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easycome_easygo
01-24-2007, 08:40 PM
What is wrong with you guys today? I'm a christian girl with christian morals. I pray like 1000 times a day and I carry a bible with me 24/7. I feel like I need to take a holy bath. I log on so I can spread the good news of Jesus Christ and ask you if you are ready to ask God to forgive your sins and this is what I read on this board.
Just plain filth!

Threads that make me realize that I have a lot of praying to do tonight.

"Is your spouse/significant other Freaknasty?"
A good christian girl refuses to have sex before marriage

"Should we have a Perv Planet?"
No, but I suggest a Prayer Planet.

"Whom would you rather have sex with?"
I feel like this place is going to hell in a handbasket

"Vagina Warriors"
Seriously, what good christian man or woman would look up
vagina on the internet?

"The Girlie Pic Thread"
That thread is filled with STD's and EVIL... E V I L

Some of you guys need a spanking.... a christian spanking (get your head out of the gutter)



W.W.J.D really guys, WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?

:D

RavenZ
01-24-2007, 08:42 PM
ROFL What was your fine again?

southcarolina
01-24-2007, 08:42 PM
Mmmm gutter.


Oh...

*extracates himself from all the aforementioned threads*


Sorry.

Hi honey. I didnt know you'd be home so early.

Costanza
01-24-2007, 08:43 PM
Ok, the girl with the hot lesbian sex that made her have $1000 woth of fines would not say any of this.

Even I'm not offended!

easycome_easygo
01-24-2007, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by RavenB on 01-24-2007 at 07:42 PM
ROFL What was your fine again?

be quiet sweetie... you're not helping me here ;)

easycome_easygo
01-24-2007, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by southcarolina on 01-24-2007 at 07:42 PM
Mmmm gutter.


Oh...

*extracates himself from all the aforementioned threads*


Sorry.

Hi honey. I didnt know you'd be home so early.

Don't forget prayer meeting tomorrow at church. Meet me in two hours for our nightly prayer session *wink*

southcarolina
01-24-2007, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by Jheavner on 01-24-2007 at 08:43 PM
Ok, the girl with the hot lesbian sex that made her have $1000 woth of fines would not say any of this.

Even I'm not offended!


hot lesbian sex?

http://www.hcmf.com/i/e19.gif

How the hell did i miss THAT? Why wasnt i informed?

RavenZ
01-24-2007, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by southcarolina on 01-24-2007 at 08:49 PM
hot lesbian sex?

http://www.hcmf.com/i/e19.gif

How the hell did i miss THAT? Why wasnt i informed?

That's a damn good smiley!

southcarolina
01-24-2007, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by vinceyoungfan on 01-24-2007 at 08:47 PM
Don't forget prayer meeting tomorrow at church. Meet me in two hours for our nightly prayer session *wink*


OK. Do i need to bring all the Bible Toys....errr Religious Artifacts?

DarrylStingley
01-24-2007, 08:51 PM
I told you before, we accept converts here.

southcarolina
01-24-2007, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by RavenB on 01-24-2007 at 08:49 PM
That's a damn good smiley!


Why thank you. I found it all by myself.

easycome_easygo
01-24-2007, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by DarrylStingley on 01-24-2007 at 07:51 PM
I told you before, we accept converts here.

seriously, what rhymes with converts? ;)

southcarolina
01-24-2007, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by vinceyoungfan on 01-24-2007 at 08:53 PM
seriously, what rhymes with converts? ;)


Concerts?

easycome_easygo
01-24-2007, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by southcarolina on 01-24-2007 at 07:54 PM
Concerts?

I was referring to the word that starts with "P"
I can't say it though. I would have to take a day off of work to dedicate the day to praying. ;)

southcarolina
01-24-2007, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by vinceyoungfan on 01-24-2007 at 09:07 PM
I was referring to the word that starts with "P"
I can't say it though. I would have to take a day off of work to dedicate the day to praying. ;)


For some reason i suddenly have the song Blue Jeans by Silvertide stuck in my head.....

"She's the kind of girl you bring home to your mother/ She looks good in blue jeans even better under covers/ She's a devil in bed between the sheets/ Ask her if she's a saint and she'll get down on her knees/ And pray/ Yeah yeah yeah "

easycome_easygo
01-24-2007, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by southcarolina on 01-24-2007 at 08:21 PM
For some reason i suddenly have the song Blue Jeans by Silvertide stuck in my head.....

"She's the kind of girl you bring home to your mother/ She looks good in blue jeans even better under covers/ She's a devil in bed between the sheets/ Ask her if she's a saint and she'll get down on her knees/ And pray/ Yeah yeah yeah "

I'm not sure If I heard that song before. For some reason (after reading the lyrics) the song "Super Freak" comes to mind. Hmmm maybe because of the first line but in the "Super Freak" song, it starts out like this.

"She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl"

Ras
01-24-2007, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by vinceyoungfan on 01-24-2007 at 08:40 PM
.......Some of you guys need a spanking.... a christian spanking (get your head out of the gutter) ......

Kinda brings new meaning to "buffing the bishop", heh?

southcarolina
01-24-2007, 09:41 PM
A Spanking!!!!A Spanking!!!!!


http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/HolyGrail/jpgs/11-piglt.jpg

MattsPats
01-24-2007, 09:54 PM
Forgive us, we have sinned!

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38691000/jpg/_38691859_swaggart238.jpg

easycome_easygo
01-24-2007, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by Ras on 01-24-2007 at 08:29 PM
Kinda brings new meaning to "buffing the bishop", heh?

ROFL

Moebius
01-24-2007, 10:17 PM
[beavis and butthead impression]

uhhh heh heh. She said spread. huh heh.

Yeah. SPREAD! SPREAD! SPREADHOLIO! hehehhehe

[/beavis and butthead]

easycome_easygo
01-24-2007, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by Moebius on 01-24-2007 at 09:17 PM
[beavis and butthead impression]

uhhh heh heh. She said spread. huh heh.

Yeah. SPREAD! SPREAD! SPREADHOLIO! hehehhehe

[/beavis and butthead]

lol I miss beavis and butthead

"Beavis, I thought you were daddie's little cutie."
"Shut up Bunghole!"

Moebius
01-24-2007, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by southcarolina on 01-24-2007 at 08:41 PM
A Spanking!!!!A Spanking!!!!!


http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/HolyGrail/jpgs/11-piglt.jpg

Can't I face just a little of the peril?

southcarolina
01-24-2007, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by Moebius on 01-24-2007 at 10:26 PM
Can't I face just a little of the peril?


Heh.



She turned me into a NEWT!!!

easycome_easygo
01-24-2007, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by southcarolina on 01-24-2007 at 09:30 PM
Heh.



She turned me into a NEWT!!!

a salamander? lol

southcarolina
01-24-2007, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by vinceyoungfan on 01-24-2007 at 10:52 PM
a salamander? lol


Well i got better.

easycome_easygo
01-24-2007, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by southcarolina on 01-24-2007 at 09:53 PM
Well i got better.

yes. please explain that one. :D

southcarolina
01-24-2007, 11:10 PM
Originally posted by vinceyoungfan on 01-24-2007 at 10:56 PM
yes. please explain that one. :D

havent you ever seen Monty Pythons The Holy Grail?


Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

easycome_easygo
01-24-2007, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by southcarolina on 01-24-2007 at 10:10 PM
havent you ever seen Monty Pythons The Holy Grail?


Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

No, haven't watched that one but I did watch Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.

WisColtFan7
01-25-2007, 03:34 AM
VYF---


So what about people that yell out "Oh My God" during sex? Wouldn't that be considered "praying"? ;) :D

cka203
01-25-2007, 06:51 AM
You're all going to hell.....

>)

Benign Despot
01-25-2007, 09:01 AM
But at least I'm enjoyin' the ride

WisColtFan7
01-25-2007, 01:40 PM
And we'll have plenty of company.....

bishbash
01-25-2007, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by vinceyoungfan on 01-24-2007 at 10:56 PM
yes. please explain that one. :D
The spanking quotes were from the Castle Anthrax scene of The Holy Grail:

DINGO:
Oh, wicked, wicked Zoot. Oh, she is a naughty person and she must pay the penalty, and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon: you must tie her down on a bed and spank her.
GIRLS:
A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO:
You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me.
AMAZING:
And spank me.
STUNNER:
And me.
LOVELY:
And me.
DINGO:
Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS:
A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!
DINGO:
And after the spanking, the oral sex.
GIRLS:
The oral sex! The oral sex!
GALAHAD:
Well, I could stay a bit longer.

JD10367
01-25-2007, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by southcarolina on 01-24-2007 at 08:49 PM
hot lesbian sex?

http://www.hcmf.com/i/e19.gif

How the hell did i miss THAT? Why wasnt i informed?

Mods! Smiley alert! Gotta add that one...

Brownfan80
01-25-2007, 03:42 PM
Get it, Woody.

http://www.pepechingon.com/images/Oral%20sex.gif

MattsPats
01-25-2007, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by Brownfan80 on 01-25-2007 at 03:42 PM
Get it, Woody.

http://www.pepechingon.com/images/Oral%20sex.gif


That reminds me a little of this:

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c95/din2216/shhhteamamerica.jpg

easycome_easygo
01-25-2007, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by WisColtFan7 on 01-25-2007 at 02:34 AM
VYF---


So what about people that yell out "Oh My God" during sex? Wouldn't that be considered "praying"? ;) :D
ROFL


Don't forget "Sweet Jesus" ;)

easycome_easygo
01-25-2007, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by cka203 on 01-25-2007 at 05:51 AM
You're all going to hell.....

>)

we'll save you a seat :D

pookie
01-25-2007, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by JD10367 on 01-25-2007 at 02:18 PM
Mods! Smiley alert! Gotta add that one...

I give you the Oh My God smilie......

OMG