Patriots Planet Comics Presents: Rod Grader, Forum Cadet!

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Patriots Planet Comics™ is embarrassed to present the third issue of Planet Comics: Rod Grader: Forum Cadet in The Case of the Missing Manning. Amazingly enough, many of the incidents occurring in the story did not actually happen in real life, though many of them may have. The story is pretty juvenile, dumb and not 100% accurrate or realistic or anything, so if you don't have a whole lot of time to waste, you should probably move along to another thread.

Some members may find themselves thrust into the story, don't be concerned, it's nothing personal (for the most part). It's also not personal if you're not in the story. There are many more retarded comics in the works, so you never know who'll show up.

In addition to the pages appearing here, they have also been placed on the new Planet Comic Page (http://www.patriotsplanet.net/html/PatriotsComics03.htm) that has smaller thumbnails that you can click on to get the full page. The pages are a little big, but when they are reduced in size they are harder to read.

This issue will be a two parter with a total of 32 pages, the first half will appear now and the second half in a week.

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[Alcoholic9*]

ROFL :jclap:

[TommyD420]

Unreal Anni.
Funny doesn't even begin to describe it. :D

[HSanders]

:LOL: ROFL

UTTERLY FANTASTIC


POLIAN'S HEAD FTW!111!

Outstanding job!
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[Claremonster]

:LOL: ROFL :LOL: ROFL :LOL: ROFL

[Costanza]

wuv Anni- you are officially one of teh koolest people I have ever come across in my days.

"O NOES!!1! I've been pwned by a porkypine with mad skillz!"

LOMFL!!
Hell would freeze over before you would ever see anything like this on KFFL or Patsfans!!!!!!

[patsfanroach]

GREAT STUFF ANNI! Super funny and very original!

Must be nice to have the time to do things like this...

I look forward to part 2...

[PatsFanLisa]

Wow, my first PP comic. That was phenomenal, Anni. I was mesmerized!!!

[mikiemo83]

Anni, you one twisted dude, that was great

two :thumb: :thumb:

but who plays rod graders in the movie? Denzel? Hanks? or Woody Allen?

[JD10367]

"Smells like Pittsburgh..." ROFL

[Hawg73]

Absolute trancendent brilliance.

Anni has crashed through the ceiling with this one.

"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"

ROFL

"Can't you wait ten minutes for pron?"

ROFL

The undertaker face

ROFL

I got nothing left. Helpless as a kitten here. Drained.

[RoadGrader]

The reviews are in on the latest Annihilus Opus:

"Patriots Planet Comics™ Rod Grader: Forum Cadet in The Case of the Missing Manning"

read what The Critics are saying......
















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[Brownfan80]

Awesome stuff, Anni. Building 87... hahaha.

[BizarroAnnihilus]

ROFL....thanks guys. There are quite a few errors and f'ups in this one due to the self-imposed short deadline of getting this out a couple of days after the Colts game, but nothing too bad hopefully.

Doing a 32 pager is quite a challenge after a little 5 pager, though the process has become a little more streamlined after practice. Ms. Annihilus still wants to know WTF he is doing.

Anyhow, part two is already done, but posting it all at once seemed a little much, so it will be out next week sometime.

[Brownfan80]

Originally posted by Annihilus* on 11-08-2007 at 09:51 AM
ROFL....thanks guys. There are quite a few errors and f'ups in this one due to the self-imposed short deadline of getting this out a couple of days after the Colts game, but nothing too bad hopefully.

Doing a 32 pager is quite a challenge after a little 5 pager, though the process has become a little more streamlined after practice. Ms. Annihilus still wants to know WTF he is doing.

Anyhow, part two is already done, but posting it all at once seemed a little much, so it will be out next week sometime.

I noticed a couple spelling errors in Page 1, but decided that they were intentional considering that our own Glossary of Terms has typos galore.

I loved the small print on page 1, too. ROFL ROFL

[TomWaits & you]

Man.

I really don't know what to say. Pure genius.

[patsfanroach]

Yes. That is it. Pure F'in Genius!

[Hawg73]

Originally posted by Annihilus* on 11-08-2007 at 09:51 AM
ROFL....thanks guys. There are quite a few errors and f'ups in this one due to the self-imposed short deadline of getting this out a couple of days after the Colts game, but nothing too bad hopefully.



Screw you and your bleeping spelling errors. I'm sure people were laughing too hard to notice. I sure didn't.

This is your magnum opus.

Gonna be tough to top.

I'd spread them out like the old serials, so that each section gets the attention it deserves. I can't type any more right now, because I want to go back and read it again.

[Oswlek]

"Would you shut the hell up about your pRon"

Priceless.

[SteelerFan87]

Thanks for making me the boss Annihilus. Were Grog and Zorn LVent and Woo? ROFL

And I don't believe that's Dashoe. You mean he made it through that whole boat ride and he never said anything about Brady being gay?
:D

[JD10367]

Originally posted by Annihilus* on 11-08-2007 at 09:51 AM
Doing a 32 pager is quite a challenge after a little 5 pager, though the process has become a little more streamlined after practice. Ms. Annihilus still wants to know WTF he is doing.

Ms. A (sobbing): "Can't you just surf for porn and beat off like all the other guys?!?" ROFL

[FU TOM]

"He's probably over in those bushes choking it" PRICELESS!

I bow to Master Annihilus.

[maelli]

Originally posted by Jh on 11-08-2007 at 03:19 AM
wuv Anni- you are officially one of teh koolest people I have ever come across in my days.

Totally agree! :D Anni rocks wuv

[dchester]

I don't know how you think this stuff up, but WOW!!!

:thumb:

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Thanks again for all the nice comments, it makes the work worth it to know that someone enjoys it.

After Rod Grader: Forum Cadet has concluded, there are a couple of unheralded arenas that Patriots Planet Comics will be headed into: The Wild West, Superhero and Smoking-hot Sci-Fi Dangerette.

Your ideas and feedback are always welcome, and Annihilus is thinking about asking a guest writer to contribute to an upcoming issue (or part of an issue).

There is another project that is in the works (not a comic, but something a little weirder that not everyone is going to get). That may come next.

Anyhow, thanks again.... part 2 will be released probably Wednesday of next week.

[thomas144]

Looks incredibly well done, but way too much to read. If it's more than 3 minute youtube video, forget it.

Am I in this anywhere?

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by thomas144 on 11-08-2007 at 01:35 PM
Looks incredibly well done, but way too much to read. If it's more than 3 minute youtube video, forget it.

Am I in this anywhere?

No, but you were in the first one.....

[RavenZ]

I don't know why but I'm always entertained by the small print ROFL

"Constant practice with complicated hand movements" (I bet!)

"Plaintive wailing" Hee.

I wonder if Bid likes his new name?

Does Annihilus know he can put himself in the comic once in while?

Great job, Annihilus is skilled :thumb:

[Brownfan80]

Originally posted by Annihilus* on 11-08-2007 at 01:19 PM
Thanks again for all the nice comments, it makes the work worth it to know that someone enjoys it.

After Rod Grader: Forum Cadet has concluded, there are a couple of unheralded arenas that Patriots Planet Comics will be headed into: The Wild West, Superhero and Smoking-hot Sci-Fi Dangerette.

Your ideas and feedback are always welcome, and Annihilus is thinking about asking a guest writer to contribute to an upcoming issue (or part of an issue).

There is another project that is in the works (not a comic, but something a little weirder that not everyone is going to get). That may come next.

Anyhow, thanks again.... part 2 will be released probably Wednesday of next week.

I'd be down to pitch in.

[Brady's Bunch]

holy crap that was amazing work, you are truly talented

[P4E]

Great comic but,why would one want to have a retard like RG as it's main character.....im confused

[patsload]

looking forward to the conclusion :thumb:

[cka203]

Just echoing others sentiments here! Great job and classic read, as always, Anni!

Looking forward to more Planet adventures!

Thanks for all your good work!

[thomas144]

Originally posted by Annihilus* on 11-08-2007 at 02:41 PM
No, but you were in the first one.....

you've done this before??

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by thomas144 on 11-08-2007 at 03:43 PM
you've done this before??

Yes.

Issue #1 (http://www.patriotsplanet.net/html/PatriotsComics.htm)
Issue #2 (http://www.patriotsplanet.net/html/PatriotsComics02.htm)

[thomas144]

Yes, I found it. I like being a skin mag professor, or whatever that was.

[dred]

Sorry about the release brake Rod.

Damn that l33tsp33k gas!

ROFL

[SamBam39]

Anni that was truly inspired work. Thanks for the great laugh.

[fulltilt]

Anni, OMGWTF!!!
Simply brilliant.
Now get out of your mom's basement and get a friggin job!!

[Box_O_Rocks]

Is it a bye week? ROFL

[BY1401]

I tip my hat to you, Annihilus.

That was the best laugh I've had in a long time.

Thank you.

[Flagg the Wanderer]

How did I miss this?

[Costanza]

How did I miss this?

Planet Comics and Planet Toonz is what pretty much solidified me hanging out here.