Hmmmm.....

[PatsButterfly]

The Coach had put together the perfect team for the Oakland Raiders.
The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted
All the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn't find a
quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in
Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young
Afghanistan soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand
Grenade straight into a 3rd-story window 200 yards away, ka-boom! He threw another hand grenade into a group of 10 soldiers 100
yards away, ka-blooey! Then a car passed, going 90 mph, bulls-eye!

"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the
perfect arm!" So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football, and the Raiders go on to win the Super Bowl. The young Afghani is hailed as the Great Hero of football, and when Coach asks him what he wants. All the young man wants to do is to call his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You deserted us.
You are not my son."
"I don't think you understand, Mother!" the young man pleads. "I
just won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

"No, let me tell you," his mother retorts. "At this very moment,
there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble.
Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week,
And this week your sister was almost raped in broad daylight."

The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I'll never forgive
You for making us move to Oakland."

[Hawg73]

Excellent Raider joke. I never saw it coming, thanks.

Here's a Raiders Joke gleaned from a Kansas City Chiefs fan site.
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The Accident

There's a Raider fan driving from Oakland to Kansas City, and a Chiefs fan driving from Kansas City to Oakland. In the middle of the night, with no other cars on the road, they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions.

The Raider fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at the twisted car and says, "Man, I am really lucky to be alive!"

Likewise, the Chiefs fan scrambles out of his car, and looks at his wreckage. He says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck!"

The Raider fan walks over to the Chiefs fan and says, "Hey man, I think this is a sign from God, that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of arch rivals."

The Chiefs fan thinks for a minute and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. Now, I am gonna see what else survived this wreck."

So the Chiefs fan pops open his trunk and finds a full unopened bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Raider fan, "I think this is another sign from God, that we should toast to our new found understanding and friendship." The Raider fan says, " You're damn right!" and he grabs the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels.

After putting away nearly half the bottle, the Raider fan hands it back to the Chiefs fan and says, "Your Turn!"

The Chiefs fan twists the cap back on the bottle and says' "Nahhh, I think I'll wait for the cops to show up!!!"