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RoadGrader
12-12-2006, 01:33 PM
.........all you have to do is go thru Ultimate Fighting champion Tito Ortiz

Full Story Here (http://qwww.tmz.com/2006/12/11/jenna-jameson-pulls-plug-on-marriage/)

recent pic here (what's a little mileage :eek: )

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O.Z.O.
12-12-2006, 01:41 PM
What the hell, I'm up for it!

mikiemo83
12-12-2006, 01:42 PM
Mileage- hell even a toyota pickups quit after that many bumps in the road

sonsofkraftybob
12-12-2006, 01:45 PM
When my wife gave me the Brianna Loves Jenna DVD for my birthday when we were dating....I knew she was the one.

Oh yeah, and I kept my wife too!

3 Point Stan
12-12-2006, 02:38 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b210/shepherd625/Sports/favre.jpg
Make sure you double-bag it!

O.Z.O.
12-12-2006, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by mikiemo83 on 12-12-2006 at 01:42 PM
Mileage- hell even a toyota pickups quit after that many bumps in the road

I'd do it just for the chance to throw down with Tito. That'd be fun (and I'm not being sarcastic)!

Happyman*
12-12-2006, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by 3 Point Stan on 12-12-2006 at 02:38 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b210/shepherd625/Sports/favre.jpg
Make sure you double-bag it!

I think it'd probably be safer to use the stainless steel condom. On the down side, you won't be able to feel much during the act, but on the plus side, you won't have to feel to much afterwards either (i.e., pising blood, genital worts, herpes, or whatever SDTs are flowing through her).

It can't be good for her health to have that much man-chowdah pumped in.

RoadGrader
12-12-2006, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by Happyman on 12-12-2006 at 03:11 PM
I think it'd probably be safer to use the stainless steel condom. On the down side, you won't be able to feel much during the act, but on the plus side, you won't have to feel to much afterwards either (i.e., pising blood, genital worts, herpes, or whatever SDTs are flowing through her).
nay nay, I say..........

if you frequented a 1st rate Patriots Board let's say like NEM.COM, for instance, where you would find a real-life p0Rn star in residence, you would know that Jenna would be in the rosiest-of-rosy pinkishness without a hint of LTDs, STPs or any of that stuff.

the p0Rn Queen (pardon the expression) Cream of the Crop roll clean or they don't roll atoll

I can't tell you all that I've learned from that guy's site about foot-ballin'

cka203
12-12-2006, 03:52 PM
See, there's the difference between men and women.....

(Okay, it's just ONE of the differences) ;)

Even if a guy had a tremendous body, if he had a face like that, NO WAY would a woman look twice, let alone :hump:

men are such shallow creatures >)

O.Z.O.
12-12-2006, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by cka203 on 12-12-2006 at 03:52 PM
See, there's the difference between men and women.....

(Okay, it's just ONE of the differences) ;)

Even if a guy had a tremendous body, if he had a face like that, NO WAY would a woman look twice, let alone :hump:

men are such shallow creatures >)

Even though I am a guy, I've got to agree with you..

..butter belongs on toast, not a face why do I have the feeling that I just set this up for a really foul response?

RavenZ
12-12-2006, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by cka203 on 12-12-2006 at 03:52 PM
See, there's the difference between men and women.....

(Okay, it's just ONE of the differences) ;)

Even if a guy had a tremendous body, if he had a face like that, NO WAY would a woman look twice, let alone :hump:

men are such shallow creatures >)

PERSONALLY I agree but I have two words - Hugh Hefner.

So if the guy is loaded, the woman would probably go there!

cka203
12-12-2006, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by RavenB on 12-12-2006 at 04:15 PM
PERSONALLY I agree but I have two words - Hugh Hefner.

So if the guy is loaded, the woman would probably go there!

Hugh Hefner = :Eason:

RavenZ
12-12-2006, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by cka203 on 12-12-2006 at 04:21 PM
Hugh Hefner = :Eason:

No kidding - blech.

FU TOM
12-12-2006, 04:46 PM
definitely not her best picture :D

Mr NFLfan
12-12-2006, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by cka203 on 12-12-2006 at 03:52 PM
See, there's the difference between men and women.....

(Okay, it's just ONE of the differences) ;)

Even if a guy had a tremendous body, if he had a face like that, NO WAY would a woman look twice, let alone :hump:

men are such shallow creatures >)

Well Men don't own "shallow" exclusively. There are a lot of money grubbing women that will do anyone or anything for money, present company excluded of course. ;)

I don't ever remember seeing a man blow or screw a horse on film yet the internet is full of women doing just that.;) I wonder what the going rate is to blow a horse these days and the thing that really bothers me is when i've seen this not once did I ever see one of those girls :Eason:

Just watching that made me :Eason:

Back to the porn Queen, who wants a woman that everyone in town has had. The chase is half the fun now isn't it?

TrueBeliever
12-12-2006, 11:04 PM
She just needs to quit marrying other porn stars. (Her first husband was also in the business).

"Work, work, work! I swear that's all you ever think about!"

Mr NFLfan
12-13-2006, 12:39 AM
Originally posted by TrueBeliever on 12-12-2006 at 11:04 PM
She just needs to quit marrying other porn stars. (Her first husband was also in the business).

"Work, work, work! I swear that's all you ever think about!"

Kind of makes you wonder what porn stars do for fun.

NSPatsFan
12-13-2006, 07:55 AM
I could take that guy, one bullet to each of the shins he goes down like anyone else. :D