richard Pryor
Rated XXX
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Muse
06-16-2008, 12:21 PM
More for you 3PS


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.

Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A: To take over the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Muse
06-16-2008, 12:25 PM
I was born blonde but am no longer

--------------------


New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them:

Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes
Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes
Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract the attention of males
Bimbar - a bar where blondes hang out wearing bimbait
Bimbag - a blonde's purse
Bimbrushes - essential equipment in a bimbag
Bimbastic surgeon - specialist in breast enhancements for blondes
Bimbeeper - special instrument used as a homing device for lost blondes
Bimbellow - sound emanating from a blonde after she finally got the most recent blonde joke she heard
Bimbillion? - a blonde giving an estimate of anything
Bimblaze - the result of a blonde trying to cook
Bimblues - a blonde's state of mind after her latest boyfriend ditched her
Bimboette - a young blonde
Bimbonese - language spoken by blondes, largely unintelligible to anyone else
Bimbonique behavior - airhead behavior, unique to blondes
Bimboozle - to fool a blonde
Bimbore - a blonde who uses "like" more than 10 times in a sentence
Bimbozo - another name for a blonde
Bimboron - a blonde even less intelligent than most other blondes
Bimbrownie - a well-tanned blonde
Bimbrunette - a blonde who dyes her hair brunette, usually to appear smarter than she actually is
Bimburden - blonde carrying too many bags at the mall

Muse
06-16-2008, 12:27 PM
Just for you 3PS

Dirty Joke
Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Muse
06-16-2008, 12:28 PM
One more of 3PS

Lawyer Joke
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 12:30 PM
One more of 3PS

Lawyer Joke
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

That's excellent! :LOL:

Muse
06-16-2008, 12:43 PM
That's excellent! :LOL:


I thought of our lawyer members when I wrote this one :thumb:

Muse
06-16-2008, 12:44 PM
Far From Cheap Seats

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/14/AR2008061401722.html?hpid=artslot

Costanza
06-16-2008, 12:45 PM
One more of 3PS

Lawyer Joke
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

A stamp collector, eh? :archive:

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 12:46 PM
A stamp collector, eh? :archive:

Hey JH, how goes things?

Costanza
06-16-2008, 12:50 PM
Hey JH, how goes things?

It goes, it goes. I said I would come back with an official thread with pics and everything, but I have totally slacked. Well, actually, I have been hella busy. We are hardly ever inside anymore because we are enjoying ourselves too much outside, riding dirtbikes and planting a garden and flowers and such. And driving back and forth to the city so my daughters can finish their softball season.

I will do it sometime within the next couple of days, I already have some kick ass sunset pics that I want to post!

TBrownslady
06-16-2008, 12:52 PM
It goes, it goes. I said I would come back with an official thread with pics and everything, but I have totally slacked. Well, actually, I have been hella busy. We are hardly ever inside anymore because we are enjoying ourselves too much outside, riding dirtbikes and planting a garden and flowers and such. And driving back and forth to the city so my daughters can finish their softball season.

I will do it sometime within the next couple of days, I already have some kick ass sunset pics that I want to post!

yayyy! Hi JH!!! You have been missed :) Glad to hear you guys are enjoying the new home though that's all that matters :)

Costanza
06-16-2008, 12:55 PM
yayyy! Hi JH!!! You have been missed :) Glad to hear you guys are enjoying the new home though that's all that matters :)

:D I missed my homies here, too! But I have to say I was almost tempted to not have my internetz and TV anymore because I kinda like the remoteness of this place. But I gots to get my info, yo. And there are a lot of funny little things in life that only the Planet can appreciate, lol. Great minds. :thumb:

no1jag
06-16-2008, 12:56 PM
<pokes head in door and looks around><yells out in pimp voice>

Were my top dolla makin post ho at.

I need a pimp smiley.

Muse
06-16-2008, 12:57 PM
<pokes head in door and looks around><yells out in pimp voice>

Were my top dolla makin post ho at.

I need a pimp smiley.

I am here, just enjoying seeing JH post, she has been missed :)

TBrownslady
06-16-2008, 12:58 PM
:D I missed my homies here, too! But I have to say I was almost tempted to not have my internetz and TV anymore because I kinda like the remoteness of this place. But I gots to get my info, yo. And there are a lot of funny little things in life that only the Planet can appreciate, lol. Great minds. :thumb:

It would suck if you no longer had the internet! Don't go thinking like that silly girl! I can deal with you being here less, but not not at all!

no1jag
06-16-2008, 12:59 PM
I am here, just enjoying seeing JH post, she has been missed :)

She need her own corner to? We could hook her up. Whatcha think Muse?

Muse
06-16-2008, 12:59 PM
She need her own corner to? We could hook her up. Whatcha think Muse?

Sounds like a good idea to me:) She is HAWT

no1jag
06-16-2008, 01:00 PM
It would suck if you no longer had the internet! Don't go thinking like that silly girl! I can deal with you being here less, but not not at all!

By the way hello TBL.

And yes you to JH

Costanza
06-16-2008, 01:01 PM
It would suck if you no longer had the internet! Don't go thinking like that silly girl! I can deal with you being here less, but not not at all!

Lol, I am flattered ;)

I need it anyway, to handle mah bizness and such. Very remote where I live.
http://www.davegarske.com/marvin%20and%20lois/oasis.jpg
This is the main store/gas station with the post office on the left. A gas station across the street was also built a couple of years ago. Those three things is it!

TBrownslady
06-16-2008, 01:02 PM
By the way hello TBL.

And yes you to JH

Hi Jag! :)

P4E
06-16-2008, 01:02 PM
Were is that?? Cali?

Costanza
06-16-2008, 01:02 PM
She need her own corner to? We could hook her up. Whatcha think Muse?

Sounds like a good idea to me:) She is HAWT

Well chit, I do have lots of debt. How much money we talkin'? :shrug:

no1jag
06-16-2008, 01:03 PM
Lol, I am flattered ;)

I need it anyway, to handle mah bizness and such. Very remote where I live.
http://www.davegarske.com/marvin%20and%20lois/oasis.jpg
This is the main store/gas station with the post office on the left. A gas station across the street was also built a couple of years ago. Those three things is it!

Where is this at?

TBrownslady
06-16-2008, 01:03 PM
Lol, I am flattered ;)

I need it anyway, to handle mah bizness and such. Very remote where I live.
http://www.davegarske.com/marvin%20and%20lois/oasis.jpg
This is the main store/gas station with the post office on the left. A gas station across the street was also built a couple of years ago. Those three things is it!

I watch too many horror movies to live in such a remote place LOLOL Sounds like you are happy there though!

Costanza
06-16-2008, 01:04 PM
Were is that?? Cali?

Yup, my hometown. Well actually, this is right before my hometown. This is Mankins' hometown. My hometown strip is about a mile long, then there is nothing, lol.

Muse
06-16-2008, 01:05 PM
Yup, my hometown. Well actually, this is right before my hometown. This is Mankins' hometown. My hometown strip is about a mile long, then there is nothing, lol.

What was the reason behind the move?

Costanza
06-16-2008, 01:05 PM
Where is this at?

Catheys Valley, Ca. Do I expect a visit from a friendstalker now? :D

P4E
06-16-2008, 01:06 PM
Yup, my hometown. Well actually, this is right before my hometown. This is Mankins' hometown. My hometown strip is about a mile long, then there is nothing, lol.

Dont know how you can live there... looks like it's dead...

You must like your space...

3 Point Stan
06-16-2008, 01:06 PM
wOOt!

Muse
06-16-2008, 01:07 PM
wOOt!

are you still bored 3PS?

Costanza
06-16-2008, 01:07 PM
What was the reason behind the move?

To get the eff out of the city. I hate it. I may not be about cowboy boots and hats (although I am a fan ;)) but I am a country girl through and through. We are all so much happier and my kids love the acres they can run around on as opposed to the 10x10ft backyard we had.

Muse
06-16-2008, 01:07 PM
To get the eff out of the city. I hate it. I may not be about cowboy boots and hats (although I am a fan ;)) but I am a country girl through and through. We are all so much happier and my kids love the acres they can run around on as opposed to the 10x10ft backyard we had.

Well worth it for the kids, good for you and your family JH

3 Point Stan
06-16-2008, 01:09 PM
are you still bored 3PS?

I am at work. So.... Yes.

Muse
06-16-2008, 01:09 PM
I am at work. So
.... Yes.


Argh I am failing argh argh argh :(

Costanza
06-16-2008, 01:10 PM
You must like your space...
That's for dayum sure. Lots of fun growing up. We didn't go out, we would just get a keg, a bunch of bottles, all the best homies (and since everyone has known each other for years and years there were several!) and just get down! That's the way to party. No inhibitions or anything, just a good time!

Muse
06-16-2008, 01:10 PM
That's for dayum sure. Lots of fun growing up. We didn't go out, we would just get a keg, a bunch of bottles, all the best homies (and since everyone has known each other for years and years there were several!) and just get down! That's the way to party. No inhibitions or anything, just a good time!

Is your husband from around there as well?

Costanza
06-16-2008, 01:11 PM
Well worth it for the kids, good for you and your family JH

Thanks lady!!! :kisss:

Costanza
06-16-2008, 01:12 PM
Is your husband from around there as well?

Yup. hat's all he wants, too. Dude has dug up the ground with only a square shovel and planted the hugest garden we have ever had- probably a few hundred square feet. I need to post pics, lol.

3 Point Stan
06-16-2008, 01:12 PM
Argh I am failing argh argh argh :(

No suh!

It's been a smashing success.

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 01:13 PM
Sounds like a great situation Jh, I hope you'll love it for years and years to come.

Simpler does sound better these days. But DON'T LOSE THE INTERNET!

Muse
06-16-2008, 01:13 PM
Yup. hat's all he wants, too. Dude has dug up the ground with only a square shovel and planted the hugest garden we have ever had- probably a few hundred square feet. I need to post pics, lol.

Yes, yes you do:)
I am happy for you lady , good for you and your family

P4E
06-16-2008, 01:13 PM
That's for dayum sure. Lots of fun growing up. We didn't go out, we would just get a keg, a bunch of bottles, all the best homies (and since everyone has known each other for years and years there were several!) and just get down! That's the way to party. No inhibitions or anything, just a good time!

Just get down?? :hump: Yes??

Your gonna be a "G" when your 40 years of age....;)

Costanza
06-16-2008, 01:16 PM
Sounds like a great situation Jh, I hope you'll love it for years and years to come.

Simpler does sound better these days. But DON'T LOSE THE INTERNET!

We are only renting it for now, the owners have been on a mission to Cambodia and wont come back for another 5 years. My landlord thinks they would sell it to us because it will no longer be their "home". Probably get the 4/2 and 5 acres for $300k. That'll be no problem after I get out of nursing school in 1 1/2 years. :thumb:

Bender
06-16-2008, 01:17 PM
We are only renting it for now, the owners have been on a mission to Cambodia and wont come back for another 5 years.

Ooo are they to go all Rambo on some Cambodians?

Costanza
06-16-2008, 01:20 PM
Ooo are they to go all Rambo on some Cambodians?

Lol, something tells me no. ROFL

Costanza
06-16-2008, 01:21 PM
Just get down?? :hump: Yes??

Your gonna be a "G" when your 40 years of age....;)

Lol, I am a settled down "lady" now. I done did my craziness and now I am all about family. I just get down in other ways now. :D

Muse
06-16-2008, 01:22 PM
Lol, I am a settled down "lady" now. I done did my craziness and now I am all about family. I just get down in other ways now. :D

It is obvious just from your posting what a great mom you are JH

Costanza
06-16-2008, 01:23 PM
It is obvious just from your posting what a great mom you are JH

wuv They are my world. :D You understand, of course. :)

Bender
06-16-2008, 01:25 PM
Lol, something tells me no. ROFL

What a boring ass mission. :rolleyes:

P4E
06-16-2008, 01:25 PM
Lol, I am a settled down "lady" now. I done did my craziness and now I am all about family. I just get down in other ways now. :D

I'll bet you do...

I think i need to take a page out of your book...:)

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 01:26 PM
Lol, I am a settled down "lady" now. I done did my craziness and now I am all about family. I just get down in other ways now. :D

Does this include revealing interesting private facts about your sex life on PP? Cause I like that way!!

popcorn

Costanza
06-16-2008, 01:26 PM
What a boring ass mission. :rolleyes:

ROFL You are so making baby Jesus cry.

Muse
06-16-2008, 01:26 PM
Does this include revealing interesting private facts about your sex life on PP? Cause I like that way!!

popcorn

move over, I wanna hear to :)

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 01:28 PM
move over, I wanna hear to :)

Ah, we're all voyeurs at heart.

Costanza
06-16-2008, 01:30 PM
Lol, I meant that just because I am not wild anymore does not mean that I am boring. There are plenty of crazy things to do that don't involved get chitfaced drunk.

Costanza
06-16-2008, 01:31 PM
Does this include revealing interesting private facts about your sex life on PP? Cause I like that way!!

popcorn

Between things that have already been said I would think you'd already be satisfied. :D You must have missed the things that have been snuck in here and there. :D

Bender
06-16-2008, 01:32 PM
ROFL You are so making baby Jesus cry.

The only Jesus I worry about is my Lil Jesus! >)

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 01:32 PM
Between things that have already been said I would think you'd already be satisfied. :D You must have missed the things that have been snuck in here and there. :D

A man, satisfied, what planet are you from?

Muse
06-16-2008, 01:32 PM
Between things that have already been said I would think you'd already be satisfied. :D You must have missed the things that have been snuck in here and there. :D

Dang I miss one hour of PP and I missed JH discussing the hot stuff
:banghead::banghead::banghead:

Costanza
06-16-2008, 01:33 PM
Dang I miss one hour of PP and I missed JH discussing the hot stuff
:banghead::banghead::banghead:

Lol, not today, but over the years :D

Costanza
06-16-2008, 01:34 PM
A man, satisfied, what planet are you from?

My planet :bhump: ;)

Muse
06-16-2008, 01:34 PM
Lol, not today, but over the years :D

You know, you should write a book :)

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 01:35 PM
My planet :bhump: ;)

Jeez you are loud, I can hear you from here

:toast:

Costanza
06-16-2008, 01:36 PM
You know, you should write a book :)

Lol, as much as I talk here, I like to be somewhat private. I am a master deleter here. I'll write something and think better of it, hopefully catching it before the magic window is up. If I could delete things after that, there would be a lot more missing, that's for sure!

Maybe we should do a collaborative, with each of us writing our own chapters :archive:

Costanza
06-16-2008, 01:37 PM
Jeez you are loud, I can hear you from here

:toast:

I can't help it, trying to hold it in takes the focus away, you know? :shrug:

Muse
06-16-2008, 01:37 PM
Lol, as much as I talk here, I like to be somewhat private. I am a master deleter here. I'll write something and think better of it, hopefully catching it before the magic window is up. If I could delete things after that, there would be a lot more missing, that's for sure!

Maybe we should do a collaborative, with each of us writing our own chapters :archive:

I select you go first :)

TBrownslady
06-16-2008, 01:37 PM
Lol, as much as I talk here, I like to be somewhat private. I am a master deleter here. I'll write something and think better of it, hopefully catching it before the magic window is up. If I could delete things after that, there would be a lot more missing, that's for sure!

Maybe we should do a collaborative, with each of us writing our own chapters :archive:

LMAO Tales of the Planet Women?

Costanza
06-16-2008, 01:38 PM
LMAO Tales of the Planet Women?

If we don't do it I am sure a comic book might come out soon about it! ROFL

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 01:39 PM
I can't help it, trying to hold it in takes the focus away, you know? :shrug:

As a matter of fact I do know, married a woman with the same (fortunate) affliction!!

woohoo

Muse
06-16-2008, 01:39 PM
LMAO Tales of the Planet Women?

TBL can write the 2nd chapter :)

Costanza
06-16-2008, 01:39 PM
I select you go first :)

Lol, no way. I am a jumper-inner, not a beginner. Leader, I am not. Too much attention. I like to get into the mix when it has already begun :D

TBrownslady
06-16-2008, 01:40 PM
TBL can write the 2nd chapter :)

I'm a terrible writer but I got stories LOL

Muse
06-16-2008, 01:40 PM
Lol, no way. I am a jumper-inner, not a beginner. Leader, I am not. Too much attention. I like to get into the mix when it has already begun :D

:thumb:

Muse
06-16-2008, 01:40 PM
I'm a terrible writer but I got stories LOL

Oerrr what kind?

Costanza
06-16-2008, 01:40 PM
As a matter of fact I do know, married a woman with the same (fortunate) affliction!!

woohoo

http://www.nostarclothing.com/no_star/catalog/images/main/mw_booyah.gif

;)

Muse
06-16-2008, 01:48 PM
Ok nog I think it is just you and me now:)

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 01:50 PM
Ok nog I think it is just you and me now:)

who is nog?

Muse
06-16-2008, 01:51 PM
who is nog?

no1jag :)

I have misspelled his name so many times poor guy

TBrownslady
06-16-2008, 01:51 PM
I'm still lurking for a lil while longer :)

Muse
06-16-2008, 01:52 PM
I'm still lurking for a lil while longer :)

Oh goodie, I so much love TBL goodness

woohoo
wuv

TBrownslady
06-16-2008, 01:53 PM
Oh goodie, I so much love TBL goodness

woohoo
wuv

:) I wuv you too Musey :kisss:

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 01:54 PM
hey, what am i, chopped liver?

Muse
06-16-2008, 01:55 PM
hey, what am i, chopped liver?

you my dear are anything BUT chopped liver, you are to sweet wuv

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 01:57 PM
i'm always lurking, just remember that.

Muse
06-16-2008, 01:57 PM
i'm always lurking, just remember that.


Are you lurking with TBL?

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 01:58 PM
Are you lurking with TBL?

Unfortunately, she keeps moving away from me in the dark. :)

TBrownslady
06-16-2008, 01:58 PM
hey, what am i, chopped liver?

:kisss:

Muse
06-16-2008, 01:59 PM
Maybe she needs a glow stick?

TBrownslady
06-16-2008, 02:00 PM
Unfortunately, she keeps moving away from me in the dark. :)

Don't know what you're talkin about I've been movin closer :) I'm practically on your lap lol

Muse
06-16-2008, 02:00 PM
Don't know what you're talkin about I've been movin closer :) I'm practically on your lap lol

popcorn

TBrownslady
06-16-2008, 02:01 PM
Maybe she needs a glow stick?

I used to have a tongue ring that you could put a mini glow stick in.

Muse
06-16-2008, 02:02 PM
I used to have a tongue ring that you could put a mini glow stick in.

why do i find that so cool especially for you? :)

dred
06-16-2008, 02:02 PM
I used to have a tongue ring that you could put a mini glow stick in.

:hump:

TBrownslady
06-16-2008, 02:02 PM
why do i find that so cool especially for you? :)

I dunno. I was always a fan of getting piercings that can not be seen by everyone :)

Muse
06-16-2008, 02:03 PM
DRED hola :)

TBrownslady
06-16-2008, 02:03 PM
:hump:

Hi Dred! Where have you been?! When are ya comin to Boston? :)

Muse
06-16-2008, 02:11 PM
Ok the place has calmed down now :)

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 02:22 PM
I used to have a tongue ring that you could put a mini glow stick in.

I can think of a situation in the dark where it would be very sexy to be able to see where that glow stick is, if it was strategically placed and stuff.

Too obvious?

dred
06-16-2008, 02:22 PM
Hi Dred! Where have you been?! When are ya comin to Boston? :)
Been working out of town (NC) for past few weeks.

I'm suppossed to have the entire week off right now... but we'll see how that goes.

Hopefully I can stick around and catch back up a little.

:thumb:

Muse
06-16-2008, 02:23 PM
Been working out of town (NC) for past few weeks.

I'm suppossed to have the entire week off right now... but we'll see how that goes.

Hopefully I can stick around and catch back up a little.

:thumb:

Hope you can get some rest buddy, and have some fun

TBrownslady
06-16-2008, 02:26 PM
I can think of a situation in the dark where it would be very sexy to be able to see where that glow stick is, if it was strategically placed and stuff.

Too obvious?

Yup that was part of the fun in having it :) It was a fun lil gadget to have I will say that. I did grow tired of it though :)

TBrownslady
06-16-2008, 02:26 PM
Been working out of town (NC) for past few weeks.

I'm suppossed to have the entire week off right now... but we'll see how that goes.

Hopefully I can stick around and catch back up a little.

:thumb:

Welll vacation is always good and hopefully you DO get to enjoy the whole week! I hear NC is gorgeous.

Good to have you around :)

Muse
06-16-2008, 02:26 PM
Yup that was part of the fun in having it :) It was a fun lil gadget to have I will say that. I did grow tired of it though :)

what color glow sticks did you have and where did you find glow sticks that itsy bitsy?

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 02:27 PM
Yup that was part of the fun in having it :) It was a fun lil gadget to have I will say that. I did grow tired of it though :)

Hey, you have to always try new things to keep it fresh, know what I mean?

Muse
06-16-2008, 02:27 PM
Welll vacation is always good and hopefully you DO get to enjoy the whole week! I hear NC is gorgeous.

Good to have you around :)

NC is gorgeous, it reminds me of back home alot :)

TBrownslady
06-16-2008, 02:28 PM
what color glow sticks did you have and where did you find glow sticks that itsy bitsy?

The ring came with a few mixed colors. You could find itty bitty ones at places that sell the jewelry.

Muse
06-16-2008, 02:28 PM
The ring came with a few mixed colors. You could find itty bitty ones at places that sell the jewelry.

Did you ever take pics

dred
06-16-2008, 02:28 PM
I was planning to head out and ride for a few hours today....

Then all of a sudden I see about 10 dumptrucks and all kinds of road construction equipment heading up my road.

Next thing I know... the ENTIRE road is covered with this tar/gravel mix.

No way I am driving any of my vehicles down my road after hearing the rocks and sticky icky thats getting scattered around on the cars that are driving past my cabin.

Damn VDot fuggers!

TBrownslady
06-16-2008, 02:29 PM
Hey, you have to always try new things to keep it fresh, know what I mean?

I am forever trying new things :) Keep my life interesting :)

Muse
06-16-2008, 02:29 PM
Oh Dred before I forget, I saw a motorcycle similar to the one in your avatar, I thought, hmm wonder if that is our very own Dred, same color and all

Also the jacket was similar as well

TBrownslady
06-16-2008, 02:30 PM
Did you ever take pics

naaaa. I only remember one picture of me and my brother, we took some tattoo shots our mouths were red and we were both sticking our tongues out. I had the flower one then. But I have no idea where that picture is now lol.

Grogan neck rll
06-16-2008, 02:32 PM
I am forever trying new things :) Keep my life interesting :)

I know that's the case, part of your tremendous charm.

Muse
06-16-2008, 02:32 PM
naaaa. I only remember one picture of me and my brother, we took some tattoo shots our mouths were red and we were both sticking our tongues out. I had the flower one then. But I have no idea where that picture is now lol.

You are such an interesting person, TBL, you really are. woohoo

TBrownslady
06-16-2008, 02:32 PM
NC is gorgeous, it reminds me of back home alot :)

I'd love to visit one day :)

TBrownslady
06-16-2008, 02:32 PM
I know that's the case, part of your tremendous charm.

Why thank you my dear :)

Muse
06-16-2008, 02:33 PM
I'd love to visit one day :)

Maine or NC?

:)

TBrownslady
06-16-2008, 02:33 PM
You are such an interesting person, TBL, you really are. woohoo

thank you! LOL You should meet the rest of my family lol.

TBrownslady
06-16-2008, 02:33 PM
Maine or NC?

:)

NC :)

Muse
06-16-2008, 02:33 PM
NC :)

I got a spare room with your name on it:)

Costanza
06-16-2008, 02:35 PM
NC :)

It is humid like a mutha ****er there. I've gone a couple of times when the ex was in the Army.

TBrownslady
06-16-2008, 02:36 PM
I got a spare room with your name on it:)

yaaaay :)

Muse
06-16-2008, 02:36 PM
It is humid like a mutha ****er there. I've gone a couple of times when the ex was in the Army.

No what is hotter then a bleep bleep is SC

Every time I go down there I swear I see a sign saying "Welcome to South Carolina " saying " Welcome to Hell"

TBrownslady
06-16-2008, 02:36 PM
It is humid like a mutha ****er there. I've gone a couple of times when the ex was in the Army.

Can't be much worse than Florida lol

Muse
06-16-2008, 02:50 PM
Can't be much worse than Florida lol

I been to Florida once, and I was there just a few hours, I was sweating big times, sheesh :)
I am so not meant for hot weather

Muse
06-16-2008, 02:53 PM
For 3PS

Richard Pryor

Rated XXX

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Muse
06-16-2008, 02:54 PM
More Richard Pryor
Rated XXX


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Muse
06-16-2008, 02:58 PM
For you 3PS

Richard Pryor
Rated XXX

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Muse
06-16-2008, 03:40 PM
Especially for 3PS


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Muse
06-16-2008, 03:51 PM
The Tomato Pickle

http://www.newsweek.com/id/141342?GT1=43002

Muse
06-16-2008, 04:28 PM
woohoo woohoo woohoo
just got the rebate check

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Muse
06-16-2008, 04:34 PM
Kanye Booed at Bonnaroo
http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/61281870

Muse
06-16-2008, 05:54 PM
Shoppers pay as oil costs trickle down

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/fea/shopping/stories/061508dnmetoilboost.445651e.html?npc&nTar=OPUR

easycome_easygo
06-16-2008, 06:10 PM
Kanye Booed at Bonnaroo
http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/61281870

Kanye pissed a lot of people off. lol

It was still a blast a Bonnaroo so I don't care. I heard on the news earlier close to 80 people got arrested and 120 people got citations. :Party:

Muse
06-16-2008, 06:14 PM
Kanye pissed a lot of people off. lol

It was still a blast a Bonnaroo so I don't care. I heard on the news earlier close to 80 people got arrested and 120 people got citations. :Party:

Hey if you had fun lady...:rockon:

Muse
06-17-2008, 07:04 AM
Good morning thread

Muse
06-17-2008, 07:05 AM
word of the day
brummagem (BRUM-uh-juhm) adjective

Cheap and showy.

noun

Something that is counterfeit or of inferior quality.

[After Brummagem, a dialectal form of Birmingham, UK, where counterfeit coins were produced in the 17th century. Brummie is a nickname for someone from Birmingham.]

Muse
06-17-2008, 07:06 AM
Farmer Lew wins the battle of the loo

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25068569/

Muse
06-17-2008, 07:06 AM
Hen who lived at a McDonald’s finally captured

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25055930/

Muse
06-17-2008, 07:07 AM
Dope! 11 pounds of hash seized at airport

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25061929/

Muse
06-17-2008, 07:08 AM
American Airlines bag fee in effect

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap_travel/20080616/ap_tr_ge/travel_brief_american_bag_fee

Muse
06-17-2008, 07:11 AM
8 ways to cut summer energy bills

http://realestate.msn.com/improve/green/Article_SM.aspx?cp-documentid=8078145&GT1=35000

Muse
06-17-2008, 07:11 AM
The World's Most Expensive Cell Phones

http://tech.msn.com/products/article.aspx?cp-documentid=7781932&GT1=40000

Muse
06-17-2008, 07:18 AM
Can a Night Owl Become a Morning Person?http://www.slate.com/id/2193208/?GT1=38001

Muse
06-17-2008, 07:19 AM
Will Budweiser become Belgian?

http://blogs.moneycentral.msn.com/topstocks/?fpn=will%20budweiser%20become%20belgian

Muse
06-17-2008, 07:20 AM
Astronomers find batch of "super-Earths"http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080616/sc_nm/space_planets_dc

Muse
06-17-2008, 07:23 AM
Helmsley’s well-heeled dog loses $10 million
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25192301/?GT1=43001

Muse
06-17-2008, 07:24 AM
What's Behind the Trend of Women Dating Younger Men?

http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/singles/relationships/23981/whats-behind-the-trend-of-women-dating-younger-men;_ylc=X3oDMTU4bDkxcTNmBF9HA3BlcnNvbmFscwRfUwMyN zE2MTQ5BF9zAzIwMjMzOTQyNzcEawNXaGF0JiMzOTtzIEJlaGl uZCB0aGUgVHJlbmQgb2YgV29tZW4gRGF0aW5nIFlvdW5n%20XI gTWVuBHNlYwNmcF90b2RheQRzbGsDd2hhdHMtYmVoaW5kLXRoZ S10cmVuZC1vZi13b21lbi1kYXRpbmcteW91bmdlci1tZW4Eeno DYQ--

Muse
06-17-2008, 07:25 AM
7 Steps to Eat, Drink and Be Smart When Worse Comes to Worst

http://men.msn.com/articlepm.aspx?cp-documentid=7992078

Muse
06-17-2008, 07:25 AM
5 Steps to Fix Your Home After a Crisis

http://men.msn.com/articlepm.aspx?cp-documentid=7992077

Muse
06-17-2008, 07:27 AM
'100 years to recover from Bush'

http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_2340682,00.html

P4E
06-17-2008, 07:27 AM
You really are an "all in one lady"...lol

Muse
06-17-2008, 07:28 AM
My horoscope

Different people measure success on different scales, and you should make sure that you don't get discouraged if your accomplishment of the day seems minuscule compared to what others have done in the same period, dear Aries. Constantly comparing yourself to others will make it difficult for you to ever feel like you are getting anywhere. Someone else will always have done more. Be content with whatever you do today - even if it is as simple as getting out of bed on time.

Muse
06-17-2008, 07:31 AM
Moral Dilemma: Liar, Liar

http://lifestyle.msn.com/mindbodyandsoul/personalgrowth/articlemc.aspx?cp-documentid=7885426&GT1=32001

Muse
06-17-2008, 08:56 AM
good morning america, how are ya?

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TBrownslady
06-17-2008, 08:58 AM
:wave:

Muse
06-17-2008, 08:58 AM
Babe


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Muse
06-17-2008, 08:59 AM
:wave:

:kisss: hi sexy woman:)

TBrownslady
06-17-2008, 08:59 AM
:kisss: hi sexy woman:)

I love the sig picture :)

no1jag
06-17-2008, 09:01 AM
Goooooooooooooood morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









Yes this post is strictly to build on my post count.

Muse
06-17-2008, 09:02 AM
I love the sig picture :)


Thank you, that young man was so nice to me, made 3 different sigs of Junior for me.

He is rather talented , isn't he

TBrownslady
06-17-2008, 09:02 AM
Goooooooooooooood morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









Yes this post is strictly to build on my post count.

LOL I thought that's what this thread was about anyway? LOL Mornin jag :)

Muse
06-17-2008, 09:03 AM
Goooooooooooooood morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









Yes this post is strictly to build on my post count.

Good morning my pimp daddy

Sweetie post whore as much as you want in this thread, I don't mind, in fact I encourage it:thumb:

Muse
06-17-2008, 09:03 AM
LOL I thought that's what this thread was about anyway? LOL Mornin jag :)

:cute:

That is exactly what this thread is about :)woohoo

Muse
06-17-2008, 09:06 AM
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