Planet Women: Be 1st To Sign Up for dchester's Harem

[RoadGrader]

Step Up, Step Up, Step Right Up Ladies....be the 1st one on (or off) your block to make this Offseason a memorable one for dchester

This wonderful, warm, friendly, cuddly masculine-maximus of a man needs YOU to join his Harem.

He himself is too modest to post this on his own nor has he enlisted me or others to do his bidding in this regard -- but he has made mention of this, his most fondest of desires, on numerous occasions in the past

I have observed that he has made casual reference in such an unobtrusive manner as to have prolly escaped notice of even his most ardent admirers among you because of the focus on action on the gridiron during the season

Now is the time, however, to focus off the field -- do not be shy or concerned for being lost in the shuffle of many bodies willing to press close to His in this Harem for He is not known as The Round Mound Of Re-Bound -- dmachine -- for nothing

Come forward sisters, anoint thyselves in scented oils and declare yourselves

[HelenaHandbsket]

I thought I was already on the team??? :confused:

[bideau]

Originally posted by HelenaHandbsket on 03-13-2007 at 01:10 PM
I thought I was already on the team??? :confused:

Did you ever receive an offer sheet?

[mgoblue101415]

Isn't a harem member pretty much just enslaved concubine?

Sorry, but no... That's not for me.

As Lesley Gore said..... You don't own me.

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by bideau on 03-13-2007 at 12:20 PM
Did you ever receive an offer sheet?

Does it count if it included a poison pill?

[bideau]

Originally posted by Annihilus on 03-13-2007 at 01:22 PM
Does it count if it included a poison pill?

Care to elaborate on this interesting concept?

[RoadGrader]

Originally posted by mgoblue101415 on 03-13-2007 at 01:21 PM
Isn't a harem member pretty much just enslaved concubine?

Sorry, but no... That's not for me.

As Lesley Gore said..... You don't own me. Sisters...........do not pay heed to the words of some Who Do Not Believe as They Are Blinded By Bitchyness

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[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by bideau on 03-13-2007 at 12:25 PM
Care to elaborate on this interesting concept?

You know.....like if you happen to participate more than 4 <strike>orgies</strike> parties in the state of MN (for example) in one calendar year then your contract is guaranteed.

[cka203]

Ah, dchester... drool

While I'd prefer to have him all to myself, if I must share him by joining his harem, so be it.

For tis better to share dchester than to not experience him at all.

Sign me up, RG!

[RoadGrader]

Originally posted by cka203 on 03-13-2007 at 01:57 PM
Ah, dchester... drool

While I'd prefer to have him all to myself, if I must share him by joining his harem, so be it.

For tis better to share dchester than to not experience him at all.

Sign me up, RG! You Have Been Moved By The Spirit, Sister -- Piece Be With You

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[bideau]

Originally posted by RoadGrader on 03-13-2007 at 02:14 PM
You Have Been Moved By The Spirit, Sister -- Piece Be With You

.

:huh:

A piece of what? :shrug:

[mikiemo83]

Originally posted by bideau on 03-13-2007 at 02:18 PM
:huh:

A piece of what? :shrug: his large weapon

http://media.popularmechanics.com/images/tb_gun-lg-1.jpg

[mgoblue101415]

Originally posted by RoadGrader on 03-13-2007 at 12:30 PM
Sisters...........do not pay heed to the words of some Who Do Not Believe as They Are Blinded By Bitchyness

.



Bitchiness... Self-respect.... Potayto... Potato...


Besides... If I were in that situation I'd probably end up pulling a Nana ( literary reference... If you don't know what I'm talking about then you'll have to read the book to find out. :p )

[RoadGrader]

Originally posted by mgoblue101415 on 03-13-2007 at 02:25 PM
If I were in that situation I'd probably end up pulling a Nana you call it what you want dmachine will call it what he wants -- I (( winky )) at The Kinky

[ICB]

If it's good enough for cka, it's good enough for me. Sign me up!


Can we bring toys? :whip: :spank: :D

[RavenZ]

Originally posted by Annihilus on 03-13-2007 at 01:32 PM
You know.....like if you happen to participate more than 4 <strike>orgies</strike> parties in the state of MN (for example) in one calendar year then your contract is guaranteed.

I was under the impression the only thing in MN was a giant ball of twine?

[mgoblue101415]

Originally posted by RavenB on 03-13-2007 at 02:05 PM
I was under the impression the only thing in MN was a giant ball of twine?

They've got lakes, or something. So I've heard. :shrug:

[dchester]

Gee, I step out to get a little work done and wow!!!

:lipsmack:

[RoadGrader]

Originally posted by dchester on 03-13-2007 at 03:18 PM
Gee, I step out to get a little work done and wow!!!

:lipsmack: wait until the Planet's Nite Babes show up >) :Ohbaby: :cute:

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by RavenB on 03-13-2007 at 02:05 PM
I was under the impression the only thing in MN was a giant ball of twine?

Well, balls of twine and giant tool-belts (and, to clarify, it's not the belt itself that is large, but it has a whole lot of tools).

And, yes...the lakes are necessary because that's where the boat parties are held.

[dchester]

Now that I've returned, I'll try to address a few of the concerns that were raised.

<HR>
Originally posted by HelenaHandbsket on 03-13-2007 at 01:10 PM
I thought I was already on the team??? :confused: Quite right you are, as one of the Charter members your position is most important.

wuv

<HR>
Originally posted by mgoblue101415 on 03-13-2007 at 01:21 PM
Isn't a harem member pretty much just enslaved concubine?

Sorry, but no... That's not for me.

As Lesley Gore said..... You don't own me. There are many other benefits, free medical and dental coverage, your own laptop computer, an open bar, 12 Holidays, a 1 month sabatical, and a clothing allowance (although it's rather minimal, if you know what I mean). Also, the housework is inversely proportionate to the size of the Harem.

Besides, who cares what Lesley Gore thinks.
:donkeys:

<HR>
Originally posted by IndyColtsBabe on 03-13-2007 at 02:38 PM
Can we bring toys? :whip: :spank: :D In a word, Yes.

In fact HR is considering a Toy allowance as a possible new benefit in an upcoming year.

:spank:

[cka203]

Originally posted by dchester on 03-13-2007 at 03:43 PM
Now that I've returned, I'll try to address a few of the concerns that were raised.

<HR>
Quite right you are, as one of the Charter members your position is most important.

wuv

<HR>
There are many other benefits, free medical and dental coverage, your own laptop computer, an open bar, 12 Holidays, a 1 month sabatical, and a clothing allowance (although it's rather minimal, if you know what I mean). Also, the housework is inversely proportionate to the size of the Harem.

Besides, who cares what Lesley Gore thinks.
:donkeys:

<HR>
In a word, Yes.

In fact HR is considering a Toy allowance as a possible new benefit in an upcoming year.

:spank:

But dchester...

I thought you were the toy?! :confused:

[FallingAlice]

Originally posted by Annihilus on 03-13-2007 at 01:32 PM
You know.....like if you happen to participate more than 4 <strike>orgies</strike> parties in the state of MN (for example) in one calendar year then your contract is guaranteed.

I'm one of the few here who could potentially meet that clause.

As long as it doesn't entail hotdish or lutefisk, I'd think about it. If the price is right.

[FallingAlice]

Originally posted by RavenB on 03-13-2007 at 03:05 PM
I was under the impression the only thing in MN was a giant ball of twine?

All that's not quite as true as Anni would have you believe.

I miss Boston in many ways, but there's actually a whole lot here to recommend it.

Minneapolis is actually one of the most artistic and cultured cities in the U.S. I think about every 5th person is an artist of some sort. Very, very active arts and cultural center. Especially theater, visual arts and music. Quite a few major corporate headquarters here which always bodes well for a community.

But the Vikings suck. They suck baaaaaad. And it will be a very good thing when they finally construct a new outdoor stadium for the Twins.

If you ever come for a visit, don't let anyone talk you into eating lutefisk.

[southcarolina]

Originally posted by mgoblue101415 on 03-13-2007 at 01:21 PM
Isn't a harem member pretty much just enslaved concubine?




You say that ike its a bad thing. :D

[shirtsleeve]

Originally posted by IndyColtsBabe on 03-13-2007 at 02:38 PM
If it's good enough for cka, it's good enough for me. Sign me up!


Can we bring toys? :whip: :spank: :D

OMFG! IndyColtsBabe, you just said the magic words!!!!

I heart you now!!!!wuv

[chiefsgal*]

Originally posted by mgoblue101415 on 03-13-2007 at 01:21 PM
Isn't a harem member pretty much just enslaved concubine?

Sorry, but no... That's not for me.

As Lesley Gore said..... You don't own me.



pretty much my feelings.......and besides, I don't share.....:D

[krunchyGranola]

Hell, it's the off season and I have nothing better to do.

Sure...... why not?......

Temporary position, correct ?

Resume attached.

[cka203]

This might be the post of the day...

I blame it on the whoremoans



I just have to ask the dmachine, tho... Aren't I enough? I mean, I thought we had somethin special...

[ICB]

Originally posted by shirtsleeve on 03-13-2007 at 08:40 PM
OMFG! IndyColtsBabe, you just said the magic words!!!!

I heart you now!!!!wuv

You didn't heart me before? :sulk:

For that you deserve a spanking! :spank: pussy :whip: :thumb:

[krunchyGranola]

LOL, cka. I don't post much, but that is my sig.
o:-)

[shirtsleeve]

Originally posted by IndyColtsBabe on 03-13-2007 at 10:39 PM
You didn't heart me before? :sulk:

For that you deserve a spanking! :spank: pussy :whip: :thumb:

Ohhh, noooo..I've got a leather pair of gloves, a candle, and a pair of nipple clamps that says things will go....differently!:D

[ICB]

Do you think I can get this in blue???

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w109/Rapture0384/harem.jpg

[easycome_easygo]

Originally posted by IndyColtsBabe on 03-13-2007 at 09:56 PM
Do you think I can get this in blue???

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w109/Rapture0384/harem.jpg

That could be your St. Patrick's Day outfit if you got it in green :)
and you can still do the body paint that you talked about in another thread.

[Costanza]

All your guys' naked avatars are killing my Planet time, I can't come on here unless the kids are sleeping, and by then it's too late most of the time!

[Wandering Athol]

Dchester awaits the arrival of his laydies....

[mikiemo83]

Originally posted by Jh on 03-14-2007 at 12:54 AM
All your guys' naked avatars are killing my Planet time, I can't come on here unless the kids are sleeping, and by then it's too late most of the time! JH, you can disable the Avatar option, I will look into how to and get back if one of the wonderful mods don't 1st, for I have the same issue at home


ok I'm back... click on "user CP" above left and then click on "edit options" half way down under "thread veiw options" this is asked "Show user's avatar in their posts?" and click "no"

you can also disable sigs if those are a bit over the edge

hope this helps

[BizarroAnnihilus]

In case you can't read (and so Annihilus didn't waste his time):

[RoadGrader]

Originally posted by Wandering Athol on 03-14-2007 at 01:00 AM
Dchester awaits the arrival of his laydies.... WA.........

in the annals of PP History, NEVER has the essence of A Man and A Machine been so perfectly captured as you have here for us to witness

we thank you WA and The Laydies thank you as well

[mikiemo83]

Originally posted by Annihilus on 03-14-2007 at 08:09 AM
In case you can't read (and so Annihilus didn't waste his time): show off

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by RoadGrader on 03-14-2007 at 07:11 AM
WA.........

in the annuls of PP History, NEVER has the essence of A Man and A Machine been so perfectly captured as you have here for us to witness

we thank you WA and The Laydies thank you as well

When did dmachine get a weave? Or was it (his hair) just pulled back all this time?

[dchester]

I've been tied up this morning with some business, shall we say, but I've taken a break to respond to more of your questions.

<HR>
Originally posted by cka203 on 03-13-2007 at 03:46 PM
But dchester...

I thought you were the toy?! :confused: You are correct, but I have had to adapt with the times. It's a shame that the youth of today just doesn't have the patience that we have, but since I aim to please, I do what I must.

;)

<HR>
Originally posted by FallingAlice on 03-13-2007 at 08:14 PM
I'm one of the few here who could potentially meet that clause.

As long as it doesn't entail hotdish or lutefisk, I'd think about it. If the price is right. Definately, there will be no lutefish, but as for the hotdish...

:lipsmack:

<HR>
Originally posted by chiefsgal on 03-13-2007 at 08:48 PM
pretty much my feelings.......and besides, I don't share.....:D I'm so sorry to hear that. I always thought of you as a very giving and sharing person.

:sulk:

<HR>
Originally posted by krunchyGranola on 03-13-2007 at 10:04 PM
Hell, it's the off season and I have nothing better to do.

Sure...... why not?......

Temporary position, correct ?

Resume attached.
<img src="http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?s=&postid=369136"/>
You're qualifications are excellent. You should be receiving an offer sheet this week. I think you will be pleased with the signing bonus.

woohoo

<HR>
Originally posted by cka203 on 03-13-2007 at 10:33 PM
I just have to ask the dmachine, tho... Aren't I enough? I mean, I thought we had somethin special... We do have something special, but it's just the way I was born. I hope you will continue to be understanding of my situation.

wuv

<HR>
Originally posted by IndyColtsBabe on 03-13-2007 at 10:56 PM
Do you think I can get this in blue???

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w109/Rapture0384/harem.jpg I'll have the purchasing agents get to work on this. Please reply with your measurements to ensure a proper fit.

:cute:

[mikiemo83]

DC, You a Mormon?

[Fightingdoxies]

Originally posted by FallingAlice on 03-13-2007 at 08:20 PM
All that's not quite as true as Anni would have you believe.

I miss Boston in many ways, but there's actually a whole lot here to recommend it.

Minneapolis is actually one of the most artistic and cultured cities in the U.S. I think about every 5th person is an artist of some sort. Very, very active arts and cultural center. Especially theater, visual arts and music. Quite a few major corporate headquarters here which always bodes well for a community.

But the Vikings suck. They suck baaaaaad. And it will be a very good thing when they finally construct a new outdoor stadium for the Twins.

If you ever come for a visit, don't let anyone talk you into eating lutefisk.

I have to agree with that. Was out in Minneapolis for nationals . After losing I got to go out and tour minneapolis ( most of the time really drunk) but from what i saw i really enjoyed my stay there. Isn't the Mall of America there too or actually around that area?

[HelenaHandbsket]

Can I get mine in black?
http://www.subculturearray.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/la/la_8931.jpg

[mikiemo83]

can I be a guard who sneeks in when DC is resting?

http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_7_17_2001_18_13_05/bodyguard1_400.jpg229BF982-346F-4A7C-BA60DD7A8466DDAA.jpgLarge.jpg

[RavenZ]

Originally posted by mikiemo83 on 03-14-2007 at 06:07 PM
can I be a guard who sneeks in when DC is resting?



You do realize you would have to be a eunuch?

[mikiemo83]

Originally posted by RavenB on 03-14-2007 at 06:10 PM
You do realize you would have to be a eunuch? I'm married, is there a difference?

[krunchyGranola]

Originally posted by dchester on 03-14-2007 at 09:32 AM
I've been tied up this morning with some business, shall we say, but I've taken a break to respond to more of your questions.

You're qualifications are excellent. You should be receiving an offer sheet this week. I think you will be pleased with the signing bonus.

woohoo



I haven't had an orthodox career, and I've wanted more than anything to have your respect. The first time I didn't feel it, but this time I feel it, and I can't deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me!

So, like.
does this mean I can give up my 1-800-head4yu career ?