Men.... a public service announcement

[babalu87]

Sorry, I was out of town during the heatwave.

Take care as Summer is here and always be aware of where your boys are.
I already had a close call this morning, be watchful you dont sit on your nuts.

[ParanoidPatriot]

Sorry, I was out of town during the heatwave.

Take care as Summer is here and always be aware of where your boys are.
I already had a close call this morning, be watchful you dont sit on your nuts.

Did you almost get Mr. Happy caught in your zipper?

[RoadGrader]

Sorry, I was out of town during the heatwave.

Take care as Summer is here and always be aware of where your boys are.
I already had a close call this morning, be watchful you dont sit on your nuts.how come UR posting-voice is 3 octaves higher this AM?

is it just me :shrug:

[Dwight Schrute]

Thanks for the reminder.

Boxers only fault is they tend to allow for TOO MUCH summer freedom.

[Grogan neck rll]

Also, Gold Bond powder is a wonderful addition to the morning ritual on these hot and humid days. Liberally sprinkled on the boys it helps them stay dry and feel a bit cooler.

[mikiemo83]

Also, Gold Bond powder is a wonderful addition to the morning ritual on these hot and humid days. Liberally sprinkled on the boys it helps them stay dry and feel a bit cooler.gold bond medicated in the green bootle is like a York Peppermint patty for your crotch, a klondike bar of comfort...the inventor is pure genius

[no1jag]

How'd you get the franks above the beans.


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[3 Point Stan]

Sorry, I was out of town during the heatwave.

Take care as Summer is here and always be aware of where your boys are.
I already had a close call this morning, be watchful you dont sit on your nuts.

I hear you, man. It's Swamp Ass Season and "the Twins" are constantly finding themselves in "sticky situations" ...if ya catch my drift ;)

[mikiemo83]

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[Claremonster]

5-10 inches of new snow coming :thumb:

[Grogan neck rll]

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I would argue that this was one of the funniest moments ever on SNL. I LOVE this skit, in particular, how NONE of the players EVER breaks character, no giggling, no smirking, pure sincerity while saying some of the funniest most inappropriate stuff ever.

God I love that skit.

[#54]

Sorry, I was out of town during the heatwave.

Take care as Summer is here and always be aware of where your boys are.
I already had a close call this morning, be watchful you dont sit on your nuts.

When I read the thread title I thought you were going to be talking about this:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,364749,00.html

[babalu87]

bump city bumpus so you dont sit on your nutsitty nutsus

[tehrick67]

Thanks for the reminder.

Boxers only fault is they tend to allow for TOO MUCH summer freedom.

boxer briefs for the WIN.:coffee:

[babalu87]

boxer briefs for the WIN.:coffee:

How, they still hold the junk like a freakin Boa

[mikiemo83]

How, they still hold the junk like a freakin Boa hold or contain?

unlike tighty whity they allow freedom but do have a limit to the movement allowed

[tehrick67]

How, they still hold the junk like a freakin Boa

Maybe it's because I'm Irish:coffee:

Boxers can be too loose, so it pops out...Briefs rub the inside of my leg, I hate that, especially in the heat.

Boxer briefs give you the room of boxers, with the ability to hold Mr wigglie in, and not get the rubbing:thumb:

WIN.

[HSanders]

Boxer briefs are HAWT.
I have successfully converted the spousal unit to them.

[babalu87]

I dunno

I have a few pair of boxer briefs around and by mid-morning I regret putting them on hours earlier.
Feel weird.......... need to get more boxers

Pops out?
You be buyin the wrong boxers yo

[mikiemo83]

my silk boxers are teh bomb

[3 Point Stan]

And don't forget!

http://www.sofreshsodry.com/

:coffee:

[mikiemo83]

And don't forget!

http://www.sofreshsodry.com/

:coffee: or

http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

[tehrick67]

I dunno

I have a few pair of boxer briefs around and by mid-morning I regret putting them on hours earlier.
Feel weird.......... need to get more boxers

Pops out?
You be buyin the wrong boxers yo

I've tried all 3. Love the boxer briefs.

[LurkingWife]

This thread belongs in the Do you read at work thread. The images that are going through my mind are making me chuckle.

[WisColtFan7]

Under Armour makes FANTASTIC boxer briefs....hardly ever have any excess moisture down there and are comfortable as hell
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[tehrick67]

Under Armour makes FANTASTIC boxer briefs....hardly ever have any excess moisture down there and are comfortable as hell
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Thanks. I like my boys to stay dry, unless they are on a 'mission':hump:

[babalu87]

Boxer briefs = long tighty whiteys

[tommysgirl]

Boxer briefs = long tighty whiteys
Boxer briefs = teh sexy.:thumb:

[PumpDee]

Boxer briefs = teh sexy.:thumb:


Too bad ft can't find his. They aren't anywhere near his socks. :shake:

[tommysgirl]

Too bad ft can't find his. They aren't anywhere near his socks. :shake:
It's okay. I prefer him naked anyway.:shrug:

[PumpDee]

It's okay. I prefer him naked anyway.:shrug:


Comando is not recomended when it's this humid.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3120/2896164601_0b6a45742a_m.jpg

[tommysgirl]

Comando is not recomended when it's this humid.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3120/2896164601_0b6a45742a_m.jpg

If he is just in my bedromm, I think nekkid is okay.>)

[babalu87]

Boxer briefs = teh sexy.:thumb:

Some think a banana hammock is sexy too but I aint wearing one of those

[TBrownslady]

I just don't see much sexiness in the boxer briefs :shrug: I like boxers or commando. I guess it has to do with the whole tight thing. Maybe because "I WIN" wore boxer briefs and I am scarred for life

[SteelerFan87]

Was this announcement really necessary? "Don't sit on your nuts", really? I'm pretty sure this is common knowledge from the time you're like 12.

[tommysgirl]

I just don't see much sexiness in the boxer briefs :shrug: I like boxers or commando. I guess it has to do with the whole tight thing. Maybe because "I WIN" wore boxer briefs and I am scarred for life
I like them because you can see the package better than in boxers.:shrug:

[TBrownslady]

I like them because you can see the package better than in boxers.:shrug:

Again, I think 'I WIN' ruined them for me lol I like boxers better because when ummm they "rise to the occassion" there is room for them to do so :shrug:

[dropKickMurphy]

Of all the brands I've tried, the best are the EMS Techwick Silkweight (http://www.ems.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3646215&lmdn=Brand&cp=3707807.3737267.3691649) boxers.

The silkweight is more expensive than their regular weight techwick but it's well worth it. Just the right amount of support; very comfortable and breathable. Like anything else at EMS, don't buy them at full price ($25.00). They have sales all the time, I wouldn't buy anything there unless it's 20% off (or better).

Gold Bond is one of the greatest inventions in human history. Just wish they'd figure out a way to get it into the nooks and crannies without most of it ending up on the floor. The wife doesn't appreciate the white footprints all over the bathroom and bedroom.

Gold Bond + Techwick silkweight boxers feels like this on your balls all day:

[babalu87]

Was this announcement really necessary? "Don't sit on your nuts", really? I'm pretty sure this is common knowledge from the time you're like 12.

Night of partying
Questionable food was served
Africa hot
In a hurry so you dont shit your pants

Imagination.................. u need one

[tommysgirl]

Again, I think 'I WIN' ruined them for me lol I like boxers better because when ummm they "rise to the occassion" there is room for them to do so :shrug:

/can't respond due to public relationship and nobody wants to know anymore about FT's private parts.ROFL

[Dwight Schrute]

Night of partying
Questionable food was served
Africa hot
In a hurry so you dont shit your pants

Imagination.................. u need one

Or just a pair, so he can know teh excruciating-ness of sittin' on one.

[TBrownslady]

/can't respond due to public relationship and nobody wants to know anymore about FT's private parts.ROFL

Thank you!! I do not wanna know about my big bro's privates LOLOL

[mikiemo83]

Gold Bond is one of the greatest inventions in human history. Just wish they'd figure out a way to get it into the nooks and crannies without most of it ending up on the floor. The wife doesn't appreciate the white footprints all over the bathroom and bedroom.

Gold Bond + Techwick silkweight boxers feels like this on your balls all day:Gold Bond Medicated Powder is a like york peppermint pattie of goodness for the crotch - but I have mentioned this many times in the past

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Bath rugs for the win to keep the white foot prints to a confinded area

[TBrownslady]

Bath rugs for the win to keep the white foot prints to a confinded area

After drying off put the towel on the floor and then apply the powder :) Then you are all set. No powder prints anywhere :)

[PumpDee]

I like boxers better because when ummm they "rise to the occassion" there is room for them to do so :shrug:



So........how did that second date go? :shrug:

[mikiemo83]

After drying off put the towel on the floor and then apply the powder :) Then you are all set. No powder prints anywhere :)not sure I understand, would you mind if I come over so you can show me exactly what you mean??!!??


:D

[Dwight Schrute]

Gold Bond is one of the greatest inventions in human history. Just wish they'd figure out a way to get it into the nooks and crannies without most of it ending up on the floor. The wife doesn't appreciate the white footprints all over the bathroom and bedroom.


Haven't tried it, but maybe put the powder in a small bowl and use one of them old style lathering brushes used to shave and go all Picasso about your nutsack.:shrug:

[mikiemo83]

Haven't tried it, but maybe put the powder in a small bowl and use one of them old style lathering brushes used to shave and go all Picasso about your nutsack.:shrug:

might like the tickle of the pickle too much and never leave the room

[tehrick67]

A dustbuster will suck up that powder...

[Dwight Schrute]

might like the tickle of the pickle too much and never leave the room

2 birds - 1 stone

[TBrownslady]

So........how did that second date go? :shrug:

Actually it went great :) I got flowers which was nice. He's completely over whatever happened and really in to me. He's still a lil shy but I am sure that will go away soon.

[TBrownslady]

not sure I understand, would you mind if I come over so you can show me exactly what you mean??!!??


:D

For you I'll consider a demonstration lol ;)

[mikiemo83]

A dustbuster will suck up that powder...so won't an un-registered callgirl from Mexico

[SteelerFan87]

As for the boxer briefs discussion, perhaps you could just get some that are a little bigger? They'll still provide some containment, but not the excessive restraint of teh tighty whities.

[mikiemo83]

:coffee:

Loin cloth for the win

[tommysgirl]

Actually it went great :) I got flowers which was nice. He's completely over whatever happened and really in to me. He's still a lil shy but I am sure that will go away soon.
What kind of flowers? I judge men by the flower choice. :coffee:

[mikiemo83]

what kind of flowers? I judge men by the flower choice. :coffee:impatiens

[tommysgirl]

impatiens
ROFL Nice choice


I am just kidding about the flowers anyway. It just touched me when FT went really out of his way to find lillies (and remembered they were my favorite) on our first date. Not easy to find in February.:)

[patsload]

What kind of flowers? I judge men by the flower choice. :coffee:

carrion flowers

[tommysgirl]

carrion flowers
niceROFL

[babalu87]

2 birds - 1 stone

More "moisture" less win

As for the boxer briefs discussion, perhaps you could just get some that are a little bigger? They'll still provide some containment, but not the excessive restraint of teh tighty whities.

Then they fall down you freakin meathead

[babalu87]

The little Princess

Daddy, did you use some of my powdey?

ROFL
Teh Lavender one is nice too

[dropKickMurphy]

After drying off put the towel on the floor and then apply the powder :) Then you are all set. No powder prints anywhere :)

That doesn't address the issue of getting the GB well applied to the target without a lot of wasted powder falling onto the towel.

Besides, it falls onto my feet, as well. Using the towel to wipe my feet off doesn't really work because that ends up getting more powder on my feet...which then gets tracked onto the floor.

I was thinking something along these lines....

[SteelerFan87]

More "moisture" less win



Then they fall down you freakin meathead

Ok, then wear your regular size, and just slide them down a little to give yourself a little more room.

:shrug: Or just wear tighty whities and bitch all day about being too restrained, if you're unwilling to entertain potential compromise solutions.

[TBrownslady]

What kind of flowers? I judge men by the flower choice. :coffee:

It was a real pretty mix of flowers. I am not much of a flower girl but the thought was there so I appreciated that. I'm just not used to getting anything on any dates lol

[dropKickMurphy]

Haven't tried it, but maybe put the powder in a small bowl and use one of them old style lathering brushes used to shave and go all Picasso about your nutsack.:shrug:

Dwight, the idea that you imagined me with one foot on the vanity, one hand holding the sack to the side, the other hand brushing pow into the crevasse.....makes me feel all confused and tingly inside

[babalu87]

Ok, then wear your regular size, and just slide them down a little to give yourself a little more room.

:shrug: Or just wear tighty whities and bitch all day about being too restrained, if you're unwilling to entertain potential compromise solutions.

I wear the all cotton with the good waistband boxers thatthedickdontfalloutof

[TBrownslady]

That doesn't address the issue of getting the GB well applied to the target without a lot of wasted powder falling onto the towel.

Besides, it falls onto my feet, as well. Using the towel to wipe my feet off doesn't really work because that ends up getting more powder on my feet...which then gets tracked onto the floor.

I was thinking something along these lines....

Cup your hand underneath, try not to get too crazy with the powder and catch whatver falls. Then take your hand and rub it on those nooks and crannies to be sure you get all the places. Then rinse off in the sink.

[babalu87]

Cup your hand underneath, try not to get too crazy with the powder and catch whatver falls. Then take your hand and rub it on those nooks and crannies to be sure you get all the places. Then rinse off in the sink.

Demonstration
Gonna need one

[mikiemo83]

I'm just not used to getting anything on any dates lolwe could change that

Demonstration
Gonna need oneI already asked

[dropKickMurphy]

Cup your hand underneath, try not to get too crazy with the powder and catch whatver falls. Then take your hand and rub it on those nooks and crannies to be sure you get all the places. Then rinse off in the sink.

I was thinking of cutting a couple of leg holes in a Hefty bag, then pulling it on like a pair of pants. Then I'd pour the powder in and jump around till everything got coated.
It's not fried...It's Shake 'N Bake!

[TBrownslady]

Demonstration
Gonna need one

we could change that

I already asked

Mikie got dibs LOL

I was thinking of cutting a couple of leg holes in a Hefty bag, then pulling it on like a pair of pants. Then I'd pour the powder in and jump around till everything got coated.
It's not fried...It's Shake 'N Bake!

ROFL DKM!!! The people around me probably think I am nuts now!

[Dwight Schrute]

It was a real pretty mix of flowers. I am not much of a flower girl but the thought was there so I appreciated that. I'm just not used to getting anything on any dates lol

Future sig material.:coffee:

Dwight, the idea that you imagined me with one foot on the vanity, one hand holding the sack to the side, the other hand brushing pow into the crevasse.....makes me feel all confused and tingly inside

Didn't envision that sick thought, just runnin' with a creative idea....

Cup your hand underneath, try not to get too crazy with the powder and catch whatver falls. Then take your hand and rub it on those nooks and crannies to be sure you get all the places. Then rinse off in the sink.

It's not an English muffin....

I was thinking of cutting a couple of leg holes in a Hefty bag, then pulling it on like a pair of pants. Then I'd pour the powder in and jump around till everything got coated.
It's not fried...It's Shake 'N Bake!

Talledaga Nights: The Legend of DKM

[Redsoxfan57]

forgive me for being a copycat but:

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[TBrownslady]

This thread is awesome I just want to say that.

[dropKickMurphy]

As skiers say, there are no friends on a Powder Day...

[taltos]

so won't an un-registered callgirl from MexicoDo they have to bring their own straw?:insane:

[PumpDee]

What kind of flowers? I judge men by the flower choice. :coffee:

impatiens

carrion flowers



I can't believe nobody said this already...........



twolips. :Poke:



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[mikiemo83]

I can't believe nobody said this already...........



twolips. :Poke:so much better than roses on a piano

my impatiens was brought on by the never on the 1st date comments


I assume teh twolips would fall in the same banana boat

[PumpDee]

so much better than roses on a piano

my impatiens was brought on by the never on the 1st date comments


I assume teh twolips would fall in the same banana boat




Great




minds.





:toast:

[TBrownslady]

I can't believe nobody said this already...........



twolips. :Poke:



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Geez you think I'm the kind of lady that puts out after the 2nd date? :harumph:

[Dwight Schrute]

Geez you think I'm the kind of lady that puts out after the 2nd date? :harumph:

Why waste a date?:coffee:

[TBrownslady]

Why waste a date?:coffee:

Why give away the prize after the first attempt :) Even at a carnival you never get the big prize right away. You start with the small ones and work your way up to the big one. :)

[Grumpy_Bottom]

Why give away the prize after the first attempt :) Even at a carnival you never get the big prize right away. You start with the small ones and work your way up to the big one. :)
Unless you're really good at the game :shrug:

[WisColtFan7]

Why give away the prize after the first attempt :) Even at a carnival you never get the big prize right away. You start with the small ones and work your way up to the big one. :)

So a beejer on the first date is not out of the question? Nice! ;)
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[TBrownslady]

Unless you're really good at the game :shrug:

But if you get it on the first attempt then you won't wanna play that game no more. What's the sense since you already beat it and got the prize

So a beejer on the first date is not out of the question? Nice! ;)
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That's not level 1 LOL

[Peachhead]

But if you get it on the first attempt then you won't wanna play that game no more. What's the sense since you already beat it and got the prize



Au contraire. Hummers are like a plate of chinese food. Ten minutes later we want another one. :)

[TBrownslady]

Au contraire. Hummers are like a plate of chinese food. Ten minutes later we want another one. :)

I was talking about the BIG prize not hummers lol Those fall somewhere in the middle. And I know us girls can get you guys hooked like that with a good hummer

[imapig]

I was talking about the BIG prize not hummers lol Those fall somewhere in the middle. And I know us girls can get you guys hooked like that with a good hummerI'm an addict...:coffee:

[Sucka Micok]

I was talking about the BIG prize not hummers lol Those fall somewhere in the middle. And I know us girls can get you guys hooked like that with a good hummer

Where's mine?

[TBrownslady]

Where's mine?

Your avatar makes me smile