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Annihilus
10-29-2007, 06:37 PM
In celebration of the upcoming Colts/Pats contest, Annihilus finally got off his ass and finished this short piece of crap called Planet Comics #2.

Patriots Planet Comics™ proudly announces the second (not so) long awaited issue of Planet Comics: The Coming of the Whoorshooce. If you're a regular Planeteer, you know that this place is pretty diverse and fans of all teams are welcome. This issue chronicles the first appearance of our Colts bretheren and some Planeteers first reactions to their arrival here at the Planet. It's an open-ended story in which you need to draw your own conclusions.

Annihilus hopes his Colts friends don't take offense, as this is intended as a jab during our rivalry week. For those trolls that are offended, you can fvck off.

In addition to the pages appearing here, they have also been placed on the new Planet Comic Page (http://www.patriotsplanet.net/html/PatriotsComics02.htm) that has smaller thumbnails that you can click on to get the full page. The pages are a little big, but when they are reduced in size they are harder to read.

P.S. If you missed the first issue, you can read it here (http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19339&highlight=planet+comics).

http://www.patriotsplanet.net/images/PatriotsPlanet/PlanetComics/PlanetComics002/Teaser.jpg

Annihilus
10-29-2007, 06:38 PM
Page 1

http://www.patriotsplanet.net/images/PatriotsPlanet/PlanetComics/PlanetComics002/01.jpg

Annihilus
10-29-2007, 06:39 PM
Page 2

http://www.patriotsplanet.net/images/PatriotsPlanet/PlanetComics/PlanetComics002/02.jpg

Annihilus
10-29-2007, 06:40 PM
Page 3

http://www.patriotsplanet.net/images/PatriotsPlanet/PlanetComics/PlanetComics002/03.jpg

Annihilus
10-29-2007, 06:41 PM
Page 4

http://www.patriotsplanet.net/images/PatriotsPlanet/PlanetComics/PlanetComics002/04.jpg

Annihilus
10-29-2007, 09:52 PM
Page 5

http://www.patriotsplanet.net/images/PatriotsPlanet/PlanetComics/PlanetComics002/05.jpg

SteelerFan87
10-29-2007, 09:59 PM
LOL @ "There is no other forum where we could chance to survive make our time!"

:thumb:

Bushy
10-29-2007, 10:04 PM
"Look at the size of his forehead!" ROFL

dred
10-29-2007, 10:05 PM
O MGWTFBBQ?

I should have been the first alien to make contact.

:archive:

Fully Tilted
10-29-2007, 10:06 PM
Can this be stickied for future installments or will there be no future installments?


That is really cool Anni. :thumb:

SteelerFan87
10-29-2007, 10:11 PM
Will there be a Steelers issue?

Annihilus
10-29-2007, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by Fully* Tilted* on 10-29-2007 at 10:06 PM
Can this be stickied for future installments or will there be no future installments?


That is really cool Anni. :thumb:

Thanks, they're kind of stupid, but fun.

Yeah, there will be another....no promises as to when though. If you missed the first one, you can find it here (http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19339&highlight=planet+comics).

Fully Tilted
10-29-2007, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by Annihilus* on 10-29-2007 at 11:15 PM
Thanks, they're kind of stupid, but fun.

Yeah, there will be another....no promises as to when though. If you missed the first one, you can find it here ([URL=http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19339&highlight=planet+comics).

The link brings you to the "Ooops...you broke it!" page but I searched it out. The origin of UT#59!!!

I'm completely effing clueless here....is the photoshop work? All images or are you creating physical comic books and scanning them in?

I'm pretty fascinated but you know.......not teh ghey. :D

Annihilus
10-29-2007, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by Fully* Tilted* on 10-29-2007 at 10:28 PM
The link brings you to the "Ooops...you broke it!" page but I searched it out. The origin of UT#59!!!

I'm completely effing clueless here....is the photoshop work? All images or are you creating physical comic books and scanning them in?

I'm pretty fascinated but you know.......not teh ghey. :D

Annihilus will find an old comic that can be easily adapted to make a Patriots Planet story. Scan the comic and make any necessary modifications using photoshop. A little time consuming, but a fun waste of time. :cool:

shirtsleeve
10-29-2007, 10:39 PM
Nice job Annihilus!

Fully Tilted
10-29-2007, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by Annihilus* on 10-29-2007 at 11:37 PM
Annihilus will find an old comic that can be easily adapted to make a Patriots Planet story. Scan the comic and make any necessary modifications using photoshop. A little time consuming, but a fun waste of time. :cool:

Gotcha--still very cool. Life is all about finding fun ways to waste time. The rest is obligation. :thumb:

Jaric
10-29-2007, 11:34 PM
So I see you found out we were just sent here to infect you.

:D

Alcoholic9*
10-30-2007, 12:15 AM
"One looks like it was thrown under a bus." ROFL

bideau
10-30-2007, 06:16 AM
Pure genius.... :clap: :bow:

Gee, I wonder which human is RG? :rolleyes:

mikiemo83
10-30-2007, 06:35 AM
Originally posted by jaric on 10-30-2007 at 12:34 AM
So I see you found out we were just sent here to infect you.

:D I use protection




great job Anni :thumb:

RavenZ
10-30-2007, 06:38 AM
Finally! :dbanana:

I like the disclaimer - "North Ass-Whuppin Road, Nocryingville, MA".

Excellent job!

"Looks like he bit into a sour lemon". Hee.

maelli
10-30-2007, 07:24 AM
Dude that SO rocks! :bow: And from one Photoshopper to another, if you ever need some help cleaning the scanned pages before you start "planetizing" them, send them my way.

cka203
10-30-2007, 07:47 AM
Another great installment from our friend Anni! :D

RoadGrader
10-30-2007, 07:57 AM
Originally posted by bideau* on 10-30-2007 at 07:16 AM
Pure genius.... :clap: :bow:

Gee, I wonder which human is RG? :rolleyes: I looked all over and couldn't find a reference :sulk:

you'd a think Annihilus might had worked me in maybe as a character from the Planet MeatLoaf (a representation befitting me on so many various levels) or something :shrug:

speaking of hot and yummy, this is RavenB, right????

;)

dchester
10-30-2007, 08:26 AM
Nice work Annihilus!!!

:D

Annihilus
10-30-2007, 08:47 AM
Originally posted by RoadGrader on 10-30-2007 at 07:57 AM
I looked all over and couldn't find a reference :sulk:

you'd a think Annihilus might had worked me in maybe as a character from the Planet MeatLoaf (a representation befitting me on so many various levels) or something :shrug:

speaking of hot and yummy, this is RavenB, right????

;)

How could you tell?

She actually just died her hair black, so it's looking really good there.

The*Big*Lebowski
10-30-2007, 09:06 AM
lol, Nice work!

Captain Morgan
10-30-2007, 09:30 AM
I like the throwback art style.

Is that from an actual "What IF" comic?

:thumb:

Annihilus
10-30-2007, 09:33 AM
Originally posted by Captain Morgan on 10-30-2007 at 09:30 AM
I like the throwback art style.

Is that from an actual "What IF" comic?

:thumb:

This one is actually from an old Whitman comic called 'Shroud of Mystery'. The first issue was an old DC House of Mystery comic.

patsload
10-30-2007, 09:45 AM
:D

bishbash
10-30-2007, 09:54 AM
:thumb:

TomWaits & you
10-30-2007, 10:07 AM
Beautiful.

So many good lines. In addition those already quoted, which all made me laugh out loud, I'll nominate "They brung wimminz, we should trust 'em" to the instant classics.

I have to go find the first installment. That was before I began infecting the Planet from within, er, before my time..

Ponder
10-30-2007, 12:36 PM
Great Job , Anni!!

That's hilarious.

Claremonster
10-30-2007, 12:49 PM
Excellent! :thumb: ROFL

Box_O_Rocks
10-31-2007, 02:11 AM
Originally posted by RoadGrader on 10-30-2007 at 08:57 AM
I looked all over and couldn't find a reference :sulk:

you'd a think Annihilus might had worked me in maybe as a character from the Planet MeatLoaf (a representation befitting me on so many various levels) or something :shrug:

speaking of hot and yummy, this is RavenB, right????

;) Quit whining ya wanker, the "RG approved" chop on Real Dolls should be enough glory for one vinyl merchant.

http://www.lingerieandcostumeco.com/osc/images/RG-81457%20%20Time%20Out%20-%20Ref%20%202%20pc%20Set.jpg

JD10367
10-31-2007, 06:19 AM
Stupid moment of the day... I actually spent a while trying to figure out what the hell they were. I was thinking, "Whore's choose? Huh?" After a while, I figured out it was a bastardization of 'horseshoes'. :dith:

Brownfan80
10-31-2007, 08:16 AM
haha @ JD's Whore's Choose...

Anni, that was great stuff. I really enjoyed it.

I can tell that I was not in the story though, because none of the characters were snapping pictures of breastages.

Hawg73
10-31-2007, 08:30 AM
Pure brilliance from Anni.

I can't tell you how much of a kick I get out of this kind of twisted genius.

Thank you.

Your effort was much appreciated and gave me a shit-eating grin all morning.

Annihilus
10-31-2007, 08:34 AM
Originally posted by Brownfan80 on 10-31-2007 at 08:16 AM
haha @ JD's Whore's Choose...

Anni, that was great stuff. I really enjoyed it.

I can tell that I was not in the story though, because none of the characters were snapping pictures of breastages.

Thanks dude.

It's tough to fit a bunch of individual characters into a 5 page story...plus this one was mainly a kind of history lesson as opposed to the high action of the first. The next one (if everything goes as planned) will be of a much grander scope with many more characters, ray guns and interplanetary travel.

That's the plan anyway. The story arc somewhat depends on some things playing out.....

Brownfan80
10-31-2007, 08:48 AM
Originally posted by Annihilus* on 10-31-2007 at 09:34 AM
Thanks dude.

It's tough to fit a bunch of individual characters into a 5 page story...plus this one was mainly a kind of history lesson as opposed to the high action of the first. The next one (if everything goes as planned) will be of a much grander scope with many more characters, ray guns and interplanetary travel.

That's the plan anyway. The story arc somewhat depends on some things playing out.....

I wasn't really complaining, I know how it is when you're working with creativity. I thought it was great.

Do you do the artwork yourself? Or is it from older comics that you just slice up how you need them to be?

I think I might have asked you that before, but I can't remember the answer.

Ponder
10-31-2007, 10:56 AM
Originally posted by JD10367 on 10-31-2007 at 06:19 AM
Stupid moment of the day... I actually spent a while trying to figure out what the hell they were. I was thinking, "Whore's choose? Huh?" After a while, I figured out it was a bastardization of 'horseshoes'. :dith:

Wow. Thanks. I was still waiting fo rthat to come to me. :( :banghead:

SuperBowlBound
12-11-2007, 03:58 PM
Good job. haha, I like the Pla-off virus part.

Alco
12-14-2009, 11:36 AM
Bump

A lot of Colts posters have been showing up, getting their shots in before the annual playoff dive. Reminded me of this. :D