This is the thread where you talk about Zombies

[BizarroAnnihilus]

You can't be off-topic in this thread as long as you talk about Zombies, post a zombie pic or something. For those of you that are offended by zombies, or same-zombiesex marriage, you can start your own thread.

While reading T.S. Eliot's 'The Waste Land', Annihilus realized that there is a whole section about a zombie (not to mention the first couple lines of this section sounds like a Cure song; they're not zombies, but that's neither hear nor there). See the words bolded below for zombie goodness.

"You gave me hyacinths first a year ago;
"They called me the hyacinth girl."
- Yet when we came back, late, from the Hyacinth garden,
Your arms full, and your hair wet, I could not
Speak, and my eyes failed, I was neither
Living nor dead, and I knew nothing,
Looking into the heart of light, the silence.

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Here's a cool pic from the Marvel Zombies series:

[babalu87]

SWEET, another Rob Zombie fan!!!!


http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/6/9/2/1/511296_356x237.jpg

Well sweet little sistas high in hell cheatn on a halo
Grind in a odyssey holocaust heart kick on tomorrow
Breakdown
Agony said ecstasy in overdrive she come a riding on the world
Thunder kissn 1965
Yeah, wow! five, yeah, wow!!
Demon-warp is coming alive in 1965
Five, five, yeah!
Livin fast and dying young like a endless poetry
My motor-psycho nightmare freak out inside of me
My soul salvation liberation on the drive
The power of the blaster move me faster 1965
Yeah, wow! five, yeah, wow!!
Demon-warp is coming alive in 1965
Five, five, yeah!
Gimme that, gimme that now, now, now, yeah!
Rolln like a supersonic another fool that gets down on it
Pig sweat a million miles, I got a heart atomic style
I make it look easy, thats what I said
Blast of silence explodes in my head
Yeah, yeah, yeah, gimme that, gimme that now
Step to the moonshine frenzy hail: the resurrection
Whats new pussycat, can you dig the satisfaction
Well, you cant take it with you, but you can! in overdrive
Yeah! some like it hot and twistn, 1965
Yeah, wow! five, yeah, wow!!
Demon-warp is coming alive in 1965
Five, five

[mikiemo83]

Zombies ate my brain - now my post make sense don't they

http://stu.cofc.edu/~krstaus/eating.jpg

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Hell yeah....Zombie (Rob) rocks. Thunder Kiss '65 is one of Annihilus's favorite songs. He's a great movie director too.

[RavenZ]

Is this the puppy thread?

[mikiemo83]

Originally posted by RavenB on 03-23-2007 at 12:41 PM
Is this the puppy thread? only zombie puppies please

http://home.earthlink.net/~invinciblestudios/images/exitstageleft_sm.jpg

[finfan56]

I am the nexus one; I want more life f****r I ain't done.

[RavenZ]

Originally posted by mikiemo83 on 03-23-2007 at 12:43 PM
only zombie puppies please



:(

[HelenaHandbsket]

http://www.distroy.com/photos/small/I_heart_zombies_fukup.jpg

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by RavenB on 03-23-2007 at 11:46 AM
:(

As long as he grows up to look like this:

[Steve-o]

Annihilus, you read my mind.

I had another zombie dream last night, and I was gonna get on here and start a zombie thread today.

Were you in my dream? WHO ARE YOU?

[RavenZ]

Originally posted by Annihilus on 03-23-2007 at 12:56 PM
As long as he grows up to look like this:

I was just going to post that!! :LOL:

[3 Point Stan]

http://www.fast-rewind.com/rtlivdeadii2.jpg
Get the damn screwdriver out of my head!

[Benign Despot]

If you were a zombie what era would you live in?

Do you feel like a zombie out of time?

Would Zombies out of Time be a good name for a band, or an album?

[3 Point Stan]

And wait... We are talking THRILLER here.... right?

http://loops.lafurgonetaazul.com/wp-content/images/thriller.jpg

[Steve-o]

Originally posted by HelenaHandbsket on 03-23-2007 at 12:51 PM
http://www.distroy.com/photos/small/I_heart_zombies_fukup.jpg

Shouldn't it be

[Baron Samedi]

Does this count?

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by Benign Despot on 03-23-2007 at 11:58 AM
If you were a zombie what era would you live in?

Do you feel like a zombie out of time?

Would Zombies out of Time be a good name for a band, or an album?

Right NOW is the perfect time for zombies (though the 60's would've been good too....imagine slipping your zombie friend a tab of LSD....WHOOHOO! Psychadelic FREAKOUT! He'd be trying to eat his own brain and sh!t).

All you zombies show your faces. All Your Brains Are Belong To Us.

[RavenZ]

I'm wondering if Richard Simmons is a zombie???

[Baron Samedi]

Or how about this guy, the Pale Man from Pan's Labyrinth?

[RavenZ]

Originally posted by Baron Samedi on 03-23-2007 at 01:12 PM
Or how about this guy, the Pale Man from Pan's Labyrinth?

I haven't see that movie yet, does he have to walk around like that in order to see?

This is cute

[Baron Samedi]

The Baron's list of real life zombies;

John Madden - his brain was eaten a long time ago, and he always repeats himself over and over over.

Pat Summerall - I've seen corpses that look better with less makeup.

Keith Richards - Does anyone disagree with this one?

Mick Jagger - Ugly as sin, and look at his herky jerk motions

Joe Cocker - see above

Christopher Walken - Someone has to be the Zombie Master, who better?

Dick Cheney - He actually died several years ago, but they keep pumping him full of proto-blood to keep him going

Nancy Pelosi - Talk about bride of Frankenstein, nuff said

Ted Kennedy - He's so pickled he will never die

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by Baron Samedi on 03-23-2007 at 12:12 PM
Or how about this guy, the Pale Man from Pan's Labyrinth?

Not sure if this guy qualifies or not....but he probably belongs in his own 'Sweet-Ass Monsters' thread. And, while Aliyah was hot in Queen of the Damned, she's only a pretender because she doesn't eat brains.

Pan's Labryinth is excellent though, a must see if you can get past the fact that it's in Spanish and subtitled.

To keep this post on topic:

[BY1401]

Political activist zombies:

http://la.cacophony.org/zombies-gore4.jpg

[HelenaHandbsket]

I'm dying to see Pan's Labyrinth.. haven't made the trek to the nearest arthouse for it yet.

Zombies aren't very fun dates.

[mikiemo83]

http://lindholm.jp/pix/clipart/vert.thurmond.jpeg

[RavenZ]

Annihilus gettin a bit cranky

[Baron Samedi]

Originally posted by Annihilus on 03-23-2007 at 01:21 PM
Not sure if this guy qualifies or not....but he probably belongs in his own 'Sweet-Ass Monsters' thread. And, while Aliyah was hot in Queen of the Damned, she's only a pretender because she doesn't eat brains.

Oh, I get it, the brain thing....gotcha.

I'd have to go with Pale Man as my zombie of choice, but if he doesn't qualify, I'll take this guy...even if I never saw him eat brains...

[mikiemo83]

would thisd cross threads
http://snarf.dk/myspace/zombie_monkie.gif

[BizarroAnnihilus]

This is hopefully equally offensive to both Republicans and Democracts. We'd hate to move a perfectly good zombie thread to the Political forum.

[mikiemo83]

http://vagrantcafe.com/forum/gallery/files/1078-living-dead-resized.jpg

[mikiemo83]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i271/debbieortiz777_photos/zombie-oatmeal2-mini.jpg

[BY1401]

http://www.cruisegazing.com/RPG_Motivational/zombies.jpg

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by RavenB on 03-23-2007 at 12:28 PM
Annihilus gettin a bit cranky

WOW! Bag 'o Zombie dogs looks to be a must have expansion pack for Zombies! (Annihilus only has the original, plus a bag of Glow in the Dark Zombies.

There is also a Mall Expansion Pack that is pretty cool too.

[RavenZ]

:(

[RavenZ]

A must have for any wardrobe.

[BY1401]

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/4684/sz27rc.jpg

[RavenZ]

:rolleyes:

[mikiemo83]

for SOKB

http://tn1-4.deviantart.com/fs11/150/i/2006/213/0/3/Pulp_Zombies_by_pungang.jpg

[BY1401]

http://einsiders.com/reviews/archives/images/graveyardalive2.jpg

[Steve-o]

my pet zombie.

[Baron Samedi]

Sometimes, dead is better.

[(P - shoulder)]

Our favorite zombie family:

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Simpsons_Zombies-01.jpg

[BY1401]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g314/marandamax/zombies.jpg

[Hawg73]

Personally, I much prefer a steaming pile of fresh entrails to chewy brain matter, plus they have more grams of dietary fiber per weight, but there's no accounting for personal taste.

I will say that I find fast zombies much scarier than the lumbering Marquise Hill types.

[BY1401]

http://www.rotten.com/library/cryptozoology/zombies/zombie1.jpg

[BY1401]

http://img29.echo.cx/img29/2880/everytimeyousaytheadventuregen.jpg

[minvardar]

Thought I might post this in this thread.

http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/worldwarz/

A book about some kind of plague that turns people into zombies and the remaining humans fighting for survival against them. I have not read it yet but a friend at work says it is a great book.

You must try out the Calculate Risk Tab at the top of the page to the right. It is a series of questions to answer and it then calculates your survival chances if what took place in the book actually happened. A very fun exercise. If you take the test post your percentage here.

[HelenaHandbsket]

BOGUS! 37%

[RavenZ]

41% :eek:

[BY1401]

43%

[Baron Samedi]

30%.....I'm a goner!:hang:

[BY1401]

http://cinemabizarre.blogspot.com/Zombie%20War%2002.jpg

[sonsofkraftybob]

Originally posted by BY1401 on 03-23-2007 at 04:43 PM
43%

39%

How did you guys have a better chance than me?

I have a boat.

I have a house on the ocean

I have a shitload of guns and enough ammo to start a revolution.



You guys lied!!!!!!

[sonsofkraftybob]

Originally posted by Baron Samedi on 03-23-2007 at 04:52 PM
30%.....I'm a goner!:hang:

At least you were honest....:)

[Baron Samedi]

Originally posted by sonsofkraftybob on 03-23-2007 at 04:54 PM
39%

How did you guys have a better chance than me?

I have a boat.

I have a house on the ocean

I have a shitload of guns and enough ammo to start a revolution.



You guys lied!!!!!!

Hmmmm....I'm coming over to your place when the war begins....

[BY1401]

Originally posted by sonsofkraftybob on 03-23-2007 at 03:54 PM
39%

How did you guys have a better chance than me?

I have a boat.

I have a house on the ocean

I have a shitload of guns and enough ammo to start a revolution.



You guys lied!!!!!!
Maybe because I live in the Midwest?

[sonsofkraftybob]

Originally posted by Baron Samedi on 03-23-2007 at 04:55 PM
Hmmmm....I'm coming over to your place when the war begins....

All honest people are welcome.

But you are the keeper of the gates of the underworld.

Baron Samedi IS a zombie by definition.

[sonsofkraftybob]

Originally posted by BY1401 on 03-23-2007 at 04:57 PM
Maybe because I live in the Midwest?

Even more so to be a goner...what are you gonna do...piddle around lake michigan while I am setting up defenses on Nantucket (after killing everyone who lives there just to be on the safe side)

[RavenZ]

Originally posted by sonsofkraftybob on 03-23-2007 at 04:57 PM
All honest people are welcome.


I was honest...you have to know where to go when it's time to get out!

[BY1401]

Originally posted by sonsofkraftybob on 03-23-2007 at 03:58 PM
Even more so to be a goner...what are you gonna do...piddle around lake michigan while I am setting up defenses on Nantucket (after killing everyone who lives there just to be on the safe side)
Lake Michigan!?! Fvck that shit! Ohio River!

[sonsofkraftybob]

I'm definately buying that book!!!!!!:D

[BY1401]

1) Network news
2) Rarely
3) White collar
4) Wilderness survival; disaster preparedness
5) Occasional
6) Average
7) Rural
8) Midwest
9) Multi-story house
10) Adequate
11) Easily destroyed upper floor access
12) No
13) Communal
14) Rocky Line
15) Automobile
16) Small group
17) Other West Indian island
18) No
19) No

[sonsofkraftybob]

Originally posted by BY1401 on 03-23-2007 at 05:11 PM
1) Network news
2) Rarely
3) White collar
4) Wilderness survival; disaster preparedness
5) Occasional
6) Average
7) Rural
8) Midwest
9) Multi-story house
10) Adequate
11) Easily destroyed upper floor access
12) No
13) Communal
14) Rocky Line
15) Automobile
16) Small group
17) Other West Indian island
18) No
19) No

How the hell are you gonna get from Indiana to some West Indian Island??????

I would have choose baja if i thought it was feasible....hence I chose inhabited (until I got there) atlantic island.

Just cuz it said west indian...doesn't mean west Indianian...like some spit of dirt in the middle of your local swimming hole!!!!

I'm taking my guns and going home:sulk:

[HelenaHandbsket]

This thread has inspired me to kick some zombie ass this evening (probably just before I go make waffles)

http://www.vgcity.com/~media/covers/evildead.jpg

[BY1401]

Originally posted by sonsofkraftybob on 03-23-2007 at 04:17 PM
How the hell are you gonna get from Indiana to some West Indian Island??????

I would have choose baja if i thought it was feasible....hence I chose inhabited (until I got there) atlantic island.

Just cuz it said west indian...doesn't mean west Indianian...like some spit of dirt in the middle of your local swimming hole!!!!

I'm taking my guns and going home:sulk:
It just said if you were to plan an escape by sea. I'm sure if I got to that point I'd just commandeer my brother's boat. Lol.

[RavenZ]

Originally posted by HelenaHandbsket on 03-23-2007 at 05:21 PM
This thread has inspired me to kick some zombie ass this evening (probably just before I go make waffles)

http://www.vgcity.com/~media/covers/evildead.jpg


There seems to be a serious anti-zombie sentiment right now :rolleyes:

[BY1401]

Originally posted by HelenaHandbsket on 03-23-2007 at 04:21 PM
This thread has inspired me to kick some zombie ass this evening (probably just before I go make waffles)

http://www.vgcity.com/~media/covers/evildead.jpg
Ash didn't call it his boomstick until Army of Darkness.

[MrWeekend]

The ones who started it all.............

[Benign Despot]

32% for me - methinks I'm skrewed

[BY1401]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f271/raremeat/zombielove.jpg

[finfan56]

Originally posted by Baron Samedi on 03-23-2007 at 01:23 PM
The Baron's list of real life zombies;

John Madden - his brain was eaten a long time ago, and he always repeats himself over and over over.

Pat Summerall - I've seen corpses that look better with less makeup.

Keith Richards - Does anyone disagree with this one?

Mick Jagger - Ugly as sin, and look at his herky jerk motions

Joe Cocker - see above

Christopher Walken - Someone has to be the Zombie Master, who better?

Dick Cheney - He actually died several years ago, but they keep pumping him full of proto-blood to keep him going

Nancy Pelosi - Talk about bride of Frankenstein, nuff said

Ted Kennedy - He's so pickled he will never die

Bob Dylan, Courtney Love, and of course the owner of the Dolphins, Wayne Hyzombie

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by Steve-o on 03-23-2007 at 11:57 AM
Annihilus, you read my mind.

I had another zombie dream last night, and I was gonna get on here and start a zombie thread today.

Were you in my dream? WHO ARE YOU?

Hell, you ought to know that by now: Annihilus's name is Legion, for he is many.

[southcarolina]

I almost feel sorry for doing this to all of you Zombie enthusiasts.

http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/swf/boxheadrooms.swf


May God have mercy on your souls.

[minvardar]

I think the absolute top score you can get if you answer every answer the correct way is like 55% or something like that. You are already 45% dead before you even get into the questions. 8)

Apparently the correct place to run to is the Rockies. You can kill all the zombies to the west and hold the passes through the mountains so none can come through from the east. Horse is the best mode of transport because you don't depend on gas. Traveling in a group of ten is best, enough to protect each other a bit but not enough to cause to much attention.

I got like 31% when I answered honestly and then tried to fool around with it to get the highest percentage I could.

[headcase]

37% and that is after reading, and yes I own it, :

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/1400049628.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

or some of the infomration is online here (http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/)

[Steve-o]

OK. I was ashamed of my previous graphic that I slapped together in like 2 minutes, so I put some effort into a new and improved one.

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by headcase on 03-24-2007 at 05:08 AM
37% and that is after reading, and yes I own it, :

or some of the infomration is online here (http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/)

That book is surprisingly entertaining. Annihilus has had it for months, but just started reading it this weekend.

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by southcarolina on 03-23-2007 at 09:27 PM
I almost feel sorry for doing this to all of you Zombie enthusiasts.

http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/swf/boxheadrooms.swf

May God have mercy on your souls.

Very cool games, dood! Thanks for posting this!

[JD10367]

I'd try a Zombie, but it's got a few too many ingredients for my liking and it's a very "old" drink (from the 1930's). Probably would go for something more modern, like a Mojito.

[The*Big*Lebowski]

I got 34%.

I don't have a boat, but who cares? If Zombies were coming I would just TAKE a boat.
:huh:
Half the people that own boats around here live much farther away from their boats than i do.

I'll meet you all on Nantucket. Make sure you identify yourself!

[BY1401]

http://www.ghostdroppings.com/images/photodroppings/porn.jpg

[BY1401]

http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/8996/badmongo1hn.jpg

[BY1401]

OMFG! BB's new hoodie!

http://www.noisebot.com/images/zombie-hoodie-red.gif

[BY1401]

http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/z/images/2005/25aug/FinalHumanInBag.jpg

[BY1401]

http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/2ed/3aa/2ed3aaeb-9464-45e7-80a0-dbdc9410c49e

[Steve-o]

http://www.kevingentilcore.com/zbook/

This has potential.

[BY1401]

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[BY1401]

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[BY1401]

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[BY1401]

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[BY1401]

http://www.mshepley.btinternet.co.uk/wz3.jpg

[BY1401]

http://www.cinefania.com/movie/200301/a.jpg

[BY1401]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/creature-effect2.jpg

[Steve-o]

http://www.joblo.com/images_arrownews/PeneCover.JPG

It all started as a casual chat over beers between some friends. Why not "make some kind of freaky zombie porno for Halloween"? Such are great ideas, or in this case RE-PENETRATOR, born. So let me go ahead and tell you right now that the trailer alone for this bloody suck fest wins my What The F*ck?! award for 2004.

To give you some idea what you're getting into before you head over to check it out, listen up:

The production was a twelve-hour from dusk till dawn shoot that resulted in a cum-fueled, blood-soaked parody of the classic 80’s horror movie RE-ANIMATOR...The project was a result of the combined efforts of a team of talented individuals with an unexplored fetish for blood, zombies, and sex.

RE-PENETRATOR is the story of a stripper (Joanna Angel), who after being dead for twenty years, is resurrected back to life by a perverted mad scientist (Dr. Breast). Dr. Breast vaginally injects the long-dead, but exquisitely preserved, exotic dancer with special serum so the re-penetrated corpse will return from the VIP room in hell and crave nothing but sex. After he injects her with a gooey green potion the stripper awakens with an insatiable craving for balls, and she ****s the mad scientist from the gurney to the grave.

Now you've been warned. Let me add on a personal note, the trailer was really messy and very "ewww" inducing, even knowing the concept behind it first. Enjoy!

[RavenZ]

:thumb:

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[RoadGrader]

Originally posted by RavenB on 03-26-2007 at 07:02 PM
:thumb:

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KBSOeUCzefQ"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KBSOeUCzefQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object> JHC........how to spoil the mood of this thread when it looked like it was really going to take off

what a cold shower

























.

[BY1401]

Unless those f-in' puppies turn into f-in' zombies or get f-in' eaten by zombies or become trained to f-in' hunt down zombies, I ain't f-in' watching it. F.

[HelenaHandbsket]

Originally posted by Steve-o on 03-26-2007 at 06:53 PM
http://www.joblo.com/images_arrownews/PeneCover.JPG

Nasty nasty nasty :shake: :shake:

[BY1401]

Zombie vs. Shark

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[BY1401]

"They're coming to get you, Barbara!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKcxnC5ZP_k)

[harrisonhits]

I like Stubbs The Zombie (http://www.aspyr.com/product/info/7)

When the world pisses you off there are few things more enjoyable than a good meal of brains and blood......

[southcarolina]

You know there is an entire thread of Anti-Zombie zealots on the board. I say we put on out most tattered clothes, shamble on over there and eat their F'ing brains!!!!

WHO'S WITH ME?~?!?!??!?!?1//

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by southcarolina on 03-27-2007 at 12:10 PM
You know there is an entire thread of Anti-Zombie zealots on the board. I say we put on out most tattered clothes, shamble on over there and eat their F'ing brains!!!!

WHO'S WITH ME?~?!?!??!?!?1//

UUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH, dsargfhjl spit droool

[SteelerFan87]

I just realized the perfect place to go in case of a zombie attack: The Middle East.

1. Lots of deserts, which will slow down the zombies and make them more visible/give you more time to prepare.

2. Lots of crazy guys with guns who are trained to use them effectively, who could help fight the zombie hordes.

3. Anyone who gets caught by the zombies will probably blow themselves up before being infected, taking out more zombies AND preventing themselves from adding to the zombie horde.

4. Lots of secret caves designed for people to hide in and survive while the outside world is trying to kill them.

[RavenZ]

Originally posted by SteelerFan87 on 03-27-2007 at 03:08 PM
I just realized the perfect place to go in case of a zombie attack: The Middle East.


Do you know how to find food and water in the desert?

[Undertaker #59]

Originally posted by RavenB on 03-27-2007 at 03:15 PM
Do you know how to find food and water in the desert?

Shouldn't be too hard...

[BY1401]

http://www.thefakelife.com/blog/uploaded_images/Pinup11BarbaraCrampton1.jpg

[RavenZ]

Originally posted by Undertaker #59 on 03-27-2007 at 03:21 PM
Shouldn't be too hard...

What about the puppies?

[JD10367]

Originally posted by RavenB on 03-27-2007 at 03:23 PM
What about the puppies?

Better off at McDonald's. Too hard to cook a puppy in the desert. :D

Wait a minute... Then again, given what they serve at McDonald's... it's a toss-up.

[RavenZ]

Originally posted by JD10367 on 03-27-2007 at 03:32 PM
Better off at McDonald's. Too hard to cook a puppy in the desert. :D

Wait a minute... Then again, given what they serve at McDonald's... it's a toss-up.

I knew someone would "cook a puppy" as soon I posted it - but the vegetarian :eek:

[HelenaHandbsket]

Originally posted by RavenB on 03-27-2007 at 03:34 PM
I knew someone would "cook a puppy" as soon I posted it - but the vegetarian :eek:

How many veggies do you see growin in the desert? He's gotta eat somethin!

[BY1401]

http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m5/zombie-lake-f.jpg

[(P - shoulder)]

Step by step zombie tutorial (http://www.imarc.net/blog/42/freakish_zombie_in_11_steps/)

[RavenZ]

Originally posted by HelenaHandbsket on 03-27-2007 at 03:36 PM
How many veggies do you see growin in the desert? He's gotta eat somethin!

JD?

[BY1401]

http://www.badmovieplanet.com/inferno/archives/infernocam/zomlake12.jpg

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Fairly average movie, but cool zombie type villians

[(P - shoulder)]

Half zombie, half alien....and with Kiefer Sutherland on their side!



http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/02.26.98/gifs/darkcity-9808.jpg

[BY1401]

http://www.twopotscreamer.com/images/melbourne-zombie-shuffle-343-sm.jpg

[BY1401]

http://www.twopotscreamer.com/images/melbourne-zombie-shuffle-445-sm.jpg

[BY1401]

http://www.twopotscreamer.com/images/melbourne-zombie-shuffle-487-sm.jpg

[BY1401]

http://www.twopotscreamer.com/images/melbourne-zombie-shuffle-678-sm.jpg

[BY1401]

http://www.twopotscreamer.com/images/melbourne-zombie-shuffle-771-sm.jpg

[Undertaker #59]

http://images.nfl.com/photos/img10094477.jpg

[JD10367]

Originally posted by Undertaker #59 on 03-29-2007 at 10:32 AM
http://images.nfl.com/photos/img10094477.jpg

Not a zombie, per se... More of a mummy.

[mikiemo83]

more of a pertified wood look, I say lets cut him open and count the rings

[Brady's Bunch]

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/images/zombie_bunny.jpg

[Undertaker #59]

Welcome to the Planet, nice first post! :thumb:

[Brady's Bunch]

Thanks, I've been roaming around these boards for over a year now and finally decided to get into the action

[BY1401]

.

[SteelerFan87]

Originally posted by Undertaker #59 on 03-29-2007 at 10:32 AM
http://images.nfl.com/photos/img10094477.jpg

ROFL

I knew he'd show up here eventually.

[HelenaHandbsket]

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Cranberries - Zombie

[BY1401]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a228/mortaljive/brainsick.jpg

[HelenaHandbsket]

in honor of our Suspended FSM brother-at-arms

http://www.invinciblestudios.com/images/zombie_pirate.jpg

[BY1401]

http://www.maidenfans.com/imc/pictures/pictures13_dod/zombies.jpg

[sonsofkraftybob]

Found this on an ammo site. I have 1000 rounds of this XM193 ball ammo....

http://www.ammo-oracle.com/body.htm#diff

Q. I'm concerned about roving packs of zombies driving automobiles after the end of the world as we know it. Since, as everyone knows, you have to make headshots to kill zombies, what ammo should I be using to defeat zombies in automobiles?
Without commenting on the wisdom of engaging roving packs of zombies without adult supervision, the best performing rounds, in terms of penetration of 6mm laminated front windscreen auto glass and other automobile structures, are probably the Federal Tactical 55 and 62 grain bonded JSP (LE223T1 and LE223T3).

Be aware, however, that these rounds, topped with Speer's Trophy Bonded Bear Claw bullet, are designed for penetration and generally do NOT fragment in CQB circumstances.

Unfortunately, Federal Tactical ammo is LEO-only, and while the Trophy Bonded Bear Claw bullet is available in hunting loads and as a reloading component in the 55gr weight, the 62gr version appears to be available only in the Federal Tactical line. TBBC bullets are also extremely expensive, as they are a high-end, low-volume-production item.

so there you have it...the proper ammo needed to take "headshots" at Zombies

[ICB]

Zombie Jesus! o:-)


http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Kris/easter0001.jpg (http://www.explosm.net/comics/502/)
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (http://www.explosm.net/)

[Patriots-Lifer]

It's the annual Zombie races!

http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/z/images/2005/5april/Final10Zombies.jpg

[Patriots-Lifer]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/MrPale/Smart-zombies.gif

[Patriots-Lifer]

http://freakcomics.com/images/collectedzomweb.jpg

[easycome_easygo]

http://getclippings.com/image.php?id=61325

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by vinceyoungfan on 04-07-2007 at 07:29 PM
http://getclippings.com/image.php?id=61325

Hey, that's frikkin' cool!

Here it is if you're too lazy to click on the link:

[mikiemo83]

zombies on TV and Dinnis Hopper isn't one in land of the dead

[headcase]

Zombie Smiley?

http://forum.skyscraperpage.com/images/smilies/babyeat.gif

SSDD

[shirtsleeve]

Awesome smiley

[harrisonhits]

Oh fu*kin A Headcase you get the bonus brains for breakfast today !

Mods can we please add the brain eating Zombie smiley to the official ones ???

[Undertaker #59]

Done

:zombie:

[Brownfan80]

Originally posted by Annihilus on 04-07-2007 at 09:21 PM
Hey, that's frikkin' cool!

Here it is if you're too lazy to click on the link:

That's frickin' wicked.

[HelenaHandbsket]

Kill the ZOMBIE SQUIRRELS!!! (http://www.dailyfreegames.com/games/shooting-games/zombie-squirrel-attack-game.html)

[Benign Despot]

Finally a political Party for Zombies

http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/www/news/20070423p2g00m0dm028000c.html

[mgoblue101415]

Some swearing so if you're at work, keep the volume down. :Lecture:


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[harrisonhits]

Excellent questions.

<<
If you were a zombie what era would you live in?
>>

That's a tough question. Each era has its own challenges. I think the 50's would be a pretty good hunting time, or maybe pre or post WW I.

<<
Do you feel like a zombie out of time?
>>

Not really. Computer games help keep us up with modern ideas and weapons. I especially like House Of The Dead 4 which I've played in arcades in Japan. The good model has 60" plasma screen.

<<
Would Zombies out of Time be a good name for a band, or an album?
>>

Yes, yes it would

[harrisonhits]

F'ing FBI !

FBI Tries To Fight Zombie Hordes (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/6752853.stm)

FBI tries to fight zombie hordes

The vast majority of hijacked computers are Windows PCs
The FBI is contacting more than one million PC owners who have had their computers hijacked by cyber criminals.
The initiative is part of an ongoing project to thwart the use of hijacked home computers, or zombies, as launch platforms for hi-tech crimes.

The FBI has found networks of zombie computers being used to spread spam, steal IDs and attack websites.

The agency said the zombies or bots were "a growing threat to national security".

Signs of trouble

The FBI has been trying to tackle networks of zombies for some time as part of an initiative it has dubbed Operation Bot Roast.

This operation recently passed a significant milestone as it racked up more than one million individually identifiable computers known to be part of one bot net or another.

The law enforcement organisation said that part of the operation involved notifying people who owned PCs it knew were part of zombie or bot networks. In this way it said it expected to find more evidence of how they are being used by criminals.

"The majority of victims are not even aware that their computer has been compromised or their personal information exploited," said James Finch, assistant director of the FBI's Cyber Division.

Many people fall victim by opening an attachment on an e-mail message containing a virus or by visiting a booby-trapped webpage.

Many hi-tech criminals are now trying to subvert innocent webpages to act as proxies for their malicious programs.

Many bots are used to send out junk mail or spam
Once hijacked, PCs can be used to send out spam, spread spyware or as repositories for illegal content such as pirated movies or pornography.

Those in charge of botnets, called botherders, can have tens of thousands of machines under their control.

Operation Bot Roast has resulted in the arrest of three people known to have used bot nets for criminal ends.

One of those arrested, Robert Alan Soloway, could face 65 years in jail if found guilty of all the crimes with which he has been charged.

In a statement about Operation Bot Roast the FBI urged PC users to practice good computer security which includes using regularly updated anti-virus software and installing a firewall.

For those without basic protections anti-virus companies such as F Secure, Trend Micro, Kaspersky Labs and many others offer online scanning services that can help spot infections.

The organisation said it was difficult for people to know if their machine was part of a botnet.

However it said telltale signs could be if the machine ran slowly, had an e-mail outbox full of mail a user did not send or they get e-mail saying they are sending spam.

[JD10367]

Hey, Back to back, ha ha ha ha, hey, belly to belly
Yes my friends
Hey, Back to back, ha ha ha ha, hey, belly to belly

It was a zombie jamboree
Took place in the New York cemetery
Oh, it was a zombie jamboree
Took place in the New York cemetery

Zombies from all parts of the island
Some of them are great Calypsonians
Since the season was carnival
They got together in bacchanal
And they were singing

Back to back, ghoul, belly to belly
Well, I don't give a damn 'cause I'm stone dead already
Back to back, oh oh oh, belly to belly
It's a zombie jamboree

One female zombie she wouldn't behave
See how's she's dancing out of the grave
In one hand she's holding a quart of rum
The other hand is knocking a conga drum

You know the lead singer starts to make his rhyme
While the other zombie is rockin' in time
One bystander, he had this to say
"It was a trip to see the zombies break away"
Shah! And they were singing

Back to back, mon, belly to belly
Well, I don't give a damn 'cause I'm stone dead already
Back to back, oh, belly to belly
It's a zombie jamboree

And they were singing
Back to back, mon, belly to belly
Well, I don't give a damn 'cause I'm stone dead already
Oh, back to back, oh oh oh, belly to belly
It's a zombie jamboree

Hey hey, back to back, everyone we sing, back to back
And belly to belly then back to back
One two three four

Hey, what a zombie jamboree
From Times Square to the Statue of Liberty
Uptown, downtown zombie jamboree
Whoa whoa whoa, yeah yeah

There's a high-wire zombie 'tween the World Trades
A King Kong zombie on the Empire State
But the biggest zombies Tokyo to Rome
The zombies who call the city home

Hah, what they do, huh

Back to back, ghoul, belly to belly
Well, I don't give a damn 'cause I'm stone dead already
Back to back, oh oh oh, belly to belly
It's a zombie jamboree

And they were singing
Back to back, mon, belly to belly
But I don't give a damn 'cause I'm stone dead already
Back to back, ha ha, belly to belly
It's a zombie jamboree

I need the chorus
Back to back, ghoul, belly to belly
Well, I don't give a damn 'cause I'm stone dead already, yeah
Back to back, mon, belly to belly
It's a zombie jamboree

Back to back, hey
Back to back, mon, belly to belly
Well, I don't give a damn 'cause I'm stone dead already
Back to back, ha, belly to belly
It's a zombie jamboree

Sing the chorus
Back to back, whoah, belly to belly
Well, I don't give a damn 'cause I'm stone dead already
Back to back, ha ha, belly to belly
It's a zombie jamboree

Do the limbo
Back to back to back to back to belly
I don't give a damn 'cause I'm stone dead already
Back to back, mon, belly to belly
It's a zombie jamboree

One more time, yeah
Back to back, belly to belly
Well, I don't give a damn 'cause I'm stone dead already, yeah
Back to back, mon, belly to belly
It's a zombie jamboree

[HelenaHandbsket]

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/020523.gif

[(P - shoulder)]

Go here to kill zombies:


http://www.gamingdelight.com/games/boxheadmorerooms.php

[southcarolina]

Originally posted by (P - shoulder) on 07-06-2007 at 03:34 PM
Go here to kill zombies:


http://www.gamingdelight.com/games/boxheadmorerooms.php


I am so addicted to tha game

[harrisonhits]

f'in Zombie murderers you'll get yours..... wait till we eat your brains.....

(actually I kind of like the game)

[southcarolina]

Originally posted by harrisonhits on 07-06-2007 at 05:05 PM
f'in Zombie murderers you'll get yours..... wait till we eat your brains.....

(actually I kind of like the game)


I scored 14 million once.It took me like an hour i think. The rail gun is way cool.

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by (P - shoulder) on 07-06-2007 at 02:34 PM
Go here to kill zombies:


http://www.gamingdelight.com/games/boxheadmorerooms.php

G*ddmmt....MORE Boxhead rooms?

Annihilus finally mastered the other ones a few months ago.

Thanks a lot buddy for taking up the rest of Annihilus's spare time that he didn't have.

[southcarolina]

Originally posted by Annihilus on 07-06-2007 at 07:55 PM
G*ddmmt....MORE Boxhead rooms?

Annihilus finally mastered the other ones a few months ago.

Thanks a lot buddy for taking up the rest of Annihilus's spare time that he didn't have.


The new rooms are a little harder. You dont get new weapons or ammo quite as often. You actually have to ration the ammo. In the old Boxhead rooms, i used to kick ass with the shotgun. Ive found so far that the uzi is more effective, especially vs the red zombies.

[southcarolina]

Holy crap i just realized that you can set a skill level. Makes the game much more interesting :)

[(P - shoulder)]

:zombie:

[easycome_easygo]

http://www.noisebot.com/images/zombie-hoodie-red.gif

[RavenZ]

zombies groove in prison

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[harrisonhits]

Oh yeah I saw that,pretty funny.

Actually, I will be going to Manila next month for the first time, so you have revealed the secret source of :zombie: power you bastard.

[Steve-o]

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[HarpoonIPA]

that was good:LOL:

[Rory]

http://www.punksinscience.org/jeffrey/pics/Zombie2.jpg

Awesome scene in Zombie 2.

[HarpoonIPA]

Dead Island Heading to PC, 360
:zombie:
It looks good
http://kotaku.com/gaming/dead-partying%3F/dead-island-heading-to-pc-360-287296.php

[(P - shoulder)]

http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/07/128285394416562500brrraaaiiinnnss.jpg (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/30/brrraaaiiinnnsss/)

[(P - shoulder)]

:)

[Oswlek]

Pizza Zombies

<embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1752507" quality="best" width="400" height="300" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed>

[AllWorldTE]

I saw the last half hour of the "Dawn of the Dead" re-make last night. The zombies running full speed was kind of freaky. I was raised on shuffling zombies; I don't know if I'll be able to get used to these new high speed types.

[Undertaker #59]

Bump for Steve-o.

Not locked.

[BizarroAnnihilus]

ROFL @ the Bush Zombie Press Conference ROFL

[Steve-o]

Originally posted by Undertaker #59* on 11-16-2007 at 11:23 AM
Bump for Steve-o.

Not locked.

Weird. Must have been a browser error. I had a blue bar at the end of the thread with no action buttons.

Thanks!

[Undertaker #59]

Originally posted by Steve-o on 11-16-2007 at 12:04 PM
Weird. Must have been a browser error. I had a blue bar at the end of the thread with no action buttons.

Thanks!

A big picture probably stretched the screen horizontally.

[JD10367]

Originally posted by Undertaker #59* on 11-16-2007 at 12:22 PM
A big picture probably stretched the screen horizontally.

:::thinking of a perverted tangent to go off on... too many to narrow it down:::

:coffee:

[BizarroAnnihilus]

It's been a while since we've had some new zombie news:

Link (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,234538,00.html)

'Zombie Chickens' Causing Debate Over Fate of Older Chickens in California
Tuesday, December 05, 2006

E-MAIL STORY PRINTER FRIENDLY VERSION
PETALUMA, Calif. — In this rich agricultural region of Northern California, ranchers have been turning chickens too old to lay eggs into compost at a rate of a half-million hens a year.

But some chickens not properly euthanized have been seen crawling out of the compost piles, earning them the name "zombie chickens" — and hatching a debate over what else might be done with them and other "spent hens."

A food bank proposed making sausage to feed the poor. A reptile enthusiast suggested using them as food for large exotic pets like pythons and alligators. And an industry group said in the future they could be used as fuel for power plants.

But for now, according to egg farmers in Sonoma County, composting is the only affordable option. The last California rendering plant stopped taking the hens in May.

"If there was something that could be done, it would be done," said Petaluma egg farmer Arnie Reibli.

The egg-laying birds have only a pound of usable meat, compared to the 5-pound chickens typically raised for eating. Slaughtering the chickens, even to transport them unprocessed and frozen whole, would likely cost more than composting them, Reibli said.

"Unfortunately, it's less expensive to go out and buy the birds than process them," said David Goodman, executive director of the Redwood Empire Food Bank in Santa Rosa, which had considered the sausage-making plan.

To kill the chickens, farmers suffocate them in sealed boxes filled with carbon dioxide, a practice that has drawn the ire of animal rights groups. Afterward, the hens are layered in mounds of sawdust.

A new European technology that turns dead cows into fuel to generate electricity — and that could be the fate of spent hens someday, said Rich Matteis, head of the Pacific Egg and Poultry Association.

But "that's not something that's going to be available anytime soon," he said.

[southcarolina]

Why do people not interested in a topic always think they have to put in their worthless 2 cents?

If there's a thread about Pie with people talking about their love of pie and you happen to not like Pie, why not just stfu and GFY?

Self centered jaggoffs.

[(P - shoulder)]

Finally, some practical and potentially life-saving information out there:

[chef]

FINALLY.
a thread abut me

[Claremonster]

Originally posted by chef on 01-09-2008 at 02:09 PM
FINALLY.
a thread abut me

ROFL

[Bender]

Some language.
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[Bender]

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Zombies-col-america.jpg
http://snarkuzard.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/zombie_wolverine.jpg
http://actionfigureinsider.com/main/wp-content/uploads/MarvelZombies.jpg
http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/717/717755/marvel-zombies-20060710030345387-000.jpg

[Claremonster]

:)

[chef]

STOP INSULTING MY PEOPLE

[Claremonster]

Originally posted by chef on 01-09-2008 at 09:18 PM
STOP INSULTING MY PEOPLE

How about I start assaulting your people, instead? ;)

[chef]

man, u r a weird guy

[Claremonster]

Originally posted by chef on 01-09-2008 at 09:31 PM
man, u r a weird guy

[chef]

who am i?
WHO AM I?
HOW DARE YOU

[Claremonster]

Originally posted by chef on 01-09-2008 at 09:59 PM
who am i?
WHO AM I?
HOW DARE YOU


ROFL

[PA_PATS_FAN54*]

Originally posted by babalu87* on 03-23-2007 at 12:35 PM
SWEET, another Rob Zombie fan!!!!


http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/6/9/2/1/511296_356x237.jpg

Well sweet little sistas high in hell cheatn on a halo
Grind in a odyssey holocaust heart kick on tomorrow
Breakdown
Agony said ecstasy in overdrive she come a riding on the world
Thunder kissn 1965
Yeah, wow! five, yeah, wow!!
Demon-warp is coming alive in 1965
Five, five, yeah!
Livin fast and dying young like a endless poetry
My motor-psycho nightmare freak out inside of me
My soul salvation liberation on the drive
The power of the blaster move me faster 1965
Yeah, wow! five, yeah, wow!!
Demon-warp is coming alive in 1965
Five, five, yeah!
Gimme that, gimme that now, now, now, yeah!
Rolln like a supersonic another fool that gets down on it
Pig sweat a million miles, I got a heart atomic style
I make it look easy, thats what I said
Blast of silence explodes in my head
Yeah, yeah, yeah, gimme that, gimme that now
Step to the moonshine frenzy hail: the resurrection
Whats new pussycat, can you dig the satisfaction
Well, you cant take it with you, but you can! in overdrive
Yeah! some like it hot and twistn, 1965
Yeah, wow! five, yeah, wow!!
Demon-warp is coming alive in 1965
Five, five DAMN STRAIGHT! :thumb:

[PA_PATS_FAN54*]

Forgot to add the Zombie pic. :D

[PSC_Pats_Fan]

Good song...


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[BY1401]

Do zombies have fully functional reproductive systems? Can they make baby zombies?

[magnusrice]

http://www.fidothefilm.com/

funny fantastic zombie flick:zombie:
and its got trinity loving a zombie and its not keanu reaves

[HarpoonIPA]

George A. Romero's Diary of the Dead

http://www.myspace.com/diaryofthedead

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[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by magnusrice on 01-28-2008 at 12:28 AM
http://www.fidothefilm.com/

funny fantastic zombie flick:zombie:
and its got trinity loving a zombie and its not keanu reaves

Excellent movie....and highly recommended (even for people that don't like zombies).

It's definately unique and there's nothing else like it out there.

Think a cross between Night of the Living Dead and Leave it to Beaver.

Plus, as magnus said, Carrie Anne Moss is in it :cool:

Haven't seen Diary yet, but plan on it ASAP.

[RavenZ]

moving cheese zombie to the correct thread

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a51/RavenLB/cheese1024.jpg

[RavenZ]

hmm

[RavenZ]

tofu vegan zombie

[BY1401]

Do zombies have any use for the rest of the central nervous system or is it just the brain?

[Bender]

Originally posted by GFY1401 on 02-28-2008 at 04:34 PM
Do zombies have any use for the rest of the central nervous system or is it just the brain?

Who knows, the way they're screwing up zombies these days. :(

[RavenZ]

Originally posted by GFY1401 on 02-28-2008 at 04:34 PM
Do zombies have any use for the rest of the central nervous system or is it just the brain?

Their own or for munchies?

[Spentcartridge]

I need to know; Are Zombies cannibals?
And if they are, what body parts can be considered their favorites?

[BY1401]

Originally posted by RavenB on 02-28-2008 at 03:38 PM
Their own or for munchies?
Either munchies or for shaping into crude hand tools for their own diabolical uses.

A spinal cord is a terrible thing to waste.

[RavenZ]

Originally posted by GFY1401 on 02-28-2008 at 04:40 PM
Either munchies or for shaping into crude hand tools for their own diabolical uses.

A spinal cord is a terrible thing to waste.

Spinal cords are pretty flexible. I guess you could poke someone's eye out? Are zombies adaptable that way, or is it just "uhhh, uhhh, munch on brains"? Can zombies learn?

[BY1401]

Originally posted by RavenB on 02-28-2008 at 03:49 PM
Spinal cords are pretty flexible. I guess you could poke someone's eye out? Are zombies adaptable that way, or is it just "uhhh, uhhh, munch on brains"? Can zombies learn?
I don't know.

Here's a question: can zombies tell a difference in taste between the forebrain and the hindbrain?

[RavenZ]

Originally posted by GFY1401 on 02-28-2008 at 04:59 PM
I don't know.

Here's a question: can zombies tell a difference in taste between the forebrain and the hindbrain?

I would think it's all one big meat snack, though the pituitary gland might make for a tasty morsel.

[RavenZ]

Zombie bunnies!

[ThreeFeather]

40 people ghouled up in bloody zombie make-up and attire marching through the concert crowd

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[BizarroAnnihilus]

So anyway. :zombie:

[imapig]

http://www.dailyreckless.co.uk/images/campbells.jpg

[imapig]

http://www.hudsonent.com/images/featureasset/meat-brains.jpg

[imapig]

http://kingzombie.com/images/brainstogmtshirt.jpg

[imapig]

http://www.dba-oracle.com/images/redneck_pork_brains.jpg

[imapig]

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s311/MandiFlick/ZombieSex.jpg

[JD10367]

Cool pic. Here's a shrunken version to see it all on one screen.

[HelenaHandbsket]

Zombie Strippers

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/04/18/arts/18zombie-600.jpg

[HelenaHandbsket]

http://www.moonbattery.com/zombie_protest.jpg

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Zombie Strippers

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/04/18/arts/18zombie-600.jpg

Oooh...that was a pretty good little twisted movie!

[HelenaHandbsket]

Oooh...that was a pretty good little twisted movie!


I'm looking forward to it, should be getting it for next weekend.

Have you seen Fido?

http://www.giantmoviehug.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/fido-dvd-art.jpg

[BizarroAnnihilus]

I'm looking forward to it, should be getting it for next weekend.

Have you seen Fido?

http://www.giantmoviehug.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/fido-dvd-art.jpg

Oh hellz yeah! That is one awesomely unique and twisted/funny movie! :zombie:

Every self respecting zombie fan needs to see that.

[HelenaHandbsket]

Oh hellz yeah! That is one awesomely unique and twisted/funny movie! :zombie:

Every self respecting zombie fan needs to see that.

:thumb: Absolutely!

I've seen it three times & bought it in the last month :)

Best boy & his zombie movie - EVAH!

[JD10367]

:coffee:

[Ras]

zombies.............

[JD10367]

zombies.............

WTF? is up with the nekkid pregnant one?

[Ras]

WTF? is up with the nekkid pregnant one?

Hey, I just find 'em........

[ThreeFeather]

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[RavenZ]

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:zombie:

Very educational. "Chainsaws are advanced weapons"

[PA_PATS_FAN54*]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v735/duffy_5669/mccainzombie2.jpg

[PA_PATS_FAN54*]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v735/duffy_5669/McCainzombie3.jpg

[RavenZ]

Here's some political balance, but this is supposed to be a fun thread, okay?

[RavenZ]

Time magazine has the answer :shrug:

[easycome_easygo]

The zombies are voting today.

http://msfriendly.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/shaun_of_the_dead_zombies.gif

[HarpoonIPA]

http://kotaku.com/5145249/zombies-invading-best-buy-for-resident-evil-5-launch


Zombies Invading Best Buy For Resident Evil 5 Launch

Best Buy may be taking a page from Hollywood premiere events for big video game events in the future. The change is being led by a store full of ambling zombies and a chainsaw-wielding Dr. Salvador.
On March 13, the Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania Best Buy will convert part of their store into a haunted house. They will be dressing up employees as zombies, turning their bank of televisions to eerie no-signal snow and even putting a person in a potato-sack mask and giving them a chainsaw, all to celebrate the launch of Resident Evil 5... and maybe sell a few copies of the game.
"You want to get away from midnight releases, that's stale, that's old," said Dave Partenio, supervisor of gaming and media at the store. "We want to have a premiere game party for this game."
And Best Buy corporate offices are keeping a close eye on the event. If they go over well, and the store's sales reflect that, than we may be seeing more theme release nights for games in the future. The idea would turn a long night of waiting in the dark with other gamers into a sort of party.
"It's all about the experience," Partenio said.
The store has also been in talks with Capcom to try and round up some special giveaways and prizes and the local university to work out a deal to donate to a charity there.
The event will kick off at midnight on March 13, with employees leading small groups of gamers through the store's haunted house and eventually to pick up and buy their copy of the game.
Partenio said that the store has been open for about a year and includes a built in gaming center. The center has eight screens hooked up to four gaming systems — a PC, PS3, Wii and Xbox 360 — so people can try out titles before they buy them.
The idea of bringing zombies into the store for the launch came from employee Drake Campbell, and then the store ran with it, he said.
Sounds like a neat idea and one that, if you like and live in the area, you should probably show up to, to support.

[Alk]

Enjoy!

http://a-list.msn.com/default.aspx?cp-searchtext=Zombies

[Tchok13]

World war Z is a great book and i need to pick up that "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies." book.

[Major A$$hole*]

I started a PP social group for Zombie lovers.
Its called P.E.T.Z.

[magnusrice]

to me one of the greatest zombie movies has to be' return of the living dead' i love that movie the right mix of comedy ,gore,and nudity

[Alk]

to me one of the greatest zombie movies has to be' return of the living dead' i love that movie the right mix of comedy ,gore,and nudity

I believe that was one of the first horror flics I ever saw. Highly entertaining. 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later are both pretty good zombie flics as well.

[magnusrice]

i dont agree that they are zombie fliks though 28 days is about a virus the rage virus there are no dead bodys coming from the grave.

[BizarroAnnihilus]

If you like teh zombies, then you should check this flick out. It's not perfect, but it's good, gorey zombie fun. And look! Nazis! There haven't been zombie Nazis since Shockwaves (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock_Waves)! Note: this is a Norwegian film and subtitled, so it's not likely to hit major theaters. You'll probably either have to scope out an independent theater or wait for the DVD.

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[BY1401]

Lol at the kid with the dagger.

[AllWorldTE]

Lol at the kid with the dagger.

That's the kid I want on my side when the zombie apocalypse comes. Is his last name Phillips?

[Muse]

I think my doctor's two nurses today were zombies, I KID YOU NOT

[Alk]

I haven't seen this mentioned yet but have you all seen the trailer for Zombie Land? That movie looks like it's going to be incredible.

Also, I'm a zombie movie rookie compared to most of you. I was out playing golf yesterday and I was waiting in the cart to tee off admiring the scenery when it donned on me. Why hasn't anyone done a zombie scene on a golf course? Or have they? I could totally envision a scene where a group of golfers stand on a tee box and drill ball after ball at a mob of zombies emerging from the trees and then hopping in their carts and hauling a$$ out of there with zombies in tow. Should I be calling Hollywood right now?