HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Dolphin22!

[3 Point Stan]

I hope you have a marvelous birthday weekend, sitting infront of your television, filling both sides of each of the 300 pages in your loose-leaf notebook on New England Patriot "conspiricy theories."

Please take some time off from your hard work to grab a bite to eat at the Sizzler or Ground Round and please, have a couple Milwaukee's Bests for me.

I can't believe you're 48. Honestly, you have the vocabulary of someone not even a quarter of your age. Your youthfulness precedes you.

Happy birthday!

Love,

3 Point Stan'n the Gang

[mikiemo83]

Happy birthday Finboy


Did you know on this date the last 10 years the Dolphins were NOT playting football

[tehrick67]

Maybe Zach Thomas & Jason Taylor will visit you in your parents basement & butt fu%k you like they do Tom Brady:thumb:

[fulltilt]

Happy B-day Phin

[Dolphin22]

Originally posted by Therick67 on 01-19-2007 at 10:28 AM
Maybe be Zach Thomas & Jason Taylor will visit you in your parents basement & butt fu%k you like they do Tom Brady:thumb:

Thanks Man!! ...this is my favorite, I was hopeing & praying for the same thing...how did you know !!!

[tehrick67]

Originally posted by Dolphin22 on 01-19-2007 at 10:50 AM
Thanks Man!! ...this is my favorite, I was hopeing & praying for the same thing...how did you know !!!

Just a lucky guess:D

So tell me, will Krafy Bob payoff the ref's Sunday?

[Dolphin22]

Originally posted by mikiemo83 on 01-19-2007 at 10:22 AM
Happy birthday Finboy


Did you know on this date the last 10 years the Dolphins were NOT playting football

Nice !!!! ... can't argue that one ....Thanks anyway...

[sonsofkraftybob]

Happy Birthday D22, 2 more years and you can get your drivers license!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v126/sonsofkraftybob/main5rsupertard.jpg

[O.Z.O.]

:4321: douchebag22 (translation- Happy Birthday. Now sit back and enjoy the next 3 weeks as the Pats make the phins' "era" even more irrelevant)

[#1Patsfan_chica]

Happy B-day D22!!! I hope you enjoy your birthday and watching the Pats in the playoffs.

[Alcoholic9*]

Let's all hope the Pats can deliver a win this week as a nice birthday gift for Dick22. ;) :D

[Ras]

Happy Birthday D22....

I was watching the NFLN's SB36 replay and all I could think of was you and that idiot from St. Louis and your conspiracy theories.

Not only reliving the sweet results of that game and knowing this shit drives both of you crazy brought a smile to my face!

[Dolphin22]

I love you guys man!!!!

[Dolphin22]

Originally posted by sonsofkraftybob on 01-19-2007 at 11:08 AM
Happy Birthday D22, 2 more years and you can get your drivers license!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v126/sonsofkraftybob/main5rsupertard.jpg

SOB ... almost pissed myself when i saw this post.. you are truly the king...now please were the hell is ChiefGal so she can give me my "Spanking"...

If she's not here in 5 minutes I may have to start without her...

[The*Big*Lebowski]

Originally posted by Dolphin22 on 01-19-2007 at 02:50 PM
SOB ... almost pissed myself when i saw this post.. you are truly the king...now please were the hell is ChiefGal so she can give me my "Spanking"...

If she's not here in 5 minutes I may have to start without her...

OK....now you are starting to seem weird.

[Patriots4ever]

"seem"

D22, I may not agree with you and you say some ****ed up shit, but happy birthday! Enjoy the day, and GO PATRIOTS!

[MrWeekend]

Yea, Happy B-Day....Whatever. Did you enjoy the package Mercury Morris sent you ?

[BLUESTAMPEDE'07]

Why in the hell can't you guys talk a little smack all you guys to is talk shit and when someone talks it back you can't handle it just messing around how many have you have been kicked off fo coltfreaks i bet not many very sad you stand a chance on sunday and i usally respect the fact you have a goog qb and coach but makes think you can beat us at home when we may be playing our best ball when couldn't do it at home when our d was playing like shit GO COLTS

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by BLUESTAMPEDE'07 on 01-19-2007 at 03:25 PM
Why in the hell can't you guys talk a little smack all you guys to is talk shit and when someone talks it back you can't handle it just messing around how many have you have been kicked off fo coltfreaks i bet not many very sad you stand a chance on sunday and i usally respect the fact you have a goog qb and coach but makes think you can beat us at home when we may be playing our best ball when couldn't do it at home when our d was playing like shit GO COLTS

You can talk smack, and several folks do without a problem.

You, however, have already been assclowned once under a different name. Creating a new registration does not give you a free pass.

Talk all the smack you want in here, son.

[Mark_Henderson]

Originally posted by sonsofkraftybob on 01-19-2007 at 11:08 AM
Happy Birthday D22, 2 more years and you can get your drivers license!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v126/sonsofkraftybob/main5rsupertard.jpg

Yes, happy birthday D-22. Once you get your license, maybe you can work toward your dream of driving a porch. It's easiest if you live on a hill and loosen the foundation first.

[chiefsgal*]

Originally posted by Dolphin22 on 01-19-2007 at 02:50 PM
SOB ... almost pissed myself when i saw this post.. you are truly the king...now please were the hell is ChiefGal so she can give me my "Spanking"...

If she's not here in 5 minutes I may have to start without her...






some of us have to work you know....and I don't mix work with pleasure.....:D So HAPPY BIRTHDAY.....and the present is in the mail, but make do with this until it arrives.....>)

[Dolphin22]

Originally posted by chiefsgal on 01-19-2007 at 05:36 PM
some of us have to work you know....and I don't mix work with pleasure.....:D So HAPPY BIRTHDAY.....and the present is in the mail, but make do with this until it arrives.....>)

You know "KC" thats your new name, i don't like calling you chiefgal...Thank you so much ... that is why i believe in God...

Who ever invented you must have been the same guy who invented tight spandex pants & "Prime rid & Shrimp" my favorite meal...Yum Yum !!!

[Dolphin22]

I'm actually starting to really like some of you PatFans..I didn't realize any of you could be this nice ..

Thanks for the cards...

[chiefsgal*]

Originally posted by Dolphin22 on 01-19-2007 at 06:31 PM
You know "KC" thats your new name, i don't like calling you chiefgal...Thank you so much ... that is why i believe in God...

Who ever invented you must have been the same guy who invented tight spandex pants & "Prime rib & Shrimp" my favorite meal...Yum Yum !!!






God invented me.....:D

[Patriots4ever]

Originally posted by BLUESTAMPEDE'07 on 01-19-2007 at 04:25 PM
Why in the hell can't you guys talk a little smack all you guys to is talk shit and when someone talks it back you can't handle it just messing around how many have you have been kicked off fo coltfreaks i bet not many very sad you stand a chance on sunday and i usally respect the fact you have a goog qb and coach but makes think you can beat us at home when we may be playing our best ball when couldn't do it at home when our d was playing like shit GO COLTS

That was the longest sentence I have ever read in my life! :eek:

[Denism]

Happy Birthday D22:thumb:

Hope you Enjoyed it M8.

[Dolphin22]

Originally posted by chiefsgal on 01-19-2007 at 07:15 PM
God invented me.....:D

If i go to church sunday and pray really hard, can i get 2 of you, one for both sides ?

[SteelerFan87]

Belated Happy Birthday Dolphin22. I must say, I really enjoy reading your threads. :thumb:

Plus, if not for you, I might not have been invited to this site!

[chef]

sorry d-22 forgot bout ur birthday

happy birthday

[Dolphin22]

Originally posted by chef on 02-26-2007 at 05:15 AM
sorry d-22 forgot bout ur birthday


happy birthday

Chef You could make money off of those home movies & family photos ... are is that a family business already ??

just cause your mom filled up that stinky hole of hers when you fell out ... I don't think she intended for you to climb back in dick 1st through her asshole.....you asshole !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mark_Henderson]

Chef -

Although the idea of D22 clicking on that link as his b-day gift is funny in principle, it was not funny when I clicked on it at work and had to do a lightning fast jap to turn off my monitor.

[Dolphin22]

Originally posted by Mark_Henderson on 02-28-2007 at 11:12 PM
Chef -

Although the idea of D22 clicking on that link as his b-day gift is funny in principle, it was not funny when I clicked on it at work and had to do a lightning fast jap to turn off my monitor.

Thats too funny, at least you weren't at a library ....you can thank your friend Chef for that , tell him to keep his family photos to himself & get the f*ck back in the closet

[tehrick67]

Originally posted by BLUESTAMPEDE'07 on 01-19-2007 at 04:25 PM
Why in the hell can't you guys talk a little smack all you guys to is talk shit and when someone talks it back you can't handle it just messing around how many have you have been kicked off fo coltfreaks i bet not many very sad you stand a chance on sunday and i usally respect the fact you have a goog qb and coach but makes think you can beat us at home when we may be playing our best ball when couldn't do it at home when our d was playing like shit GO COLTS

Could you maybe throw in a coma or a period, reading this gave me a freakin headache.