Have you ever made a ship in a bottle?

[SteelerFan87]

Can't say I have, but I've always wondered how they get those little ships in there.

[RoadGrader]

Originally posted by SteelerFan87 on 02-25-2008 at 10:09 PM
Can't say I have, but I've always wondered how they get those little ships in there. you get those special little model ship seeds they have

you shake some into the bottle with a tinsy bit of water just enough to let them seedies soak, then you put the cork in the bottle and let sit overnight in the dark

next AM, viola ---- you got nothin' and then you go buy a ready-made ship-in-a-bottle at the Christmas Tree Shoppes

what a dumbass question :shake:

[easycome_easygo]

Originally posted by SteelerFan87 on 02-25-2008 at 09:09 PM
Can't say I have, but I've always wondered how they get those little ships in there.

It's magic. I know you don't believe me. Are you saying you don't believe in magic?

dork. ;)

[Fully Tilted]

I sailed one straight into a bottle once. It was like threading a needle. But I did not actually build the ship, no.

[Mark_Henderson]

Originally posted by SteelerFan87 on 02-25-2008 at 10:09 PM
Can't say I have, but I've always wondered how they get those little ships in there.


No, I never have. I guess these are the kind of questions that keep Steeler fans awake at night.

[PSC_Pats_Fan]

Ship? No.


But I've PEED in a bottle before... Does that count for anything?

[SteelerFan87]

Originally posted by PSC_Pats_Fan on 02-25-2008 at 10:26 PM
Ship? No.


But I've PEED in a bottle before... Does that count for anything?

Well that depends. Was there a ship in the bottle, and did you pee on the poop deck?

:D

[HomelessJoe]

i said yes even though i havent

[spedmunki]

Made one before when I was a little kid...it was a bitch and I needed mucho help from my parents.

[RoadGrader]

I found a vid on YouTube by a guy who gave up making a ship-in-a-bottle because it was too hard so he figured out something that could work for him

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WshuBz5f3Ag&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WshuBz5f3Ag&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

I think the guy's name was dred something :shrug:

[Claremonster]

Originally posted by SteelerFan87 on 02-25-2008 at 07:09 PM
Can't say I have, but I've always wondered how they get those little ships in there.

I've never made one, but I've seen how it's done.


That being said, I've made bottles in a ship before. Well, I didn't make the bottles, but I sure as hell emptied them.

[easycome_easygo]

Originally posted by RoadGrader on 02-25-2008 at 09:30 PM
I found a vid on YouTube by a guy who gave up making a ship-in-a-bottle because it was too hard so he figured out something that could work for him

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WshuBz5f3Ag&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WshuBz5f3Ag&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

I think the guy's name was dred something :shrug:

Don't fall for anything RG says or posts. That is a video of midget pron.

[Fully Tilted]

Originally posted by VYF on 02-25-2008 at 10:31 PM
Don't fall for anything RG says or posts. That is a video of midget pron.

And this is less interesting or fulfilling than a guy building a tiny ship because? :shrug: :D

[SteelerFan87]

Originally posted by spedmunki on 02-25-2008 at 10:28 PM
Made one before when I was a little kid...it was a bitch and I needed mucho help from my parents.

How does the stuff fit in the bottle? And then once it's in there I would imagine it's a bitch to try to work with it. I'm guessing you use tweezers or something to hold all the little pieces to put it together.

[spedmunki]

You build it outside the bottle, and its all folded up. Then you put it in and pull a string with tweezers to erect it.

[Claremonster]

Originally posted by SteelerFan87 on 02-25-2008 at 07:39 PM
How does the stuff fit in the bottle? And then once it's in there I would imagine it's a bitch to try to work with it. I'm guessing you use tweezers or something to hold all the little pieces to put it together.

Well, you build the ship really small, then as the wood grows, voila!

Seriously, though, you build it outside the bottle, then push the masts up, essentially:

http://www.shipbottle.ru/english/how/

[Claremonster]

Originally posted by spedmunki on 02-25-2008 at 07:41 PM
pull a string with tweezers to erect it.


We're talking about Ships in Bottles, not SF87s masterbation technique...

[easycome_easygo]

Originally posted by Claremonster on 02-25-2008 at 09:43 PM
We're talking about Ships in Bottles, not SF87s masterbation technique...

:LOL: ROFL :LOL: and how do you know that is his masturbation technique. Are you a peeping tom? ;)

[Claremonster]

Originally posted by VYF on 02-25-2008 at 07:46 PM
:LOL: ROFL :LOL: and how do you know that is his masturbation technique. Are you a peeping tom? ;)

Edumacated Guess.

[SteelerFan87]

Those would have to be some pretty big tweezers for your educated guess to be accurate.

:thumb:

[Claremonster]

Originally posted by SteelerFan87 on 02-25-2008 at 07:49 PM
I hate you guys. :mad:

:4321: :D

ROFL

[Costanza]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y11/drloomis3/Cat-YouJustGotServed.jpg

Umm, anyone want to google images "you got served" and tell me what you think of one of the pics in the 3rd row?

[Claremonster]

Originally posted by Jh on 02-25-2008 at 07:53 PM


Umm, anyone want to google images "you got served and tell me what you think of one of the pics in the 3rd row?

Ok, I'm turning "Safe Search" back on. :Eason:

[Bender]

Originally posted by Jh on 02-25-2008 at 10:53 PM


Umm, anyone want to google images "you got served and tell me what you think of one of the pics in the 3rd row?

What? That's Goatse, one of the most famous pics on the net.

Goatse and tubgirl sitting in a tree..

[Costanza]

That's it, Goatse is off of my list to name the next baby!

[SteelerFan87]

Originally posted by Jh on 02-25-2008 at 10:56 PM
That's it, Goatse is off of my list to name the next baby!

You actually considered it at one point? :confused:

[Costanza]

Originally posted by SteelerFan87 on 02-25-2008 at 07:57 PM
You actually considered it at one point? :confused:
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/104/captainobviouslb4.jpg
;)

[Bender]

Originally posted by Jh on 02-25-2008 at 10:56 PM
That's it, Goatse is off of my list to name the next baby!

Go look up Tubgirl. ROFL

[Claremonster]

Originally posted by Bender on 02-25-2008 at 07:54 PM
What? That's Goatse, one of the most famous pics on the net.

Goatse and tubgirl sitting in a tree..


I remember Goatse. I also remember emailing that old link to the distribution list one of my kid's teachers used to spam us all with.

[Costanza]

Originally posted by Claremonster on 02-25-2008 at 08:04 PM
I remember Goatse. I also remember emailing that old link to the distribution list one of my kid's teachers used to spam us all with.
You musta hated that teach! And I googled tubgirl and got naked broads in a tub. That's fine though. I have seen enough nasty for the night :Eason: .

[Bender]

Originally posted by Jh on 02-25-2008 at 11:08 PM
You musta hated that teach! And I googled tubgirl and got naked broads in a tub. That's fine though. I have seen enough nasty for the night :Eason: .

Uhm..that whole first page is the image of "tubgirl"..with the brown fountain. ROFL

[Claremonster]

Originally posted by Bender on 02-25-2008 at 08:09 PM
Uhm..that whole first page is the image of "tubgirl"..with the brown fountain. ROFL


Which, if I recal, turned out to be a hoax, a fake. IIRC.

[Costanza]

Originally posted by Bender on 02-25-2008 at 08:09 PM
Uhm..that whole first page is the image of "tubgirl"..with the brown fountain. ROFL
I put a space in tub girl. That must have been my problem. Is it just a bunch of shit or what?

One time I was bored and typed in random things to see what came up. "Funky ass shit" resulted in a lot of poo porn.

[Bender]

Originally posted by Claremonster on 02-25-2008 at 11:10 PM
Which, if I recal, turned out to be a hoax, a fake. IIRC.

No, that's real..japanese fetish stuff. Think you may have the hoax confused with something else.

[Costanza]

Originally posted by Bender on 02-25-2008 at 08:11 PM
No, that's real..japanese fetish stuff. Think you may have the hoax confused with something else.
I saw a porno one time where it had 2 Asian chicks in a tub of water that they kept puking in. Niice.

[Bender]

Originally posted by Jh on 02-25-2008 at 11:12 PM
I saw a porno one time where it had 2 Asian chicks in a tub of water that they kept puking in. Niice.

That's nothing..go find Eel Girl. That video had me 2 seconds away from puking.

[Claremonster]

Originally posted by Bender on 02-25-2008 at 08:13 PM
That's nothing..go find Eel Girl. That video had me 2 seconds away from puking.


Just pretend all the eels are merely life-like cybernetic robot organism... :thumb:

[Costanza]

Originally posted by Bender on 02-25-2008 at 08:13 PM
That's nothing..go find Eel Girl. That video had me 2 seconds away from puking.
Uhh, if it makes you wanna puke I think it's possibly too much for me. It she getting it on with it or what?

Or are these the type of things you don't tell anyone about because they need to see for themselves? What was that website, something like wickedpictures or something that showed really horrible things, like a point blank shot gun to the face picture.

[SteelerFan87]

Um, anyway.... so, ships in bottles. Anybody got any pictures of some they've made or own?

[Bender]

Originally posted by SteelerFan87 on 02-25-2008 at 11:25 PM
Um, anyway.... so, ships in bottles. Anybody got any pictures of some they've made or own?

We don't shit in bottles round here!



Sicko Steeler fans.

[Claremonster]

Originally posted by Bender on 02-25-2008 at 08:27 PM
We don't shit in bottles round here!



Sicko Steeler fans.

Yeah. Speaking of Steeler Fans, search for "Bottle Guy" ROFL

[SteelerFan87]

Originally posted by Claremonster on 02-25-2008 at 11:36 PM
Yeah. Speaking of Steeler Fans, search for "Bottle Guy" ROFL

I hate you so very very much...

:Eason:

[shirtsleeve]

Originally posted by Claremonster on 02-25-2008 at 11:36 PM
Yeah. Speaking of Steeler Fans, search for "Bottle Guy" ROFL

:LOL:

So a thread about building ships in a bottle degenerated into tubgirl, eelgirl and bottle boy!!! What no 2 girls 1 cup?

5 stars!!!

Excellent job!!!

:thumb:

ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Claremonster]

Originally posted by shirtsleeve on 02-25-2008 at 08:43 PM
:LOL:

So a thread about building ships in a bottle degenerated into tubgirl, eelgirl and bottle boy!!! What no 2 girls 1 cup?

5 stars!!!

Excellent job!!!

:thumb:

ROFL ROFL ROFL


And only took two pages! :D

[shirtsleeve]

Originally posted by Claremonster on 02-25-2008 at 11:44 PM
And only took two pages! :D

Outstanding! Simply Outsdanding!

[Claremonster]

Originally posted by SteelerFan87 on 02-25-2008 at 08:43 PM
I hate you so very very much...

:Eason:


Why? So what? The guy recycles.

http://www.miserychick.net/v6/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/acnova_chinaman_small.jpg

[Costanza]

^^^:archive: ROFL

[#12PF]

Originally posted by shirtsleeve on 02-25-2008 at 11:43 PM
What no 2 girls 1 cup?

:Eason: :Eason: :Eason:

Surprised no mention about 4 girls fingerpainting....:rolleyes:

[Claremonster]

Originally posted by #12PF on 02-25-2008 at 09:01 PM
:Eason: :Eason: :Eason:

Surprised no mention about 4 girls fingerpainting....:rolleyes:


Or 3 guys sculpting...

[shirtsleeve]

Originally posted by #12PF on 02-26-2008 at 12:01 AM
:Eason: :Eason: :Eason:

Surprised no mention about 4 girls fingerpainting....:rolleyes:

Yeah, they are slipping a little! two pages was outstanding though!ROFL

[Bender]

Originally posted by Claremonster on 02-26-2008 at 12:03 AM
Or 3 guys sculpting...

Or BME pain olympics.

[Bender]

Or "Where Am I" Kevin Bacon. ROFL

http://www.playboy.com/blog/upload/2007/06/kevin_bacon.jpg

[shirtsleeve]

Ya know, #12PF, you can join in on the insomniac thread...its the hole we all crawl out of....:D :thumb:

[#12PF]

Originally posted by shirtsleeve on 02-26-2008 at 12:07 AM
Ya know, #12PF, you can join in on the insomniac thread...its the hole we all crawl out of....:D :thumb:

Thanks, I might have to take a look...maybe not so much posting tonight, got a midterm tomorrow and some crazy sight (*ehem*PP*ehem*) keeps distracting me from studying.... I must be the biggest procrastinator seeing as its 11 pm central time and i haven't started :banghead:...and yet here I am again, like a moth to a flame.....:)

[Claremonster]

Look at me! I can fly! Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!!

[shirtsleeve]

Originally posted by #12PF on 02-26-2008 at 12:11 AM
Thanks, I might have to take a look...maybe not so much posting tonight, got a midterm tomorrow and some crazy sight (*ehem*PP*ehem*) keeps distracting me from studying.... I must be the biggest procrastinator seeing as its 11 pm central time and i haven't started :banghead:...and yet here I am again, like a moth to a flame.....:)

We got a resident in there that will show soon. Titan...he is the same way! This place isn't always this off the hook...well almost always and almost this much...but this is the off season and the official off season hasn't started yet. My favorite time of year here!

[#12PF]

Originally posted by shirtsleeve on 02-26-2008 at 12:15 AM
We got a resident in there that will show soon. Titan...he is the same way! This place isn't always this off the hook...well almost always and almost this much...but this is the off season and the official off season hasn't started yet. My favorite time of year here!

Can't wait to see what else you all got.... i mean I think every topic that one could ever think of has been covered in some form or another on this site...i love it :D

[Costanza]

Originally posted by #12PF on 02-25-2008 at 09:23 PM
Can't wait to see what else you all got.... i mean I think every topic that one could ever think of has been covered in some form or another on this site...i love it :D
:Lwelcome: You're getting hooked like the rest of us :D

[shirtsleeve]

Originally posted by #12PF on 02-26-2008 at 12:23 AM
Can't wait to see what else you all got.... i mean I think every topic that one could ever think of has been covered in some form or another on this site...i love it :D

Welcome! Now you truly are a memberless member here. You are officially addicted...Oh and btw! :thumb: on keepin the beefcake thread goin! I dont even wanna know whats in there, but its cool that you are so active.

edit: I totally forgot there was a poll attached to this thing!ROFL

And were you here for the kissin cousins thread?ROFL

[#12PF]

Originally posted by Jh on 02-26-2008 at 12:25 AM
:Lwelcome: You're getting hooked like the rest of us :D

Thanks! :) I think I have become officially addicted......see I just made a post in another thread saying it was my last post and here I am :banghead: and there to my side are my materials I haven't studied...:banghead: ok im done for tonight FOR REAL...should be interesting to see whats left of these threads tom. :D You all are hilarious!

[Costanza]

Originally posted by #12PF on 02-25-2008 at 09:29 PM
Thanks! :) I think I have become officially addicted......see I just made a post in another thread saying it was my last post and here I am :banghead: and there to my side are my materials I haven't studied...:banghead: ok im done for tonight FOR REAL...should be interesting to see whats left of these threads tom. :D You all are hilarious!
Good luck ;)

[SteelerFan87]

So, 12PF, ever made a ship in a bottle?

[#12PF]

Originally posted by shirtsleeve on 02-26-2008 at 12:26 AM
Welcome! Now you truly are a memberless member here. You are officially addicted...Oh and btw! :thumb: on keepin the beefcake thread goin! I dont even wanna know whats in there, but its cool that you are so active.

edit: I totally forgot there was a poll attached to this thing!ROFL

And were you here for the kissin cousins thread?ROFL

Thanks! I have no idea what a memberless member is but I'm excited to be one :) ... i think :rolleyes: ....

Oh yes, the beefcake thread is one of my faves...you sure you dont want a look? :D

I missed the kissin cousins thread :confused: but (I dont know if I should share this or not but what the hell im gonna anyways) I actually know someone who is married to their cousin...and they have three healthy kids. Really weird when I found out but they are family friends from a different country...they live here now and they seem normal so I mean, I try not to judge :shrug: :rolleyes:

AND ONCE AGAIN I OBVIOUSLY CANT STAY AWAY ... if i flunk this test I blame all of you :mad: :D

[shirtsleeve]

Originally posted by #12PF on 02-26-2008 at 12:36 AM
Thanks! I have no idea what a memberless member is but I'm excited to be one :) ... i think :rolleyes: ....

Oh yes, the beefcake thread is one of my faves...you sure you dont want a look? :D

I missed the kissin cousins thread :confused: but (I dont know if I should share this or not but what the hell im gonna anyways) I actually know someone who is married to their cousin...and they have three healthy kids. Really weird when I found out but they are family friends from a different country...they live here now and they seem normal so I mean, I try not to judge :shrug: :rolleyes:

AND ONCE AGAIN I OBVIOUSLY CANT STAY AWAY ... if i flunk this test I blame all of you :mad: :D

ROFL
memberless members are female members. membered members are the males!

Oh, and that was pretty much the thread...ever kiss your cousin? It was a pole, which is a sex poll. :D

[Costanza]

Originally posted by #12PF on 02-25-2008 at 09:36 PM
Thanks! I have no idea what a memberless member is but I'm excited to be one :) ... i think :rolleyes: ....

Oh yes, the beefcake thread is one of my faves...you sure you dont want a look? :D

I missed the kissin cousins thread :confused: but (I dont know if I should share this or not but what the hell im gonna anyways) I actually know someone who is married to their cousin...and they have three healthy kids. Really weird when I found out but they are family friends from a different country...they live here now and they seem normal so I mean, I try not to judge :shrug: :rolleyes:

AND ONCE AGAIN I OBVIOUSLY CANT STAY AWAY ... if i flunk this test I blame all of you :mad: :D
terms found here- :D
http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?s=&threadid=22198

[Bender]

Originally posted by SteelerFan87 on 02-26-2008 at 12:31 AM
So, 12PF, ever made a ship in a bottle?

Or maybe a pee in a Mountain Dew bottle during a long road trip?

[shirtsleeve]

Originally posted by Bender on 02-26-2008 at 12:39 AM
Or maybe a pee in a Mountain Dew bottle during a long road trip?

No Bender, you cant have the bottle, so dont even ask!

[Costanza]

Originally posted by shirtsleeve on 02-25-2008 at 09:43 PM
No Bender, you cant have the bottle, so dont even ask!
:eek:

[Claremonster]

1 Bender 1 Bottle ROFL

[Costanza]

Originally posted by Claremonster on 02-25-2008 at 09:45 PM
1 Bender 1 Bottle ROFL
double ROFL ROFL :thumb:

[#12PF]

Originally posted by SteelerFan87 on 02-26-2008 at 12:31 AM
So, 12PF, ever made a ship in a bottle?

I'm on to your plan! And damnit it's working cuz here I am...:)

[shirtsleeve]

Originally posted by Claremonster on 02-26-2008 at 12:45 AM
1 Bender 1 Bottle ROFL

ROFL ROFL

First tears down the eyes since youknowwho said she had a gag reflex!

[Bender]

I don't need a bottle, a robot goes where he damn well pleases!

Especially on French Hookers. (what movie reference is that from)

[Claremonster]

Originally posted by shirtsleeve on 02-25-2008 at 09:48 PM
ROFL ROFL

First tears down the eyes since youknowwho said she had a gag reflex!

man, I miss those sigs... ROFL

[#12PF]

Originally posted by Bender on 02-26-2008 at 12:39 AM
Or maybe a pee in a Mountain Dew bottle during a long road trip?

That's so much easier for guys than girls....i once held my pee for 14 hours (long trip mixed with fear of public restrooms)...:D I'm proud...

[SteelerFan87]

Originally posted by #12PF on 02-26-2008 at 12:47 AM
I'm on to your plan! And damnit it's working cuz here I am...:)

Crap, you mean you've discovered my secret plan to have all the top ship in a bottle makers build me a miniature navy with which to conquer the world??


Well then I guess that can only mean one thing. Time for me to go to bed.

[shirtsleeve]

Originally posted by Claremonster on 02-26-2008 at 12:48 AM
man, I miss those sigs... ROFL

We should go back and find the quotes and gettem back!ROFL

[Bender]

Originally posted by #12PF on 02-26-2008 at 12:49 AM
That's so much easier for guys than girls....i once held my pee for 14 hours (long trip mixed with fear of public restrooms)...:D I'm proud...

You should try a gatoraide bottle then, it has a bigger opening, ya can just put it up there and spray away. ROFL

[#12PF]

Originally posted by Jh on 02-26-2008 at 12:38 AM
terms found here- :D
http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?s=&threadid=22198

Now it makes sense! :thumb: Thank you! It's obvious memberless members are WAY cooler than the membered members...;)

[Claremonster]

Originally posted by Bender on 02-25-2008 at 09:50 PM
You should try a gatoraide bottle then, it has a bigger opening, ya can just put it up there and spray away. ROFL


My brother got in trouble for just opening the car door on the Florida Turnpike, and pissing out the car back in the 80s...

[Bender]

Originally posted by #12PF on 02-26-2008 at 12:51 AM
Now it makes sense! :thumb: Thank you! It's obvious memberless members are WAY cooler than the membered members...;)

Just wait till you see my member attachments. >) ROFL

[shirtsleeve]

Originally posted by Claremonster on 02-26-2008 at 12:51 AM
My brother got in trouble for just opening the car door on the Florida Turnpike, and pissing out the car back in the 80s...

My buddy got arrested pissing on a cops boots on the Tobin Bridge at rush hour!

[#12PF]

Originally posted by Bender on 02-26-2008 at 12:50 AM
You should try a gatoraide bottle then, it has a bigger opening, ya can just put it up there and spray away. ROFL

Its not the size that worries me, its the control over the spray...:shrug: if you really wanted to know...:D

[#12PF]

Originally posted by Bender on 02-26-2008 at 12:53 AM
Just wait till you see my member. >) ROFL

So then robots are membered? :confused: Interesting... :)

[shirtsleeve]

Originally posted by #12PF on 02-26-2008 at 12:53 AM
Its not the size that worries me, its the control over the spray...:shrug: if you really wanted to know...:D

Oh God...sick response in 5..4..3..2..1..

[Claremonster]

Originally posted by #12PF on 02-25-2008 at 09:53 PM
So then robots are membered? :confused: Interesting... :)


He has multiple attachments. There's a thread on here about it somewhere...

[#12PF]

Originally posted by SteelerFan87 on 02-26-2008 at 12:49 AM
Crap, you mean you've discovered my secret plan to have all the top ship in a bottle makers build me a miniature navy with which to conquer the world??


Well then I guess that can only mean one thing. Time for me to go to bed.

Yep, which is why I'll never tell.....

[Claremonster]

Originally posted by #12PF on 02-25-2008 at 09:53 PM
Its not the size that worries me, its the control over the spray...:shrug: if you really wanted to know...:D


I sooooooo want to use this as my sig... ROFL ROFL ROFL :LOL:

[#12PF]

Originally posted by Claremonster on 02-26-2008 at 12:54 AM
He has multiple attachments. There's a thread on here about it somewhere...

Oooo the scandalous bender pics? yes yes good thread >)

[shirtsleeve]

Originally posted by Claremonster on 02-26-2008 at 12:55 AM
I sooooooo want to use this as my sig... ROFL ROFL ROFL :LOL:

ROFL ROFL ROFL

And we have a winner!

[Bender]

Originally posted by #12PF on 02-26-2008 at 12:53 AM
Its not the size that worries me, its the control over the spray...:shrug: if you really wanted to know...:D

Well then just close your eyes and hope nothing gets in them.

[shirtsleeve]

Ummmm #12PF do not be alarmed by claremonsters next post or his sig therein!:D

ROFL ROFL ROFL

[#12PF]

Originally posted by Claremonster on 02-26-2008 at 12:55 AM
I sooooooo want to use this as my sig... ROFL ROFL ROFL :LOL:

Dirty dirty minds!!! All of you! >)

[#12PF]

Originally posted by shirtsleeve on 02-26-2008 at 12:59 AM
Ummmm #12PF do not be alarmed by claremonsters next post or his sig therein!:D

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Can't a girl make a comment without it being taken the wrong way :shrug: ....

Typical men....:p :D

[shirtsleeve]

Originally posted by #12PF on 02-26-2008 at 01:01 AM
Dirty dirty minds!!! All of you! >)

We prefer open to new experiences...>)

[#12PF]

Originally posted by shirtsleeve on 02-26-2008 at 01:05 AM
We prefer open to new experiences...>)

ROFL I should've known a thread that consists of references to 2 girls 1 cup and 4 girls fingerpainting would've resulted in this....:harumph:

[shirtsleeve]

Well it really would be a waste not to use it, and well claremonster is taking too long soo....

[BY1401]

Can someone please give me an executive summary of this thread? I'd appreciate it as I'm far too busy getting my postwhore on in other threads. Thank you.

[O.Z.O.]

It was hard to squeeze in there, made a real mess, kind of nasty...

oh, wait a minute...you said SHIP in a bottle

[Brownfan80]

Originally posted by O.Z.O. on 02-26-2008 at 09:56 AM
It was hard to squeeze in there, made a real mess, kind of nasty...

oh, wait a minute...you said SHIP in a bottle

Ohz Myz Godz.

OMG

[Hawg73]

I've never made a ship in a bottle, but made a wooden regular one as a winter project. Never again, but it came out nice.

BTW, I just hope none of you people are crazy enough to google "pigman" and watch the vid. Easily the sickest thing I've ever seen on the internet, which is saying a lot, but a car wreck nonetheless.

PLEASE do not watch this thing. Definitely NSFW. I'm afraid to even link to it.

[Brownfan80]

Originally posted by Hawg73 on 02-26-2008 at 11:00 AM
I've never made a ship in a bottle, but made a wooden regular one as a winter project. Never again, but it came out nice.

BTW, I just hope none of you people are crazy enough to google "pigman" and watch the vid. Easily the sickest thing I've ever seen on the internet, which is saying a lot, but a car wreck nonetheless.

PLEASE do not watch this thing. Definitely NSFW. I'm afraid to even link to it.

All I found was this:

http://greggman.com/japan/designfesta2001-11/pigman.jpg

While it is disturbing, I doubt it was what you were talking about.

[BY1401]

I love me some little red X in the morning.

[Claremonster]

Originally posted by shirtsleeve on 02-25-2008 at 10:14 PM
Well it really would be a waste not to use it, and well claremonster is taking too long soo....


I was tryin to be nice. Don't want to scare her away... ROFL

[shirtsleeve]

I posted it for about an hour but she had already left...so I did the right thing and took it back down.

[#12PF]

Originally posted by shirtsleeve on 02-26-2008 at 12:48 PM
I posted it for about an hour but she had already left...so I did the right thing and took it back down.

lol I definitely missed it....it's a very awkward statement out of context :D

[Costanza]

Originally posted by #12PF on 02-26-2008 at 01:11 PM
lol I definitely missed it....it's a very awkward statement out of context :D
Girlfren' you gotta watch yourself around here!

[O.Z.O.]

I've saved time in a bottle.

[shirtsleeve]

Originally posted by #12PF on 02-26-2008 at 04:11 PM
lol I definitely missed it....it's a very awkward statement out of context :D

:LOL:

That is the very difinition of sig material!:D

[#12PF]

Originally posted by Jh on 02-26-2008 at 04:12 PM
Girlfren' you gotta watch yourself around here!

lol I will DEFINITELY read somethin twice before I hit that submit button...

[shirtsleeve]

Originally posted by #12PF on 02-26-2008 at 04:25 PM
lol I will DEFINITELY read somethin twice before I hit that submit button...

[Bender mode]

I've go a submit button you can hit!

[/Bender mode]

[#12PF]

Originally posted by shirtsleeve on 02-26-2008 at 04:27 PM
[Bender mode]

I've go a submit button you can hit!

[/Bender mode]

ROFL

And I thought I was in the clear....

[Bender]

Originally posted by #12PF on 02-26-2008 at 04:25 PM
lol I will DEFINITELY read somethin twice before I hit that submit button...

Don't worry about it, I can still manage to twist anything you proofread. >)

[Bender]

Originally posted by #12PF on 02-26-2008 at 04:29 PM
ROFL

And I thought I was in the clear....

Never, you still gotta avoid the "spraying". ROFL

[#12PF]

Originally posted by Bender on 02-26-2008 at 04:30 PM
Never, you still gotta avoid the "spraying". ROFL

lol SO i guess I'm gonna be gettin shit about that for a while....

:rolleyes:........*EDIT*
So I guess I'll be hearing about that one for quite some time.


Whatever, I'd say it again.... :p

[Brownfan80]

Originally posted by #12PF on 02-26-2008 at 04:42 PM
lol SO i guess I'm gonna be gettin shit about that for a while....

:rolleyes:........*EDIT*
So I guess I'll be hearing about that one for quite some time.


Whatever, I'd say it again.... :p

Trust me, it doesn't matter how you say things, we will find ways to make it dirty.

Then again you could be like TBL and say every possible thing in the most perverted way possible.

:shrug:

"It's just too big, I can't fit it all into my mouth at one time."

-TBL talking about a freezer pop.

[Bender]

Originally posted by #12PF on 02-26-2008 at 04:42 PM
lol SO i guess I'm gonna be gettin shit about that for a while....

:rolleyes:........*EDIT*
So I guess I'll be hearing about that one for quite some time.


Whatever, I'd say it again.... :p

Nah don't worry about it.

I'm sure there will be plenty of other things taken out of context in the future for you to worry about. >)

*gets you a towel*

[RoadGrader]

[ stealth/lurk mode OFF]

fixed......try using the "< strike>|< /strike>" codes next time for visual hilarity usually ensues shortly thereafter :D

[ stealth/lurk mode ON]
Originally posted by #12PF on 02-26-2008 at 04:42 PM
<strike>lol SO i guess I'm gonna be gettin shit about that for a while....

:rolleyes:........*EDIT*</strike>
So I guess I'll be hearing about that one for quite some time.


Whatever, I'd say it again.... :p

[#12PF]

Originally posted by Brownfan80 on 02-26-2008 at 04:45 PM
Trust me, it doesn't matter how you say things, we will find ways to make it dirty.

Then again you could be like TBL and say every possible thing in the most perverted way possible.

:shrug:

"It's just too big, I can't fit it all into my mouth at one time."

-TBL talking about a freezer pop.

I like that idea, if you cant beat em, join em...or maybe ill start twisting your guys' words too :mad: :D

[#12PF]

Originally posted by Bender on 02-26-2008 at 04:45 PM
Nah don't worry about it.

I'm sure there will be plenty of other things taken out of context in the future for you to worry about. >)

*gets you a towel*

Why would I need a towel, I'm not wet...:shrug:



You can't twist my words if I've already twisted them! :p

[#12PF]

Originally posted by RoadGrader on 02-26-2008 at 04:48 PM
[ stealth/lurk mode OFF]

fixed......try using the "< strike>|< /strike>" codes next time for visual hilarity usually ensues shortly thereafter :D

[ stealth/lurk mode ON]

:thumb: Thank you! All these things i have yet to learn...

[Bender]

Originally posted by #12PF on 02-26-2008 at 04:53 PM
Why would I need a towel, I'm not wet...:shrug:

:D



Yet.



The night is still early. >)

[#12PF]

Originally posted by Bender on 02-26-2008 at 04:54 PM
Yet.



The night is still early. >)

ROFL

Wait so what do robots get?

[Bender]

Originally posted by #12PF on 02-26-2008 at 05:00 PM
ROFL

Wait so what do robots get?

Perpetually aroused.

[shirtsleeve]

Originally posted by Brownfan80 on 02-26-2008 at 04:45 PM
Trust me, it doesn't matter how you say things, we will find ways to make it dirty.

Then again you could be like TBL and say every possible thing in the most perverted way possible.

:shrug:

"It's just too big, I can't fit it all into my mouth at one time."

-TBL talking about a freezer pop.

"I love em but the texture makes me gag so sometimes it takes me a while to swallow it."-TBL on Jello shotsROFL

[patfan64]

Originally posted by RoadGrader on 02-25-2008 at 10:30 PM
I found a vid on YouTube by a guy who gave up making a ship-in-a-bottle because it was too hard so he figured out something that could work for him

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I think the guy's name was dred something :shrug:

:eek:

[shirtsleeve]

Originally posted by patfan64 on 02-26-2008 at 05:14 PM
:eek:

Buddy You got a lot of catchin up to do!ROFL

[TBrownslady]

Originally posted by shirtsleeve on 02-26-2008 at 05:07 PM
"I love em but the texture makes me gag so sometimes it takes me a while to swallow it."-TBL on Jello shotsROFL

LMFAO gee thanks guys :) Just making sure you guys are paying attention! :)

[shirtsleeve]

Originally posted by TBrownslady on 02-26-2008 at 09:44 PM
LMFAO gee thanks guys :) Just making sure you guys are paying attention! :)

Pay attention?>)

That was my sig for a night!>)

[TBrownslady]

Originally posted by shirtsleeve on 02-26-2008 at 09:49 PM
Pay attention?>)

That was my sig for a night!>)

It was? I thought you only did for like a few minutes?

[Claremonster]

Originally posted by shirtsleeve on 02-26-2008 at 02:07 PM
"I love em but the texture makes me gag so sometimes it takes me a while to swallow it."-TBL on Jello shotsROFL


ROFL ROFL

[TBrownslady]

Originally posted by Claremonster on 02-26-2008 at 10:19 PM
ROFL ROFL

Youuu keep quiet

[Claremonster]

Originally posted by TBrownslady on 02-26-2008 at 07:29 PM
Youuu keep quiet

I didn't say nuffin' 'bout you, or your cousin or your cousins' cousin... I'm behaving. o:-)

[shirtsleeve]

:bump:

Ah, memories. And there were so many more just like it, too!

[Claremonster]

:bump:

Ah, memories. And there were so many more just like it, too!

Good times.. Gooooood times. :thumb:

[shirtsleeve]

Good times.. Gooooood times. :thumb:

Broken glass!
Kissin cousins!
ROFL

[Claremonster]

Broken glass!
Kissin cousins!
ROFL

I started a new thread, just for you my friend.

[tommysgirl]

Teh fun PP! Teh fun PP!!!!!ROFLwoohoo

[shirtsleeve]

I started a new thread, just for you my friend.

I smell a trainwreck in that jem! Among the strong iron smell in the air!:thumb:

[shirtsleeve]

Teh fun PP! Teh fun PP!!!!!ROFLwoohoo

Come play in the video thread tg!:fire:

[Claremonster]

Teh fun PP! Teh fun PP!!!!!ROFLwoohoo

If I had a nickle for everytime I heard that. :toast:

[BradyLady12]

No. I have put time in a bottle though. That's easier.

[shirtsleeve]

No. I have put time in a bottle though. That's easier.

Time is money!

:coffee:

[MAYHEM]

I found a vid on YouTube by a guy who gave up making a ship-in-a-bottle because it was too hard so he figured out something that could work for him

<object width="425" height="355">

<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WshuBz5f3Ag&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></object>

I think the guy's name was dred something :shrug:
ROFL

[Claremonster]

Time is money!

:coffee:

Power = Work overtime.

[Patriots4ever]

No. I have put time in a bottle though. That's easier.

Me too.

Wait, what are we talking about drinking or something else? :huh:


Hopefully drinking though. :thumb:

[tehrick67]

Can't say I have, but I've always wondered how they get those little ships in there.

Try kissing a girl, you might find it more rewarding:hump:

[SIB Maker]

I don't know about top model maker, but I can build your Navy.
Here's a Bomb Ketch in a Pinch bottle. Deck details include Large carronade on the fore deck, four 12 lb cannon with carrage and wheels on the main deck. The ship's finnished out of exotic wood veneers instead of paint. Other details include planked deck, cloth sails,ratlines, standing and running rigging, spirit sail under the jibboom.
Winters comming. I can use some projects.

[tommysgirl]

WTF? Did you sign up just for this thread?ROFLROFL

[Claremonster]

What about bathtub toys?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/xxehatxx/duck.jpg

[shirtsleeve]

WTF? Did you sign up just for this thread?ROFLROFL

ROFL
Do you think he read past the first page or looked at the dates?

BTW!:Lwelcome: SIB Maker!

I have a tub to float your boat in!

[shirtsleeve]

What about bathtub toys?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/xxehatxx/duck.jpg

We're doing it again...

[SIB Maker]

Kinda, I googled SIB forum and came up with ya'll.
But I did live in South Weymouth, Mass for a few years as a kid if that helps.
If anybody's serious about knowing the ship in bottle secrets, I'll answer them.

[Patriots4ever]

I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express one time.

[Claremonster]

Kinda, I googled SIB forum and came up with ya'll.
But I did live in South Weymouth, Mass for a few years as a kid if that helps.
If anybody's serious about knowing the ship in bottle secrets, I'll answer them.

:Lwelcome:

[shirtsleeve]

Kinda, I googled SIB forum and came up with ya'll.
But I did live in South Weymouth, Mass for a few years as a kid if that helps.
If anybody's serious about knowing the ship in bottle secrets, I'll answer them.

Well, it seems you googled into one of our most nefarious threads. Perhaps you should read through it and see if you wanna hang around!:thumb:

[Claremonster]

Well, it seems you googled into one of our most nefarious threads.



That's ****in awesome :toast:

[BY1401]

http://bestpicever.com/pics/pic_486774001183151804.jpg

[shirtsleeve]

http://bestpicever.com/pics/pic_486774001183151804.jpg

ROFL

[Costanza]

WTF? Did you sign up just for this thread?ROFLROFL

Lol, that's what I was thinking!

[Costanza]

[img]

True. Especially when googling "you got served". Especially when expecting a Lolcat.:eek:

[tommysgirl]

Lol, that's what I was thinking!
Do you think we could become the best second rate Ship in a Bottle Making forum?

[Costanza]

Do you think we could become the best second rate Ship in a Bottle Making forum?

ROFL

[RoadGrader]

I don't know about top model maker, but I can build your Navy.
Here's a Bomb Ketch in a Pinch bottle. Deck details include Large carronade on the fore deck, four 12 lb cannon with carrage and wheels on the main deck. The ship's finnished out of exotic wood veneers instead of paint. Other details include planked deck, cloth sails,ratlines, standing and running rigging, spirit sail under the jibboom.
Winters comming. I can use some projects.:Lwelcome: SIB

you must forgive my brethren :thailor: and sisterhen :hump: here on The Planet

I for one acknowledge your dedication to your art of precision, detail, manual dexterity, inventiveness and yes, love :thumb:

just don't ever tell the dumbass, Pittsburgh Steelers fan, Greek college boi that started this thread that you don't put "ships-in-a-bottle" seeds in a bottle to make one in there :archive:

[king of kings]

I don't have enough patience to ever do something like that.

[shirtsleeve]

I don't have enough patience to ever do something like that.

Yeah, eels can be very time consuming.

[SteelerFan87]

I don't know about top model maker, but I can build your Navy.
Here's a Bomb Ketch in a Pinch bottle. Deck details include Large carronade on the fore deck, four 12 lb cannon with carrage and wheels on the main deck. The ship's finnished out of exotic wood veneers instead of paint. Other details include planked deck, cloth sails,ratlines, standing and running rigging, spirit sail under the jibboom.
Winters comming. I can use some projects.

That's pretty sweet. What other kinds of ships have you made?

I recently saw a demonstration of how to make a ship in a bottle on TV. Pretty sweet.
Although, I don't quite get why it's put in the bottle. I think building model ships would be awesome, bottle or no bottle.

Oh, and welcome to the Planet! :thumb:

[Claremonster]

Although, I don't quite get why it's put in the bottle.

Jesus. :shake:


It's because if they had to send emergency messages in a bottle, what would happen if the bottle smashed on some rocks or something on it's way to shore? Huh? The message would get wet and soggy and probably useless. But not if they put it in the ship. This way, if the bottle breaks, the message will still be ok.

Dumbass. :harumph:









:p

[Moebius]

In a bottle? No.

I mean I've squatted behind a tree on a trail before when it just couldn't wait, but I really didn't see a need to try and aim for a bottle with it...
















Oh....... shiP. Nevermind.

[Claremonster]

Bump/

[Claremonster]

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[shirtsleeve]

Anyone ever watch 3 sheets on FLN?

The host is Zane Lamprey...Just sayin.:cool:
http://www.meetnowlive.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/three-sheets-zane.jpg

[Claremonster]

Anyone ever watch 3 sheets on FLN?

The host is Zane Lamprey...Just sayin.:cool:


Lamprey?!! WHOA. That's like... Eel. OMG!

[shirtsleeve]

Lamprey?!! WHOA. That's like... Eel. OMG!

I knoooow!

I wonder what else eels could be used for?

[Box_O_Rocks]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8F6KskrHg1M&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8F6KskrHg1M&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[TheBostonJay]

Oh dear. ROFL

[Claremonster]

I knoooow!

I wonder what else eels could be used for?

Hmmm. I have some ideas.

[shirtsleeve]

Oh dear. ROFL

:Lwelcome: