"Neilbonics" Hilarious site with the wit and wisdom of Neil Smith

[Hawg73]

My brother sent me a link and told me I had to check this out. The following quotes are from the mouth of former KC Chiefs all-pro DE Neil Smith. The man is a legend out there for his trouble with the english language. He has spawned a number of websites that chronicle his wit and wisdom. They call it "Neilbonics"


•“Actually this guy (Troy Brown) had a perceptional year today. … I think he went 10-for-10 or 12-for12. … His completion percentage was great. I love the way he was catching the ball.”
Neil Smith, on the Patriots wide receiver.

•“You know why? I think why. This is the reason why. Because I think what New England did today, they axe-ually they just everything you could probably the reverse they tried to do all kind of trick plays.”

GH: These are not typos. This is how the former Cornhusker speaks. There’s more…

http://www.fiercehighway.com/mint400/archives/000605.html

try the link for the full article it's pretty funny.

Originally posted by Hawg73
My brother sent me a link and told me I had to check this out.


•“Actually this guy (Troy Brown) had a perceptional year today. … I think he went 10-for-10 or 12-for12. … His completion percentage was great.


That is hysterical. It is obvious he has pretty much given up trying to pronounce Maslowski's name. I can't say I blame him, you know how those Polish names are.

•“They always come through because they always says what they have to mean.”

•“They don’t care who you are. If you don’t be on the plane at a certain time when you supposed to, they will leave you on the dot. And you will have to find your way to Seattle to try to get a plane that day to beat us to get to the play on tomorrow.”

(Why do I suspect that Neil has had an experience like this...?)

•“Everything knows that you have to score pernts (points) in order to win the ball game. If the Chiefs can score 30 or more pernts, they can win this ball game.”


Hawg: There were so many "pernts" that I could expedite around, where would you look?

[Austin]

a side note... the guy who records these(Greg Hall)... is a member over on your sister board.. ChiefsPlanet... He is a local sports writer in KC

[pookie]

Originally posted by Austin
a side note... the guy who records these(Greg Hall)... is a member over on your sister board.. ChiefsPlanet... He is a local sports writer in KC

Too bad there are no sound bytes available because that stuff has GOT to sound funny.

[Spirit of 76]

You couldn't make this stuff up. It would hurt your head too much. At least he is a gentleman.