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JD10367
05-22-2007, 01:07 PM
Borne from the other thread...


Young Frankenstein
Better Off Dead
Pulp Fiction


Others?

RhodyPatsFan
05-22-2007, 01:09 PM
Caddyshack
Full Metal Jacket
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Benign Despot
05-22-2007, 01:09 PM
CADDYSHACK

Patriots44
05-22-2007, 01:09 PM
CaddyShack!

RavenZ
05-22-2007, 01:09 PM
Shirley you can't be serious.......


AIRPLANE!!

JD10367
05-22-2007, 01:12 PM
Excellent choices.

New list:

Young Frankenstein
Better Off Dead
Pulp Fiction
Caddyshack
Full Metal Jacket
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Airplane

More?

FORE!!!
05-22-2007, 01:13 PM
Caddyshack
Ferris Buellers Day Off
Scarface
True Romance
Star Wars
Office Space

RavenZ
05-22-2007, 01:14 PM
Jaws
Reanimator

both pretty quotable

Jaric
05-22-2007, 01:17 PM
Snatch
Boondock Saints

Even though it's not a movie (yet), the Simpson have offered up so much qouteable material it's not even funny.

babalu87
05-22-2007, 01:21 PM
Rocky III

No, I don't hate Balboa. I pity the fool, and I will destroy any man who tries to take what I got!

This guy will kill you to death inside of three rounds!

I'll beat you like a dog, a dog, you fool!

Hey, Woman. Hey, Woman! Listen here. Since your old man ain't got no heart, maybe you like to see a real man. I bet you stay up late every night dreamin' you had a real man, don't ya? I'll tell you what. Bring your pretty little self over to my apartment tonight, and I'll show you a real man.

No one can believe the superhuman strength of Thunderlips!

Hey, boy! Hey, boy! After I crucify him, you next.

the Master of Disaster
the Count of Monte Fisto

BY1401
05-22-2007, 01:23 PM
Blazing Saddles

Ras
05-22-2007, 01:25 PM
Cousin Vinny (see below)

Actually, if you go to http://us.imdb.com/, search for any movie, chances are they have quotes from that movie, some memorable, some not so memorable and some, you may recall.

southcarolina
05-22-2007, 01:26 PM
Uncle Buck.


"I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I'm... I'm the wart. She's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Buck "Wart" Russell. That's what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They'll call me that. "Melanoma Head's coming." I'm s... uncle! Maisy Russell's uncle! "

Benign Despot
05-22-2007, 01:26 PM
Be the Ball

Tears in his eyes I guess.....

Licensed to kill Gophers by the government of the United Nations, a man free to kill gophers at will.

A varmit will never quit. They're like the Viet Cong.....the Varmit Kong. (someone's gotta use this in a Mitt Romney Ad)

We've got a pool and a pond. The Pond would be good for you.

I don't think the heavy stuff is going to come down for quite a while.

Did somebody step on a duck?

Hey you scratched my anchor.

How about a Fresca?

You'll get NOTHING and like it.

It (the hat) looks good on you though.

Now I know why tigers eat their young.

I bet you were something before electricity.

My Arm....It's Broken

I could go on....

RhodyPatsFan
05-22-2007, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by Benign Despot on 05-22-2007 at 01:26 PM
Be the Ball

Tears in his eyes I guess.....

Licensed to kill Gophers by the government of the United Nations, a man free to kill gophers at will.

A varmit will never quit. They're like the Viet Cong.....the Varmit Kong. (someone's gotta use this in a Mitt Romney Ad)

We've got a pool and a pond. The Pond would be good for you.

I don't think the heavy stuff is going to come down for quite a while.

Did somebody step on a duck?

Hey you scratched my anchor.

How about a Fresca?

You'll get NOTHING and like it.

It (the hat) looks good on you though.

Now I know why tigers eat their young.

I bet you were something before electricity.

My Arm....It's Broken

I could go on....


And, of course...

Silver wings upon their chest, these are men, America's best.

Major A$$hole*
05-22-2007, 01:46 PM
Spaceballs.

Baron Samedi
05-22-2007, 01:48 PM
Pretty much any mel brooks movie is good for some quotes.

"Whey da white women at?"

"We heard you was hung!"......."You heard right"

"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!"

"Boys! Do I have any openings that this man might fit?"

"Madame, we may be sitting, but we're giving you a standing ovation!"

"Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party."

Benign Despot
05-22-2007, 01:59 PM
Casablanca on a non-comedy note.

Of all the gin joints in all the world she had to walk into mine.

We'll always have Paris

Round up the usual suspects.

I have the feeling this is the beginning of a beautiful freindship.

FORE!!!
05-22-2007, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by RhodyPatsFan on 05-22-2007 at 01:44 PM
And, of course...

Silver wings upon their chest, these are men, America's best.
and don't forget....

"Gunga gulunga.. gungalagunga"

"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

"I want you to kill every gophers on the golf course!
Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key ...
Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers! The little brown, furry rodents!
We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason. All right, let's do the same thing, but with gophers!"

"This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff."

thomas144
05-22-2007, 02:09 PM
The most obvious movie that comes to mind is so obvious I'm not even going to mention it. Unless I'm missing something, I haven't seen anyone mention it.

Brady's Bunch
05-22-2007, 02:10 PM
Any Bruce Campbell movie!

Army of Darkness!

"Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun"

My all time favorite movie for quoting has got to be "Team America"

"Let's get one thing straight, actor. I don't trust you. And if you betray us, I'll rip your f*cking balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls, got it?"

"Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get inside your limo and let you put your finger inside me. And if I go down on you, I get a movie part."

TipRoast
05-22-2007, 02:12 PM
The Wizard of Oz.

"What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the 'ape' in apricot? What have they got that I ain't got?"

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

TipRoast
05-22-2007, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by thomas144 on 05-22-2007 at 02:09 PM
The most obvious movie that comes to mind is so obvious I'm not even going to mention it. Unless I'm missing something, I haven't seen anyone mention it.

Let me guess: Star Wars - A New Hope

Fully Tilted
05-22-2007, 02:16 PM
Dumb and Dumber
Fight Club
Anchorman
Old School
Tommy Boy
Borat Movie

Edit:

Clerks
Mallrats
Dodgeball
Good Wil Hunting

I could produce an endless list I'm sure.

EasyGlumFella
05-22-2007, 02:17 PM
Caddyshack
Office Space
Dumb and Dumber
Animal House
Blazing Saddles
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

thomas144
05-22-2007, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by TipRoast on 05-22-2007 at 02:14 PM
Let me guess: Star Wars - A New Hope

Nope. This is a movie that immediately comes to my mind when someone says "classic movie for quoting purposes" - I can't think of anything more obvious and I'm amazed no one has mentioned it.

Fully Tilted
05-22-2007, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by thomas144 on 05-22-2007 at 02:47 PM
Nope. This is a movie that immediately comes to my mind when someone says "classic movie for quoting purposes" - I can't think of anything more obvious and I'm amazed no one has mentioned it.

Well, let us in on the big secret pal!

Baron Samedi
05-22-2007, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by Bradys Bunch on 05-22-2007 at 02:10 PM
Any Bruce Campbell movie!

Army of Darkness!

"Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun"

My all time favorite movie for quoting has got to be "Team America"

"Let's get one thing straight, actor. I don't trust you. And if you betray us, I'll rip your f*cking balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls, got it?"

"Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get inside your limo and let you put your finger inside me. And if I go down on you, I get a movie part."

:thumb: Excellent one, Bruce Campbell...I have his books, but haven't read them yet. Nice pick, tho!

"Hail to the King, baby!"

"Give me some sugar, baby."

"KLATU!...........FERATA!!!..................N-............N-............nickel...............necktie................ "

thomas144
05-22-2007, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by Fully Tilted on 05-22-2007 at 02:49 PM
Well, let us in on the big secret pal!

Memorable quotes for
The Godfather (1972)
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[speaking to himself, practicing his speech]
Luca Brasi: Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child.
[then, starting over]
[delivering his rehearsed speech]
Luca Brasi: Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daughter... 's wedding... on the day of your daughter's wedding. And I hope their first child be a masculine child. I pledge my ever-ending loyalty.
[after Michael gets off the phone with Kay, clearly too embarrassed to tell her I love you too]
Clemenza: Mikey, why don't you tell that nice girl you love her? I love you with all-a my heart, if I don't see-a you again soon, I'm-a gonna die...
Sonny: Goddamn FBI don't respect nothin'.
Calo: In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
Sonny: Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very good - to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright?
Clemenza: The gun'll be there.
Michael: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator.
Kay Adams: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed.
Michael: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?
Jack Woltz: Johnny Fontane never gets that movie. That part is perfect for him, it'll make him a big star, and I'm gonna run him out of the business - and let me tell you why: Johnny Fontane ruined one of Woltz International's most valuable proteges. For five years we had her under training - singing lessons, acting lessons, dancing lessons. I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on her, I was gonna make her a big star. And let me be even more frank, just to show you that I'm not a hard-hearted man, and that it's not all dollars and cents: She was beautiful; she was young; she was innocent. She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the world. And then Johnny Fontane comes along with his olive oil voice and guinea charm, and she runs off. She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous! And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous!
Jack Woltz: Now you listen to me, you smooth talking son-of-a-bitch. Let me lay it on the line for you and your boss, whoever he is. Johnny Fontane will never get that movie. I don't care how many dago guinea wop greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork.
[first lines]
Bonasera: I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom, but I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a boyfriend; not an Italian. She went to the movies with him; she stayed out late. I didn't protest. Two months ago, he took her for a drive, with another boyfriend. They made her drink whiskey. And then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they beat her, like an animal. When I went to the hospital, her nose was a'broken. Her jaw was a'shattered, held together by wire. She couldn't even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life beautiful girl. Now she will never be beautiful again. I went to the police, like a good American. These two boys were brought to trial. The judge sentenced them to three years in prison - suspended sentence. Suspended sentence! They went free that very day! I stood in the courtroom like a fool. And those two bastards, they smiled at me. Then I said to my wife, for justice, we must go to Don Corleone.
Kay Adams: Michael, you never told me your family knew Johnny Fontane!
Michael: Oh sure, you want to meet him?
Kay Adams: Yeah!
Michael: You know, my father helped Johnny in his career.
Kay Adams: Really? How?
Michael: ...Let's listen to this song.
Kay Adams: [after listening to Johnny for a while] Please, Michael. Tell me.
Michael: ...Well when Johnny was first starting out, he was signed to this contract with a big-band leader. And as his career got better and better he wanted to get out of it. Now, Johnny is my father's godson. My father went to see the bandleader, with a contract for $10,000 to let Johnny go, but the bandleader said no. So the next day, my father went to see the bandleader again, only this time with Luca Brasi. Within an hour, the bandleader signed the release, with a certified check of $1000.
Kay Adams: How did he do that?
Michael: My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
Kay Adams: What was it?
Michael: Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured the bandleader, that either his signature or his brains would be on the contract.
Kay Adams: ...
Michael: ...That's a true story.
[cut to Johnny singing again for about 10 more seconds before going back to Michael]
Michael: That's my family Kay, it's not me.
Tom Hagen: [after finding out Tessio sold Michael out] Tessio. I always thought it would be Clemenza.
Michael: It's the smart move. Tessio was always smarter.
Tessio: [realizing that Michael knows he was the traitor] Tom, can you get me off the hook? For old times' sake?
Tom Hagen: [shakes his head] Can't do it, Sally.
Sonny: Samonucch! I got a hundred buttonmen on the street right now. That Turk shows one hair on his ass, he's a dead man.
Tom Hagen: Sonny let's talk about this and get a meeting set up.
Sonny: No! No no more meetings no more Solozzo tricks. You sending a message to Tattaglia? Say "I want Sollozzo" if not it's all out war and we go to the mattresses.
Tom Hagen: Sonny the other families won't stand for that!
Sonny: Well than business is gonna have to suffer.
Tom Hagen: You're taking this too personally, Sonny!
Sonny: You call the hit on my father not personal?
Tom Hagen: Even the hit on your father was business, not personal Sonny!
Sonny: Ok I'll do more business. Hey, listen, do me a favor, Tom, just help me win ok?
Tom Hagen: Ok. I checked out the Captain that broke Mike's jaw. Now he's definetely on Sollozzo's payroll and for big money. What you have to understand, Sonny is that while Sollozzo is guarded like this he is invulnerable. No one ever gunned down a police captain, never. It would be catastrophic, all the families would come after us, the Corleone name would be outcast! Even the old man's police and political connections would run for cover!
Sonny: Alright we'll wait.
Michael: It can't wait.
Sonny: What?
Michael: It can't wait. No matter what Sollozzo says, he's gonna kill pop. That's the key for him. Gotta get Sollozzo. They're gonna wanna set up a meeting, right? It will be me, McKluskey, and Sollozzo. Get our informers out and find out where it's gonna be held. Now we insist that it's a public place: a bar, restaurant somewhere where there's people so I feel safe. They're gonna frisk me when I first show up right? So I can't have a weapon on me then, but if Clemenza can find a way to have a gun planted there for me, then I'll kill them both.
[Everyone laughing]
Sonny: What are you doing? Nice college boy. Doesn't wanna get mixed up in the family business. You think this is a battle field where you shoot someone a mile away? No, you get a 45' shoot them up close and bada bing blood all over your nice ivy league suit. You're taking this awfully personal. Tom this is business and this kid's taking this very personal.
Michael: Where does it say you can't kill a cop?
Tom Hagen: Mikey, come on.
Michael: Tom, wait a minute, we're talking about a crooked cop mixed up in drugs. We're talking about a dishonest cop who got caught up in the rackets and got what was coming to him. That's a terrific story. Now we got newspaper people on the payroll don't we, Tom?
[Tom nods]
Michael: Well they might like a story like that
Tom Hagen: They might, just might.
Michael: It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly business.
Don Corleone: [In the hospital after Solloazzo's attempt to kill him] There's a lot of trouble with this Solloazzo buisness. It's very unfortunate. I know the Tattaglia's are a bit misfortunate... down on their heads. Well... that's life. Everyone's got their own circle of sorrow.
Don Corleone: Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.
Michael: My credit good enough to buy you out?
Moe Greene: Buy me out?
[Fredo laughs nervously]
Michael: The casino, the hotel. The Corleone Family wants to buy you out.
Moe Greene: The Corleone Family wants to buy me out? No, I buy you out, you don't buy me out.
Michael: Your casino loses money, maybe we can do better.
Moe Greene: You think I'm skimmin' off the top, Mike?
Michael: You're unlucky.
Moe Greene: You goddamn guineas really make me laugh. I do you a favor and take Freddie in when you're having a bad time, and then you try to push me out!
Michael: Wait a minute, you took Freddie in because the Corleone Family bankrolled your casino, because the Molinari Family on the Coast guaranteed his safety. Now we're talking business, let's talk business.
Moe Greene: Yeah, let's talk business, Mike. First of all, you're all done. The Corleone Family don't even have that kind of muscle anymore. The Godfather's sick, right? You're getting chased out of New York by Barzini and the other Families. What do you think is going on here? You think you can come to my hotel and take over? I talked to Barzini - I can make a deal with him, and still keep my hotel!
Michael: Is that why you slapped my brother around in public?
Fredo: Aw, now that, that was nothin', Mike. Now, now, uh, Moe didn't mean nothin' by that. Sure he flies off the handle once in a while, but Moe and me, we're good friends, right Moe? Huh?
Moe Greene: I got a business to run. I gotta kick asses sometimes to make it run right. We had a little argument, Freddy and I, so I had to straighten him out.
Michael: You straightened my brother out?
Moe Greene: He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time! Players couldn't get a drink at the table! What's wrong with you?
Michael: I leave for New York tomorrow, think about a price.
Moe Greene: Sonofabitch! Do you know who I am? I'm Moe Greene! I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders!
Fredo: Wait a minute, Moe, Moe, I got an idea. Tom, you're the Consiglieri and you can talk to the Don, you can explain...
Tom Hagen: Just a minute now, the Don is semi-retired and Mike is in charge of the Family business now. If you have anything to say, say it to Michael.
Fredo: [Moe Greene leaves] Mike! You don't come to Las Vegas and talk to a man like Moe Greene like that!
Michael: Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.

BY1401
05-22-2007, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by Fully Tilted on 05-22-2007 at 01:49 PM
Well, let us in on the big secret pal!
When Harry Met Sally.

thomas144
05-22-2007, 03:01 PM
Tom Hagen: Now we have the unions, we have the gambling; and they're the best things to have. But narcotics is a thing of the future. And if we don't get a piece of that action, we risk everything we have. I mean not now, but, ah, ten years from now.
[Tessio brings in Luca Brasi's bulletproof vest, delivered with a fish inside]
Sonny: What the hell is this?
Clemenza: It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Tom Hagen: I'm an attorney for the Corleone family. These men are private detectives hired to protect Vito Corleone. They are licensed to carry firearms. If you interfere you'll have to appear before a judge in the morning and show just cause.
Michael: [speaking to Carlo] Only don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry.
Capt. McCluskey: I thought I got all you Guinea hoods locked up! What the hell are you doing here?
Michael: What happened to the men who were guarding my father, Captain?
Capt. McCluskey: I pulled them guys off of here, eh, now get away from this hospital!
Michael: I'm not leaving until you put some guards around my father's room.
Capt. McCluskey: Phil, take him in!
Cop with Capt. McCluskey outside hospital: The kid's clean Captain, he's a war hero! He's never been mixed up with the rackets...
Capt. McCluskey: Goddamn it Phil, I said take him in!
Michael: What's the Turk paying you to set up my father, Captain?
Capt. McCluskey: [to Patrolmen] Take a hold of him. Stand him up. Stand him up straight.
[punches Michael and breaks his jaw]
Michael: [while eating dinner with Sollozzo and McCluskey] What I want - what's most important to me - is that I have a guarantee: No more attempts on my father's life.
Sollozzo: What guarantees could I give you, Mike? I am the hunted one! I missed my chance. You think too much of me, kid - I'm not that clever. All I want, is a truce.
Emilio Barzini: [during a meeting with the Five Families] Times have changed. It's not like the Old Days, when we can do anything we want. A refusal is not the act of a friend. If Don Corleone had all the judges, and the politicians in New York, then he must share them, or let us others use them. He must let us draw the water from the well. Certainly he can present a bill for such services; after all... we are not Communists.
Don Corleone: Tattaglia's a pimp. He never could've out-fought Santino. But I didn't know until this day that it was Barzini all along.
Don Corleone: I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless. But not men.
Tom Hagen: You know how they're going to come at you?
Michael: They want to arrange a meeting between me and Barzini. On Tessio's ground. Where I'll be safe.
Don Corleone: You talk about vengeance. Is vengeance going to bring your son back to you? Or my boy to me?
Don Corleone: I never thought you were a bad consiglieri, Tom. I thought Santino was a bad don, rest in peace.
Don Corleone: What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.
[Johnny Fontane is discussing his problems with Woltz]
Johnny Fontane: Oh, Godfather, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
Don Corleone: [shouts] You can act like a man!
[he slaps Johnny]
Don Corleone: What's the matter with you. Is this how you turned out? A Hollywood finocchio that cries like a woman.
[Don Corleone imitates him sobbing]
Don Corleone: What can I do?
[camera pans to Tom who is laughing]
Don Corleone: What can I do? What is that nonsense. Ridiculous.
Don Corleone: I like to drink wine more than I used to.
Michael: It's good for ya, Pop.
Don Corleone: Anyway I'm drinkin' more.
Tom Hagen: Mr. Corleone never asks a second favor once he's refused the first, understood?
[after being asked how he will arrange to buy a hotel from Moe Greene]
Michael: I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
Don Corleone: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
[speaking with the father of the girl he plans to marry, and after telling him that he's in hiding from some gangsters]
Michael: Some people will pay a lot of money for that information; but then your daughter would lose a father, instead of gaining a husband.
Sonny: Hey, whaddya gonna do, nice college boy, eh? Didn't want to get mixed up in the Family business, huh? Now you wanna gun down a police captain. Why? Because he slapped ya in the face a little bit? Hah? What do you think this is the Army, where you shoot 'em a mile away? You've gotta get up close like this and - bada-BING! - you blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit. C'mere...
[kisses Michael's head]
Michael: Sonny...
Sonny: You're taking this very personal. Tom, this is business and this man is taking it very, very personal.
Michael: It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly business.
Sollozzo: I don't like violence, Tom. I'm a businessman; blood is a big expense.
Michael: Ah, get me Long Beach 4-5620. please
Don Corleone: Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as gift on my daughter's wedding day.
Sonny: We don't discuss business at the table.
Don Corleone: I never wanted this for you. I work my whole life - I don't apologize - to take care of my family, and I refused to be a fool, dancing on the string held by all those bigshots. I don't apologize - that's my life - but I thought that, that when it was your time, that you would be the one to hold the string. Senator Corleone; Governor Corleone. Well, it wasn't enough time, Michael. It wasn't enough time.
Michael: We'll get there, pop. We'll get there.
[after Sonny beats up Carlo Rizzi for hitting Connie]
Sonny: You touch my sister again, I'll kill you.
Don Corleone: You could act like a man.
[slaps Johnny Fontane]
Don Corleone: What's the matter with you? Is this what you've become, some Hollywood finnochio that cries like a woman?
[mockingly imitates Johnny]
Don Corleone: Oh, Godfather, what am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
Don Corleone: I'm a superstitious man, and if some unlucky accident should befall Michael - if he is to be shot in the head by a police officer, or be found hung dead in a jail cell... or if he should be struck by a bolt of lightning - then I'm going to blame some of the people in this room; and then I do not forgive. But with said, I pledge - on the souls of my grandchildren - that I will not be the one to break the peace that we have made today.
Kay Adams: Michael, is it true? Did you have Carlo murdered?
Michael: Don't ask me about my business, Kay.
[to his associate, who has killed Paulie in the car]
Clemenza: Leave the gun.
[pause]
Clemenza: Take the cannolis.
Clemenza: You know any good spots on the west side?
Paulie Gatto: Yeah, I'll think about it.
Clemenza: Well think about it while you're driving, I wanna hit New York sometime this month.
Capt. McCluskey: How's the Italian food in this restaurant?
Sollozzo: Good. Try the veal, it's the best in the city.
Capt. McCluskey: I'll have it.
Don Zaluchi: I, too, don't believe in drugs. For years I paid my people extra to stay away from that sort of stuff, but someone comes along saying, I've got powders where if you put up a three to four thousand dollar investment, you can make fifty thousand distributing, then there is no way to resist it. I want to keep it respectable.
[shouts]
Don Zaluchi: I don't want it near schools. I don't want it sold to children! In my city, we'd keep the traffic in the Dark People, the Coloreds - they're animals anyway, so let them lose their souls.
Clemenza: All right, you just shot 'em both. Now what do you do?
Michael: Sit down and finish my dinner.
Sonny: How's Paulie?
Clemenza: Oh, Paulie... won't see him no more.
Connie: Dinner's on the table.
Carlo Rizzi: I'm not hungry yet.
Connie: Your food is on the table. It's getting cold.
Carlo Rizzi: I'll eat out later.
Connie: You just told me to make you dinner!
Carlo Rizzi: Hey, vaffunculo, eh?
Connie: Aw, vaffunculo you!
Don Corleone: [seeing Sonny in the mortuary] Look how they massacred my boy.
Don Corleone: Never let anyone outside the family know what you're thinking.
Tom Hagen: Mr. Woltz, I'm a lawyer, I have not threatened you.
Jack Woltz: I know almost every big lawyer in New York, who the hell are you?
Tom Hagen: I have a special practice. I handle one client. Now you have my number. I'll wait for your call. By the way, I admire your pictures very much.
Don Corleone: Bonasera... Bonasera.
Capt. McCluskey: [talking with Sollozzo in the restaurant after Michael goes to the bathroom] I frisked him, he's clean.
[pause]
Capt. McCluskey: I frisked a thousand young punks.
Michael: You and I are going to move my father to another room, now can you disconnect those tubes so we can move the bed out of here?
Nurse: That is out of the question.
Michael: You know my father? Men are coming here to kill him, now help me, please.

Fully Tilted
05-22-2007, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by thomas144 on 05-22-2007 at 02:56 PM
A man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous.

Ahhh......well, i think you need a pretty good impersonation to accompany the quotes though. Primo selection though, it's one of my favorite movies of all-time.

Is that why you slapped my brother around in public?

Fully Tilted
05-22-2007, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by BY1401 on 05-22-2007 at 03:00 PM
When Harry Met Sally.

I'm more of a John Cusack fan when it comes to '80's romantic comedies. Sorry.

Fawn Lebowitz
05-22-2007, 04:21 PM
Tombstone. I have yet begun to defile myself.

AllWorldTE
05-22-2007, 04:31 PM
Boogie Nights

"Your a 17 year old piece of gold."

"There's something wonderful in your pants just dying to get out."

"Do you remember me from a couple hours ago? ah..yea."

"She's a wonderful mother to all those who need love."

"So, are we gonna F**k?" "Oh yea."

"Don't c*m in me." "Aim it at her t*ts Eddie."

"So, you live on the streets?" "No."

"Let me show you what you did wrong."

"So, I hear you got a great big c**k. May I see it. Thank you Eddie."

"Oh, you think so doctor?"

"Time to get some new sh*t huh? What'da ya say?" "Yes sir."

"Is she going to be all right?" "SHUT THE F**K UP!"

"You know what this is? It's Hi-Fi. That means Hi-Fidelity. This is the highest fidelity you can buy."

"Another great performance by Jack Horner and company."

"And the award for the best C**k goes to:"

"This is a limited Italian silk print shirt made of nylon."

"My wife has an ass in her c*ck Kurt! It's a f**cking" embarassment."

"I'm a man of simple pleasures. I like to watch people F*ck on film. I like butter in my assh*le. That's just me." (I love this scene. The Colonel is laughing his ass off in the backround)

"Where the f*ck is Ringo?"

"I'm going to starve if I don't get something in my mouth soon."

"It's like when Napoleon was the king and the Roman Empire, everyone was always trying to take him down."

"Jack lets me block my own scenes." "I don't let him block his own scenes."

"Violence. If violence is such a problem, bang no more violence,
I'll f*ck on my own time."

"It's my big d*ck and I'll f*ck when I say!"

"You got the touch, you got the feeling!"

"Your're a man of the streets, your're a winner!"


"MP, YP now your talking over my head. I don't understand this industry jargon."


"That's Cosmo, he's Chinese."

"Todd, when the f*ck did you go crazy."

"We're going to make film history tonight. Right here on video tape."

"She's not some hole in the wall kid. That's Roller girl"

He's not going to piss in the pool is he?

Brownfan80
05-22-2007, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by Bradys Bunch on 05-22-2007 at 02:10 PM
Any Bruce Campbell movie!

Army of Darkness!

"Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun"



You are the effin' man.


Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart.

Not from a movie, but a good Bruce Campbell quote:

"For a long time I was embarrassed to say I was a 'B' movie actor, ... But now that I see what Hollywood's putting out, I realized 'B' actually means 'better."

mikiemo83
05-22-2007, 04:49 PM
HOLLYWOOD KNIGHTS

Sally: Turk, did you come?
Newbomb Turk: A little.
Sally: What do you mean a little? Either you came or you didn't.
Newbomb Turk: I came.
Sally: Oh my God, I can't believe you came. You are so immature.

-----------

[Dudley is calling his mother from Tubby's]
Dudley: Mother?
Dudley's Mother: Dudley?
Dudley: Mother, I am calling you to tell you I will be out rather late tonight. In point of fact, I might not be in at all.
Dudley's Mother: You're not in bed, dear?
Dudley: Mother, I have a assignation with a young lady. I am going to explore the boundaries of my manhood. Mother, I am going to get laid.
Dudley's Mother: You're going to be late, dear?
Dudley: Not late, mother, laid; the past participle of the verb 'to lay'. Mother, I am going to screw someone.
Dudley's Mother: Oh!
[faints]
Dudley: Now, I just have to figure out how


-----------

Bimbeau: Lemme tell you buttholes somethin'! This shit's wwaaayyyyy outta line! And you squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth... or you're goin' downtown!

ICB
05-22-2007, 05:07 PM
Ferris Bueller's Day Off:

"Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second."

"The question isn't 'what are we going to do' the question is 'what aren't we going to do'?"

"What's the score?"
"Nothing-Nothing."
"Who's winning?"
"...the Bears."

"If you're not over here in fifteen minutes you can find yourself a new best friend."

"When Cameron was in Egypt land...let my Cameron Gooo"

"A: You can never go too far and B: if I'm going to be busted it is NOT going to be by a guy like THAT!"

"You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore."

"I do have a test today. that wasn't bullsh*t. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a sh*t if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me.' Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people."

"I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign."

And of course...

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

And...

"Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"

Oswlek
05-22-2007, 05:14 PM
THis was mentioned once, but it needs to be more than a footnote:

Office Space.

Fully Tilted
05-22-2007, 05:19 PM
Animal House

AllWorldTE
05-22-2007, 05:44 PM
OMG Hollywood Knights!


New Bomb: I'm glad I came.

I know I've tasted this before. It has a real wang to it.

Hee's holding it wiff hee's dick!

Lawrence of Arabia. He was a foreign guy.

AllWorldTE
05-22-2007, 05:50 PM
Night Patrol

"When the Captain said he was going to drive all the hookers out of town, I didn't think he meant in his own car."



"Hey, your thumb is in my soup."

"Yea, I have an infection and my doctor told me to keep it warm."

"Where do you keep it when it's not in my soup?"

"In my ass."


"Attention all cars, attention all cars: Keep your eyes open for anything suspicious"

PatsWin2002
05-22-2007, 06:37 PM
Night Patrol! Ha!! Starring Pat Paulsen and Billy Barty!

I love the Tombstone mention.

I would like to add Sixteen Candles because I didn't see it mentioned.

No more yankie my wankie!!

freak
05-22-2007, 06:45 PM
The Big Lebowski

Real Genius

The Princess Bride

O_P_T
05-22-2007, 06:52 PM
Patton (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066206/quotes)

Princess Bride.

"Inconceviable!", "Have fun storming the castle!"

patsin°°
05-22-2007, 06:53 PM
eurotrip

What's the etiquette on boners? Do I did a hole and hide it or do I let my flag fly? This is reference to a nude beach

OffTackle
05-22-2007, 10:53 PM
Any movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Can't believe no one mentioned him yet. His entire dialogue is just a string of one-liners.

R

Redsoxfan57
05-22-2007, 11:06 PM
http://www.allgreatquotes.com/movies_quotes_lines.shtml

:Pat: :Patriots: :Redsox: :Bruins:

JohnAdams
05-23-2007, 12:00 AM
Tommy Boy
Stripes
48 Hours
Trading Places
Coming to America
The Nutty Professor

bsaeagle64
05-23-2007, 10:00 AM
I was a bit surprised that Animal House was only mentioned by two posters here, so far.

Great Movie with some memorable quotes.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

Go here for more: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077975/quotes

freak
05-23-2007, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by OffTackle on 05-22-2007 at 10:53 PM
Any movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger.


Haven't had time, but I was gonna mention "Commando."

A-maz-ing.

Originally posted by JohnAdams on 05-23-2007 at 12:00 AM
Stripes

Was gonna mention Stripes, Groundhog Day, Meatballs, Ghostbusters......pretty much any Bill Murray movie is good for quotes.

thomas144
05-23-2007, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by patsin07080910 on 05-22-2007 at 06:53 PM
eurotrip

What's the etiquette on boners? Do I did a hole and hide it or do I let my flag fly? This is reference to a nude beach

I'm not sure I agree that it's a particularly quotable film, but if you enjoyed Eurotrip you might enjoy my Amazon review of the unrated version:

http://www.amazon.com/Eurotrip-Unrated-Widescreen-Scott-Mechlowicz/dp/B0002DKCMG/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-7305043-6544736?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1179936213&sr=8-1

My review is the second "spotlight" review listed.

Brownfan80
05-23-2007, 12:27 PM
Chasing Amy/Any Kevin Smith movie.

TipRoast
05-23-2007, 05:29 PM
If only for this one quote, Dr. Strangelove should be mentioned:

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

OffTackle
05-23-2007, 08:06 PM
I hereby submit this evidence into the record:




Conan the Barbarian (1982)
=====================

1. Mongol General: "Conan, what is best in life?"
Conan: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!"

2. "Crom. I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought and why we died. No, all that matter's is that two stood against many. That's what is important. Battle pleases you Crom. Grant me one request, grant me REVENGE. And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!"

Conan the Destroyer (1984)
====================

Jehnna: "I suppose nothing hurts you."
Conan: "Only pain."


The Terminator (1984)
================

1. [Loading shotgun in shop.]
Clerk: "You can't do that!"
Terminator: "WRONG." [BANG!]

3. Cop: "If you want to wait.. there's a bench over there."
[Arnold's 1st] Terminator: "I'll be BACK." Watch

4. Hotel Clerk: "Hey buddy.. ist that a dead cat in there.. or what?"
POSSIBLE RESPONSE:
YES / NO
OR WHAT?
GO AWAY
PLEASE COME BACK LATER
**** YOU, ASSHOLE
**** YOU

5. "GET OUT."



Commando (1985)
=============

1. "I'll be BACK, Bennet"

2. [Before plane ride.]
Matrix:"Your a funny guy Sully, that's why I'm going to kill you last."
[Now holding Sully over cliff.]
Matrix: "Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?"
Sully: "That's right, Matrix! You did!"
Matrix: "I LIED!"

3. Cindy:"Where's Sully?"
Matrix: "I let him go."

4. Cooke: [Holding gun on Matrix] "**** you asshole!"
[CLICK]
Matrix:"**** YOU asshole!"

5. [after throwing a pipe through him]
"Let off some STEAM, Bennett!"

6. General: "Leave anything for us?"
Matrix: "Just bodies."


Raw Deal (1986)
=============

1. "Who do you think I look like... Dirty Harry?!"

2. [Harry talking about him getting back into the FBI]
"Do you think I'd still pass the PHYSICAL?"

3. Chauffeur: "You know who this car belongs to?"
Kaminski: "Yeah. A guy who's probably going to be dead before it's out of WARRANTY."

4. Monique: "Losing improves your character."
Kaminski: "Winning improves your WARDROBE."

5. Max: "Get in my way again and I'll kill ya."
Kaminski: "I hope your not your mother's only child."

6. Monique: "Where are you going?"
Kaminski: "To do what an old friend asked me too... KNOCK em' dead."

7. "Because of you a lot of people are dead. Now it's YOUR turn."


Predator (1987)
============

1. [Arm wrestling with Dillon]
"What's the matter?.. the CIA got you pushing to many PENCILS."

2. [After killing terrorist with knife]
"STICK around."

3. [Kicks down bamboo wall]
"Knock. Knock."

4. [Predator takes off his mask]
"You're one UGLY.. mutha****er!"

5. [Arnold "tries" to hit the Predator with a stick]
"BAD idea."



The Running Man (1987)
===================

1. [Throwing prison guard over rail]
"Give ya' a LIFT."

2. Amber: "Why should I?"
Ben: "Cause I'm going to say.. PLEASE."
[Rips workout bench out of the floor]

3. [To Amber] "And remember I can break your neck like a CHICKEN'S."

4. "You can't live with EM'.. and you can't live with out EM'"

5. Amber: "I'm going to throw up all over you."
Ben: "Go ahead... won't show on this SHIRT."

6. [Stabbing pen into lawyer's back]
"Don't forget to send me a COPY."

7. Ben: "Killian... I'll be BACK."
Killian: "Only in a re-run." Watch

8. [After killing him]
"Here is Sub Zero... now PLAIN Zero!"

9. Amber: "What happened to Buzzsaw?"
Ben: "Ahhh.. he had to SPLIT."

10. Amber: "We should have taken that trip to Hawaii."
Ben: "I had the shirt for it.. but YOU ****ed it UP."

11. [Fireball shows up]
Amber: "Jesus Christ!"
Ben: "Guess AGAIN."

12. "How bout' a light?!" [Blows up Fireball]

13. [Seconds later] "What a HOT head."

14. "I told Killian I'd be back.. I wouldn't want to be a LIAR."

15. Killian: "Drop dead!"
Ben: "I don't DO requests."

16. [Killian crashes into soda billboard]
"Well.. that HIT the spot."



Red Heat (1988)
=================

1. [seeing porn on TV] "CAPITALISM."

2. Lou: "How do you Soviets deal with all the stress?"
Danko: "VODKA."

3. Ridzik: "It's called the Miranda act.. it says you can't even touch his ass."
Danko: "I do NOT want to touch his ass.. I want to make him TALK!"

4. [after interrogating and beating up suspect]
"Soviet method is more economical."

5. Ridzik: "You're shitting me?"
Danko: "I'm not Shitting on you."

6. Danko: "Do you know Miranda?"
Thug: "Never heard of the bitch!" [PUNCH]

7. Ridzik: "Politicians wouldn't go for it."
Danko: "Shoot THEM first."



Twins (1988)
=========

1. [To scientist]
"If you're lying to me... I'll be BACK."

2. [Klane Brother holding gun on Marnie.]
"If you choose to bluff, you must be prepared to have your bluff CALLED."

Brady's Bunch
05-24-2007, 08:48 AM
GET TO THHAA CHOOPPAAHHHH!!

Brady's Bunch
05-24-2007, 08:51 AM
"Hey, She-Bitch"

Ponder
06-22-2007, 04:11 PM
Okay, in my recent lurking, I went through four pages of this thread and could not believe two movies hadn't been mentioned (Unless I missed them)

The Blues Brothers
My favorite (somewhat obscure): The use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers......has been aproved.

Johnny Dangerously
You Fargin Iceholes! You Fargin Corksuckers!
You've got those,. I like women with those.
Don't hang me on a hook Johnny. My father (?) hung me on a hook once.....once.

And today I was reminded that Real Genius had some pretty good quotes in it.

IndyPatriotfan
06-22-2007, 04:34 PM
Princess Bride
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
"You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means."

Any Star Wars movie
"I have a bad feeling about this."

Caddy Shack
"Last time I seen a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."

AllWorldTE
06-22-2007, 05:08 PM
Slap Shot.


They're retards! They brought their f*cking toys with'em.

We're from the Iron league...lot of fights.


Suzanne eats P**ssy...I Know...I Know!!!

Maybe I'll end up sleeping with old goalies.

These guys are f*cking horrible looking.

I look like a f*cking c**k sucking Fa**ot in this outfit!

It's f*cking embassasing.

They're fighting on the ice. They're fighting in the stands. THIS IS HOCKEY!!!

Hey, you know Toe Blake?


I could go on with this movie for a while.

HelenaHandbsket
06-22-2007, 05:45 PM
Die Hard
"Yippie-kay-A Mother F*cker"
"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs.."
"With all things being equal, I'd rather be in Philadelphia"
"Right now you should fight, f*ck, or hit the fence. And I suggest you hit the fence."
"Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?"

Clerks
"I'm not even supposed to BE here today"
"My mom's been f*ckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad."
"This job would be great if it wasn't for the f*cking customers. "
"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination. "


Wayne's World
"SHA-WING!!!!!"
"We're not worthy!!!! We're not worthy!!!"

Good Morning, Vietnam
"You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history. "
"Here's a little advice: Never eat in a Vietnamese restaurant next to a pound."
"No, Phil, he's not all right. A man does not refer to Pat Boone as a beautiful genius if things are all right. "

Blues Brothers
"We're on a mission from God"
"we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses"
"I want to buy your women... the little girl... your daughters. Sell them to me."

Matrix
"There is no spoon. "
"Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?"
"You give me that "juris-my-dick-tion" crap... you can cram it up your ass."

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
"Party on, dudes."

Moulin Rouge!
"It's not that I'm not a jealous man. I just don't like other people touching my things."

Monty Python (Way too many to list)

Oswlek
06-22-2007, 05:51 PM
Blues Brothers

"We're on a mission from God"
"we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses"
"I want to buy your women... the little girl... your daughters. Sell them to me."

"So what kind of music do you play here anyway?"

"Oh both kinds...Country *and* Western."

WisColtFan7
06-22-2007, 11:44 PM
Good Morning Vietnam:

Sgt Major Dickerson: "Sir? I WORK for a living, Airman. What does 3 up and 3 down mean to you?!"

Cronauer: "End of an inning?"

Mark_Henderson
06-23-2007, 01:01 AM
A few favorites off the top of my head -

One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest: (when Nicholson returns from electroshock): "The next woman that takes me on is going to light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars."

(about Nurse Ratchet) "In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to $hit or wind her wristwatch."

True Romance: The entire you're a canteloupe scene between Hopper and Walken, Gandolfini's speech about the gunman in the tower at U. Texas and how it gets easier each time you kill somebody, and the dialogue between Christian Slater and Gary Oldman - "Nah man, it ain't white boy day".

IndyPatriotfan
06-23-2007, 03:39 AM
Another one from Good Morning Vietnam:

"Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P."

Ponder
06-23-2007, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by Oswlek on 06-22-2007 at 04:51 PM
"So what kind of music do you play here anyway?"

"Oh both kinds...Country *and* Western."

Another of my favorite Blues Brother quotes. :thumb:

Also,

I HATE Illinois Nazis!

Fix the lighter.

I wish i could memorize Jake's list of excuses in the tunnel.

Four fried chickens and a coke.

One prophylactic, one prophylactic...used.

Holy, Blessed Mother of Acceleration, don't fail us now!

WisColtFan7
06-23-2007, 02:00 PM
"Did ya bring me my cheez whiz, boy?"


"Gonna be pretty hard to eat corn on the cob with no ****ing teeth!"


"They broke my watch...."


"Uh, yeah, this is,.....um what car are we in?
"Five-five"
"Yeah, this is car 55....we're in a truck!"


"The use of unneccessary force in apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved"


Gosh damn I love that movie......

Ponder
06-24-2007, 09:06 AM
Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.

How often does the train go by?
So often you won't even notice it.

JohnAdams
06-24-2007, 09:17 AM
Kimberly Pear: Dad, I'm prairie dogging it!
Randy Pear: What the hell does that mean?
Jason Pear: You know, like when a prairie dog sticks his head in and out of the ground.


Enrico Pollini: Food. Look at all this food!
Enrico Pollini: Little Cock doggies!
Merrill: They're called cocktail weenies.
Enrico Pollini: Weenies! Ha! I'm so sorry. My English is not so good. But I'm learning!